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- Arts, ArtSlut Jan 6, 2013
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The Right's Catch-22 on Gun Control
- Arts, ArtSlut Jul 24, 2012
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SA comic Blair Thompson headed to the World Series of Comedy
- Arts, ArtSlut Jul 15, 2012
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Are Women Funny? Ugly people, Adam Carolla, and the power of vagina
The question of whether or not the ladies make us laugh should have been resolved the second some girl put on the pant suit and worked a man's job (HILARIOUS!).
- Arts, ArtSlut Apr 27, 2012
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Moontower Comedy Festival: Chronicles #1
- Arts, ArtSlut Apr 7, 2012
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2012's Funniest in South Texas Winner Raul Sanchez
- Arts, ArtSlut Mar 26, 2012
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Why the New NFL is just the same Old Politics
- Arts, ArtSlut Mar 1, 2012
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Ron Paul makes men gay, says recent study
“It starts with watching a few YouTube clips,” says study.
- Arts, ArtSlut Jan 25, 2012
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Cedar Conspiracy: from God to Big Pharma to TOMS
"I’m actually just waiting for medieval men pulling carts littered with the bodies of those suffering from ‘cedar fever’ to clear out my miserably affected corpse from this god forsaken, pollen soaked shit-hole town."
- Arts, ArtSlut Jan 17, 2012
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'Are You Technology's Bitch?' - featuring John Tole's America
"Like new born blind puppies we've suckled up to the tit of technology..."
- Arts, ArtSlut Jan 3, 2012
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Tony Robbins Success Attributed to Being a "Midget Giant"
"...a 'Midget Giant' – which is not to be confused with a ‘Giant Midget’ (a human being with the proportions of a little person, but with normal height).“
- Arts, ArtSlut Dec 27, 2011
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2012 Predictions: Mayans, Trump, Bigfoot, Occupy, and beyond...
- Arts, ArtSlut Nov 11, 2011
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JoePa's faux pas and Penn State's valiant riots for the status quo
Want to better understand the rioting students of Penn State?
- Arts, ArtSlut Nov 10, 2011
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Turn your head and cough with Ward Anderson
- Arts, ArtSlut Oct 21, 2011
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Hank Williams dump means millions of Americans now report feeling 'unprepared' for football
“He sort of became a cross between Kim Jong-Il and Macho Man Randy Savage.”
- Arts, ArtSlut Sep 14, 2011
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Social Media: How I learned to stop worrying and love the political process
"Telling someone to "Shut the Fuck Up" is a very effective way of propelling an argument without all that clutter of facts and opinions."
- Arts, ArtSlut Sep 2, 2011
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Gaddafi playing hide-and-go-seek with rebels
"The closer we get, the more we hear faint yet distinct giggling… "
- Arts, ArtSlut Aug 18, 2011
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Comedian Andy Hendrickson at Rivercenter Comedy Club
Now sharper than ever, Andy hits the stage extremely natural, with a brilliant yet subtle style of humor that needs no crazy dance moves or exaggerated facial expressions.
- Arts, ArtSlut Jul 25, 2011
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Study: Talent of young, dead celebrities rapidly declining
“We need to get more proactive and start killing talented people in their prime,” continued Barkley. “If we killed Thom Yorke pre-‘In Rainbows,’ just think how great Radiohead would be today!”
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Fun Moments from Second Thursday at the McNay Art Museum
Enjoy this block party style event, on the second Thursday of every month! Experience art and enjoy FREE general admission
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Annoyingly Relatable Tweets If You've Ever Suffered Through Allergy Season in San Antonio
If you've ever felt victimized by the the pollen/cedar/oak count here in San Antonio, you're definitely not alone. Just take
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20 Adoptable Animals in San Antonio That Just Want Somebody to Love
Over at the Animal Defense League, there are plenty of animals that just want some loving. Stop by
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Everyone We Saw at the Cradle of Filth Show at the Aztec Last Night
Over the years, Cradle of Filth has been unafraid to experiment with its sound, starting out synth-heavy with grindcore-style vocals
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