Aug 10-16, 2016

Aug 10-16, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 31

Expect the Unexpected from Vicki Lawrence and Mama’s ‘Two-Woman Show’

The 1967 graduating class of Inglewood, California’s Morningside High School voted Vicki Lawrence “Most Likely to Succeed,” but they couldn’t possibly have guessed the form this success would take. After Lawrence sent San Antonio-born comedian Carol Burnett a local newspaper article pointing out the resemblance between the two women, Lawrence was cast to play Burnett’s…

Pancake Joe’s Just Opened a Bigger Location

I often have grandiose plans of waking up early and beating the breakfast rush at Pancake Joe’s. Well, that hardly ever happens, and I usually just end up eating breakfast tacos and wishing they were a giant omelet from Pancake Joe’s instead.  My (and yes, your) chances of beating the rush and getting into PJs…

The Lunchtime Snob: Exploring Tong’s Thai Menu

After learning how to conceal the smell of pot in a walk-in freezer and waiting tables despite a wired-shut mouth, the most valuable lesson I learned as an 18-year-old server at Rasta Pasta in Austin was that noodle dishes make for great lunch food. From a cook’s perspective, the pick-up is quick, the mise en place lies prepped, merely…

Where to Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth Craving this Week

Over the last year a few very unique spots have opened up all featuring delicious, ice cold treats of various shapes and sizes. We scouted out a few spots from all over town and got the low down on what to try during the dog days of summer. Iggy’s Italian Ice 3107 TPC Pkwy., Suite…

Savage Love: All I Ever Wanted

DEAR READERS: I’m on vacation for three weeks — but you won’t be reading old columns in my absence, and you won’t be reading columns by anyone who isn’t Dan Savage. You’ll be reading new columns, all of them written by Dan Savage, none of them written by me. Our second guest Dan Savage is…

Ordinance Would Lead to Fine if Minors are Caught Drinking on Your Property

San Antonio City Councilman Rey Saldaña thinks anyone who owns property where minors are caught drinking should face consequences. Council’s Governance Committee took up a request by Saldaña to create a so-called “Social Host Ordinance” that would create penalties for adults who are legally responsible for a property where anyone underage is caught drinking. Police…

Échale Block Party Returns to the Pearl On Labor Day

For the second time this year, Échale Festival 2016 is celebrating Latino music with a free concert series at the historic Pearl Brewery. The next installment of the popular outdoor concert series will happen September 5, an event filled with art vendors, performances and live music. The line up includes bands Los Nahuatlatos, El Tule and…

Dance Rockers Starfucker to Take On Paper Tiger November 5

After selling-out their first time at the Paper Tiger last year, Starfucker (stylized as STRFKR) will play the club again Saturday, November 5.  Besides a brilliant name that would make Wal-Mart ban their CDs, Starfucker’s music overshadows anything questionable. Their colorful wall of synths and oil-slick beats, paired with singer/founder Joshua Hodges’ reverb heavy vocals,…

You Can Have Breakfast For Dinner at the Now-Open Eggspectation

Brunch-obsessed San Antonians (that’s a pretty good chunk of you) can now add Eggspectation to the list of eateries to visit. The eatery first announced last June by the  San Antonio Business Journal is now open at 402 N. Loop 1604 W. for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Eggspectations is a Canadian breakfast cafe concept, first launched…

The Good ol’ Gin and Tonic Gets the Slushy Treatment for Summer

There’s a reason gin and tonic is the quintessential summer drink, and it’s not just the crisp, refreshing flavor: It prevents malaria. Well, so thought the 19th-century British officers stationed in India who took to mixing their prescribed quinine (in the form of “tonic water”) with their daily ration of gin to make it more…

Free Will Horoscope (8/17/16-8/23/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Can you imagine feeling at home in the world no matter where you are? If you eventually master this art, outer circumstances won’t distort your relationship with yourself. No matter how crazy or chaotic the people around you might be, you will remain rooted in your unshakable sense of purpose; you…

Rick Perry Continues to Defend Trump, Who He Once Called “a Cancer on Conservatism”

“Oops.” Texas’ longest serving governor inadvertently became the biggest joke of the 2012 GOP primary when, during a nationally televised debate, he couldn’t recall exactly which government agencies he’d want to abolish as president.  But last year, after Perry’s bewildering decision to again run for president, it actually started to look like the former governor’s campaign…

That Time Selena Visited the San Antonio Zoo

On Facebook this week, the San Antonio Zoo chose to pay homage to Selena Quintanilla by posting a photo of her and some family when they visited the zoo exactly 23 years ago.  The photo shows Selena alongside husband, Chris, and two children (presumably their niece and nephew) at the lion statue inside the zoo. With…

Sax It Up: Sailor Poon Sails Into SA

Six-piece Austin rockers, Sailor Poon, will be roaring into the the Alamo City for an all ages show at K23 on Friday August 26 for the twelfth of 15 dates on their west coast-oriented “Poon the Moon” Tour. In particular, they’ll be supporting a brand new 3-track vinyl seven-inch through Austin’s Giveaway Records entitled Yeast…

Tips For Making the Most of San Antonio Restaurant Week

Even the most seasoned foodies can lose sight of what’s important during Culinaria’s San Antonio Restaurant Week (Aug. 13-27). One big, wine-filled dinner at the beginning of the week could easily derail what should be two weeks’ worth of lunching and dining at new/favorite eateries for a good cause. Background for the newbies: Held twice a…

10 Free Events Happening This Week

Thu 8/18 Jake Ward Described by Texas Music Pickers earlier this year as the “Best Kept Secret” in the Texas and red dirt music scene, Corpus Christi native Jake Ward brings his signature blend of classic country and contemporary rock to the County Line as part of the venue’s Free Music Series. Guests can expect to hear…

The Bexar County Jail Will Soon Only Do Video Visitation

The days of visiting loved ones in jail where all that separates an inmate and a family member is a pane of plexiglass are quickly coming to an end in Bexar County. The Bexar County jail’s new policy of only allowing for video visitation begins at the beginning of September. In July 2015, Bexar County…

San Antonio’s Getting a Second Cousins Maine Lobster Truck

It turns out San Antonio loves lobster.  The Cousins Maine Lobster Truck fleet is expanding by one with an extra mobile kitchen now operating in San Antonio. The company shared news of the additional truck via Facebook.  The truck franchise first launched in 2012 has vehicles in 13 regions including Atlanta, Phoenix, Las Vegas and…

New Restaurants to Try During San Antonio’s Restaurant Week

Seasoned food-lovers will want to visit these relatively new joints (some are just weeks old) to expand their culinary horizons — from Peruvian fusion to comfort food. Botika For $35 you can check out the Pearl’s latest eatery through August 27. And if you feel like splurging, the $18 wine add-on isn’t too shabby. The…

City Hits Reset Button on Brackenridge Park Proposal

The longstanding tradition of families grilling out and hosting picnics at Brackenridge Park might not be under threat after all. City Councilman Rey Saldaña said Neighborhood & Livability Committee members who attended a Monday night meeting that took up criticisms of a proposal to drastically change the nature of Brackenridge Park voted to remove several…

Developer Walks Back Plan for Apartment Complex Next to Mission Concepción

A plan to turn the abandoned St. John’s Seminary into an apartment complex that would border Mission Concepción could finally get off the ground Wednesday if the Historic and Design Review Commission gives the project a green light. In 2015, the Archdiocese of San Antonio requested proposals to redevelop the property, which is abandoned and…

Alamo Drafthouse to Screen Tim Burton Classics in September

The latest film from iconic director Tim Burton is set to hit theaters Sept. 30, so to gear up for the Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children release, Alamo Drafthouse is prepping you with several screenings of the classics. Dubbed “SeptemBURTON,” the month will include screenings of Batman (1989), Beetlejuice, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Edward…

Happy Hour Hound: Il Forno’s Can’t-Miss $6 Pies

How much longer will it be before Michael Sohocki starts to get the attention that he deserves?  The polyglot chef created an entirely new cuisine when he opened Restaurant Gwendolyn in 2010, and received a James Beard semifinalist nom for his cerebral concept. When he opened Kimura in 2013, Sohocki gave the city its first pedigreed ramen restaurant, a milestone…

Will State Lawmakers Fix Texas’ Harsh Marijuana Laws Next Session?

The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration’s decision last week to list cannabis alongside the world’s deadliest drugs, like heroin, means that states will continue to decide on their own whether pot possession should be harshly punished and what, if any, patients are allowed access to a plant with many known medical uses. The decision perpetuates a…

Hey Mr. DJ: A Guide to San Antonio’s Best DJ Nights

With a rising number of weekly DJ nights at San Antonio clubs, spinning is now becoming a thriving local music scene. From turntables, working a laptop and, to retro purists, playing cassettes and CDs, DJing is an art form San Antonio continues to appreciate.  We talked to New York turned San Antonio DJ Joshua K.…

The Aquadolls Bring Raucous, Fuzzy Fun to Paper Tiger on Friday

Presenting a fresher and more feminine aesthetic than the other sweaty bros over at the totally bodacious Burger Records, The Aquadolls, fronted by founder Melissa Brooks, is a totally Orange County, grunge-glam/surf-pop outfit — and most likely the exact thing that’s been missing in your life. Though the group hasn’t released any new music since 2013’s raunchy,…

State Health Officials: Zika Case Shows Spread From Florida to Texas

The Texas Department of State Health Services on Monday reported the state’s first case of inter-state Zika transmission. DSHS says in a press release that a resident in El Paso County who recently traveled to an area of Miami that produced the country’s first locally-transmitted Zika cases became ill when they returned home. State health…

Four Immigrants Really Don’t Want a Federal Judge to Obtain Their Personal Info

Four immigrants who received deportation relief under President Barack Obama’s executive immigration action for people who were illegally brought to the country as children say a federal judge’s order requiring the Department of Justice to hand over private identifying information about them violates their constitutional right to privacy. On May 19, U.S. District Judge Andrew…

NWS Issues Flash Flood Watch Through Monday Evening

After weeks of triple-digit weather, steady rain through the weekend has started to cool the city, but not without some headache. The National Weather Service Austin-San Antonio issued a flash flood watch early Monday morning for more than two dozen counties, including Bexar. The flash flood watch is in effect until 7 p.m. Because the…

Shows to See This Week

Monday, August 15  Mark Sultan As a messy-in-a-punk-sorta-way garage rocker, Mark Sultan, also known as BBQ, warrants a “get it all over ya” warning. Instead of getting sticky Sweet Baby Ray’s fingers, the aural feast is an all you can eat buffet of a Canadian born one-man band playing the rowdiest, ’60s inspired/punk perfected rock…

NEISD Improves Sex Ed, Conservative Christian Group Flips Out

A pro-life group in San Antonio has plastered the North East Side Independent School District’s name on seminars the group is holding around the district to spread false information about the NEISD’s newly-adopted sex ed curriculum. In May, NEISD slightly tweaked their sex ed curriculum for 6-8 graders to include mention of proper condom use. Parents are…

Texas Mexican Mafia Member Pleads Guilty to Role in Death of Cop Turned Gangster

A Texas Mexican Mafia member plead guilty Thursday morning to his role in the murder of a Balcones Heights police officer who also claimed membership in the prison gang. Jerry “Spooks” Idrogo, 35, admitted responsibility for two murders, Balcones Heights police officer Julian Pesina and Texas Mexican Mafia member Billy Padilla, the United States Attorneys Office…

Spurs Flourish in Rio

Foto oficial de la Selección antes del debut. Todo listo en Río! 🇦🇷 pic.twitter.com/uyoqWBQnyQ — Manu Ginobili (@manuginobili) August 5, 2016 During Argentina’s rugged 90-82 win against Croatia on Tuesday night Manu Ginobili’s veteran influence was in full view both on and off the hardwood. The eldest baller at these Olympic games notched 13 points in 19 minutes,…

“High-Jinx”: The Signature Drink of the 2017 San Antonio Cocktail Conference

On Thursday night in an exclusive release party at the San Antonio Zoo, the San Antonio Cocktail Conference revealed its signature cocktail for the five-day event that occurs in January. Named the “High-Jinx,” the drink takes its name from its foundational liquor, a blended Scotch Whiskey called Monkey Shoulder, a name that playfully harks back to a condition maltmen…

Branchline Becomes Brewpub, Can Now Sell Take-Home Beer Onsite

2013 proved to be a landmark year for Texas breweries marking the first significant changes to the state’s beer laws since 1993 when brewpubs became legal. While production breweries, like San Antonio’s Branchline Brewing Co, gained the luxury of selling their brew onsite, under state law, visitors still couldn’t buy beer at the brewery and…

10 Upcoming Texas Shows That Are Totally Worth Your Gas Money

If the eternally lingering summer and coming fall months should leave you feeling a touch of wanderlust, here are some upcoming music festivals and shows that might just provide the ideal impetus to hop in the hooptie and hurry to the highway. Arranged by date (from early-September to early-December), these shows are all in Texas…

Pastie Pops Promise to ‘Make the Summer Even Hotter’ with Sunday Sizzler

Always strong contenders in the Current’s annual Best of San Antonio readers’ poll, the fun-loving and body-positive Pastie Pops keep burlesque fans titillated year-round with festive spectacles that follow seasonal themes (from All Hallows’ Tease to Christmas Burrr-lesque) and routinely showcase visiting talent from across Texas and beyond. Challenging the Lone Star State’s notoriously infernal…

Spurs Will Open Up Next Season Against the Golden State Warriors

For the first time since 1997, the San Antonio Spurs released a season schedule that won’t feature Tim Duncan. But it’s time to make our collective goodbyes a reality and get ready for phenom Kawhi Leonard to wow us all; for LaMarcus Aldridge to continue finding his place on the team while banking shots and…

Former Crystal City Mayor, City Attorney, Slapped with More Charges

Crystal City’s embattled former city manager and city attorney is accused of using $2 million set aside for infrastructure improvements to pay his high-priced salary, the feds allege in a new indictment. In a Del Rio federal court Wednesday afternoon a grand jury slapped James Jonas 111, 54, who was paid $216,000 as city attorney…

Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, August 11 Clint Black What’s that godawful bumper sticker say — I wasn’t born in Texas but I got here fast as I could? For guitarist Clint Black, his parents made sure of it, moving from his birth state of New Jersey to the Lone Star state before his first birthday. For Black, nurture…

Jazz, TX Sets Opening Date

After announcing its opening in early November of 2015, the Pearl’s first music venue will open its doors on August 23.  Helmed by Brent “Doc” Watkins, pianist, organist, bandleader, composer, et al., Jazz, TX will open inside 3,500-square-foot located in the basement of the original Bottling Department at Pearl. Expect a cross between sultry jazz club…

You’ll Want S’more of this New Girl Scout Cookie

I hate waiting. I especially hate waiting for cookies, but like most Girl Scout cookie-obsessed humans, I’ll have to wait until next year to get my hands on the latest from all those mini boss girls.  To celebrate the centennial anniversary of the Girl Scout Cookie Program, the largest girl-led business on the globe (side…

PR Firm Texas Hired to Clean Up Voter-ID Mess Has Shilled For Big Tobacco and Military Dictatorships

The public relations behemoth Texas hired to run its court-mandated voter education campaign has worked for companies like Phillip Morris and Exxon. They’ve represented military dictatorships and managed major PR crises like Johnson & Johnson’s problem with cyanide-tainted Tylenol in the early 1980s. When a pesticide plant in Bhopal, India leaked gas that poisoned hundreds…

10 Ways to Put Art into Your Weekend Plans

Fri 8/12 Art Party: Black and White The August edition of SAMA and KRTU’s Art Party series includes tours of the museum’s collections (5:30pm, 6:15pm and 7:15pm), specialty cocktails by Blue Box (cash bar), art-making activities, live music by the Jim Cullum Jazz Band, catering by Sketch and artisan paletas by Pop’topia Pops. $5-$10, 6-8pm…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 8/11 Kim Chi Although RuPaul’s Drag Race is praised for bringing drag to the masses, it is not without critics who say the show often rewards the use of racial stereotypes among its contestants. Refusing to give into such antics, season eight’s Kim Chi described herself as a “7-foot-tall, live action anime character,” preferring…

PechaKucha Vol. 23 Announces Lineup

For the 23rd round of PechaKucha, the arts and culture series promises a diverse lineup of community leaders, ranging from Kristal Cuevas, the Yogipreneur behind Southtown Yoga Loft, to Robert Vogt, Director of San Antonio’s Vogt Auction Galleries — and everyone in between. Slated Aug. 23 at the Empire Theatre (226 N. St. Mary’s St.),…

New Brunch Spot Signs Lease with the Quarry

Get ready for a new breakfast spot, San Antonio. Snooze: an A.M. Eatery is about to hit the scene and they’re bringing all the brunch favorites with them. First reported by the San Antonio Business Journal, the Denver-based restaurant chain, which also has locations in California and Arizona, has signed a lease in the Quarry…

The Current Is Seeking Interns for the 2016-2017 School Year

If you’re a college student who prefers writing stories, shooting video and taking photos over fetching coffee or pretending to be busy while surfing the internet behind a cubicle, consider joining the San Antonio Current this school year.  We’re seeking to hire a few college-age interns for each semester in the 2016-17 school year. As…

There’s a New Shop Ready to Satisfy Your Chocolate Cravings

Fans of Chocollazo Chocolate Trolley will be pumped to know that the popular food trailer now has a brick-and-mortar home to call its own at the Boardwalk on Broadway at 4013 Broadway. Chocollazo was previously featured in an episode of Cooking Channel’s Eat St.  Housed inside a former hair salon, Chocollazo’s new location is just…


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