The splendor of nature. Credit: Texas Department of Parks and Wildlife

Well, two senseless alleged vandals have been arrested for the dumbest tag of all time, which defaced Enchanted Rock.

The Texas Department of Parks and Wildlife reports that police arrested San Marcos residents Charles Agawereh, 24, and Meredith Baird, 21, Wednesday for painting “CA$H TRUCK” on the timeless Texas landmark on March 20.

The duo is also facing drug-related charges, along with state jail felony graffiti charges.

A photo posted to social media of the suspects quickly went viral, leading to information identifying the pair.

Mark Reagan isn't from Texas, but he came here as soon as he could. He got his start on the windy plains of southwest Kansas at the Dodge City Daily Globe where he covered education and eventually served...