A wild night of heavy drinking is all fun and games until you wake up the next morning. Then comes the dreaded hangover. The next time you and your crew are feeling necio and have a few too many drinks, keep these places in mind to sober up with good eats and and maybe a glass or two of the hair of the dog that bit you.
NOLA Brunch & Beignets 111 Kings Ct, (210) 320-1572 If you partied like it’s Mardi Gras, why would you cure your hangover anywhere else? Photo via Instagram, s.a.vortooth
Olmos Perk 5223 McCullough Ave, (210) 858-2956, facebook.com/OlmosPerk Grab a magazine and catch up on the chisme outside of the 210 while you drink up a latte or two. Photo via Instagram, miriamtraci
Cappy’s Restaurant 5011 Broadway St, (210) 828-9669, cappysrestaurant.com Trust us, you’ll want the eggs benedict. Photo via Instagram, brandijogolf
The Magnolia Coffee Haus Multiple locations, magnoliapancakehaus.com Ignore the long line, the corned beef hash is so worth the wait. Photo via Instagram, eats.carla
Revolucion Coffee & Juice Multiple locations, revolucionsa.com Detox with cold-pressed juices, energize yourself with coffee or attempt to not feel like trash with an acai bowl. Photo via Instagram, revolucionsa
The Guenther House 205 East Guenther Street, (210) 227-1061, guentherhouse.com Go sweet with the strawberry waffle platter or hearty with the champagne chicken enchiladas. Photo via Instagram, bestfoodsanantonio
Rosella Coffee Company 203 E Jones Ave #101, (210) 277-8574, rosellacoffee.com Slam down a few beers. Or a pot of coffee. Or unlimited mimosas for only $10. Whatever works for you, Rosella is serving it up. Photo via Instagram, rosellatx
Feast 1024 S Alamo St, (210) 354-1024, feastsa.com Guava lovers rejoice and order the Grand Mimosa. Photo via Instagram, feastsa
Summer Moon Coffee Bar 3233 N St Mary’s St #102, (210) 320-1773, woodfiredcoffee.com This coffee is made in a hearth and it takes three people custom hand-roast it every day. You know it’ll be working wonders in no time. Photo via Instagram, summermooncoffee
Bite 1012 S Presa St, (210) 532-2551, biterestaurantsa.com The drinks are fun and the food is some of the best in the city. You’ll be forgetting about your hangover in no time. Photo via Instagram, stevenmichael90
Liberty Bar 1111 S Alamo St, (210) 227-1187, liberty-bar.com Choose from six different types of mimosas. Yep, you read that right. Photo via Instagram, quemeanswhat
Estate Coffee Co. 1320 E Houston St a101, (210) 667-4347, estatecoffeecompany.com Taste the world by drinking a cup of joe from Brazil, Ethiopia, Guatemala, Kenya, and Papua New Guinea. Photo via Instagram, estatecoffeeco
La Panaderia 8305 Broadway St, (210) 375-6746, lapanaderia.com These breads can take as long as 72 hours to be made, but you’ll start sobering up after one bite. Photo via Instagram, _jasminedeleon
Barrio Barista 3735 Culebra Rd, (210) 519-5403, barriobarista.wixsite.com/barriobarista Taste the best of the West Side and order the barbacoa grilled cheese. Wash it down with Texas-sized cup of coffee. Photo via Instagram, john_stiles_
Rolando’s Super Tacos Multiple locations, (210) 549-5950 Go big or go home. Photo via Instagram, mini_beastette
Paramour 102 9th St, (210) 340-9880 There’s a very good chance you got drunk at Paramour, so why not sober up here as well? Photo via Instagram, paramourbar
The Original Donut Shop 3307 Fredericksburg Rd, (210) 734-5661 If their sinfully delicious breakfast tacos and donuts don’t sober you up, we don’t know what will. Photo via Instagram, depechesnow Credit: Photo via Instagram / depechesnow
Cibolo Moon 23808 Resort Parkway, (210) 276-2500 Bring your appetite to Cibolo Moon’s brunch buffet and take advantage of the tequila bar. Photo via Instagram, s.a.vory
Candlelight Coffeehouse 3011 N St Mary’s St, (210) 738-0099, candlelightsa.com Get the seasonal waffle, pancakes or French toast. Their mimosas pair well with all three. Photo via Instagram, ashleyyy1206
El Milagrito Cafe 521 E Woodlawn Ave, (210) 737-8646, elmilagritocafe.com You can trust these tacos to come through when your head is pounding. Photo via Instagram, lawson_dnago
5 Points Local 1017 N Flores St, (210) 267-2652, 5pointslocal.com Cleanse your body with organic juices, a frittata and some yoga. Photo via Instagram, rdzvivi
Madhatters Tea House 320 Beauregard St, (210) 212-4832, madhatterstea.com This cozy spot offers delectable desserts that’ll turn your hangover into a sugar rush. Photo via Instagram, the_pancake_pr0stitute
Snooze, an A,M. Eatery 255 E Basse Rd Suite #160, (210) 937-1063, snoozeeatery.com Munch out on twists on classics like the Breakfast Pot Pie or Pineapple Upside Down Pancakes. Photo via Instagram, tiffymepinx
The River’s Edge Cafe + Patio Bar Hilton Palacio Del Rio, 200 S Alamo St, (210) 270-0786, riversedgecafesa.com A good meal and some fresh air on the patio will do your drunk ass some good. Photo via Instagram, hiltonpalacio
White Elephant Coffee Company 110 W Carolina St, (210) 465-9478, wecoffeecompany.com These coffees are harvested all over the globe and roasted locally, so do yourself a favor and order up. But it gets better – refills are only 75 cents. Photo via Instagram, wecoffeecompany
Bakery Lorraine Multiple locations, bakerylorraine.com Whether you order the Quiche Lorraine or the Cuban sandwich, make sure to indulge in their macarons. Photo via Instagram, bakery_lorraine
Pancake Joe’s Multiple locations, (210) 785-9007 The bigger the stack of pancakes, the faster you sober up. Photo via Instagram, jesselizarraras
Luther’s Cafe 1503 N Main Ave, (210) 223-7727, lutherscafe.com Eating while being serenaded by live music might feel like another party, so just take some Advil before heading over just to be safe. Photo via Instagram, jennax013
Whiskey Cake 15900 Via La Cantera #21200, (210) 236-8095, whiskey-cake.com Order from the brunch menu or go simple with coffee and a slice of whiskey cake. You’ll be satisfied either way. Photo via Instagram, whiskeycakesa
Commonwealth Coffeehouse & Bakery 118 Davis Ct, (210) 560-2955, commonwealthcoffeehouse.com Have plans to blackout on Friday night? Catch the Saturday brunch and devour their crepes, waffles and French-inspired molletes. Photo via Instagram, commonwealth_coffeehouse
Sip Brew Bar & Eatery 160 E Houston St, facebook.com/sipbrewbar Sober up in style at this swanky eatery. Your Instagram followers will think you’re in the heart of Manhattan. Photo via Instagram, elainemarierose
Twin Sisters Bakery & Cafe 6322 N New Braunfels Ave, (210) 822-0761, twinsistersbakeryandcafe.com Go Mexican with chilaquiles or French with – duh – French toast with organic maple syrup. Photo via Instagram, twinsistersbakeryandcafe
Tucker’s Kozy Korner 1338 E Houston St, (210) 320-2192 Chicken and waffles are always the answer. Photo via Instagram, tuckerskozykorner
Max’s Wine Dive 340 E Basse Rd #101, (210) 444-9547, maxswinedive.com If you got extra trashy the night before, attempt to restore your dignity by ordering the cheese board. Photo via Instagram, d.e.d_1986