Whether you need 4/20 as an excuse to blaze or you keep a bong in every room and a jar full of edibles by your bedside, one thing is sure: it’s always best to pair your illegal smile with something fun and stimulating. Let the ideas and activities on this list take your enjoyment of San Antonio to new, ahem, highs. And don’t forget to save a hit for us. 

Unleash your inner child playing pinball at What’s Brewing 138 West Rhapsody, (210) 308-8882, sacoffeeroasters.com You can get caffeinated and let your inner kid out at What’s Brewing’s Roastery and Cafe, which has a rotating selection of pinball machines for you to practice your wizardry. Credit: Photo via Instagram / whatsbrewingsa
33. El Camino SA The experience at food truck park El Camino is colorful, vibrant and delicious. The north-of-downtown oasis offers San Antonio residents the chance to support small businesses while sampling a variety of cuisines. Good thing the on-site bar is up to the task of supplying drinks and friendly vibes that make it all work together. Looking for a boozy slushie to cool off with or a cold tap beer to complement the food you just ordered from a truck serving Filipino fusion cuisine, El Camino’s got you covered. 1009 Avenue B, elcaminosa.com. Credit: Photo via Instagram / elcaminosa
Lose yourself in one of Hopscotch’s interactive art exhibits 711 Navarro St., Suite 100, letshopscotch.com A gallery that specializes in immersive light installations and optical illusions sounds like it’s practically courting stoner attendance. Throw in a food truck and the deal is sealed. Credit: Jaime Monzon
Strap on some wheels at The Rollercade 223 Recoleta Rd., (210) 826-6361, therollercade.com Nothing beats the neon-lit, retro vibe of the roller rink for a nostalgic night on the town. Whether you spend most of your time just re-learning how to move on wheels or you decide to come up with your own little rink routine, you’re sure to have a blast. Credit: Photo via Instagram / therollercade
Take in heavy sounds on the St. Mary’s Strip San Antonio’s near-downtown nightlife district is a good place to treat your ears to stoner-approved sounds, whether they be heavy riffs from a Sell Your Soul-booked show at Faust Tavern to touring psych act at the Paper Tiger. Credit: Oscar Moreno
Cool Crest Miniature Golf 1402 Fredericksburg Road, (210) 732-0222, coolcrestgolf.com Considered by some to be the oldest still-operating miniature golf course in the U.S., this amazing piece of Art Deco-style Americana is also home to the Metzger Biergarten, a bar and gathering place on the spot of the former home of Cool Crest’s founders. Credit: Photo via Instagram / coolcrestgolf
Marvel at murals while cars rumble overhead Corner of E. Quincy and N. St. Mary’s Streets under I-35, sanantoniostreetart.org There are few SA stoner diversions that can trump wandering the space beneath the Interstate 35 underpass at the intersection Quincy and St. Mary’s streets. Mindblowing murals plus the weird sound of cars thunk-a-thunking along the highway overhead? Sign us up. Right fucking now. Credit: Sanford Nowlin
Bracken Cave 26101 FM 3009, tpwd.texas.gov In the summer, you can find the largest colony of bats in the world right here in San Antonio. About 20 million Mexican free-tailed bats live at Bracken Cave from March to October, making it one of the world’s largest concentrations of mammals. So many bats are found here because the cave is a maternity site for the species, so females gather here to give birth and rear their young. Credit: Photo via Instagram / ella__ferguson
Grotto 1277 Camden St. Located at a bend in the San Antonio River between the Camden and Newell Street Bridges, this three-story sculpture made by Carlos Cortés is one of the most popular public art projects on the River Walk’s Museum Reach. Credit: Instagram / match_mlone
Search for your favorite albums at a local record store There are few things more nostalgic than flipping through a crate of vinyl, spotting the album art for the record you’ve been looking for, taking it home and playing it for the first time. San Antonio has a whole host of record stores to peruse, so if you’re not sure where to start, look no further than here! Credit: Photo via Instagram / oremel19
They have no idea what movie is being referenced when someone makes a joke about the Alamo having a basement. Credit: Warner Home Video
Take in truly dank vibes at Natural Bridge Caverns 26495 Natural Bridge Caverns Rd., (210) 651-6101, naturalbridgecaverns.com Texas psychedelic legend Roky Erickson once sang, “To live underground, you must be a mole.” That’s a lot to contemplate, but we do know there’s something awful fun about wandering among the stalagmites, stalactites and other nutty formations in this cave while completely blazed. Credit: Photo via Instagram / naturalbridgecaverns
Fulfill another stoner stereotype by playing disc golf With more than a dozen disc golf courses to choose from, SA has got you covered on this favorite pastime for competitively inclined heads. Credit: Photo via Instagram / unclenoodlebob
Jalisco Taqueria Drive-Thru 9080 Guilbeau Road, (210) 543-8555 Despite its long drive-thru lines, this jalisco’s staff manages to work through their many daily orders of generously-filled tacos with ease. Don’t let the possibility of a long wait stop you from giving this spot a shot. Credit: Photo via Instagram / liz.wakefield
Japanese Tea Garden 200-414 Alpine, sanantonio.gov The historic Japanese Tea Garden was built in a former quarry and features elaborate pathways and carefully cultivated landscaping, as well as waterways filled with koi. The abandoned limestone rock quarry was made complete with walkways, stone arch bridges, an island and a Japanese pavilion. Expect to be speechless if you’re visiting for the first time. Credit: Photo via Instagram / insanejester17
Get a case of the giggles at the Blind Tiger Comedy Club 902 Northeast Loop 410, blindtigercomedyclub.com Oh, sure, there are other places to see stand-up comedy in SA. But how many others are located in the basement of a corny theme restaurant (The Magic Time Machine) and are this intimate and friendly? Sounds stoner-ready to us. There’s even a midnight secret show every Friday. Credit: Photo via Instagram / blindtigercomedy
Hays Street Bridge 803 N. Cherry St., sanantonio.gov Originally built to allow vehicular crossing over the tracks of the Galveston, Harrisburg and San Antonio Railroad, the restored Hays Street Bridge, which now accommodates pedestrian traffic, has dual appeal. First, it’s a historically significant structure that long served as the chief connector between downtown and the city’s predominantly Black East Side. Second, the bridge offers amazing views of the city, which explains why so many runners, cyclists and lovebirds end up there. Credit: Photo via Instagram / high.intensity.2014
Visit the Cannabus to find out how to get a legal weed prescription tx.goodblend.com/events Texas’ medical marijuana program is among the most restrictive in the country, but if you think you may qualify, why not plan a trip to state-approved supplier goodblend’s Cannabus, which tours the state to help folks get signed up. Visit goodblend’s event website for the schedule. Credit: Photo via Instagram / goodblend_tx
Breathe in the open air on a hike or bike ride Far out. Let’s hear it for nature. If you need help finding a hike or bike trail ready for your next outdoor session, check out our list. Credit: Photo via Instagram / ivanolivo_81
Be mesmerized by the stars at the Scobee Planetarium 1819 N. Main Ave., (210) 486-0100, sacscobee.org If you have a Friday evening open in the near future, the Scobee Planetarium offers public programming from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. each week. Learn more about our solar system and let the expansive stars put everything into perspective. Credit: Photo via Google Maps
Pizza Classics 3440 N. St. Mary’s St., (210) 225-3356, pizzaclassics.com Since 1986, Pizza Classics has been living up to its name. This classic spot serves a broad spectrum of pizza options, including a mega 20-inch pie. Credit: Sanford Nowlin
San Antonio Botanical Garden 555 Funston Pl., (210) 536-1400, sabot.org Not too far from Fort Sam Houston you’ll get to explore the natural beauty of the San Antonio Botanical Garden. The 38-acre scenic oasis is complete with trails, a pond, roses and plenty of native plants that make for a lovely photo backdrop. The garden regularly puts on events and offers gardening and cooking classes for those looking for a more hands-on experience, There’s also a glass conservatory and Jason Dady’s Jardín restaurant, an essential stop once you’re done exploring the grounds. Credit: Courtesy Photo / San Antonio Botanical Garden
Load up on eye candy at the San Antonio Museum of Art 200 W. Jones Ave., (210) 978-8100, samuseum.org There’s no substitute for visual stimulation when you’re completely baked, and SAMA’s got it in abundance — whether you’re admiring creations from the ancient world or trying to get your head around contemporary abstract works. Credit: Courtesy Photo / San Antonio Museum of Art
San Antonio Zoo 3903 N. St. Mary’s St., (210) 734-7184, sazoo.org Located by Brackenridge Park, the San Antonio Zoo has been in operation since 1914 and is home to many species from around the planet. The zoo has many attractions including Africa Live, the Friedrich Aquarium and the Neotropica realm. The zoo also operates Kiddie Park and the San Antonio Zoo Train, making it a prime destination for kid-friendly fun. Credit: Courtesy Photo / San Antonio Zoo
The San Antonio Missions Multiple locations, (210) 932-1001, nps.gov/saan In addition to the Alamo, San Antonio has four other historic missions that are often overshadowed by the famous downtown landmark: Mission Concepción, Mission San José, Mission San Juan Capistrano and Mission Espada. Visitors can go to one or more of the Spanish colonial missions directly, or try to see them all by hiking or biking the 8-mile Mission Reach trail. Credit: Shutterstock / Kushal Bose