Apr 6-12, 2016

Apr 6-12, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 14
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Neo-Soul Legend Maxwell to Perform at the Majestic Theatre July 19

2016 will be a summer of superhero blockbusters, Bud Light Lime-A-Ritas, the Summer Olympics and the presidential elections that will most probably evacuate 75% of our country. Oh, and Maxwell’s comeback.  Master of baby-making anthems since the early ’90s, Maxwell hit critical and commercial gold with Maxwell’s Urban Hang Suite, cementing his place as an innovator…

A Player-By-Player Breakdown of the Spurs’ Dance Moves

When they write the story of the 2015-2016 San Antonio Spurs, this is the image they’ll use to tell the tale: Tonight we honor YOU, the best fans in the league and we're pretty excited about it #GoSpursGo pic.twitter.com/zhjjnZOh6w — San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) April 12, 2016 There’s a lot going on in that GIF.…

Check Out this Boban Marjanovic-inspired Haircut

We here at the Current thought that our Boban-devotion was strong to quite strong. But it appears we have work to do. Barber Joe Barajas has shaped the ‘do’s of San Antonians into Tim Duncan, Kawhi Leonard, Tony Parker and others (including Marjanovic at least one before). But his newest piece of Boban is a masterpiece. He…

The Fairview to Host Latte Art Throwdown on Thursday, April 14

Hey coffee nerds and aficionados — it’s that time of the month again. The Fairview (3428 N. St. Mary’s St.) will host the next latte art throwdown on Thursday, April 14 from 6 to 9 p.m, and Alyson Alonzo will serve as the event’s guest MC. Latte artists (or thrower-downers? throwdowners?) will compete for cash, plus prizes…

AACOG: San Antonio’s Ozone Violations Will Inevitably Trigger Penalties

Ozone season has barely started, but San Antonio’s already in violation of the federal Environmental Protection Agency’s threshold for the air pollutant.  The Alamo Area Council of Governments (AACOG) announced the finding Monday after checking several air monitors in the San Antonio region over a three-year period to calculate an average. The ozone season runs…

Live and Local: Adult Swim’s David Liebe Hart

For many, the appeal of David Liebe Hart is the wild, what-the-fuck quality of a character who, as a recurring presence on the Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and Check it Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, sang seemingly insane songs about aliens visiting him and their interstellar ways, milk and puberty. Salame! For…

5 Shows to See this Week

Monday, April 11 Jazz Meets Classical XXIV Compositions by Paquito D’Rivera, Dave Brubeck, James Balentine and Charles Mingus will be performed, highlighting the similarities between jazz and classical music. $10-$20, 7pm, San Antonio Museum of Art, 200 W. Jones Ave., (210) 978-8011 Monday, April 11 Swing Nite with Deuce Coupe Kick up your heels and 23-skidoo with Austin’s rockabilly swing band.…

The SEC Just Sued Texas’ Attorney General

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton received more bad news today: the Securities and Exchange Commission is suing him in federal court. The Dallas Morning News reports that Paxton, 53, along with Caleb Jr. White, 36, and Servergy co-founder CEO William E. Mapp III, 56, are all named in the lawsuit. A copy of the lawsuit…

San Antonio ISD Fires Officer Who Slammed Middle School Student

San Antonio ISD has fired Office Joshua Kehm, who was showed on video slamming a student at Rhodes Middle School into the ground, the district announced today.  “As educators, it is our responsibility to provide a safe environment for all of our students,” said SAISD Superintendent Pedro Martinez. “We understand that situations can sometimes escalate…

10 Free Events Happening This Week

Briscoe Book Club: “Loteria” by Mario Alberto Zambrano Tue 4/12 Applying the popular Latin American card game of chance, Zambrano paints a haunting portrait of a young girl’s joy, pain, and the events that led to her family’s demise. Join for lively discussion on great works of fiction and non-fiction inspired by the broad and…

Tony Conrad, Pioneer Of American Minimalism, Dies at 76

Violinist, filmmaker and creative polymath Tony Conrad passed away this past Saturday at the age of 76, having survived several years battling prostate cancer before succumbing to complications from pneumonia. His passing will not garner the same degree of public mourning as the many other musical pioneers who have gone on to their reward in 2016, but his impact…

Spurs Finally Lose at Home, But Does It Matter?

Update Monday, April 11, 2:15 p.m.: An earlier version of this article incorrectly stated that the Spurs beat the Warriors on the road. That mistake has been corrected. It had to end sometime. The Spurs’ 48-game regular season home winning streak came to an end last night with a 92-86 loss against the Golden State…

Can You Imagine Another Area Code in San Antonio?

Are you one of thousands of people with a 210 tattoo?  Don’t worry, the new area code — expected implementation is in 2018 — won’t change for most people who are already using it.  KENS reports that people with existing numbers won’t lose the deuce-dime in the short-term, but as the need arises, people could…

Fiesta San Antonio Celebrates 125th Anniversary

What is Fiesta San Antonio? Fiesta San Antonio started in 1891 as a one-parade event as a way to honor the memory of the heroes of the Alamo and the Battle of San Jacinto. It has evolved into one of this nation’s premier festivals with an economic impact of more than $284 million for the…

Maverick Music Festival Day Two

We arrived just as local indie favorites Buttercup were finishing up with the rousing, repetitive chorus of “Henry B. Gonzalez.” It consists of “Hen-ry B. Gonzalez! Hen-ry B. Gonzalez! Hen-ry B. Gonzalez!” Singer/guitarist Erik Sanden petitioned the audience: “When did liberal become a bad word?” during the bridge, an homage to the 22-hour filibuster that…

Live and Local: Dwight Yoakam

Ahhh … the jeans were tight. The hat; tall, prominent and white. The voice swung up, like a hillbilly hiccup, from the iconic hick up on stage. I had never seen Floore’s so packed, actually. Not even for Willie. Punks, bikers, rednecks, tattooers, rockabilly folks … all gathered under the banner of the balding bard…

Maverick Music Festival Day One: Public Enemy, The Drums, The Last Bandoleros

The two-day festival, exclusive to San Antonio, hosts a wide variety of home-grown and world-famous acts, ranging from socially-conscious hip-hop masterminds Public Enemy to indie-pop darlings the Drums. Sound wasn’t an issue: The volume of all three stages combined was loud enough to crack the limestone walls and cobblestone roads of the Historic La Villita.…

San Antonio FC to Launch Free Youth Development Program

Later this month, San Antonio FC will launch a free development program for boys born in 2004, the club announced. The SAFC Pro Academy, backed by Spurs Sports and Entertainment, is the “professional club’s strategic plan of establishing a nationally-respected youth academy,” the club said in a news release. All Major League Soccer clubs have…

Fiesta Oyster Bake: The Heartbeat of Fiesta

In celebration of the of the Fiesta Oyster Bake’s 100th anniversary, here’s a timeline of the event’s history:  The Fiesta Oyster Bake proceeds fund the following: 70+ St. Mary’s University students receive full or partial tuition scholarships or other financial assistance Payment for $3.1 million gift for the Alumni Athletics and Convocation Center Programs benefiting…

Beyoncé Sues San Antonio-based Company for Trademark Infringement

Beyoncé came to slay. And a company here in San Antonio is starting to feel her wrath. According to multiple reports, the “Formation” singer and multi-Grammy Award-winning performer filed a lawsuit this week in Manhattan against Feyoncé, Inc., a San Antonio-based online clothing store, for selling merchandise on their website that infringes on Beyoncé’s trademarked name. Along with T-shirts,…

San Antonio is Getting a Hopdoddy Burger Bar This Month

The moment we’ve been waiting for is here: San Antonio is getting its very own Hopdoddy Burger Bar this month! The Austin-based burger joint will open its first San Antonio location at The Rim on Monday, April 25. Fans of the restaurant can rejoice now that they’ll be able get the El Diablo (a juicy burger with apple-smoked…

Janet Jackson, Once Again, Postpones AT&T Center Concert

Originally scheduled for January 21, 2016, Jackson’s concert was postponed and rescheduled for Monday, July 11, citing an undisclosed surgery procedure as the source of the postponement. However, the LiveNation “Unbreakable World Tour”, which may not be breakable but is clearly postponable, is now being moved once more to an as-of-yet undetermined date.  Tickets for…

Artist Rigoberto Luna Keeps the Faith with New Kawhi Leonard T-Shirt

As the curator of last season’s exceptional “Go Spurs Show” exhibition, artist Rigoberto Luna has shown plenty of love for his beloved Silver-and-Black. A vinyl artist by day, Luna also creates a new sign for every Spurs game he attends. When one of his designs Kawhi Believe wound up in the hands of the young Spur’s approving mother Kim Robertson,…

Ballet San Antonio Announces 2016-2017 Season

Artistic Director Willy Shives has announced the 2016-2017 lineup for Ballet San Antonio. This year’s theme will be “Celebrating Love: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Brown” … no, it’s “Something Blue”, obviously. Just trying to have fun with this ballet thing right here.  Tickets for season subscriptions went on sale this morning, April…

The San Antonio Current Now Has An Official Spotify Profile!

Despise it or worship it, Spotify is, despite all the drama, the future of music in the technological wonderland of the 21st century.  As the (arguably) best thing from Sweden since ABBA, Spotify has made (mostly mainstream) music accessible at the touch of a button and a small price of $9.99.  You can now peep…

The Ultimate Maverick Music Fest Playlist is Here

San Antonio’s answer to mega-fests Lollapalooza and Coachella will be destroying La Villita like a bull in a china shop with its bitchin’ lineup of both local and national bands in its two-day span (Friday and Saturday, April 8-9).  In its fourth year, the Maverick Music Fest has already become a staple in the local…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 4/7 – Sun 4/10 Secrets of a Soccer Mom All’s fair in love and soccer, and sometimes even mama’s got to step off the sidelines. In Kathleen Clark’s Secrets of a Soccer Mom, three reluctant mothers rage against their sons in a rapidly unraveling soccer game where confessions fly as fast as the ball.…

Tom Waits Will Play a Priest in Hulu Series Citizen

The revered reverend of the ragged, healer of the haggard, pastor of the precocious, Tom Waits, will play a preacher named Cesar in a new Hulu series entitled Citizen. Waits, who is no stranger to acting (like himself, admittedly), operates an underground, illegal humanitarian effort in the streets of Los Angeles, the city where he…

10 Shows to See this Weekend

Thursday, April 7 Cursus, Cosmic Behemoth, Witchcryer Doom metal reigns supreme at this tour kickoff for SA duo Cursus, featuring like-minded metalheads Cosmic Behemoth and Witchcryer, with DJ Plata spinning more metal on the tables than a tablesaw. Free, 10pm, The Mix, 2423 N. St. Mary’s St., (210) 735-1313 Hex Offender by CURSUS Thursday, April…

The Soup Nazi of Seinfeld Comes to San Antonio on Saturday, April 9

The Soup Nazi can’t get enough of San Antonio. After coming here in December, Larry Thomas, aka “The Soup Nazi” of Seinfeld fame, will make another appearance in San Antonio on Saturday, April 9 at the H-E-B at 20935 US 281 N.  Thomas, now known as “The SoupMan,” will lade samples of his soup, sign autographs,…

Institute of Texan Cultures Welcomes Kenyan Cultural Ambassador

The museum is excited to take you Beyond Texan Cultures on our April 10 Free Second Sunday! Through a partnership with Palo Alto College and the Carver Community Cultural Center, the Institute of Texan Cultures is bringing Nelson Lemeria Ole Ngotiek to the museum to share his knowledge of Maasai culture, music, and dance. Ngotiek is a…

Two Arrested in Enchanted Rock Vandalism Mystery

Well, two senseless alleged vandals have been arrested for the dumbest tag of all time, which defaced Enchanted Rock. The Texas Department of Parks and Wildlife reports that police arrested San Marcos residents Charles Agawereh, 24, and Meredith Baird, 21, Wednesday for painting “CA$H TRUCK” on the timeless Texas landmark on March 20. The duo…

San Antonio FC to Host Home Opener at Toyota Field on Saturday

San Antonio FC will host its inaugural home opener on Saturday, April 9 at Toyota Field. The team will face the undefeated Swope Park Rangers, the USL affiliate of Sporting Kansas City (MLS). Seated tickets for the inaugural match are sold out, but fans can still purchase general admission and standing room only tickets by…

Merle Haggard Has Died

Merle Ronald Haggard, the “poet of the common man,” the bard from behind bars, the velvet-voiced country legend from Bakersfield, California died at 9:20 a.m. on Wednesday, April 6, his 79th birthday. Haggard, who has been suffering from pneumonia and double pneumonia for the better part of a year, recently canceled his string of tour…

Video Shows San Antonio ISD Officer Slamming Girl to the Ground

A female student at Rhodes Middle School was slammed to the ground by a San Antonio ISD officer, a video shows.   The incident occurred on Tuesday, March 29 as school was letting out. The district has launched an investigation, according to Leslie Price, executive director of communication for SAISD. The officer, who Price would not…

Bexar County Partners With Lyft for Fiesta

Look how far we’ve come. Just over a year ago, Lyft and its competitor Uber, dramatically left San Antonio over changes to the City’s vehicle-for-hire ordinance. While they companies operated outside San Antonio city limits — and some say there were loopholes for getting a lift in the Alamo City — they finally reached an…

Tim Duncan Joins Exclusive Club

Old Man Riverwalk has done something only two other players in NBA history have done: win 1,000 games. Tim Duncan reached the milestone last night in an 88-86 win over the Utah Jazz. And, like all-things Spurs, he couldn’t have done it without his teammates.  The San Antonio Express-News reports that Kawhi Leonard sunk a…

Free Will Astrology (4/6/16-4/12/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): French artist Henri Matisse (1869-1954) is regarded as one of the greats, in the same league as Picasso and Kandinsky. Even in his eighties, he was still creating marvels that one critic said seemed “to come from the springtime of the world.” As unique as his work was, he was happy…


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