February 20, 2020

Food Challenges to Conquer in San Antonio

Whether you're into spicy foods or just have a major appetite, these spots will challenge just how much grub you can handle. Be warned: these challenges are for the toughest foodies.
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Big Lou’s Burgers & BBQ
2014 S WW White Rd #1120, (210) 359-8015, biglousburgersbbq-satx.com
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Big Lou’s Burgers & BBQ
2014 S WW White Rd #1120, (210) 359-8015, biglousburgersbbq-satx.com
Photo via Instagram / nathantsykes
Big Lou’s Burgers isn’t just a name — it’s a way of life. If you’re at all skeptical, consider the Super Big Lou, a 12-pound burger, all the proof you need. The burger, made with a 6.5-pound patty topped with all the fixings, is intended to feed between eight and 10 people. The feast is also served with tater tots, fries and onion rings.
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Big Lou’s Burgers isn’t just a name — it’s a way of life. If you’re at all skeptical, consider the Super Big Lou, a 12-pound burger, all the proof you need. The burger, made with a 6.5-pound patty topped with all the fixings, is intended to feed between eight and 10 people. The feast is also served with tater tots, fries and onion rings.
Photo via Instagram / kook.delarosa
Lulu’s Bakery & Cafe
918 N Main Ave, (210) 951-4088, lulusbakeryandcafe.com
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Lulu’s Bakery & Cafe
918 N Main Ave, (210) 951-4088, lulusbakeryandcafe.com
Photo via Instagram / frosty.rise
While Lulu’s doesn’t exactly offer an official “challenge,” it does serve up some Texas-sized portions that will definitely challenge you. From the 3.5-pound cinnamon roll to the chicken fried steak the size of a serving tray, these menu items will leave you breathing heavily.
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While Lulu’s doesn’t exactly offer an official “challenge,” it does serve up some Texas-sized portions that will definitely challenge you. From the 3.5-pound cinnamon roll to the chicken fried steak the size of a serving tray, these menu items will leave you breathing heavily.
Photo via Instagram / cphantraveler
Lord’s Kitchen
118 Seguin St, (210) 354-3888, facebook.com
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Lord’s Kitchen
118 Seguin St, (210) 354-3888, facebook.com
Photo via Instagram / godzilla_banzai
The Hurt You Burger might just do that if you’re not careful. The 2-pound burger doesn’t play around. After all, it is two pounds! This beast is made of four ½ pound burger patties stack on each other as well as a 5.5-inch bun. Woah. Defeat this beast and you’ll be memorialized in the restaurant forever. There’s even a three pound burger if you’re wanting to meet the good lord (maybe).
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The Hurt You Burger might just do that if you’re not careful. The 2-pound burger doesn’t play around. After all, it is two pounds! This beast is made of four ½ pound burger patties stack on each other as well as a 5.5-inch bun. Woah. Defeat this beast and you’ll be memorialized in the restaurant forever. There’s even a three pound burger if you’re wanting to meet the good lord (maybe).
Photo via Instagram / jasonminnix
MAAR's Pizza & More
14218 Nacogdoches Road, (210) 599-7400, maarspizzaandmore.com
Photo via Instagram / xo.melanniie2
MAAR's Pizza & More
14218 Nacogdoches Road, (210) 599-7400, maarspizzaandmore.com
Photo via Instagram / xo.melanniie2
It’ll definitely be a feat to show this 28-inch pizza who’s boss. While you’ll be incredibly ambitious to take down this super-sized pie on your own, it’ll still be an accomplishment with an eating partner — which you can totally do in under an hour for this challenge (though you’re welcome to just order it and eat it at your own pace). Please eat responsibly.
Photo via Instagram / sushi_boi13
It’ll definitely be a feat to show this 28-inch pizza who’s boss. While you’ll be incredibly ambitious to take down this super-sized pie on your own, it’ll still be an accomplishment with an eating partner — which you can totally do in under an hour for this challenge (though you’re welcome to just order it and eat it at your own pace). Please eat responsibly.
Photo via Instagram / sushi_boi13
Bobby J's Old Fashioned Hamburgers
13247 Bandera Road, Helotes, (210) 695-4941, bobbyjsburgers.com
Photo via Instagram / stevenguerrero1794
Bobby J's Old Fashioned Hamburgers
13247 Bandera Road, Helotes, (210) 695-4941, bobbyjsburgers.com
Photo via Instagram / stevenguerrero1794
The Mighty Godzilla Burger is just as monstrous as it sounds. This 5-pound burger is not for the weak of heart. Aside from meaty portion of beef patty, this big meal is complete with mayo, lettuce, tomato, onions and pickles. Cheese is extra if you’re about it.
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The Mighty Godzilla Burger is just as monstrous as it sounds. This 5-pound burger is not for the weak of heart. Aside from meaty portion of beef patty, this big meal is complete with mayo, lettuce, tomato, onions and pickles. Cheese is extra if you’re about it.
Photo via Instagram / food.adventures.worldwide