Sep 14-20, 2016

Sep 14-20, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 37
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Local Bar Theme Nights to Help You Party Through the Week

Maybe you really wanna get out during the week but stay in because you have no idea what fun could possibly even be happening on a weeknight. Well, now you don’t have that excuse. We rounded up some of the best regular weekly and monthly installments at some local bars and venues. Whether you’re into…

Savage Love: Higher Education

Q: I’m a 27-year-old straight male and a high-school teacher held to a strict code. I left my fiancée in June and haven’t had sex since. Needless to say, I’m really horny. I’m also in that weird in-between age where I’m not comfortable hanging out at college bars but I’m also a bit younger than…

San Antonio 100: Top Notch Brisket Nachos at the Pig Pen

It seems that when receiving visitors from out of town there are always two things that they want try during their stay. One is Tex-Mex, while the other is Texas-style Barbecue. The Pig Pen turns into a one-stop shop by combining both of these tasty cuisines within their brisket nachos. What makes these nachos so great? My bet is the…

The Mix Is Now Serving Cold Brew

For some ungodly reason, there’s not a lick of coffee available after Candlelight closes on the St. Mary’s Strip. How is one to keep up with their necia lifestyle without sweet caffeine (and if your nose is too cute to bother with coke)? The Mix, which went under new ownership last fall, is now serving…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Old 97’s, The Winsome Losers, Garrett T. Capps Friday, September 23 It’s been a minute since San Antonio has seen The Old 97’s. The Dallas alt-country rockers tell stories with their lyrics and puncuate them with ruminations like, “I didn’t understand why everything ran like whiskey off my hands.” The alt-country veterans are joined by…

DPS: What Racial Profiling Problem?

Evidently one quick way to ruffle feathers at the Texas Department of Public Safety is to start talking about race.  Earlier this month, responding to an Austin American-Statesman analysis of DPS traffic stops that showed many state troopers are much more likely to search black and Hispanic drivers over white motorists, a DPS spokesman said…

Visiting Golden Wok’s Long-standing Happy Hour

With lunch specials, a bustling to-go counter, and a good standing with young families and the geriatric crowd, Golden Wok makes no claims at breaking culinary boundaries. The restaurant was started in 1972 by Connie Andrews, who, as you could possibly infer, is not Chinese. As a result, there are a few claims to authenticity…

Free Will Astrology (9/20/2016-9/27/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Even if you are a wild-eyed adventure-seeker with extremist views and melodramatic yearnings, you’ll benefit from taking a moderate approach to life in the coming weeks. In fact, you’re most likely to attract the help and inspiration you need if you adopt the strategy used by Goldilocks in the fairy tale…

Hawx Brings Great Burgers, DJs and Strobe Lights to the Table

San Antonio has another burger master on the rise, and this one is entirely self-taught.   Christian Hawx, the 24-year old owner of Hawx Burger Bar and Electro Lounge on Vance Jackson Road, previously worked four jobs simultaneously to support his self-started, struggling insurance company. The persistence paid off. So much so, that he was…

Getting Your Dollar’s Worth at Taqueria Hacienda Tapatia

If you’re near Rittiman and I-35 around the lunch hour, there’s no shortage of amazing, inexpensive Mexican restaurants, though Tapatia seems to be consistently among the most popular. The interior of the restaurant is structured similarly to a Jim’s or Denny’s, with wooden risers separating the seating area like a bookcase into compartments. Most of the clientele are laborers, and…

Go for Baroque on Wednesday with Mexico’s Los Tonos Humanos

If you’re not familiar with the Baroque music of 17th-century Spain and Mexico, well, that’s kind of the point of Los Tonos Humanos. For the past decade, the Mexican trio has made it their mission to revive these largely forgotten sounds. This aim extends beyond sheet music; the band utilizes a collection of Renaissance-era flutes,…

Little League Dreams: Ivy Taylor Not Giving Up on Triple-A Baseball

They’re out.  On Tuesday, six days after Mayor Ivy Taylor balked on plans that could’ve brought a brand new baseball stadium and team to town by 2019, the City of San Antonio finally released two studies related to Taylor’s controversial push for Triple-A minor-league baseball. The first, apparently super-secret, study commissioned by Centro San Antonio…

Alamo Drafthouse Hosting San Antonio Feminist Film Festival Through Thursday

Two nights remain of the second annual San Antonio Feminist Film Festival, a screening of films “devoted to the awareness and the realization of the educational evolution of feminism.” On Wednesday night, festivalgoers will get a chance to see the compelling, Oscar-nominated 2015 documentary The Hunting Ground, an exposé on the rape culture on college…

Here’s a Sneak Peek at the Newest Food Tours in Downtown SA

Zigzagging down tourist-filled streets and ducking into restaurants that your eyes would otherwise glaze right past is what you can expect from SA Food Tours. The newest food tour in San Antonio focuses on revealing diverse authentic flavors at five locally owned restaurants. But you and your taste buds will have to wait another few…

Keeping Summer Alive: Fall In Love With Soaked

It’s hard to believe that summer officially draws to a close this Thursday. Yet the calendar doesn’t lie: Fall is nigh, and the transition from sweltering heat to cozy sweater weather is inching closer.  Just don’t tell any of that to the four garage-rockers in the Austin band called Soaked, who will play Wednesday— the…

Baroness Is Thrilled (and Lucky) to Be Alive

It appears that thanks in large part to Paper Tiger’s efforts, San Antonio is pulling in some impressive rock acts these days. But with sludge-metal band Baroness, we can consider ourselves doubly lucky. While on tour in England a few years back, the band’s tour bus – its driver blinded by heavy rain – plummeted…

South Side Store Sold Jewelry That Cleaning Lady Stole From Stone Oak Clients

The Bexar County Sheriff’s Office says that so much stolen jewelry was seized from Zarzamora Street store La Joyeria International that it took more than 20 deputies about three weeks to sort through and inventory all of it.  This week the sheriff’s office wrapped a months-long investigation into a stolen jewelry racket that appears to have targeted houses…

Young, Local Super-Group Baby Bangs Announces Debut Release

Ok, ok. Perhaps “super-group” is a bit much, considering there are only two people in Baby Bangs (super-duo?), and both of them are, no doubt, too young to have endeared themselves to all of our readers yet. Yet.  I insist, however, that this young duo, comprised of singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist Elena Lopez and drummer Dane Rousey, has earned…

Does Governor Greg Abbott Even Have A Clue How Transportation Works?

Even if Greg Abbott thinks that bullet trains in Texas are a complete waste of dough, it might be wise, in the future, to not actually say that out loud. Because when has a large-scale transportation project in Texas ever turned a profit? Last Thursday during a Greater Waco Chamber of Commerce gathering, Governor Abbott,…

Where to Celebrate the Official Start of Fall this Week

The autumnal equinox is Thursday, September 22. Then it’ll be time to bust out the leggings, scarves, pumpkin beers, pumpkin spice lattes, boots, spooky lipstick colors and what-have-yous without feeling like too much of a weirdo. (Sidebar: Yes, it’ll still be 80 degrees, but let me have this).  If you’re in the mood to celebrate…

Rock the Cause: Girls Rock Camp Benefit Friday at Bang Bang Bar

It’s always special when people in the local music scene reach beyond themselves (and the perpetual grind) to do something good for the community at large. While so many local musical acts, venues, and promoters spend their days focused on what they can get out of San Antonio (and in some cases, when they can get out…

Red Hot Chili Peppers Announce First SA Show Since 2012

San Antonio is always getting the revival acts of the 1990s (not that we’re complaining). Earlier this year, it was Blink-182, sans Tom DeLonge, who got sucked up by spaceship conspiracies. Now we’ll get another taste of the post-John Frusciante era Red Hot Chili Peppers when they come to the AT&T Center in January.  The…

Local Coffee Adds Two New Locations to its Line-Up

Looks like business is booming for the San Antonio coffee shop that is keeping it local.  Local Coffee is taking their business north with the addition of two locations expected to open this year, which means coffee lovers on the city’s North Side can get their cup ‘o joe without making the trek downtown.  As…

San Antonio 100: Can’t-miss Handmade Noodles with Lamb at Kungfu Noodle

A lot of the time, as dozens of blind taste tests have revealed, people are unable to distinguish between “good” and “bad” food. Whether it’s snob gourmands unwittingly enjoying a fast food burger or French wine connoisseurs accidentally praising Napa Valley, history has proved the tongue to be highly dupable. Luckily for Kungfu Noodle, handmade pasta has always been…

5 Shows to See this Week

Titus Andronicus, A Giant Dog Tuesday, September 20 For a band named after the Shakespearean violent tragedy of revenge, Titus Andronicus is pretty fun to listen to. Maybe their music is an interpretation of the play itself, or maybe it’s just a bunch of dudes being an indie punk band. Their most recent release, The…

Celebrate Diez y Seis de Septiembre on Sunday with the SA Charros

In observation of Mexican Independence Day, the Asociación de Charros de San Antonio hosts an afternoon charreada (often likened to a Mexican rodeo) comprising an array of competitive roping and riding events, including el Paso de la Muerte, “The Pass of Death.” Designed to promote Mexican culture and preserve its history, the charreada is an official event…

Celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month in San Antonio

September 15 marked the beginning of National Hispanic Heritage Month, a 30-day celebration honoring the cultures, histories and contributions of Hispanic artists, storytellers, musicians and leaders in the United States. In San Antonio, where the city is rich in Hispanic culture and influences, there’s a lot to appreciate. So, in recognition of the cultural celebration,…

Sandra Cisneros to Receive National Medal of Arts

It’s not very often that a chicana author, especially one who lived and worked in San Antonio, receives recognition from the president. But next Thursday, Sandra Cisneros will be able to add that to her growing list of accomplishments.  For her contributions to American literature in the 20th and 21st centuries, and her exploration of…

Sandra Bland Settlement Could Lead to State Police Reforms

While lingering questions about her untimely death in custody gained national headlines, it was the video footage of Sandra Bland’s arrest outside Prairie View A&M that triggered a cascade of public outrage.  The video shows Texas Department of Public Safety Trooper Brian Encinia pulling over Bland’s Hyundai Azera for changing lanes without a signal. It’s…

The Postmodern Landscape of Titus Andronicus

Hailing from the drab borough of Glen Rock, New Jersey, Titus Andronicus represents the experimental project of a bipolar genius with a punky penchant for Shakespearean bloodbaths. The band is the brainchild of Patrick Stickles, the group’s bombastic frontman, who first conceptualized his grating ode to discord while living with his parents in their suburban…

40+ Female Artists Come Together for Sweet Peach Collective’s Saturday Showcase

Founded in 2013 by San Antonio native Amanda Bartlett as a means to highlight “the perspective of local artists that identify as female,” Sweet Peach Collective champions a street-smart aesthetic that’s both playfully nostalgic and pointedly irreverent. Inclusive of “every medium imaginable” (ceramics, metalworking, embroidery and painting, to name a few), the collective’s latest brings together…

The Best Waterpark in the World is Located Right Here in Texas

Referred to as “the Academy Awards of the amusement industry,” the Golden Ticket Awards (what, you’ve never heard of it?) recently named Schlitterbahn Waterpark Resort the BEST waterpark in the world. Presented annually to honor the “best of the best,” the New Braunfels waterpark came sliding into the top spot, beating Six Flags, SeaWorld and Disney…

Leighton W. Couture Goes Punk Chic for Saturday’s ‘Collection Trois’

Having captured the attention of San Antonio’s fashion scene with the dark, daring drama of “Salvation” (2014) and the chic Parisian vibe of “Je Suis Une Femme” (2015), self-taught designer Leighton Whittington is readying his third Leighton W. Couture collection for a big reveal at the Mission Control 17 Building (home to San Antonio Sound Garden and…

Celebrate San Anto’s Chingonas at La Botanica This Weekend

This weekend San Antonio will celebrate the lives and accomplishments of chingonas, powerful women of color, at the city’s first ever Chingona Fest, organized by four chingonas and community artists: Cristina Martinez, Rebel Mariposa, Bonnie I. Cisneros, and Denise Hernandez. Created for women of color to come together, empower each other and network with other…

Shows to See this Weekend

Lonely Horse Tour Kickoff + EP Release at Sam’s Burger Joint
Friday, September 16 Lonely Horse has been resurrected. Last year the duo, made of locals Nick Long and Travis Hild, played a series of farewell shows after a contract dispute with their label. Now they’re back at it again — to the relief of many…

Shipt Delivers H-E-B Groceries with the Touch of a Button

As I was driving to work this morning, there was that all too familiar anxiety, the one that reminds me my fridge is a ghost town and that I can only squeeze so much toothpaste out of that flattened tube…there was no avoiding it any longer, I knew that I had to go grocery shopping. After a…

San Antonio Won’t Be Getting a Triple-A Baseball Team Anytime Soon

Well that was quick.  In April, Mayor Ivy Taylor stood alongside David Elmore of Elmore Sports Group, which owns the San Antonio Missions, to announce a push for Triple-A baseball in the city by 2019. The deal, she said, hinged on officials finding a way to fund and build a new $75 million ballpark somewhere downtown.  That plan…

San Antonio Saw Nearly 50 Teen Births Per Week in 2014

Even as the rate of teen pregnancy continues to fall in San Antonio, the number of teenagers having babies in the city remains stubbornly high at more than 50 percent above the national average for teen births.   That’s according to new data on teen pregnancy released Wednesday by the San Antonio Metropolitan Health District.…

The Workers Who Print the Express-News Haven’t Had a Raise in a Decade

The workers who print your daily newspaper handed out fliers outside the San Antonio Express-News building downtown Wednesday demanding a wage increase to keep up with rising healthcare costs, something they say hasn’t happened for about a decade.  Phil Bunker, vice president of Teamsters Local 657, which represents the press workers, says the union took…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 9/15 American Graffiti While writer-director George Lucas’ debut THX 1138 gave viewers an Orwellian nightmare in a distant dystopian future, his follow-up, 1973’s American Graffiti, offered an idealized look at a halcyon past recent enough for most of the audience to misremember right along with the auteur. With a tagline asking “Where were you in…

Panty Problems With Savage Love

Q: A woman I follow on Instagram — whose account is open for all to follow — shares highly sexualized images of herself daily, e.g., pictures of her at the beach, pictures of her when she’s just waking up, pictures of her in a towel after a shower. Via direct message, I politely inquired about…

See Radiolab Host Jad Abumrad for Free at Trinity

What does it mean to “innovate”? How does it feel to make something new in the world? Radiolab host Jad Abumrad spent three-years investigating the science, philosophy and art of innovation, and he’s visiting San Antonio this Sunday to discuss what he found. Hosted by Trinity University, Abumrad will dive into the meaning behind the…

What to Expect From The People’s Nite Market New Location

For all their wonderful qualities — organic produce, local businesses, adorable dogs — farmer’s markets have always been plagued by one massive logistical deterrent, and that is that they typically occur on Saturday mornings. If you, like many, have always considered environmental stewardship and the preservation of the planet to be important, but not quite sleeping-in-on-Saturday important, then Valeria Hernandez and…

SA Roqueras Fea Revive Riot Grrrl, Chicana Style

A Google search of “Chicana punk rock” brings up articles of chicano rock, along with several stories about fierce, ballsy chicana punk rocker Alice Bag, member of 1970s punk pioneer band the Bags. Not many other lady-rockers though, much less chicana. Donde están las roqueras? Some of those chicanas are rocking out in San Antonio’s riot grrrl…

Free Will Astrology (9/14/16-9/20/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): What should you do if your allies get bogged down by excess caution or lazy procrastination? Here’s what I advise: Don’t confront them or berate them. Instead, cheerfully do what must be done without their help. And what action should you take if mediocrity begins to creep into collaborative projects? Try…


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