May 10-16, 2017

May 10-16, 2017 / Vol. 31 / No. 18
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Watch for Riverboat Drama at City Council This Week

Update 5/26/17 at 10am: Over the recommendation of the City Manager Sheryl Sculley, council voted 10-1 to award the 10-year, $100 million river barge contract to Go Rio San Antonio, a partnership between former Texas Secretary of State Hope Andrade (now VIA Metro chair and part of a local powerhouse consulting group), local restauranteur Lisa…

Rob Schneider on Making Fun of Serious Issues

For an actor who has starred in movies where his characters have to dress in a big diaper and baby bonnet (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo) or try to hump a goat (The Animal), comedian Rob Schneider can be a pretty serious guy—especially if politics gets into the conversation. While movie roles and voice work continue…

Alamo City Comic Con Celebrates Year Five with All Things Star Wars

Don’t worry. We haven’t fallen into some sort of space-time continuum—a San Antonio version of Kang the Conqueror’s Damocles Base or the Flash’s radioactive Cosmic Treadmill. Yes, the 5th Annual Alamo City Comic Con (ACCC) is about to take place only eight months after last year’s record-breaking event, but trust us when we say there…

Music Picks: Shows To See This Week

Emarosa Wednesday, May 24 Of all the second generation post hardcore bands to emerge during the late aughts, Emarosa was at the top of the game. For a blend that matches emotional boy-band melodies with glittery sounding guitar riffs, the Kentucky based four-piece have managed to stay true to their roots and have garnered a…

Texas Lawmakers Advance Restrictions on Trans Public School Kids

With a threat from the lieutenant governor hanging over their heads, the Texas House gave final approval Monday to a measure that would prohibit transgender kids from using a school bathroom that matches their gender identity. It’s the closest Texas conservatives may get to seeing a so-called “bathroom bill” become law this session. Over the past…

Need Merch? Check Out These 8 San Antonio Artists

So maybe you’re a new a band and you’ve either finished that EP or have been playing shows for a minute and it’s about get some merch made already. Lucky for you, San Antonio has and impressive roster of artists to make sure your stuff looks great. From straightforward logos and typography to psychedelic, trippy…

We Know Who’s Moving Into The Fairview’s Former Home

After launching SA’s first donut trailer in November, The Art of Donut is getting ready to open a brick-and-mortar location inside the space formerly held by The Fairview. Owned by girlfriend-boyfriend team Andrea Aguirre and Miguel Aja, The Art of Donut gained plenty of followers with their fun and playful flavors. For this weekend’s Culinaria festival,…

Villain or Vixen? Sin City Drag Star Kimora Blac Brings Her Sexy Show to Heat

Even though her claws didn’t entirely come out on RuPaul’s Drag Race, Las Vegas showgirl Kimora Blac still got pegged as one of the villains of season nine — a designation some attribute to a reality TV pitfall tellingly dubbed the “villain edit.” Sure, Blac bitched about challenges involving sewing … and bedazzling a cheerleading costume (“I know…

The Spurs went down swinging in Game 3, and that’s enough

Final. #GoSpursGo pic.twitter.com/X5qkw08sra — San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) May 21, 2017 Spurs fans have been conditioned over the years to expect more, even when the cards are stacked hopelessly against them. It’s what leads to people crying out to trade LaMarcus Aldridge at all costs and criticizing the team’s heart after one poor outing. Make…

Alan Warrick’s Runoff Message: “I Will Do Better”

It seems Councilman Alan Warrick has nothing to lose. Since the May 6 election results rolled in, guaranteeing a June 10 runoff race for his District 2 council seat against William “Cruz” Shaw, Warrick’s led a last-ditch effort to keep the job. His latest move? Warrick’s campaign paid the San Antonio Observer to stick his…

Music, Art and Boba Tea Combine at Sound Bites Food Truck

Today marks the grand opening for Sound Bites, a new food truck that’s serving up bubble tea and gua bao (Chinese steamed buns). Truck owner Ian Stavis and chef Jeremy Carolino (formerly of Hop & Vine and Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery) joined forces to serve up a menu of fluffy buns, ponzu noodles, fried rice,…

Fake Police Restrain Victims and Ransack Apartment

Two people pretending to be San Antonio Police Department officers forced their way into a North Side apartment Thursday night, restrained the occupants with zip ties and beat and robbed them before fleeing, police say. As the Express-News first reported, one of the four victims detained by the fake cops managed to free himself and then…

One Firefighter Dead, Two Injured After Shopping Center Fire

A massive, 4-alarm fire at a Northwest Side shopping center left one San Antonio firefighter dead and two injured late Thursday night. Scott Deem, one of nearly 100 firefighters called out to the scene, was reportedly trapped inside the Ingram Square shopping complex when part of the blazing structure collapsed. “We had to make a…

Dig This Chamber Music Pop-Up Show at Brick

From the Youth Orchestras of San Antonio’s increasingly robust presence in the music scene to young composers pushing boundaries in the realm of contemporary music, from the San Antonio Symphony’s increasing forays into interpreting popular/film music to touring shows that present video game music with orchestras — it would seem that the appreciation and availability of…

So This Is Apparently What Mayor Taylor’s Campaign Thinks of “Liberals”

Last week, Mayor Ivy Taylor’s new campaign director told us Taylor was going to get “back to her roots” before the June 10 runoff election against Councilman Ron Nirenberg. Judging by the campaign’s most recent move, that apparently means the online trolling of her “liberal” opponent. On Wednesday, the website LiberalRon.com started making the rounds…

Slated To Shred: Kaki King Will Play Tobin Center

Remember August Rush, that movie about an orphan kid who runs away to New York turns out to be a guitar playing child prodigy? Pretty much all the songs in that film were played by the artist Kaki King, who, in real life, actually plays that tapping, flamenco style they use in the movie. Born,…

Someone is Using a Fake SAPD Twitter Account to Troll the Warriors

If you’ve seen a series of odd tweets coming from the San Antonio Police Department lately, with some even directed toward the Golden State Warriors for Zaza Pachulia’s questionable play that left Kawhi Leonard with an injured ankle, rest assured that it’s not actually SAPD. The Twitter handle @SAPDepartment, whose bio says it’s the “official Twitter Page…

Corey Feldman & The Angels, More Hellish Than Heavenly

Ex-teen heartthrob Corey Feldman, known for his work in The Goonies, Stand by Me, and Lost Boys, is gracing San Antonio with his presence on May 26 with a stop on his awkwardly-titled “Angelic to the U.S. Summer Tour.” That’s because the has-been actor has somehow managed to turn his apparent midlife crisis into an…

Jugo Juicery Opened a Second Location off Main

You won’t have to hoof it to Wurzbach for one of Jugo Juicery’s namesake drinks. The yoga/massage studio/açaí bowl joint owned by Savannah Wilkins has opened a satellite location on Main Ave. The new shop brings a menu of pitaya and açaí bowls, cold-pressed juice, smoothies, coffee (yes, even bulletproof coffee), latte and tea, along…

Hong Kong Waffles Hit the Northside

Bubble Waffle Bar, which opened on Thursday, May 11, is taking Hong Kong waffles to another level. Much like predecessors Paciugo and Kuma, and Ming’s Thing at the Pearl Farmers Market before it, Bubble Waffle Bar is helping San Antonians fall in love with this Chinese street food. Owned by J. R. Gallegos, the new…

Kawhi-less Spurs Lose Big in Game 2

They defended home court. On Saturday, it's our turn. #GoSpursGo pic.twitter.com/qhR2cWyE2t — San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) May 17, 2017 Monday night’s 136-100 drubbing at the hands of the Warriors was one of the worst playoff losses in Gregg Popovich’s career, the type of dispirited performance that seemed as predictable as it did uncharacteristic, given the…

Free Will Astrology (5/17/17-5/23/17)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “A two-year-old kid is like using a blender, but you don’t have a top for it,” said comedian Jerry Seinfeld. Would you like to avoid a scenario like that, Aries? Would you prefer not to see what happens if your life has resemblances to turning on a topless blender that’s full…

Savage Love: Anti-Climax

I’m a happily married straight man. My wife, who is 33 years old, cannot orgasm through intercourse since we had our last child. Her explanation is that she has this constant sensation to pee. Now we find other means to please her through toys, oral, etc. Are there exercises or other means to get her…

Surreal Landscapes, Abstract Narratives and Nuclear Explosions Light Up the Southwest School of Art

Abstracted fields of color, otherworldly objects and imagined narratives converge in “The Odds” and “Plural Forms” — a unique pairing of solo shows organized by the Southwest School of Art. A Mexico City-based artist who favors both experimental and scientific processes, Victor Pérez-Rul employs sculpture and installation to “explore and exploit” intersections between “energy, matter and…

We Have a Date for Perry’s #FlashbackFriday Pork Chop Event

After teasing out the return of their famous Flashback Friday 79 cent pork chops in early May, Perry’s Steakhouse & Grille has finally released the date for the upcoming meat feast. Perry’s offering is a “seven-finger high chop that is hand-selected, cured, roasted, slow-smoked and caramelized, topped with Perry’s signature herb-garlic butter sauce and carved…

Order Freebie Chick-fil-A from Favor Right to Your Door

Favor and Chick-fil-A are teaming up to bring you a free chicken sandwich on Wednesday, May 17 from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Users can scores their sandwich by logging into the app and tapping the free Chick-fil-A banner during the allotted times. Delivery is free, but additional items must be paid for, along with tipping…

Music Picks: Shows To See This Week

Leaves Eyes Wednesday, May 17 Maybe there’s something in air, because a number of symphonic and power metal groups have been charging through the 210 lately. Not that we’re complaining. Last week it was Hammerfall and Delian. now this week it’s Sabaton, Battle Beast and Leaves Eyes.  While all of these bands certainly have their…

Prophecy and Secrecy Mark the Return of Twin Peaks

Just in time for the start of summer, Showtime’s resurrection of Twin Peaks will finally grace our screens, transporting longtime fans and new watchers alike to the misty and mysterious small Washington town surrounded by weird and wonderful woods. While many of us have been anticipating the new episodes with bated breath, Twin Peaks’ return…

Flashes of Creativity Help Round Out Chisme

The Empty Stomach restaurant group has given us some memorable places over the years: the much-missed Monterey in Southtown (ah, those burgers); neighborhood-friendly Barbaro (endlessly inventive pizzas); and, of course, nationally noted Hot Joy with its over-the-top tattoo décor and almost-Asian plates and bowls. And now comes semi-Mex Chisme on the St. Mary’s Strip. My…

What’s Behind SAPD’s Shifting Approach to Homelessness

Summer Muniz was perched on a curb outside a Valero gas station, weaving palm fronds into roses she would later sell to tourists downtown, when the pair of middle-aged San Antonio Police Department officers walked up and crouched down beside her. They weren’t in uniform, but flashed their badges at the 19-year-old woman, whose tired…

Girl In A Coma, Revisited

Nostalgia is dangerous, like chasing a drug you’ve developed a tolerance to. Happy yet false. Occasionally, however, looking back compels us forward. This past Thursday at the best-sounding venue in town was just such an occasion (and not only because the Spurs decisively bounced Houston from the playoffs). If you’ve yet to hear of Girl…

Throw a Party or Pizza this Friday at Il Forno

This Friday — National Pizza Day — is the perfect excuse to check out Il Forno if you haven’t yet. The hyper-local focused pie shop will be hosting a pie party from 3:30-6:30 p.m., complete with $2 Lone Stars and $6 margherita pizzas. Il Forno is a true do-it-yourself establishment: Chef Michael Sohocki hand-built the brick…

Doughnuts and Craft Beer Come Together at Cullum’s Attagirl

Doughnuts and beer: an unlikely pairing or match made in heaven? Cullum’s Attagirl will let you decided with a night full of craft beers and doughnuts from Eastside Dough, a pop-up by Estate Coffee. On the menu you’ll find Mikkeller Hallo Ich Bin Berliner Weisse Raspberry paired with a raspberry glaze treat; Shacksbury Ticonderoga cider with…

Members Only: Southerleigh’s New Beer Club Has Awesome Perks

Southerners may be inclined toward country clubs, but fans of Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery will be vying for a membership at the restaurant’s new beer club. Patrons lucky to snag a spot in the 45-member-only group will enjoy such benefits as a personal beer locker, monogrammed leather pint sleeves, a fixed $5 rate on all…

Hard Rock Cafe To Host Battle Of The Bands

On Tuesday, May 16, San Antonio bands will battle it out at the Hard Rock Cafe downtown for a chance to win a $1,000 grand prize (cue “Stakes Is High” by De La Soul). The San Antonio winner will then advance on to the next round, which will be judged by a panel of international…

Katy Perry Announces New Album, San Antonio Tour Date

Pop Queen Katy Perry has some exciting news for fans today with the announcement of her latest album, Witness, and a North American tour, including a stop in San Antonio on Jan. 10, 2018. Ticketmaster Verified Fan registration is open through May 16 and verified fan tickets go on sale 9 a.m. to noon May 18.…

Texas Group Petitions EPA for Softer Greenhouse Gas Rules

Texas Public Policy Foundation, a conservative think tank whose mission is to influence policymakers with “academically sound research,” is petitioning the Environmental Protection Agency to retract a policy that regulates greenhouse gas emissions — which critics argue would essentially nullify one of the most important reasons for the agency’s existence. The policy that TPPF hopes to eliminate…

The Spurs’ Game 1 Fortunes Turned On One Contentious Play

Even big leads against the Golden State Warriors are held together by the most tenuous of threads, prone to an ill turn at any moment. So, too, are ankles, as we were cruelly reminded in San Antonio’s 113-111 loss in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. The Spurs had stormed out to a 76-55…

Spurs Return to Western Conference Finals

By eliminating the Houston Rockets from the NBA playoffs in a thorough 39-point rout, the San Antonio Spurs punched their ticket to the Western Conference Finals for the first time since 2014. The Spurs will tip off the best-of-seven series on Sunday afternoon in Oakland against a Golden State Warriors juggernaut that is undefeated in…

Last Minute Mother’s Day Ideas for all the Slackers

Forgot to call those resos in? Call up these restaurants and squeeze your reservations in ASAP. Biga on the Banks: Chef Bruce Auden will wow mom for you with entrees such as roasted ribeye, lamb enchiladas and omelets with Maine lobster. $59 for adults, $27 for children, 10:30am-4pm, 203 S. St. Mary’s St., (210) 225-0722.…

Rock And Roll Continues To Survive On The St. Mary’s Strip

If I did hard drugs, I might have done some cocaine at this show. Not that I encourage people to do cocaine – it’s just that touring acts Wasted Theory and Zed play the kind of classic tough-dude rock and roll you might expect guys in patch-covered black vests to listen to while drinking Jack…

Texas Official Ousted For Role in Trump Travel Ban

The inspector general of Texas’ Health and Human Services Commission has resigned on the heels of an investigation linking him to a firm that successfully lobbied to remove Iraq from President Donald Trump’s January travel ban. Stuart W. Bowen Jr., who had previously worked as an inspector general for the government of Iraq under President George…

With two men down, Spurs cruise past Rockets and advance to next round

SPURS WIN! SPURS ADVANCE! #GOSPURSGO pic.twitter.com/xMpqHIkIRf — San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) May 12, 2017 Of course the Spurs blew out the Rockets by 39 points, in Houston, playing without Kawhi Leonard and Tony Parker, against a hungry team with everything to lose. Of course second-year journeyman Jonathon Simmons, in the first playoff start of his…

More Chicken and Waffles on the Way Via SA’s First Slim Chickens

The Helotes area will be the first to sample Slim Chickens, a new fast-casual concept coming from America’s Heartland. Slim Chickens originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas in 2003 with “life changing chicken” available as tenders, or in salads and wraps, and a supporting cast of sides including fried okra, fried pickles, fried mushrooms, and seasonal mason jar desserts.  These days,…

Under council-approved plan, you can protest near (but not at) The Alamo

On Thursday, San Antonio City Council voted unanimously to approve the “Reimagine the Alamo” master plan — although not without questioning some of the plan’s more controversial design decisions and addressing concerns about public access to the plaza. While the final plan has yet to be seen, a few things are clear at this point: two…

San Antonio Will Fund Education and Legal Services For Immigrants

This week, South Side Councilman Rey Saldaña pushed through a request for the city to help fund educational and legal services for San Antonio’s immigrant and refugee population. At its Thursday meeting, City Council approved pulling some $150,000 from its $1 million emergency fund to pay for a range of services that include know-your-rights workshops,…


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