HAIKU CHALLENGE IV: Blitz Me, Baby

So now that my long-winded pro-sumer analysis is out of the way, how about a few haikus on the 2008 hopefuls?

The debate, the field, Wolf Blitzer's flat-tiredness, the lightning bolt that almost struck down Giuliani ... 

Richard Dame, Chris the Haiku Bike Guy ... have at it. 

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