Nov 22-28, 2017

Nov 22-28, 2017 / Vol. 31 / No. 47
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San Antonio Teen Births Have Been Cut in Half Over Last Decade

On average, 39 teen mothers in San Antonio give birth each week — a number that has dropped 53 percent over the last decade. But, according to new city data, San Antonio’s teen birth rate remains 49 percent higher than the national average. According to Metro Health’s new data for 2016 released Tuesday, teen pregnancy has cost…

Outkast’s Big Boi is Coming to Paper Tiger

2018 is shaping up to be wild y’all. Slated to bring his southern playalistic cadillac funky grooves to San Antonio is none other than Lucious Leftfoot himself, Big Boi – one half of arguably the most influential duo in hip-hop, Outkast. Also on the bill is heaving-hitting alternative hip-hop duo The Cool Kids, who took…

San Antonio Rockers Nothing More Nominated for Three Grammys

***Updated 3:05pm*** San Antonio’s own Nothing More has just been nominated for three Grammys. That’s a big fucking deal. And honestly, they deserve all three. The dudes have been hitting it hard since 2003 (they’re actually still on tour). Their last album The Stories We Tell Ourselves (nominated for Best Rock Album Of The Year)…

Santa Claus Spotted in Downtown Austin, Surprisingly Not a Hipster

Now that Thanksgiving has come and gone (though many are probably still eating leftovers), it’s time for the next major holiday. That’s right! I’m talking about Hanukkah/Christmas/Ramadan/Kwanzaa! Up in Austin, the holiday excitement featured a sunglasses-wearing Santa Claus (you win again, Christmas) rolling around the 512 on a mule. Although it’s a surprise that it…

Chevy Giving Away Free BBQ to Celebrate Landmark Anniversary of Trucks

Chevy is coming after every San Antonian’s heart and will offer free brisket sandwiches on Thursday, November 30. The generous swag will be available while supplies last at the original Rudy’s Country Store and Bar-B-Q in Leon Springs in celebration of the 100-year anniversary of Chevrolet trucks. Since the first Chevy truck was sold in January 1918,…

This Houston-Area Man Punched, Stomped On a Puppy

A Texas man is currently in Hidalgo County jail for allegedly punching a puppy. On November 18, the Edinburg Police Department received a call from a woman claiming her ex-boyfriend, Marcos Adrian Tapia, who lives in the Houston area, was hurting her puppy. According to News4San Antonio, the woman said in the official criminal complaint…

Anti-LGBT Group Performed Rainbow Flag Dance at Texas Conference

What’s the best way to combat the gay agenda? Join it! At least that’s what an anti-LGBT group appeared to do during a conference in Fort Worth earlier this month. Dubbed #teens4truth, the November 16-17 conference focused on fighting the so-called LGBT agenda among teens in schools (Slaying? Brunch? Going to the bathroom?). The conference…

Police Find Couple Dead from Murder-Suicide in North Side Home

Police officers found a man and woman dead in their North Side home Monday from a murder-suicide, after the man had called police and threatened to hurt himself and his wife, according to San Antonio Police Chief William McManus. “Officers arrived on the scene, shortly thereafter, they heard a gunshot, and not long after they…

Baby Miss San Antonio Loves Whataburger, Obviously

Texans’ love for Whataburger begins at a young age. Like, even when we’re babies. That’s obviously the case for Baby Miss San Antonio Charlene Belvin. The 2-year-old queen had this orange-and-white infused photo shoot with JG Photography. This little cutie is literally serving looks AND some delicious Whataburger. Related Stories

Bowl & Barrel Offering $5 Holiday Specials

San Antonio’s trendiest bowling alley is celebrating the holidays with $5 specials.  Swing by today and Tuesday (November 27-28) between 11 a.m. and 11:45 p.m. for a $5 bowling game. That is, in one lane. For half an hour. And a maximum of eight people. At $5 each! The special doesn’t stop there. In addition,…

Someone Made a Selena Christmas Sweater And We Can’t Even

We’re usually not one to tell anyone how to spend their money ‘cause we know y’all hustle… But when it comes to supporting local artists and businesses AND celebrating our beloved Selena, we must interject. BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE A SELENA SWEATER AND IT RULES. Regina Morales, a local artist and graphic designer who designed the…

This Dude From Austin Punched a Cop on the Highway

An Austin man is currently in jail for punching a cop during a traffic stop on Friday, Nov. 24. The Associated Press reports that a 23-year-old man has been jailed and charged with attempted assault of a peace officer. According to arrest records, Southern Longoria punched the police officer on the side of the highway.…

Chef Johnny Hernandez’s Burgerteca Finally Opens Next Week

This is probably the worst blog to read if you haven’t had lunch yet. (Mondays, amirite?) Chef Johnny Hernandez’s latest concept, a burger joint inspired by the flavors of Mexico, is opening on Monday, December 4. Early taste-testers have been sharing photos to social media, and so far the images look amazing. The restaurant will…

Texas Cat Lady Charged With Sending Bombs to Obama, Abbott

It was the cat hair that led authorities to the woman who made the bombs. Julia Poff, a 46-year-old woman from Sealy, Texas, is facing charges for mailing homemade explosives on October 2, 2016 to former President Barack Obama and Governor Greg Abbott. Abbott is the only of the two who opened the package, but…

Tony Parker Set to Make Season Debut Tonight

No need to be sad much longer, Spurs fans. Point guard Tony Parker will finally be back on the court at the AT&T Center during Monday evening’s game against the Dallas Mavericks. After months of speculation whether the famed Spur would return before 2018, Parker is ready for his season debut. On his Facebook page,…

San Antonio’s Latest Cookie Dough Shop Opens Saturday

The scoops keeping coming as a second cookie dough shop is set to open its doors in San Antonio. Viva La Dough, opened by mother-daughter team of Krista and Angelica Rodriguez, will host its grand opening on Saturday, November 25 at 11 a.m. Billed as an edible craft cookie dough shop, Viva La Dough will…

Welcome to Night Vale Brings Eldritch Weather to San Antonio

Welcome to Night Vale, a podcast styled as community radio of the weird, takes listeners to a mythical desert town in which all conspiracies are real and enigmatic disasters seem to strike every other week. Each episode is narrated by radio presenter Cecil Palmer (voiced by Cecil Baldwin), who provides community updates on hooded figures…

San Antonio Singer Alyson Alonzo Scares Birds

If you’ve been following the San Antonio music scene the last couple of years, you undoubtedly have seen Alyson Alonzo grace a mic with her soulful melodies or at least heard about the singer. But what you might not know is that on top of releasing tracks and pursuing her career in music, the performer…

A Conversation with Third Root’s Charles “Easy Lee” Peters

The hip-hop community in San Antonio is thriving. Although pockets of hip-hop culture have always existed in and around the city, lately those areas have started to bleed into each other to a point that folks outside of the rap scene are starting to take notice. From venues like Paper Tiger, Limelight, Ventura and Fitzgerald’s…

10-Year-Old Girl Shot While Watching TV Thanksgiving Morning

A 10-year-old girl was watching TV in her bedroom Thursday morning when a bullet flew through the window and hit her chest. She was pronounced dead a half hour later. The North Side house was hit with several rounds around 7 a.m. Thanksgiving Day, but the young girl was the only one wounded inside. According…

Zöes Kitchen Offering Black Friday and Cyber Monday Deals

Zöes Kitchen is celebrating Black Friday and Cyber Monday because they know you’ll be out shopping anyway. For Black Friday, from November 24 to the 26, customers who buy an entree (dine-in only) receive a second entree, free. Just mention the offer code, ZKBLACKFRIDAY, when checking out. Very casual. For Cyber Monday, on November 27,…

Texas’ Own Blue October Set to Play Aztec Theatre

Originally formed in Houston in 1995, Blue October grabbed the attention of Kid Rock’s former manager early in their career and eventually signed to Universal Records, launching the band into the deep pools of mainstream rock. While the Texas boys have a heavy mainstream radio rock sound, traces remain of Americana and even post-rock –…

The Korova Says “Goodbye” with Farewell Party, Auction

When The Korova announced last Friday that it would shut down permanently, the news was met with mixed reactions. While some lauded the venue for its 8 years of curating shows of varying genres, others, in various ways, said “good riddance” to the space noting issues pertaining to the sound quality and rehashing rumors of bands…

Paula Deen’s Family Kitchen is Coming to San Antonio

Holy sticks of butter, Batman. According to the Dallas Morning News, Paula Deen’s Family Kitchen is coming to San Antonio in 2018. The restaurant already has two locations with a third coming to Dallas about four to six weeks before the San Antonio spot (likely at The Rim per this tweet). Oh, and jobs have…

Officials Say San Antonio Ozone Levels Could Seriously Harm Residents

The city has released a long-awaited study on how air pollution in San Antonio impacts the overall health and economy of the city. The study, which appears to have been originally published in September, specifically shows how even small changes to the city’s amount of ozone (a cocktail of pollution often called “smog”) in the…

Texas Rep. Joe Barton Apologizes for Sending Nude Photos and Sexts

Texas Congressman Joe Barton apologized to his constituents Wednesday for having to see a nude photo of him, paired with an explicit text message, online. A cell phone photo of the naked Congressman was posted by an anonymous Twitter account earlier this week, and quickly made the rounds on social media. With it, a photo…

Top Witness in Trial Against Sen. Uresti Arrested for Armed Robbery

Denise Cantu, the 38-year-old star witness in the federal fraud case against Texas state Senator Carlos Uresti, has been arrested for her alleged role in an armed robbery. Cantu was arrested at her Harlingen home Tuesday, a day after she and another woman allegedly assaulted a woman and stole her cell phone. Harligen police said…

Things to Do in San Antonio This Week (11/22-11/28)

Fri 11/24 Black Friday at Brick Organized by the ingenious makers behind the homegrown outfits BarbacoApparel (prints, T-shirts, stickers and totes emblazoned with such San Anto-specific characters as Selena and the Donkey Lady), Sweet Craft Jewelry (polymer clay accessories modeled after conchas, cupcakes, corndogs and other edible treats) and VeryThat (ceramic tiles, jewelry, mugs, stickers…

Make Sure a Black Widow Isn’t in Your Christmas Tree from H-E-B

If you’re getting your holiday decorations from H-E-B, you might want to check that nothing extra is coming home with you. Like, say, a venomous spider. A man almost did just that when purchasing a small Christmas tree from the 300 W. Olmos Drive location on Tuesday. Paul Stephen noticed the spider on the tree’s…

Savage Love: Public Players

Q: I’m a twentysomething straight woman. About a month ago, I had a really vivid dream in which I was at a party and engaging with a guy I had just met. We were seriously flirting. Then my fiancé showed up — my real, flesh-and-blood, sleeping-next-to-me fiancé — who we’ll call G. In the dream,…

Free Will Astrology (11/22-11/28)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In alignment with the current astrological omens, I have prepared your horoscope using five hand-plucked aphorisms by Aries poet Charles Bernstein. 1. “You never know what invention will look like or else it wouldn’t be invention.” 2. “So much depends on what you are expecting.” 3. “What’s missing from the bird’s…


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