Cinefestival 2016

Feb 24 - Mar 1, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 8

Cover Story

CineFestival and the Meaning of ‘Latino’ Film

“I’m trying to redefine what a Latino film is,” Jim Mendiola, CineFestival director, told the San Antonio Current about the festival’s 38th edition taking place through February 27 at the Guadalupe Theater. “I don’t want to be so dogmatic as to what ‘Latino’ means.” Oh, the old etymological “Latino” debate … See, when it comes…

10 Free Events Happening This Week

Your Government Explained Tue 3/8 Join County Judge Nelson Wolff, Mayor Ivy R. Taylor and City Manager Sheryl Sculley for a candid conversation answering questions and presenting new opportunities for young professionals to participate in major upcoming County and City initiatives. Free, networking at 5:30pm, speakers and Q&A at 6pm Tuesday. Free, 5:30pm, Tue, Plaza de…

Bacon Dreams Come True at Central Market’s Annual Bacon Fest

How does a bacon brownie sound? A bacon candy bar? How about bacon salt to cover everything on a plate? If the answer to these questions is “amazing,” then it’s time for a trip to the Bacon Fest. Central Market  (4821 Broadway, 210-368-8600) will host its annual Bacon Fest starting March 2 through March 15.…

San Antonio Invades SXSW

As the “Breakfast Taco War of 2016” between Austin and San Antonio continues, Austin will host a slice of San Antonio during SXSW Interactive 2016 to help promote its neighbor to the south. For three days, the Old School Bar & Grill (401 E. 6th St., Austin) will be known as Casa San Antonio. Located…

SAPD Officer Who Shot Unarmed Black Man Handed Indefinite Suspension

San Antonio Police Department Officer John Lee, who shot and killed Antroine Scott on Feb. 4, has been placed on indefinite suspension, according to media reports this afternoon. KENS says multiple sources confirmed that SAPD Chief William McManus handed Lee what is called a “contemplated indefinite suspension,” adding that that is the first process toward…

Did a UFO Fly Over San Antonio Last Week?

Today is Super Tuesday — a day that comes around just once every four years. It’s one of the most important news days on the calendar, and a date that may well be remembered as a turning point for our country. Consequently, we bring you this important news bulletin: Images of an unidentified flying object hovering…

SAPD Accuses Man of Murdering 75-year-old Woman

The San Antonio Police Department has accused 30-year-old R.C. Curtis of murdering a 75-year-old woman who was beloved by coworkers at the H-E-B she worked at. Authorities found Paula Boyd’s body last October after she didn’t show up to work. Homicide detectives accuse Curtis of Capital Murder and arrested him this morning at his apartment…

Barry Manilow to Play AT&T Center on His Final Tour

On April 13, “Mandy” singer Barry Manilow will sweep the traditionally hard rock-lovin’ SA for a soft rock spin on his ONE LAST TIME! tour. We all know it won’t be the hit machine’s last hurrah, but Fanilows can play along.  After performing at the Las Vegas Hilton and Paris Las Vegas from 2005 through 2011, with…

Pearl Announces Summer Opening of Peruvian/Asian Restaurant

The Pearl complex is about to get a big dose of South America this summer. The whispers of chef Geronimo Lopez, former executive chef at NAO, taking over the space previously occupied by Arcade Midtown Kitchen have been confirmed. In a press release sent out this morning, the Pearl announced the summer 2016 opening of…

Today is Super Tuesday, So Go Vote, San Antonio

Whether you burn for Bernie Sanders or support Hillary Clinton, today’s your last chance to vote.  Super Tuesday is upon us. In Bexar County, there are multiple primary elections, including judges, state reps, a Democratic show-off for the nomination to run for sheriff and more. Check out a generic Democrat ballot here and a Republican…

ACLU Says Great Texas Warrant Roundup Is a Shakedown of the Working Poor

The American Civil Liberties Union is criticizing the annual Great Texas Warrant Roundup.  The initiative is for people who have outstanding warrants relating to fines. From February 20 through March 6 — the amnesty period — people can pay what’s owed without fear of arrest for Class C misdemeanor fines, which includes stuff like traffic…

5 Shows to See This Week

Monday, February 29 Neck Deep, State Champs, Knuckle Puck, Like Pacific Get neck deep in emo kids with these torch bearers of the not-so-tween-anymore genre. $17-$19, 5:30pm, Alamo City Music Hall, 1305 E. Houston St.  Monday, February 29 UV TV, Creepstare, Talk Sick Brats, The Oblio’s To be 23 again: drink piss beer, have a…

10 Free Events Happening This Week in San Antonio

Wed 3/2 Reading at The Twig with authors Manning Wolfe and Bill Rodgers With the first in her legal thriller series, Dollar Signs: Texas Lady Lawyer vs Boots King, Manning introduces her legal thriller based on actual client files. Bill Rodgers is a comedy writer and author with the first in a series called the…

Freedom From Religion Foundation Sues Texas Governor Greg Abbott

Remember that time Texas Governor Greg Abbott, including his decade-plus tenure as Attorney General, used his position of power to infringe on the rights of others? OK, too broad. More specifically, during the season Texans look forward to every year: Winter Solstice.  Last December, Abbott ordered the removal of a state-approved display of the above…

Report: School Districts Approve UIL Measure that Impedes High School Trans Athletes

Texas school districts backed a proposal that would use students’ gender on their birth certificates, prohibiting transgender students from playing on a team which aligns with their gender identity, according to The Texas Observer. School district athletic directors and superintendents approved the proposal after the University Interscholastic League (UIL) legislative council recommended such a move…

6th Annual Twisted Taco Truck Throwdown Sets Date

The battle of the food trucks occurs year-round in San Antonio, but if you want to witness mobile kitchens really go head to head, stop by the sixth annual Twisted Taco Truck Throwdown (10 10th St., 210-725-5477). Happening Saturday May 7 from 4 p.m. until midnight, approximately 21 of the best taco trucks around town will…

New Changes in the Attaboy/Attagirl Universe

Things are starting to feel pretty cosmic in the Attaboy/Attagirl food sphere – and you and your tastebuds are certainly in luck. On February 24, Chris Cullum’s Attaboy (2410 N. St. Mary’s St.) found its new home outside the Paper Tiger. The truck has been serving up arguably the freshest (and tastiest) baked buns in town, bacon cheeseburger delicacies and…

22 Zika Virus Cases Pending in Bexar County

More people in Bexar County may have contracted the Zika Virus, according to the Metropolitan Health District. Twenty-two people are being investigated for the disease, which is running rampant in Central and South America. The Centers for Disease Control and Protection have already confirmed that three people have contracted Zika virus in Bexar County. But…

USDA Report: Infant Baboon Killed at Texas Biomedical Research Institute

The national research watchdog group Stop Animal Exploitation Now (SAEN) says it obtained a federal document from January 28 that shows an infant baboon died at the Texas Biomedical Research Institute because of mishandling. A female baboon was also injured. According to a USDA inspection report, the death occurred after the baby and female baboon…

Women’s Herstory Month: 15 Songs to Get You Pumped

The official theme for 2016’s Women’s History Month is “Working to Form a More Perfect Union: Honoring Women in Public Service and Government,” but today, we’ll be focusing on women who’ve rocked the world (and challenged the male-dominated musical landscape).  To make this mixtape, the artist doesn’t have to explicitly define herself as a feminist, but only to have made a lasting…

Early Voting Ends Today at 8 p.m.

Want to avoid the Super Tuesday rush to vote? Today’s your last chance. Primary voting ends at 8 p.m. today. You can find your early voting location here. So far, 37,245 Democrats have cast early votes compared to Bexar County Republicans, who have cast 42,325 votes. Next Tuesday, March 1, is the primary election. Just…

Senate Criminal Justice Committee Agrees to Study Cyber Bullying

The Senate Criminal Justice Committee will begin looking at cyberbullying, studying how schools and law enforcement collaborate, Senator José Menéndez says in a press release. “Cyberbullying is a new problem that needs new solutions. It is a statewide problem that demands statewide attention,” Menéndez says. “This is a major step forward for David’s Law because this…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 2/25 Julieta Venegas The Cali-born queen of Latin alt-pop, Julieta Venegas, was 10 years old when she first began learning piano. From that initial step she has, over the years, blossomed into one of the most refreshing and talented musical forces in the world. Gifted on the accordion, on the guitar, as a songwriter,…

Artist Luis Muñoz Reveals New Spurs-Themed Street Art

Local producer/director Luis Muñoz is at it again.  The man responsible for making Austin’s “I Love You So Much” wall about 10 times better (or worse depending on where you stand on original art and what not) last December penned an ode to the Silver and Black. Unveiling the new street art via Facebook this…

UTSA’s New Music Festival Begins Tuesday, March 8

In its third year, University of Texas at San Antonio’s annual New Music Festival is continuing the tradition of displaying the music department’s skills as one of the top schools for musical enrichment, as well as “New Music,” post-modern compositions for large ensembles. The Festival will take place over a span of three nights, each…

Kanye West’s TLOP: Album of the Life?

It’s been said a sure-fire way to divide a room is to mention politics or religion. You can add Kanye West to that list of controversial topics. The 38-year-old super producer turned rap’s Steve Jobs (proclaimed by Yeezus himself) has no shortage of highlights and low-lights; the latter making Kanye a polarizing figure in the last…

Do You Know Where Tencha La Jefa’s Performance Dildo Is?

Who steals a dildo, honestly? That’s the question at hand after last night’s drag show featuring Yara Sofia at the Heat Nightclub (1500 N. Main Ave.) when host Tencha La Jefa’s double-sided performance dildo went missing.  The prop at hand comes in at 24 inches and has been used on a biweekly basis in her…

Did the ADL Just Post The Best Video Ever? Yep

There’s not much to this post other than we needed a reason to share this très adorable 7-minute video of puppies that need fostering.  Visit the Animal Defense League’s Facebook page for more information on how to care for these wee pups and try not to give them new names (like Starsky and Hutch, or…

Triple 9: John Hillcoat’s Disappointing Heist of Michael Mann Archetypes

I was expecting a lot out of director John Hillcoat’s latest cinematic endeavor in Triple 9. Perhaps it was unfair to whole-heartedly believe that Triple 9 would rightfully belong to the same mythic pantheon of the Australian filmmaker’s previous works of high art: The Proposition, The Road, and Lawless. And yet, despite this film’s laundry list of A-list actors, I…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, February 25 Two Tons of Steel Pros for over two decades, Two Tons are actually the group I saw on Y2K. We survived. Dennis was the shit, but this new lineup is a real group of killers. With the Eskimo Brothers. $5-$10, 9pm, 502 Bar, 502 Embassy Oaks, (210) 257-8125 Friday, February 26 Adult Books…

Three Finalists Named in the International River Barge Design Competition

There’s just one San Antonio organization in the three finalist teams for the competition to develop a new design for the city’s river barge fleet. The city and the San Antonio chapter of The American Institute of Architects announced Tuesday afternoon that finalists include METALAB, of Houston, Luna Architecture + Design, of San Antonio, in…

The 35th Annual Tejano Conjunto Festival Lineup is Here

The lineup for the 35th Tejano Conjunto Festival has arrived! The annual festival held at Rosedale Park and the Guadalupe Theater which provides San Antonio with a chance to see some of the biggest names in the music of our region will take place Wednesday May 11 through Saturday May 14. Tickets for the event…

Help Us Design The San Antonio Current

The San Antonio Current is looking for motivated and creative graphic design interns to join our editorial design team. This is the perfect place for new designers to learn, develop their portfolio, network with industry professionals, and develop new skills that they will carry with them throughout their career. Passionate voices are welcomed and essential…

VIA Metropolitan Transit to Offer Complimentary Rides on Election Day

Election day is fast approaching, San Antonio. Early voting ends Friday and the primary election is next Tuesday. This year, VIA Metropolitan Transit is taking part in this civic duty by offering complimentary rides throughout its service area on Election Day (March 1). The VIA Board of Trustees approved the initiative, called “Ride VIA to…

A Sanctified Review of Will Johnson at Frank, Formerly Casbeers at The Church

We sat in what had been a Casbeers, and before that an actual church, and was soon to be the San Antonio iteration of Austin’s estimable hot dog establishment Frank. The upstairs sanctuary saloon, consecrated as the St. Francis bar, with its plurality of stained glass and elegant pulpit, hosted singer-songwriters Justin Kinkel-Shuster and Will Johnson, the former more a…

Watch: Gov. Greg Abbott Endorses Sen. Ted Cruz for President

In a long-awaited but much-needed development for Ted Cruz, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott endorsed the Lone Star senator for president last night. Cruz is a political protege of Abbott’s, having served as Texas’ solicitor general while Abbott was the attorney general. Abbott called Cruz “a Constitutionalist whose judgment I trust to appoint the right judges…

Abuse of Power Charges Against Former Gov. Rick Perry Dropped

The longest-serving governor of Texas is out of the woods. Abuse of power charges against former Gov. Rick Perry were dismissed today by the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals. The court dismissed a misuse of power charge, and upheld an earlier decision to throw out a coercion of a public official charge. The charges stemmed…

Find Tranquility Through Yoga

Let go of the stressors of every day life before starting your day. Whether you’re trying to figure out work-life balance, need to shape up your practice or just nail tree pose, there are plenty of studios to enjoy a very early morning yoga sweat sesh. MBS Fitness • Though MBS Fitness (multiple locations, mbsfitness.net)…

Pick Up Breakfast Tacos

There are but a handful of things better than access to great breakfast tacos. Thankfully, this is San Antonio and most of us are but a hop, skip and jump away from our nearest taco joint. Let’s be honest, few will go out of their way to pick up a carne guisada taco on their…

Where to Wow Out-of-Towners

Whatever your people are here for — a graduation, a birthday or a niece’s quinceañera — they’re going to need to eat eventually. Here are three spots to take your guests before they get hangry and you need to get them out of your house: La Fogata • If you’re spending a ton of time…

Eat Great Late

Used to be that local denizens of the dark had limited late-night feeding options: Mi Tierra pairing enchiladas and mariachis and Earl Abel’s mating insomniacs to fried chicken. Mi Tierra Restaurant & Bakery (218 Produce Row, 210-225-1262) still soldiers on. But a new breed of night owls has emerged, encouraged in part by upscale bars…

Free Will Astrology, Week of February 24

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Just one species has a big enough throat to swallow a person whole: the sperm whale. If you happen to be sailing the high seas any time soon, I hope you will studiously avoid getting thrown overboard in the vicinity of one of these beasts. The odds are higher than usual…

Cool Down with a Cold One

On certain days the workplace feels like a monotonous inferno of crumpled sticky notes and forgotten to-do lists in a nightmare straight out of Office Space. These long days unfold into even longer weeks, leaving us world-weary and in dire need of a place where our frazzled hair and tattered business casual aren’t targets of…

Treat the Tots

Going out to eat with kids doesn’t mean you’re stuck going to McDonald’s or Chuck E. Cheese’s. There are plenty of restaurants in San Antonio that have great food and distractions for the kids. The Cove (606 W. Cypress St., 210-227-2683) has a unique menu featuring bison, lamb and grass-fed beef dishes with plenty of…

San Antonio Photographer Makes Familiar Alamo City Parks Look Unfamiliar

Justin Moore has achieved his dreams. In 1999, he started a photography business because he loves taking pictures; passion number one, check. In 2001, he fulfilled his childhood dream of becoming a pilot, achieving passion number two. And so, naturally, his passions are now married into one: aerial photography. “When someone came out with a…

Walk or Bike Through Downtown

It’s tough to appreciate everything Downtown has to offer in the middle of the day. Whether you’re inching through traffic, accidentally turning down one-way streets or trying to cut through herds of people looking for the Alamo (“Do ya’ know where I could get my hands on a coonskin cap?”), just existing in the city’s…

Take a Hike

Author and naturalist John Muir once said: “In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks.” In San Antonio, we are fortunate to live in a fairly large metropolitan area that still has a number of lush green spaces that are perfect for getting that same feeling Muir mentions. In the last…

Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth

After a savory dinner or a particularly trying day, we can’t think of anything better than a sweet treat or two. But why wait until the end of the day to satisfy those sugary cravings when San Antonio’s got a multitude of dessert options ranging from delicate macarons to decadent conchas stuffed with ice cream?…

Take a Joyride

Aptly billed as the “healthiest happy hour of your day,” JoyRide Cycle Studio (multiple locations, joyridestudio.com) puts a decidedly modern spin on the group fitness concept. Led by motivating instructors in a sleek space tricked out with a killer sound system, JoyRide’s “calorie-torching, endorphin-surged, high-energy” sessions get riders amped up with amusing themes (from “Mashup…

Bird Watch at Olmos Basin

The views in Olmos Basin Park (651 Devine Road) are some of the best in the city. The trees and open spaces make you feel lost in nature even though you’re not far from great restaurants and top coffee shops. Some of the main attractions are the kick ass birds that populate the park. Give…

Get Zen at the San Antonio Botanical Garden

The San Antonio Botanical Garden might just be one of the most beautiful places in the entire city. The 38-acre park, with a tall hill at its center that provides a great view of San Antonio, features all kinds of nature, from native plants found throughout the garden in a variety of displays to a…

Rally the Troops

After the graduation caps have been tossed, and that intense training seminar at work has ended, nothing feels more necessary than succulent food and drinks enjoyed with good company. We know a thing or two about feeding large masses of people here in SA, and some restaurants have refined this to an art form by…

CineFestival Highlights

Throwback Thursday: Frontierlandia ∙ The winner of CineFestival’s 1996 Jury Prize, this is the biggest trip you can have at this year’s fest. At times straight-ahead documentary, at times travelogue, this unpredictable, highly entertaining Culture Clash-meets-Monty Python extravaganza explores border life, the spirit of Aztlán, Mexican death metal and features Guillermo Gómez Peña as a…

Rack ‘Em Up

Shoot stick? If you’ve ever seen the Swayze arthouse flick Roadhouse or Paul Newman in The Hustler, you know what kind of badassery goes down in the pool hall. However, if your billiard goals are slightly lower than running the table on some poor, unsuspecting schmuck, there are plenty of places to brush up on…

Watch the Sun Rise from a Historic Hill

San Antonio can be loud. But before the day breaks and the sun rises, prior to thousands upon thousands of commuters taking to the Alamo City’s network of highways and streets causing a cacophony of traffic sounds, there’s a serene quiet across the city. San Antonio’s not known for dramatic views from high points in…

Go Retro

Although random vintage duds and furnishings can still be be spotted hiding on the racks and shelves of San Antonio’s many thrift stores (Thrift Town, Boysville Auxiliary Thrift, Community Thrift and Texas Thrift, among the local favorites), a handful of dedicated shops are happy to do the hunting for you. While Period Modern (4347 McCullough…

It’s Showtime, San Antonio

Gone are the days when entertainment on your perfect day meant a paleta by the television set. Now, with a rapidly growing arts scene and more tourists to entertain than ever, when the sun goes down on the Alamo, the curtains must come up on stages across this destination city. From a steady rotation of…

Is San Antonio Ready for a New Generation of Latino Filmmakers?

Besides some shorts and the documentary Las Tesoros de San Antonio (which had its world premiere on February 21), CineFestival will feature a Pepe Serna tribute day on Wednesday, February 24, with screenings of Aguruphobia (comedy, 6:30 p.m.) and the world premiere of Aaron Lee López’s Gino’s Wife (8:30 p.m.), shot in SA and starring…

Drink at Home

Sometimes, you just want to go where everybody knows your name. And the surest way to do that is to stay planted on your own couch while sporting your best elastic waistband. Here are some of the spots around town to stock up on craft brews to enjoy in the comfort of your own home:…

Breakfast at Jim’s

There’s something comforting about knowing that Jim’s Restaurants (multiple locations, jimsrestaurants.com) exist, and that you can visit most of the locations at any time. The diner is a beacon of basic breakfast, available at dawn, noon, midnight or any point in between. There are 16 San Antonio-area Jim’s, 13 of which are open 24 hours…

Do the DoSeum

Since opening its doors back in June 2015, The DoSeum, the new incarnation of the San Antonio Children’s Museum, with its cutting-edge technology and focus on learning-through-doing, has wowed, engaged and educated visitors of all ages. Sure, it’s a wonderful place to take the kiddos — a place where they can burn as much energy…

Cozy Up with the Burlesque Scene

Burlesque in the Alamo City is an unsurprisingly eclectic and refreshingly body-positive affair that takes shape in themed, seasonal spectacles filled with bumping, grinding, glitter and tassels, and during the young but promising San Antonio Burlesque Festival (the fifth edition is set for September 16 and 17 at the Woodlawn Theatre). Spearheaded by the lovely…

Locked and Loaded: Predictions for This Year’s Oscars

Ready to earn some bragging rights by winning your Oscars pool against your fellow cinephiles? Take note of the San Antonio Current’s predictions for the top eight categories. Then watch the 88th Annual Academy Awards on Sunday, Feb. 28 at 7:30pm on ABC. BEST PICTURE ∙ With eight nominees vying for the top prize, three…

Go Gallery Hopping

While the monthly mainstays of First Friday and Second Saturday routinely get the Alamo City art scene out en masse for animated — and often boozy — evenings of gallery hopping, art openings are almost a weekly occurrence in San Antonio. Membership has its privileges at institutions like the San Antonio Museum of Art (200…

Indulge in Indie Coffee

The coffee explosion doesn’t stop with power meetings. Sometimes the lattes and cortados come in sweet little locally grown packages. Here’s a list of a few joints we love to while away an afternoon in. Fairview Coffee (3428 N. St. Mary’s St., 210-731-8009) is located in a small, unassuming strip center near the San Antonio…

Reach for the River

Completed in 2013, the Museum and Mission Reaches give Alamo City residents a part of the River Walk they can own, one with far fewer visitors and attractions than the tourist-saturated portion of the San Antonio River. And they’re perfect places for a stroll. The Museum Reach — four miles soaked with native flora —…

Be a Karaoke Star

The beautiful thing about karaoke is that there’s no one way to succeed. Nothing pulls strangers together like an entire room joining in, pained expressions across their joyous faces, as they belt out “Don’t Stop Believing.” Or the guy who gets super agro on Pantera and then comes back next round to wail on Miley’s…

San Antonio Food Bank Fights Hunger by Preventing Food Waste

Imagine a French grocery store — cheese in all its forms, long breads, wine in abundant glory. As of February 4, an image of charity can be added to this shopping list of cultural signifiers. Spurred by Paris City Councilor Arash Derambarsh, French supermarkets now must donate food that would otherwise be thrown away. Any…

Get Batty

Mexican free-tailed bats are oft-unheralded saviors of South Texas. They prevent the region’s crops from being overrun by pests, and the rest of us from being perpetually bothered by mosquitoes, gnats and other buzzy little beasts. Watching them emerge from their daily slumber is also a fantastic and mesmerizing sight, and there are several places…

Freshen Up with a Fruit Cup

Satisfying a sweet tooth doesn’t always mean a trip for some ice cream. This is San Antonio, where Mexican culture brought us the fruit cup and raspas. Chamoy City Limits (multiple locations, chamoycitylimits.com), a food truck, takes the traditional raspa to the next level with selections like The Anaconda and Lochness Monster, which are filled…

Forage Farmers Markets

Picking up fresh produce for the week at one of the city’s farmers markets makes you feel good about yourself. There’s something about getting outside, walking around and selecting healthy, locally grown food that sets a positive tone for the rest of the day. Here are three to take in around town: Olmos Basin Farmers…

Bar Hop on the Strip

Once a thriving stretch of nightlife packed with live music and weekend revelers, due to a stream of bar purchases, renovations and the influx of Downtown dwellers, the St. Mary’s Strip is poised to return to its former position as the primary destination for live music seekers. We shall start at The Mix (2423 N.…

Discover the Four Southern Missions

Ignore this if you haven’t visited San Antonio’s Spanish missions before. If that’s the case, you’ll want to see their interiors too, which close each day at 5 p.m. But if you’re a veteran of mission tours — which, not counting the Alamo, include Missions Concepcion, San Jose, San Juan and Espada — the best…

Nourish with Juice

Whether you’ve been out the night before and want a fresh start or want to start the day with 17 servings of vegetables, there are juice shops out there for you. Each has carved out an audience within SA, but here’s a rundown of where to get your fresh-pressed beets and then some. Fresh-pressed and…

Wake and Bake

Uuhhh … it’s that time again. The quiet consolation of evening has passed and we’re back in the shuffle of the mortal coil. But, alas! There is herb of which to partake! Herb for all humankind! This is the first toke, first drag, pull, hit, touch: the first time that we’re putting our lips to…

Catch a Flick

PALLADIUM THEATER • This movie house will celebrate its 10-year anniversary in December 2016 as one of the most impressive of the theaters in the locally owned Santikos chain. From its Greek-influenced architecture to its state-of-the-art IMAX theater to its newly installed Barco Escape that uses multiple screens to present a film, the movie-going experience…

The Blind Boys of Alabama Celebrate 72 Years of Gospel

The Blind Boys of Alabama first formed at the Alabama Institute for the Blind in 1944. For reference, other “legacy” groups such as the Texas Tornados, ZZ Top and even the Rolling Stones have been together continuously for 25, 45 and 50 years, respectively. At 72 years and counting, the Blind Boys have been around…

Eat on the Cheap

San Antonio has always been a city that loves food. And in recent years, with places like the Pearl and its restaurants making national foodie news, the Alamo City seems to have made an unequivocal mark on the culinary map. While diners should be ready to drop at least 100 bucks to enjoy a solid…

Browse for Books and Vinyl

For the literate individual whose free time is not spent just Netflix-and-chilling, or the audiophile with the insatiable appetite for all things vinyl, what better way to spend an afternoon than among the stacks and rows of some of your closest companions: books and records. Luckily, San Antonio has some exceptional opportunities to score that…

Go Antiquing on Hildebrand

It’s a weekend tradition for hardcore pickers and casual browsers alike, but there’s no need to wait for Saturday or Sunday to peruse the packed aisles of antiques, collectibles and vintage finds that line the funky little strip of Hildebrand Avenue between San Pedro and Beacon. While certain spots come and go, mainstays Antiques on…

Take in a Show

If you’re looking for great live music of the local and touring variety, chances are you’re thinking of hitting the St. Mary’s Strip. And you’re not wrong. Our fair city, however, boasts plenty of other great spots around town to dig live music of all types. So let’s say you decide to skip the Strip,…

Don’t Ever Fucking Question That: Real Talk with Slug from Atmosphere

Minneapolis hip-hop act Atmosphere, at Paper Tiger this weekend, has enjoyed an atypical career in a temperamental genre with a constantly shifting base. Comprised of rapper Slug (Sean Daley) and DJ/producer Ant (Anthony Davis), Atmosphere has churned out seven LPs and nine EPs since its 1997 debut Overcast. A longtime favorite of the hip-hop underground,…

Lunch in the Park

Forget eating lunch at a desk or in a breakroom. Forget about the hustle and bustle of finding some quick grub to chow down during that all-too-short lunch hour. Instead, pack a lunch and escape the workday in one of San Antonio’s endless number of parks. There’s no way to do justice to them all…

Power Through Your Morning Meeting

Time to make some big decisions? Interviewing for a new position? Making calls on big-time projects that’ll re-energize San Antonio? It’s time for a power meeting. Thankfully, San Anto is currently replete with coffee shops for the “get shit done” set. Here are a few of our go-to joints for sealing any deal. Rosella Coffee…

Score a Slice

Listen, we’ve all been there. You left your bag lunch on the counter, you’ve got less than 10 buckaroos in your wallet and you’re starving. Though New York City this ain’t, there are plenty of places to find a solid slice around town, on the cheap, and on the fly. From customizable pies to pre-set…

Cruise the Gayborhood

For a fun-filled night of dancing, boozing and entertainment, head on over to the strip on Main Avenue. Located just north of Downtown, San Antonio’s “gayborhood” is currently “on the rise” with new additions to the neighborhood (check out Ouch Underwear and the soon-to-open Boxer Bar) and recent renovations and expansions to many of its…

Chris Stapleton’s Rise to Fame Is No Cinderella Story

In the world of star making there are numerous coalescing fantasies. One, the illusion of the unknown talent, the penniless artisan, toiling away at their craft year after fruitless year, finally being discovered playing in a dive for beer money. Or that of a tween diamond, lost in the rough of internet obscurity — the…

Sneak a Beer

It’s already such a perfect day. You’ve sipped sangria in the park and fed animals at the zoo, but now it’s your turn to grab a bite and sneak a beer (or two). The spots named below offer solid grub selections and open their taps by noon, so you’ll have no trouble nursing a lunchtime…

Make Happy Hour Count

B & D Ice House • We were told that we’d love this little hole in the wall bar and barbecue joint, and we do. Its position between Hot Joy and The Friendly Spot to the south, Rosario’s to the north and Madhatter’s across the street makes it all the more appealing as the what-you-see-is-what-you-get…

Unleash the Hounds

Show some love to your four-legged friends by taking a paws during your busy day to spend some time with the pups at one of San Antonio’s many dog parks. Two popular spots include Phil Hardberger Park West (8400 NW Military Hwy.) and East (13203 Blanco Road), where the mutts can roam off-leash in separate…

Tipple Cocktail Creations

Sure, Lone Star and one-and-one mixed beverages still hold a place in our hearts, but sometimes you really want a great Manhattan. Step into Slam Antonio where the daiquiris are cold and the large format ice is even colder. Get your drink on at any of these fine joints across the city. Stay Classy, Stay…

Newsmonger: Primary Elections, Murder, He Wrote and Wrong Kind of Leader

The Primaries Are Coming Super Tuesday is nearly here and early voting ends Friday. This year’s a big one. While all eyes are on the presidential race, particularly the Republican primary, there’s more than just that on the ballot, from local to state races as well. Visit home.bexar.org/elections/ or call 210-335-VOTE for more info. Go…

Multitask at the Cove

Time is of the essence during a lunch break. With typically just an hour or less to spare, performing eat-or-errand triage is often a necessity. The Cove (606 W. Cypress St., 210-227-2683) helps solve that problem by offering not just fresh and delicious burgers, fish tacos, nachos and sweet potato fries (pair with the Sriracha…

Explore the Emerald Ring

For 15 years, the City of San Antonio has been chipping away at a hike-and-bike trail — a ring of green within the city — that is accessible for nearly every side of town. The Howard W. Peak Greenway Trails System winds through the South, East, West and North sides of SA, with 1,400 acres…

Work It Out

San Antonio is often (and sadly, deservedly) known for being a city on the “husky” side. The city has undertaken several initiatives to help curb this situation, including the Fitness in the Park program. The citywide initiative offers a number of free — that’s right, free — exercise and fitness classes at nearly every park,…

Twerk It Out

Brass Monkey • If you’re looking to dance on the St. Mary’s Strip, then the place to be is Brass Monkey. With a combination of ’80s new wave, indie and dance music, this oddball venue knows how to pack the dance floor. Here, hipsters and dancing queens unite to pay tribute to the worst-dressed decade,…

Get Groomed

You know, sometimes filling yourself up with confidence and comfort can be a whole lot more beneficial than stuffing your face with some greased-caked burger or boring lunch plate. Why not use that lunch hour to treat yourself? You might find, refreshed and looking oh so fresh, that you become more of a treat to…

Drink Your Breakfast

Whether you are fully committed to rocking and rolling all night and partying every day, or just need some liquid courage to face your boss and the carrot on the end of the stick that is your livelihood, sometimes you wanna tie one on before life has had an opportunity to grind you into spiritual…

Wind Down at Woodlawn

For more than a century, San Antonians have blown off steam by enjoying time at Woodlawn Lake (1103 Cincinnati Ave.), with its decorative lighthouse watching over them. The artificial lake was built by George W. Russ, president of the Rhode Island-based West End Town Company, in the 1880s. According to the city, visitors used streetcars…

“Gift” Shop at Planet K

I get high with a little help from my friends … at Planet K. High on tobacco products emanating from the plethora of pipes (many made by local blowers), one-hitters, vapes, Medusa-like hookahs and bongs of all shapes and sizes that make up the merchandise of this Texas staple of civilization. You can always buy…

You Can Make Yourself Right at Home at Wing Daddy’s

It’s never too early to think about the playoffs. If anything, considering how the Spurs have played this season, the collective San Anto populace should spend more time watching the Silver and Black on big screens. Though there wasn’t a game on at the time, the screens at Wing Daddy’s on Heimer Road were a…

Feast at Food Trucks

Need to grab and go, or like to have several options in one place? Food truck parks are a good option. Roll on through or sit and stay awhile at these three SA parks. The Point Park and Eats • Come for the grub, stay for the kid- and pet-friendly environs and craft beer. The…

Get Jacked at Crossfit

People are busy, and their days offer precious few opportunities to hit the gym. Instead of unwinding with a few 12-ounce lifts, get your post-work decompression from a crossfit session. There are more crossfit gyms in town than you can shake a stick at (or a dumbbell, if it’s light enough), so finding a place…

Savor Can’t-Miss Cuisine

American • The Big Bib (104 Lanark Drive, 210-654-8400) takes its service and home-cooked barbecue seriously. Brisket, ribs, turkey and sausage are all available to satisfy your carnivore needs. At Smoke Shack (3714 Broadway, 210-957-1430), the barbecue is traditional, and the sides have some additional flavors you didn’t realize you loved. The Filling Station (701…

Snag a Naughty Novelty

If you want to spice up your post bar-hopping activities, San Antonio has a few great stores to help you fill your goodie bag. A local favorite, The Love Shack (1580 Babcock Road, 210-767-9411) sets the bar high with clean, friendly, helpful and shame-free adults-only shopping. Besides toys, Adult Video Megaplex (multiple locations) boasts a…

Get Your Nails Did

When your cuticles are just wrecked and it’s time for a new coat of OPI’s fiercest red, get thee to your nearest nail salon. Our Best of San Antonio 2015 issue would suggest giving Vanity Room (11703 Huebner Road, Suite 202, 210-414-6985), where artist Priscilla Charbel can make any of your Pinterest nail art dreams…

Go Fishing

If you’re an angler, you don’t have to leave the city limits to find a place to fish. Spend a cool morning on the bank of Woodlawn Lake (1103 Cincinnati Ave.), where you’ll find carp and channel catfish. You’ll also find channel cats in Miller’s Pond (6175 Old Pearsall Road) on the South Side, which…

Eat Your Way Through the Pearl

It’s entirely possible to visit San Antonio without stepping foot outside The Pearl Brewery Complex, which opened the doors to Hotel Emma (136 E. Grayson St., 210-448-8300) in November 2015. Though the boutique hotel added a posh grocer with Larder and a full-service restaurant with the John Brand-helmed Supper, along with Sternewirth, the hotel’s new…

Grab Late-Night Tacos

When out drinking, nothing satisfies that early morning hunger like a taco from a taco truck. A good after-bar taco truck combines tastiness, quickness and cheapness. Located right next to Hardbodies, Tacos El Regio (2726 N. St. Mary’s St.) is ideally situated in walking distance from all of the bars along the St. Mary’s Strip.…

Savage Love: Accepting Desire

I’m a 36-year-old hetero male, into BDSM and polyamory. I’ve been drinking deep from the bowels of the internet lately, getting laid more than I ever thought was possible. I’m open about the fact that I fuck around a lot and that monogamy would never work for me. I use condoms with everyone except my…


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