Shutting down the city to party New Orleans may have Mardi Gras and Las Vegas may be a party all-year-round, but let’s be honest – most cities can’t party like San Antonio. With hundreds of events going on throughout the city over 10 days, even we have to pace ourselves and stay hydrated with all the beer chuggin’ and chicken-on-a-stick feastin’ we do. Photo courtesy of Fiesta San Antonio Credit: Fiesta San Antonio

San Antonio knows a thing or two about parades, funnel cakes and sucking back fishbowl-sized Margaritas. As a rule, we’re into fun here — and 30+ million visitors a year seem to agree.  

No surprise then, that the Alamo City ranked 22 of the 182 locations on the Most Fun Cities in America list assembled by the tireless list-compilers at WalletHub. (Sometimes it seems like they crank these things out on an hourly basis, right?)

WalletHub based its latest list on how prolific a couple dozen sources of fun are in each city — from amusement parks and arcades to water parks and yogurt shops. Also stirred into the mix were how pricy those things are in each city.

San Antonio fared well on affordability and, well, pretty much everything other than “marinas per capita” and “skiing facilities per capita.” (Not much we can do about geography, really.) The only Texas cities topping us on the list were Austin and Houston, which ranked 14 and 18 respectively.

The three metros topping the list should come as no surprise — in order, they are Las Vegas, Orlando and New York. Their amusements abound, no doubt, but try getting a Manteconcha or puffy taco any of those places.

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Sanford Nowlin is editor-in-chief of the San Antonio Current. He holds degrees from Trinity University and the University of Texas at San Antonio, and his work has been featured in Salon, Alternet, Creative...