Dec 13-19, 2017

Dec 13-19, 2017 / Vol. 31 / No. 50
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How Labels Can Help You Save the Tequila Industry

TEQUILA IN CRISIS!! SUPPLY AND QUALITY IN JEOPARDY AS LARGE LABELS SEEK SHORTCUTS, RUN ROUGHSHOD OVER ARTISINAL PRODUCERS!! If the supermarket tabloids cared about anything but what star is allegedly cheating on whom (or is dying of an incurable disease), the above headline might make a lot of sense. Though no-stranger-to-tabloids George Clooney, who, along…

What to Drink When You Want to Pass On Booze But Still Go Out

If you’ve been keeping up with the cocktail boom that hit our city in the early 2010s, you’d know that it’s not hard to track down a hand-crafted libation that’ll satisfy the most particular of palates. From folks that crave the light, sweet and bubbly to those who need a good robust and viscous concoction,…

San Antonio’s Biggest News Stories of 2017

Let’s not pretend 2017 wasn’t a mildly devastating year. With a new President at the helm, conducting what Vox wisely called the “wholesale looting of America,” it was almost impossible to get through the year unscathed. This was certainly the case for San Antonio, where 2017 began with a tornado and ended with a mass…

Our 10 Favorite Songs Released By San Antonio Artists in 2017

Damn, it’s been a crazy year. So many shows, so many events, so many artists putting out dope work. Y’all really stepped it up this year San Antonio, we see you out here! While there’s just not enough time to write about all the amazing songs you beautiful folks released, here’s 10 (not in any…

Texas Rep. Farenthold Won’t be on 2018 Ballot

It’s been deservedly rough month for Corpus Christi Congressman Blake Farenthold. On December 1, a Congressional hearing unveiled that Farenthold, a far-right Republican, had used $84,000 of taxpayer dollars to settle a sexual harrassment lawsuit against him in 2015. Two weeks later, several former Congressional staffers shared stories of Farenthold’s unchecked anger issues and overt…

3 of This Year’s Essential Books Offer Solace Without Being Escapist

How much of 2017 did you spend scrolling through newsfeeds until your eyes felt like they would shrivel and fall from your skull? Being prone to despair, I found solace in literature. When overwhelmed by news, think pieces and dezinformatsiya, literature speaks to us through a backchannel, its slowness and deeply considered language helps form…

San Antonio’s Most Memorable Restaurant Openings in 2017

As of last count, there were more than 100 restaurant, coffeeshop, bakery, tea shop, and food truck openings this year. At year’s end, one tends to get reflective of all the appetizers tasted, dishes sampled and desserts devoured. Here are restaurants that left a lasting impression on our tastebuds this year, in no particular order.…

Things to Do in San Antonio This Week (12/20-12/26)

Wed 12/20 Raven Before embarking on a career as a professional makeup artist (whose clients include RuPaul), drag star Raven was known as the “queen of runner-ups” based on her appearances on season two of RuPaul’s Drag Race and RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars. Although she never snatched the title of “America’s Next Drag Superstar,”…

Savage Love: Loving Lesbians

Q: I am a 22-year-old Italian man, 100 percent straight, sensitive and sporty. I have been reading Savage Love for years in Internazionale. I have one question for you: Why do I always fall in love with lesbians? Why do I instantly fall in love with girls who have that something more in their eyes?…

Free Will Astrology (12/20/17-12/26/17)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your life in the first half of 2018 will be like a psychological boot camp that’s designed to beef up your emotional intelligence. Here’s another way to visualize your oncoming adventures: They will constitute a friendly nudge from the cosmos, pushing you to be energetic and ingenious in creating the kind…

Former San Antonio Rep. Ruth Jones McClendon Has Died

Ruth Jones McClendon, a former state representative who represented Bexar County for 20 years in the Texas House of Representatives and previously served as a San Antonio City Councilwoman, died Tuesday. McClendon, 74, was perhaps best known locally for representing San Antonio’s East Side throughout her career. She resigned from the Texas House in 2016…

Bexar County Cop Conquers ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’ Intro

Today in somewhat irrelevant but wholesome holiday news: Erin Contero, a Bexar County Sheriff’s Deputy recorded herself singing the infamous intro to Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you” and it’s actually pretty decent. It’s unclear if Contero’s impressive pipes will play a role in her day job. Nothing like a little Christmas caroling…

Texas Receives $136 Million to Fund CHIP Until February

More than 400,000 low-income Texas kids and expecting mothers will be covered by a federal health care plan for a month longer than they expected. In September, when Congress let the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP) expire, those children and pregnant women in Texas were suddenly at risk of losing their health coverage by January.…

Is This the End of Low-Income Housing Along San Pedro Creek?

Falling shingles. Busted sidewalks. Unmarked wet paint. Construction vehicles taking up tenant parking spaces. These are just a few of the complaints tenants at the Soapworks Apartments have raised since their buildings were bought by a new real estate company in October. Almost immediately, the new owners began renovating the 381-unit apartment complex with the tenants…

San Antonio Law Enforcement Make 215 Gang-Related Arrests in 90 Days

Law enforcement officials arrested 215 people in San Antonio over the last three months as part of a 90-day operation to reduce gang violence on the East Side. The San Antonio Police Department announced on Monday they had concluded the sting earlier this week, dubbed “Operation Triple Beam,” which began in September. “The operation resulted…

Mark Hamill Roasts Sen. Ted Cruz on Net Neutrality and ‘Star Wars’

Sen. Ted Cruz should really consider taking a break from Twitter. First there was his tasteful “snowflake” comment that royally ticked off just about everybody last week, the monumentally embarrassing pornography tweet his account liked, and now he’s getting a hard lesson by the Jedi Master himself, Mark Hamill. On Saturday, Hamill shared a tweet criticizing…

PETA Protested the Texas A&M Graduation and the Crowd Got Triggered

The Texas A&M University fall graduation ceremony last Friday was filled with the usual pomp and circumstance — until PETA showed up. Video from the ceremony shows protestors hanging a banner reading “Stop cruel dog tests” on the right side of the stands. But protesters didn’t stop there. Although they didn’t throw red paint onto…

Agnostic Front Brings Old School Hardcore to Limelight

Ask anyone to make you a list of the best and most influential hardcore albums of the early 1980s, and you will see included, somewhere in the top 10 or so, Agnostic Front’s seminal debut LP, Victim in Pain. From the titular opening track, frontman Roger Miret’s voice bellows furiously, “Why am I going insane…

Aspen’s Brew Will Close After 12 Years in Business

In sad coffee news, Aspen’s Brew Cafe & Catering will close its doors on Saturday, December 23. The news comes via a post by Kim Montgomery, one of the owners of the shop, which first opened in 2006. In the Facebook post Montgomery notes high a 40 percent rent increase by property manager Whitestone REIT.…

Regal Theaters Now Serving Cheetos Popcorn for Cheesy Overload

Regal Theaters just came out with a game-changer. Earlier this week, the Tennessee-based movie theater chain started dishing out a new concession stand snack: Cheetos popcorn. While San Antonio hands-down prefers Hot Cheetos (bet at least two of your fingers are stained bright red right now), this “dangerously cheesy” goodness seems like the sort of…

IKEA Will Begin Construction on Live Oak Store in Spring 2018

IKEA will soon break ground on its Live Oak location now that a contractor has been chosen to manage the project. According to a press release, Tribble & Stephens will begin construction in spring 2018. They hope to have the store completed by summer 2019. The Live Oak location is a gargantuan 289,000 square-f00t building that’s easily*…

Did Mavericks’ Salah Mejri Really Try to Trip Patty Mills?

Some shade went down during the Spurs’ last game on Tuesday night. A Twitter account named The Render uploaded a video of the Spurs walking off the court, during which point guard Patty Mills stumbles. Salah Mejri tried to kick Patty Mills while walking off the court pic.twitter.com/SFu25wTP6c — The Render (@TheRenderNBA) December 14, 2017…

Texas Senators Evaluate its Decades-Old Sexual Harassment Policy

The Texas Senate’s Committee on Administration met Thursday morning to review the chamber’s sexual harassment policy — which hasn’t changed in over 20 years. The hearing took place exactly a week after two Senate colleagues, senators Carlos Uresti and Borris Miles, were accused of overt sexual harassment. “This is a human resources issue, but it…

Texas Sues San Antonio Man for Selling Fake YETI Tumblers Online

The state of Texas is suing a San Antonio man for selling fake YETI products and failing to deliver them to customers after they were paid for. Hundreds of customers who thought they were purchasing YETI products from online retailers Outdoors Online and Camping and Fishing Outlet were left with either fake YETI products, or none at…

There’s a New Ramen Shop In North San Antonio

Coming from a family of restaurateurs, Kay Ito knew she had to do the same. She had conversations with her friends about Japanese ramen and found out most of them still confused it with the “instant ramen you find for 25 cents,” as she said. Ito Ramen was born out of the restaurateur’s desire to…

Texas Rep. Blake Farenthold Will Not Seek Re-Election Following Sexual Harassment Allegations

U.S. Representative Blake Farenthold, a Corpus Christi Republican, won’t be seeking re-election in 2018, according to Corpus Christi ABC and NBC news affiliates. This announcement, confirmed by Nueces County Republican Party Chair Mike Bergsma to KRISTV, comes shortly after several former staff members at Farenthold’s D.C. office described an environment saturated in inappropriate sexual commentary, gender bias,…

Welcome to Flavor: Winter 2017

It was a transformative year for San Antonio dining. We saw the addition of several big name restaurants from some of our most note-worthy chefs, along with closures from childhood classics. For this season’s Flavor: San Antonio’s Ultimate Food Lover’s Guide, we take a look at 15 restaurants and shops we love, such as the…

Seasoned Chefs: Stayin’ Alive in the Instagram Era

“Worst. Dinner. Ever.” Words like this from “elite” Yelpers have goaded outspoken, globe-trotting chef Anthony Bourdain to reply in kind: “There’s really no worse, or lower human being than an elite Yelper,” he said. Others have gleefully thrown Instagram under the same bus, lamenting its focus on how a plate looks rather than how it…

The 15 Hottest San Antonio Restaurants This Season

Rosella at The Rand 114 Houston St., (210) 277-8574, rosellacoffee.com When Charles Gonzalez developed a passion for becoming a coffee connoisseur in 2007, he had his sights set on introducing the world of craft coffee to San Antonio. He and his wife had always wanted to try their hand at an entrepreneurial venture. He suggested…

Easy Ways to Spruce Up Your Favorite Beer This Season

Some purists may balk at muddling up a perfectly well adjuncted beer, but a little homebrewed ingenuity can jazz up your craft consumption. Whether you’re adding a spritz of soda or grinding up produce in a molcajete and sticking it in a coffee maker, new vistas of flavor will open up before you through a…

You Can Now Have a Meal Inside a Life-Size Gingerbread House

The Weston Austin Downtown is offering a unique dining experience inside of a life-size gingerbread house made with real gingerbread and candy. The gingerbread house seats seven and is available for lunch and dinner with a reservation. The gingerbread house is on display for the entire month of December, with 10 percent of all food and beverage…

Federal Judge Drops “Inciting a Riot” Charge Against SA Photographer

A federal judge has dropped the “inciting a riot” felony charge for all six defendants in the first trial against those arrested during Inauguration Day protests in Washington, D.C. One of those six defendants is Alexei Wood, a San Antonio photojournalist who documented the January 20 (or, J20) protest via livestream video. Wood’s 42-minute Facebook video was one…

Woody Allen’s Newest Film, Wonder Wheel, is Anything But a Thrill Ride

Kate Winslet is a fine actress, but she can’t do it alone. Writer/director Woody Allen’s Wonder Wheel showcases her talent in the plum role of an emotionally frail 1950s waitress whose prospects for happiness are quickly dwindling. However, neither the story nor her castmates are worthy of her abilities. This is a visually splendid yet…

Faith and Discourse Combine in Weekly Beer and Bible Meet-ups

Thanks in large part to America’s long fundamentalist hangover, there’s an enduring cultural assumption that good Christians don’t drink good beer — a position that would surprise many of Christendom’s most notable names. It’s been half a millennium since Martin Luther held forth at ale-fueled “table talks” and the future hierarchs of the Church of…


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