Why, hey there, Sean Elliott! Is that a telestrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?
Basketball commentator and former Spur Sean Elliott inadvertently drew what many saw as a penis on the audience’s television screens during the Spurs 114-94 win against the Charlotte Hornets. Don’t believe us? Check it out yourself.
Why, yes, Perfect Internet Gif For the Situation, that is a penis — head, shaft, balls, and everything. It even has a thick white stream of … um … something spewing from the tip. Thank you, Sean Elliott. We all needed that.
This article appears in The Sandwich Issue.