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Assclown Alert: Bringing the culture war to the Texas Comptroller’s Office with Don Huffines

It’s hard to imagine Huffines, a former state senator and far-right clickbait machine, taking the job seriously.

by Sanford Nowlin March 3, 2026March 3, 2026

It’s hard to imagine Huffines, a former state senator and far-right clickbait machine, taking the job seriously.

Would you buy a congressional campaign from this guy?

Texas News

‘Shamwow Guy’ drops cleaning supplies on Texas doorsteps as part of his run for congress

MAGA Republican Offer Vince Shlomi promises to ‘soak up the swamp’ if elected to represent a Central Texas district.

by Michael Karlis January 13, 2026January 13, 2026

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Frustration boils as Gov. Greg Abbott, AG Ken Paxton target GOP incumbents

Big spending and anger surround reelection bids for state House members like Glenn Rogers, who’s facing heat for votes on vouchers and Ken Paxton’s impeachment.

by Karen Brooks Harper, The Texas Tribune February 22, 2024June 15, 2024

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott spending $19 million to take down anti-voucher Republicans

Abbott’s voucher proposal went down in flames after 21 House Republicans, mostly from rural districts, voted to pull it from a major education bill.

by Sanford Nowlin January 11, 2024September 20, 2024

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Assclown Alert: Bringing the culture war to the Texas Comptroller’s Office with Don Huffines

‘Shamwow Guy’ drops cleaning supplies on Texas doorsteps as part of his run for congress

Frustration boils as Gov. Greg Abbott, AG Ken Paxton target GOP incumbents

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott spending $19 million to take down anti-voucher Republicans