Dec 14-19, 2016

Dec 14-19, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 51
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Top Ten Films of 2016

After watching 227 films this year, here is my list of the best that cinema had to offer: 10. Kubo and the Two Strings (dir. Travis Knight) It was a solid year for animated films, from Disney gems Moana and Zootopia to the Japanese fantasy The Red Turtle. Stop-motion animation studio Laika, however, delivered the…

Savage Love: Revolution Hall

Earlier this month, we recorded our Savage Lovecast Christmas Spectacular live at Revolution Hall in Portland, Oregon. The audience submitted questions on tiny cards before the show, which allowed questioners to remain anonymous and forced them to be succinct. More questions were submitted than my guests and I could get to, so I promised the…

Spurs to Face the Chicago Bulls Christmas Day

After a lackluster effort against the Chicago Bulls earlier this month, Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich criticized his squad’s effort with the no-nonsense disdain he generally reserves for members of the media. San Antonio responded with a 29-point drubbing of the Brooklyn Nets at home, after which Patty Mills declared that for these Spurs, there…

An Update on San Antonio’s Bar Fires of 2016

The month of October brought with it a cluster of fires at some of our favorite bars. Though SAFD assured that there was no fire-happy arsonist wreaking havoc on our watering holes, four area joints were affected in part by several, separate fires. Here’s how it all broke down. The first, on October 22, was…

The 10 Drinks We Loved in 2016

2016 was a tough year for many. But as cocktail culture is one aspect of life that actually improved in ‘16, we’re here to suggest that discerning tippling, not heavy drinking, is the better course of action. Herewith some evidence. Ron’s Picks Creative riffs on old standards came to our attention at two distinctive watering…

Catch ‘Gremlins’ at the Alamo Drafthouse this Week

Among the sort of people who have time for that kind of thing, there’s an ongoing debate about whether Joe Dante’s gory creature-feature masterpiece Gremlins is really a Christmas movie or just a movie set at Christmastime. Meaning, Phoebe Cates’ tragic monologue about Christmas Day disappointment aside, is there enough of the true spirit of…

10 Things You Have to Do This Holiday Weekend

Thu 12/22 Gremlins Among the sort of people who have time for that kind of thing, there’s an ongoing debate about whether Joe Dante’s gory creature-feature masterpiece Gremlins is really a Christmas movie or just a movie set at Christmastime. Meaning, Phoebe Cates’ tragic monologue about Christmas Day disappointment aside, is there enough of the…

Meet Nate Ryan, San Antonio’s Punkest Aesthetician

Dressed like a club kid at a funeral, Nate Ryan was wearing all black, soft to jet, as he greeted me in a plush faux fur coat and striking platform boots. The 23-year-old, whose hair was a black to bleached ombre (like a dark play on NSYNC-era Justin Timberlake’s frosted tips), wears dark lipstick, a shade…

Planning the Perfect Bar Crawl For Any Side of Town

The most raucous (dare we call them sucia …?) outings usually have some sort of path: a starting point, a hazy middle and a definitive ending that can be retold several days later much like Frodo probably did after he got back to The Shire from Mordor. There’s a certain sense of accomplishment that comes…

Texas Cuts Planned Parenthood from Medicaid Coverage

It’s official: Planned Parenthood will no longer be covered by Medicaid in Texas. That’s the message from state health officials, who on Tuesday afternoon issued their final legal notice to defund the women’s health organization, according to the Texas Tribune — a move that can only be delayed if Planned Parenthood appeals the state’s decision…

Free Will Astrology (12/21/16-12/27/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): NPR’s Scott Simon interviewed jazz pianist and songwriter Robert Glasper, who has created nine albums, won a Grammy, and collaborated with a range of great musicians. Simon asked him if he had any frustrations — “grand ambitions” that people discouraged him from pursuing. Glasper said yes. He’d really like to compose…

More People Moved to Texas in 2016 Than Any Other State

More people have moved to Texas in the past year than any other state, according to new data released by the U.S. Census Bureau. The data shows that more than 400,000 new people settled in Texas between July 1, 2015 and July 1, 2016 — almost double the number of people who moved to California in…

Eight Shows to See this Holiday Week

Trans-Siberian Orchestra Wednesday, Dec. 21Do you like shredding guitars and epic orchestral movements with angelic choirs singing while flames ignite a stage? Do you love Christmas? Do you think it would be cool to see all of this packed into an explosive night of metal and holiday cheer? Then this show is most definitely for…

Gov. Abbott Channels Trump, Tells ‘Faithless’ Elector “YOU’RE FIRED!!!”

“YOU’RE FIRED!!!” That’s the message Texas’ top official has for state electors who legally vote for a candidate that embodies their values. Gov. Greg Abbott used Twitter to inform Dallas Republican and so-called “faithless elector” Chris Suprun of his termination — even though he technically can’t fire him — Tuesday afternoon. Like many conservatives, Abbott…

Trump Sons Create Texas Nonprofit to Auction Off Access to President

Donald Trump’s adult sons, Eric and Donald Jr., have created a Dallas-based nonprofit to give wealthy donors exclusive access to the president-elect on his first days in office — and, somehow, protect the environment. The 6-day-old Opening Day Foundation will host “Opening Day 2017,” an event held in downtown D.C. the day after Trump’s inauguration,…

Millennials in “The Wicked + The Divine”

Sex, revelry, chaos, indulgence: perfect stocking-stuffers for the millennial in your life. Or, rather, stuffed perfectly into the perfect stocking stuffer: the serial comic The Wicked + The Divine (WICDIV), a fantasy spun by Kieron Gillen, author of such hits as Three, Phonogram and several issues of The Uncanny X-Men. Now in its third year,…

Texans In Congress Don’t Really Support a “Border Wall,” Right?

“Build the wall!” was a common refrain on the campaign trail for president-elect Donald Trump, one of his neat, thinly-veiled anti-immigrant slogans that helped him gaslight his way to the White House. It’s a proposal that would undeniably affect Texas, with its 1,300 miles of borderland, more than any other state. And on Trump’s core…

Feds Hear Stories of Students Denied Special Education in Texas Schools

Autistic children locked in padded, sound-proof cells. Dyslexic kids given a computer program instead of a reading tutor. Children with severe speech impediments called “cute” by school officials, and then denied therapy. Suicide attempts in a 4th grade classroom called “disruptive.” These are just a handful of the hundreds of stories parents and youth advocates…

Manu Ginobili Isn’t Slowing Down Just Yet

What Manu Ginobili’s doing at 39 may be going under-appreciated. Maybe it’s because the future Hall of Famer can’t sustain his typical high energy for much more than 20 minutes a game, and that his play dips considerably on the second night of back-to-backs. Maybe it’s the $14 million contract the Spurs inked him to…

Obama Signs Bill to Expedite Texas Hurricane Protection Project

President Obama signed a bill Monday that may expedite the process of constructing a hurricane protection system for the Texas coastline, particularly the Houston region. If the bill achieves its aims, it will speed up the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers’ work to build a so-called “coastal spine” — a huge floodgate and barrier system…

Discovering New Tacos at Guerrero’s on the East Side

Reposted with permission from The Tacoist. Driving down Rigsby Avenue on the east side, Guerrero’s Mexican Restaurant beckoned. I’m sure it was its small stature and brick facade. This stretch of Rigsby isn’t exactly the commercial hub that is W.W. White Road if you keep driving east. But it’s lined with enough businesses, including a…

Burger Fest V Lineup Is Starting to Take Shape, Includes Television

For the fifth straight year, Burger Hangover Fest (presented by Fuzzland Productions) will grace San Antonio with a heaping helping of hot rock in March 2017. Each successive year of the slacker/stoner rock-worshiping soirée has grown greater in number and quality of offerings. Last year’s incarnation was highlighted by acts like La Luz, White Lung,…

Trans Prisoner Granted Parole After Years of Violent Abuse

Passion Star, formally known as Joshua Zollicoffer, has filed more than 30 grievances for the chronic sexual and physical abuse she’s endured as a transgender women within the Texas prison system. For her past 14 years behind bars, Star’s grievances have largely been ignored by prison officials. Only now, two years after filing a federal lawsuit…

Curtain Closes on Duncan Era

Tim Duncan’s basketball odyssey began roughly 2,275 miles away from San Antonio in his native Saint Croix. After embracing hoops his freshman year of high school, he was soon off to Wake Forest to earn his college degree, a rarity for a member of the Prep-to-Pro generation. On Sunday night, inside the arena he built,…

San Antonio 100: Barbaro’s Southern-inspired Pizza

Barbaro is the perfect location for a pre-dinner cocktail, antipasto, dinner, dessert and nightcap. They have it all, including the atmosphere, which, at a unassuming corner on McCullough, is a dark, almost sensual step into yesteryear. But they’re most well-known for their pizza. The freshness of the sauces and seasonings, the crispness of the (Bakery…

Lowcountry Brings You “An Open Mic That Doesn’t Suck”

As we’ve told you, there’s a sweet new southern-style dive bar in Southtown. The bar, Lowcountry, is as quaint as they come, fashioned in an old house, but boasts some fancy cocktails and an upscale take on traditional bar eats. Apart from the food and drink offerings, Lowcountry is already showing some dedication to local…

Youth Advocates Demand Better Training for School Cops

A new report on Texas’ thriving school-to-prison pipeline shows just how infiltrated state public schools are with police officers — and how quick they are to arrest or use force against students. Nearly a third of Texas’ juvenile arrests in 2015 took place on school campuses, and San Antonio ISD was only second to Austin…

Ladybug Look-a-Likes are Invading Texas

And here we were thinking these ladybugs were bringing us good luck as the new year approaches. Nope. According to the Texas Parks and Wildlife, who clarified in a Facebook post earlier this week, the surplus of ladybugs that Central and parts of South Texas are experiencing could actually be the Asian Lady Beetle, AKA…

As Jersey Retirement Nears, All Eyes are on Tim

Timmy is at practice today playing some one-on-one with @paugasol pic.twitter.com/ydb5TVMaTE — San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) December 12, 2016 Earlier this week, at their first practice in over a month, the Spurs welcomed a familiar face back into the gym. Tim Duncan, San Antonio’s unofficial “coach of whatever he feels like,” took the floor with…

Savage Love: Slouching Toward 2017

Perhaps you’re not the best person to ask, being a cis white man, but as a queer woman of color, the election had an extremely detrimental effect on my relationships with my white partners. I love and care for them, but looking at those results has me wondering why the fuck they didn’t do better…

Free Will Astrology (12/14/16-12/20/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how,” said dancer Agnes De Mille. “We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark.” As true as her words might be for most of us much of the time, I suspect…

Texas’ Fetal Burial Rule Delayed Until 2017

A lawsuit has stalled Texas’ newest anti-abortion tool, a rule forcing health clinics to cremate and bury the remains of every abortion or miscarriage. Earlier this week, Center for Reproductive Rights lawyers filed a lawsuit against the state for passing this rule, which was meant to go into effect December 19, saying it abused the…

Council Votes to Fine Homeowners for Underage Drinking on Their Property

San Antonio property owners will now be held accountable for any underage drinking that takes place on their turf — whether they’ve condoned it or not. City Council unanimously passed a law Thursday, dubbed the “Social Host Ordinance,” that would fine homeowners if minors are found drinking on their property. In brief, this would hold…

Dunkin Donuts/Baskin-Robbins Is Now Open

Downtown SA can finally lay claim to its own Dunkin Donuts at 403 San Pedro Ave. with bonus Baskin-Robbins. The store, which has seemingly been in the works for what feels like EVER, is the second combination B&D for San Antonio with the first opening off Walzem Road in 2013. This marks the 11th store…

CDC Urges Pregnant Women to Avoid Brownsville Because of Zika

Last month, Texas health officials announced the state’s first locally-contracted Zika case after a woman living in the Brownsville area, at the southernmost tip of the state, tested positive for the virus. Then, last week, officials with the Texas Department of State Health Services announced four more homegrown Zika cases, saying those additional patients who…

Why Some Are Ditching the Mayor’s Council on Policing

Mike Lowe says that when he was first asked to join Mayor Ivy Taylor’s “Council on Police-Community Relations,” he tried to keep an open mind. One of 35 members appointed to the group, which Taylor formed in the wake of a bitter contract dispute with the San Antonio police union that had led to rallies…

Ming’s Noodle Bar Is Now Open

Fans of Ming’s Thing at the Pearl Farmers Market can now enjoy a larger, more noodle-friendly menu at the newly opened Ming’s Noodle Bar. Housed inside a tiny boxcar just down the way from Ming’s commercial catering kitchen and Mixtli, Ming’s Noodle Bar will open from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. and dinner from 5:30…

EPA Says Yes, Fracking Can Cause Water Contamination

In a long awaited report issued Tuesday, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency backtracked on an earlier finding that fracking oil- and gas-rich shale formations, like South Texas’ Eagle Ford, doesn’t pose a serious risk to drinking water. The new report, which is six years in the making, concludes that, under certain circumstances, groundwater can be…

Tony Parker Named the San Antonio Zoo’s Newest Jaguar Cubs

San Antonio, meet Milan and Liam, the San Antonio Zoo’s jaguars cubs who were named on Tuesday by none other than beloved Spur Tony Parker. The zoo held a naming ceremony yesterday morning where Parker chose the names for the zoo’s latest additions after winning the opportunity through a fundraising event at the Zoobilation Ball. And…

Hit Pause on All the Holiday Chaos and Go to the Movies

For those people who need a break from all the tamale eating and carol singing and watching Elf on an endless loop on cable, taking a breather from all the Christmas festivities and heading to the movies to catch a flick is as traditional for some families as stocking stuffers and secret Santas. While most…


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