Sat 1/20-Sun 1/21Monster Jam Monster Jam Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! (Or, sure, Saturday also, but how often do you get to do the monster-truck-guy voice about an actual monster truck show happening on a “Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!”?) Witness some of the biggest damn trucks you ever saw in your life aggressively fighting for dominance like skunk apes in heat. Then after you’ve found a spot in the parking lot, head inside the Alamodome and watch 10,000 pound leviathans with names like El Toro Loco, War Wizard, and freaking Grave Digger give the owners of the jacked-up crew cabs outside brand new inferiority complexes, wreaking methanol-fueled havoc in races and audience-judged stunt competitions that are sure to produce veritable buttloads of both sound and fury. Might as well name one of those trucks “Little Pink Houses” because, as John Cougar Mellencamp sings, “ain’t that America?” $15-$169, 7pm Saturday, 3pm Sunday; Alamodome, 100 Montana St., (210) 207-3663. Credit: Photo via Instagram, monsterjamlive

Don’t walk, run if you’re a major Monster Jam fan. Tickets went on sale at 10 a.m. for the annual appearance of famous trucks like The Gravedigger, Avenger and Double Trouble in the Alamo City.

The biggest and baddest monster trucks will be in town for San Antonio’s favorite form of family bonding (just kidding, but actually not) with two shows: one on Saturday, January 20 at 8 p.m. and a matinee showing on Sunday, January 21 at 3 p.m.

So go ahead and race to Ticketmaster to snag your seat for this family-friendly mayhem.

Alamodome, 100 Montana St., (210) 207-3663

This article appears in Vol. 31, No. 37.

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