Holiday Guide 2017

Nov 15-21, 2017 / Vol. 31 / No. 46
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Why Texas Senators Cruz and Cornyn Oppose Net Neutrality

On Tuesday, Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai released a proposal to erase federal “net neutrality” rules — and gave Americans three weeks to react before it goes to a vote. Net neutrality regulations keep major internet providers like AT&T, Comcast, and Verizon,  from, essentially, having the final say of what their customers can and…

Bubble Puppy Returns with Certified Badass Record

It’s been over half a century since Bubble Puppy first landed on the Texas music scene. Forming in San Antonio in 1966 after their previous band The Bad Seeds disbanded, the group’s first show was actually opening for The Who at the San Antonio Municipal Auditorium in 1968. A year later, their first single “Hot…

FBI: Nature of Border Patrol Death Still Unclear

The FBI’s Tuesday press conference on the death of a Border Patrol agent has revealed little new information on what actually caused Rogelio Martinez’s death — but may help quell the myriad of conspiracy theories growing around the Southwest Texas incident. Agent Martinez and another unnamed Border Patrol agent were investigating a tripped sensor about 20…

Federal Judge Permanently Blocks Trump’s Order on Sanctuary Cities

A federal judge in California has permanently blocked President Donald Trump’s executive order to cut federal funding for so-called “sanctuary cities” that did not cooperate with federal immigration enforcement, deeming the measure unconstitutional. In his November 20 opinion, California District Judge William H. Orrick ruled that Trump’s January 25 executive order violated the Fifth and…

DOJ Gives SAPD $3 million to Expand ‘Community-Oriented Policing’

The San Antonio Police Department has been awarded $3.125 million by U.S. Department of Justice to expand “community-oriented policing” (or COPS) programs, covering the salaries of 25 new officers over three years to focus on gun-related violence. SAPD is one of five law enforcement agencies in the country to receive the maximum amount of federal funding…

New Revolucion Coffee + Juice Opening Downtown in 2018

There will be more fast, healthy and fresh food options on Houston Street in the coming months as Revolucion Coffee + Juice opens a second San Antonio location inside the former Moshe’s Golden Falafel. After chef Andrew Weissman vacated that space earlier this summer, owners Manny and Angie Carral “jumped” on the chance to bring…

9 Shows You Can Attend to Avoid Your Family During Thanksgiving

Does your family suck? Or is there just that one homophobic relative that can’t keep their ignorant opinions to themselves? Need an excuse to get the hell out of the house while supporting local music in the process? Well, you’re in luck. Here’s nine shows happening between Thursday and Saturday to get you out of…

Air Force Pilot Dies in Crash Along Texas-Mexico Border

A pilot died yesterday after an Air Force aircraft, a T-38 Talon, crashed in Del Rio, Texas along the Texas-Mexico border, according to Laughlin Air Force Base. Another Air Force pilot injured in the crash has been transferred to Val Verde Regional Medical Center. A board of Laughlin Air Force officers, who have confirmed that the aircraft…

Every Thanksgiving Eve Party Happening in San Antonio

Thanksgiving is almost here and a delicious feast with family isn’t the only plan in store this week. There’s plenty of San Antonio bars that have you covered with Thanksgiving Eve parties and more. Cake Thieves is hosting a vegan pop-up market full of vendors selling food, jewelry, art and bath and body care. Food vendors…

Southtown Favorite Presa House Gallery Gets Its Groove Back

Despite its melancholy overtones and references to “bad memories” and a relationship that never was, the dreary Smiths classic “Back to the Old House” feels like a timely theme right now for Presa House Gallery, an artist-run space about to wrap up a memorable yet complicated year. Launched in October of 2016 by local artists…

Watch the H-E-B Christmas Tree Lighting This Friday

This Friday, the fine folks at H-E-B are kicking off the Christmas season with a tree lighting ceremony at Travis Park. Like all things H-E-B, this free event will be undeniably satisfactory. Hosted by former San Antonio Spurs player Matt Bonner, currently of Spurs TV, this celebration includes the wintery usuals like letters to Santa…

SA Photojournalist Alexei Wood on His Looming Fight with the D.C. Courts

On Monday, the D.C. trial for San Antonio photojournalist Alexei Wood officially kicks off. Wood, 37, was arrested on January 20, 2017 while taking photos and videos of a chaotic Inauguration Day protest in downtown D.C. Like the 200 other journalists, protesters, and bystanders who were indiscriminately rounded up and arrested after the protest turned…

The ‘F**k Trump’ Car Has a New Decal for Sheriff Troy Nehls

Karen Fonseca, resident of Fort Bend, Texas and owner of, arguably, the Lone Star State’s most politically-charged vehicle, is asking for it once again with a new decal on the back of her truck. Next to the predominant “Fuck Trump” sticker that got her in hot water last week, this new decal reads, “Fuck Troy…

Charles Manson is Dead

You either die young, or you live long enough to etch a Swastika into your forehead. That is if your name is Charles Manson, who just died Sunday at the age of 83. Manson gained worldwide notoriety for orchestrating the cult killings in California in 1969, but he began a career of petty crimes almost…

Hawx Burgers Adds Churro Fries, Brunch to Lineup

Two years into the biz and Hawx Burger & Electro Lounge is jumping into the brunch mix. Owner Christian Hawx might be known for his loaded Norteño burger and extra large order of spiral cut Asiago truffle fries, but the 26-year-old is taking things down a notch…slightly. A new personal sized order of the fries…

Buc-ee’s Holds Record for World’s Longest Car Wash

The Buc-ee’s in Katy is not only one of the newest locations from Texas’ favorite convenience store, but is also home to the world’s longest car wash. Guinness World Records announced the random, but interesting recognition on Thursday. As odd as it sounds, the record is pretty cool when you break down the facts. The…

RIP The Korova 2009 – 2017

*This post was updated at 1:42 PM* Host to literally every kind of show you could think of — from metal, to hip-hop, punk rock, poetry slams, and literally any type of music under the sun —  The Korova is closed for good. Earlier this week, shows began to get canceled and rumors started to circulate about…

This Houston Driver Started Dancing When Police Pulled Him Over

A Houston driver had an — ahem — entertaining arrest after he was pulled over for a traffic violation. Police attempted to stop the man, identified as Darrious Brown, but he decided to keep on driving onto the highway. He only stopped after he saw that police officers had put up spike strips. But, he didn’t exactly…

Earth Burger Announces Second San Antonio Location

Eating healthy will soon be a tiny bit easier for those on the Northeast side of San Antonio. Earth Burger, the first vegetarian fast food restaurant in Texas, is opening a second location off of Nacogdoches and Loop 410 in the spring of 2018. The plant-based menu items include burgers (with 61 percent less calories than the…

Popular Zombie Apocalypse Show Reportedly Filming in Texas

The apocalypse has arrived in Texas. Not really, but a spin-off of one of the most popular zombie apocalypse television shows has reportedly made its way to just north of Austin. Circulation of photos and online buzz has fans of “Fear the Walking Dead” believing that the show is being filmed at Dell Diamond Stadium…

Someone Stole This Iconic Van Halen Guitar From Hard Rock

A Frankenstrat personally played and donated by Eddie Van Halen was been stolen from San Antonio’s Hard Rock early Friday morning. According to KENS5, Hard Rock employees noticed the iconic guitar was missing just before 1am. Police discovered a side door to the restaurant was open, but it was unclear whether the perpetrator is an…

Chef Cariño Cortez Is Teaching a Tamal-Making Class for Kiddos

Start ’em young and help your kiddos perfect their masa spreading technique during this year’s kid’s tamalada at Pico de Gallo. Hosted by chef Cariño Cortez of Viva Villa Taqueria, the December 16 class will feature storybook reading, a tamale lesson, tamales and hot chocolate to eat during class and tamales to take home. The class…

Cornyn’s New Bill Includes Incentives For Agencies Actually Following the Law

Texas Senator John Cornyn has followed through on his promise to write legislation that, essentially, bribes states and agencies to follow already-existing laws on updating background checks. The bipartisan bill, co-authored by South Carolina GOP Sen. Tim Scott and Connecticut Democrat Senators Chris Murphy and Richard Blumenthal, comes 11 days after the November 5 mass…

Shea Serrano is Finally Having a Book Signing in San Antonio

The two-time New York Times Best-selling author is coming back to his hometown for a book signing of his latest book, “Basketball (And Other Things).” He’s made a number of stops already, including Austin, New York City and Atlanta. Now, it’s the Alamo City’s turn to meet, greet and share wings with the native at a…

This Texas Company Wants to Clone Your Dog

Dogs are seriously the best. They’re always down to eat, they love you unconditionally and they’re tons of fun to play with. You always have a buddy by your side if you have a pup, but just imagine if you could have two exact copies of that perfect dog you call your best bud. According…

Bakery Lorraine is Heading to Austin

Bakery Lorraine can’t stop and won’t stop growing. Less than a month after announcing it would add a third San Antonio location, this time at The Rim, the city’s beloved bake shop shared that it is opening an Austin location. While the official opening date has yet to be set, a shop in Rock Rose…

5 Stones Brewing Co. Opens This Weekend

Break out the bombers and your driving gloves. Beer fans will want to schedule the opening of 5 Stones’ new location in New Braunfels into their social calendar. The brewery first opened in Cibolo in 2013, and quickly outgrew its production space. Opened by Seth Weatherly, the brewery’s niche is funky bombers a la Jester…

Community Struggles to Fund Rainbow Crosswalk on Main St.

In June, the San Antonio City Council approved a permanent Pride-themed rainbow crosswalk for the Main Avenue and Evergreen intersection — however, they’ll only be paying half of the construction costs, which leaves District 1 residents with a $30,000 tab. In response to this hefty financial responsibility, James Poindexter launched a Kickstarter campaign on October 23 hoping…

Witte Museum to Host TEDxSanAntonio

Most know the nonprofit organization TED (Technology, Entertainment and Design) as a source for engaging and intellectually stimulating talks covering a wide range of subjects, or as they bill it, “ideas worth spreading.” TEDxSanAntonio has selected 16 speakers to share such talks in 18 minutes or less on this year’s theme of “Now Is the…

Phantom Room Is Back from the Dead this Weekend

*Insert rap horn here* The Phantom Room, the Strip’s dose of trap and hip-hop is coming back this Friday night. Opened by Joey Cano and Danny Delgado in mid-2015, Phantom Room suffered a major fire on the morning of November 16, 2016. Though the fire was an electrical issue from years of remodeling on a…

Thomas J. Henry Wants You to Know That His Law Firm Exists

On Tuesday, Thomas J. Henry, the personal injury lawyer seen gazing stoically from billboards across San Antonio, held a press conference on the steps of the Bexar County Courthouse — a move usually reserved for elected county officials, not the head of a private law firm. In a statement sent to TV outlets, Henry said…

Gregg Popovich Reads and Responds to Feedback from Trump Tirades

Gregg Popovich actually cares about what y’all have to say about his savage criticism of Donald Trump. Well, maybe not cares, but he definitely reads the feedback he’s received. Before Tuesday evening’s game, the Spurs coach told reports that he reads letters responding to his comments and tries to respond to most of them. As…

Houston-Area Sheriff Wants to Talk to Trump-Hating Driver

Updated 12:15 pm Thursday to reflect the driver speaking out and the sheriff deleting the post. Original story: In a now deleted Facebook post, Ford Bend County Sheriff Troy Nehls posted a photo of a sticker that had a very clear message for President Donald Trump and his supporters. Nehls said he wanted to talk…

Brownsville’s Oh Broken Remedy To Play Ventura

Punctuated with heavy transitions that swell and fall with heavy guitar distortion, Brownsville’s Oh Broken Remedy are experts at composing epic movements of emotive, introspective songs that stay with you even after the music stops playing. On the title track off their 2014 release Beggars, the singer’s voice is reminiscent of that familiar yearning tone…

Empty Mosh Pits: Van’s Warped Tour Is Done

Whoa. We might get emotional. Van’s Warped Tour founder Kevin Lyman just tweeted that next year’s tour will be the last one ever: FOREVER WARPED :: 2018 will be the final, full cross-country run of the Vans Warped Tour.ℹ️ https://t.co/yfY8C1XxFo#foreverwarped #vanswarpedtour #warpedtour pic.twitter.com/oWboCWVhWr — Vans Warped Tour (@VansWarpedTour) November 15, 2017 Since 1995 the Van’s…

San Antonio Hub for Latino Culture Offers Artisan-Focused Market

Formed three decades ago with a mission “to support and strengthen Chicano/Latino culture and identity,” Centro Cultural Aztlan is many things at once — an early champion of Día de los Muertos celebrations, steadfast supporter of emerging artists, an anchor of the Deco District and a community hub for everything from the annual Mole Throwdown…

‘The San Antonio List’ Spotlights Latinx Identity with Panel Discussion

On view at the San Antonio Museum of Art through December 31, revered photographer and director Timothy Greenfield-Sanders’ series “The Latino List” explores 21st-century Latin@ identity via 31 portraits of notable figures, including such familiar faces as author, MacArthur “Genius” and former San Antonio resident Sandra Cisneros (The House on Mango Street, Caramelo, Woman Hollering…

10 Gift Ideas for the San Antonio Food Lover

Get the gourmand in your life a gift they’ll use in the kitchen for years to come or an experience they’ll never forget with these gifts we’ve selected at every price point. Taco Accessories // In the vein of the Ramones, your baby can kill two birds with one stone in this taco onesie ($19) that…

Shop Local: Gift Ideas for San Antonio Boozehounds

Whether they’re a fledging cocktail maker, or a booze lover that loves to go out on the town, we’ve picked up a few gift ideas for the hooch hound in your life. Feliz Modern Cocktail Napkins & Shaker // Help the cocktail lover in your life make it a Fiesta with colorful metal shakers from…

Vive Los Noventas: ’90s Pop En Español to Take Over Freeman Coliseum

Although the mention of ’90s pop might bring to mind Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys, the ’90s Pop Tour touching down at the Freeman Coliseum celebrates pop en español acts who ruled the charts en los noventas (hence the tour’s signature hashtag #vivelosnoventas). Uniting eight heavy hitters of varying sounds and styles, the tour packs…

High Note: Greta Gerwig’s Lady Bird Soars

Lady Bird, the debut directorial effort from indie darling Greta Gerwig, is instantly a top-five film of 2017. Maybe even top-three. It’s that good. Filmed in the twilit hues of the California magic hour, this loosely autobiographical coming-of-age tale marks Gerwig as an artist with equal talent and creative force — originality, spunk and heart…

Big Mouth Writer Brings Comedic Stylings to Laugh Out Loud

At this point probably best known for his voice-over work — as good-natured D-Leaguer Denver Levins in NBA2K17’s career mode or as DeVon on Netflix’s animated series Big Mouth, for which he also works as a staff writer — stand-up Jak Knight was named a New Face at 2015’s Just for Laughs. While many comics…

Las Lloronas Transform Brick Into ‘The Upside Down’

Creative duo Las Lloronas is calling all binge-watchers to don their hazmat gear and venture into “The Upside Down” for a Stranger Things-themed art show benefitting Autism Speaks. Local artists and vendors — including Casas Ink, Violet Serpentine and The Wednesdays — will descend upon Brick with their best and strangest wares for a night…

Catch a Night Full of Tex-Mex Punk with Brujeria and Piñata Protest

While “mojado-punk” might not be the most politically correct term — certainly uncomfortable for a gringo como yo to commit to print — it’s an apt descriptor of Piñata Protest’s sound, and one that bandleader/accordion punisher Àlvaro Del Norte has frequently used himself to denote the band’s furious, border-hopping, sonic fusion. Regardless of the moniker…

Free Will Astrology (11/15-11/21)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Many people go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after,” observed Henry David Thoreau. The spirit of Thoreau’s observation is true about every one of us to some extent. From time to time, we all try to satisfy our desires in the wrong location,…

Savage Love: Orpheum Theater

I was honored to appear with Esther Perel at the Orpheum Theater in Vancouver, BC, a few weeks ago to discuss her new book, The State of Affairs: Rethinking Infidelity. Questions were submitted on cards before the show — some for me, some for Esther, some for both of us — and we got to…

Things to Do in San Antonio This Week (11/15-11/21)

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San Antonio-Inspired Gift Ideas for Music Lovers

Because your musician friend or family member might not exactly be looking for a CD anymore (especially since they most likely use Spotify or Apple Music), the following list offers a variety of suggestions that can enrich other parts of their artistic personalities. Also, this list will be helpful for the musician or artist on…

10 Gift Ideas for Art Lovers in Texas

As the yuletide season prepares to rear its head, our holiday wish list includes an abundance of items we hope will inspire us (and others) to unplug our devices, tune out the unending tragedies, go totally analog, learn a little, and welcome whimsy with open arms. Beyond good ol’ books (from smart to silly, historical…

10 Gift Ideas for News Junkies in San Antonio

It’s been a rough year in news. Okay, so that’s an understatement. Even if you try to avoid staying on top of the news, it’s be damn near impossible to dodge the constant shitstorm of breaking news coming from the new administration. If anything, this year has taught us the importance of understanding local politics…


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