Feb 5-11, 2014

Feb 5-11, 2014 / Vol. 28 / No. 5

5 Things You Have to Do This Week

Mon 2/10 Queens of the Stone Age Last March, after six damn years of waiting for a new Queens of the Stone Age album, die-hard fans finally got word that one would arrive in June. When it finally dropped, it did not disappoint. Said album, …Like Clockwork, is as frisky as it is ambitious and…

Mondo Nation to Curate Stage at Maverick Music Festival

  As we’ve previously reported, the second annual Maverick Music Festival (March 21-22)  is shaping up to be even cooler than last year’s well received initial offering at La Villita’s Maverick Square. This afternoon, we learned Mondo Nation will be joining the fray with its own stage and lineup for the fest’s second day. You…

Your Youth Returns For One Night Only: 9 Vintage Shows

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? To some, that’s an iconic line uttered by Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. To others, that is a genuine question, to which the answer would be, “Why, yes! Their energetic pop melodies provided the soundtrack to my formative years. ‘I Want a New Drug’ and ‘The Power of…

Texas Democrats Tell Abbott To Tone Down ‘Disparaging’ Rhetoric

In a letter addressed to Republican primary candidate for governor, Attorney General Greg Abbott, Texas Democrats are asking the AG to quit with the divisive rhetoric, especially when it comes to the Texas-Mexico border. The call comes after a string of controversial comments, including a remark that likened corrupt practices in South Texas to the “third world,”—…

Live and Local: Colleens and Fishermen at the 502

Photo by Joe Turner It appears that music venues in San Anto exist on some sort of bipolar spectrum, with good sound and good vibe at opposite ends. Where most of the neighbors on the St. Mary’s Strip have made various levels of sacrifice to achieve their vision of the Ideal Dive, the 502 Bar…

TEXAS SON MAY BECOME FIRST OPENLY GAY PLAYER IN N.F.L.

via mikeysam52 on Instagram It’s a common team-building exercise: you form a circle and one by one, each member reveals something about him or herself. (I have webbed toes.) Back in August, the football team for the University of Missouri did this, and their star defensive lineman, Michael Sam, said “I’m gay.” Apparently, the team…

Top 5 Kacey Musgraves Sing-Along Lyrics

There’s only a few country artists who have managed to woo both Nashville and snotty music critics alike. One would be Loretta Lynn, the chart-topping Grand Ole Opry sweetheart who’s still revered by the likes of Jack White. Another is Lynn’s musical inheritor, Kacey Musgraves, the young Texan who burst onto the scene in 2012…

SA is Home to “Mind-blowingly Terrible” Viral R&B Video

Everything about this video is insane. Especially the fact that much of it was filmed on the Hays Street Bridge. http://youtu.be/iq_d8VSM0nw IceJJFish, a 19-year-old who is either “the next Usher and Chris Brown,”  or at least the next “Chocolate Rain” guy, filmed the video for his “On the Floor” song (if you can call it…

Is Kacey Musgraves’ ACL Performance on Your Watch List Tonight?

… Because it should be. For those of you surprised to see an alt weekly touting a bona fide mainstream country music queen, well, in the words of the young Texan songstress, “step off.” I’ve been listening to Musgraves’ Grammy-winning major label debut Same Trailer, Different Park non-stop while writing an article in advance of her…

The Lego Movie is good fun

Don’t let the lame title fool you. The Lego Movie, which opens area-wide today, is good fun. While it certainly takes a minute to adjust to the primitive look of a movie whose set consists of the little plastic pieces, the movie’s script is so clever, that initial shock (even in 3-D, the movie looks more…

San Antonio Tops the Charts in Lists for Love, Really

Courtesy VisitSanAntonio.com In blushing, aw shucks, news of the week, San Antonio tops the charts of most romantic cities. It turns out we are a hotspot for l-o-v-e. According to Time, this town scored #1 with Amazon for online sales for romance novels, relationship books, romantic comedy movies, and baby-making music (ala-la Luther Vandross, Maxwell,…

El Campo Sneak Peak: “Remember” is shimmering Southern folk

El Campo, formerly known as Pillow Talk (courtesy) Now here’s some real (good) Texas music. The boys in El Campo, formerly known as Pillow Talk, have their debut long-player ready, and they’ve decided to give us an early digital taste of it. With Remember, this half Austin, half San Antone group delivers a set of…

Bonehead Quote of the Week: Greg Abbott on Freedom

While talking to inflammatory right-wing radio host and former Fox News star Glenn Beck, Attorney General  and Republican gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott bashed California (as he tends to do), saying Texas beats the West Coast state in terms of freedom, the Raw Story reported. Companies are outright deserting Cali for the Lone Star State because,…

Rodeo Food: So Terrible, So Wonderful

deep fried milky way   Ah, rodeo food: It’s not the cheapest fare you’ll ever eat, and it’s certainly not the healthiest, but there’s nostalgia, of sorts, and undeniable glee that comes with digging in to an overpriced corny dog still dripping with hot grease. Though frigid temps kept many indoors on the first day…

Music Journalists Wanted

If you can name this guy, you’ve already cleared round 1 of our hiring process Honestly, there’s likely never been a better time to be an aspiring music critic in San Antonio. The local scene is teeming with new and veteran acts, national tours are finally making our city a priority, there’s lots of worthy…

Tribeca to Offer Delivery During Lunch

Crispy calamari and the grilled Caesar salad. (Courtesy) Good news if you’re near Tribeca di Olmos (4331 McCullough). The restaurant in Olmos Park will start to offering delivery during lunch service within a 3-mile radius from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Wednesday through Friday. Lunch menu items include crispy calamari, Tribeca salad, shrimp piccata and…

Pride Center San Antonio Rolls Out Event Lineup

While still searching for a permanent home, Pride Center San Antonio is set to host a handful of events and regular programs in the coming months with the aim of supporting the local LGBT community and its allies. via Facebook Every third Sunday of the month (starting Feb. 16), the center invites LGBT residents and their…

Open the Taps Happy Hour at Big Hops

Texas needs our beer. (Courtesy) Open The Taps will host a celebration of Texas beer Thursday, February 13 at Big Hops Growler Station (22250 Bulverde) at 6:30 p.m. Texas pints are $1 off in honor of the organization’s efforts to keep Texas craft beer.

6 Recipes With Unique Toppings for National Pizza Day

Sunday, February 9 is National Pizza Day. We know all the basic pie topping from  pepperoni, ham, extra cheese and even pineapple. Get inspired to create something new with these six unique pizza toppings. And if cooking isn’t your thing, check out our readers’ picks for favorite pizza places. 1. Broccoli A whole lot of yummy…

Shot of the Week: Bodacious

Bodacious–it’s a kick in the mouth. This shot isn’t just a tribute to the San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo; it’s a tribute  to the most badass bull to ever terrorize a cowboy. Often referred to as “The Worlds Most Dangerous Bull,” Bodacious (yes, he was real, and he’s in the ProRodeo Hall of Fame)…

Crowdfund My Company?

Two St. Mary’s Law School graduates and State Representative Mike Villareal (D-San Antonio) have asked the state legislature to investigate equity crowdfunding during the interim between legislative sessions. Today, Speaker of the State House Joe Straus has brought that request to the House Committee on Investments and Financial Services. Sparked by the success of crowdfunding…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 2/6 – Fri 2/7 “IBUYHOUSESCASH” In 2012, mixed-media artist Mark Johnson helped inaugurate Austin’s N Space (a collaboration between architectural firm Nelsen Partners and arts nonprofit Co-Lab Projects) with “Row Home,” a well-received exhibition the Austin Chronicle likened to “a series of explosions in a type factory” staged by British painter-turned-director Peter Greenaway and…

Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for Guys

Getting gifts for guys on Valentine’s day can be tricky, but everyone loves food right? Get your man something tasty for Valentine’s Day. Chocollazo Chocolate-Covered Bacon and Guinness Bonbons Chocolate-covered bacon bouquet (Courtesy) Chocollazo Chocolate Trolley’s chocolate-covered bacon bouquet with hickory smoked bacon and Belgian chocolate with coconut, pistachios and almonds is pretty and pretty…

Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for Her

Valentine’s Day is coming up fast. If you’re stumped for ideas we’ve got a few creative and delicious treats for your special lady. 1. Chocolate Treats Cute and delicious (Courtesy) Schakolad Chocolate Factory (1203 N Loop 1604 W, Ste 117, (210) 490-5333) offers unique and creative treats like their chocolate champagne glass or the prisoner…

Domestic Partner Benefits Granted to County Employees

Following a unanimous Commissioners Court vote yesterday, partners of Bexar County employees are now able to receive benefits, including health, vision, dental, and life insurance, reported Texas Public Radio. Dubbed the “Plus One Qualifying Adult” benefits package, the move comes as a response to an April 2013  Attorney General opinion that ruled against extending benefits to…

Get Shorty: Oscar-nominated short films screening at the Bijou

Want to take in five award-worthy films in less screen time than Mark Whalberg’s latest? Every year, Santikos Bijou brings in the Oscar-nominated short films way ahead of the Academy Awards ceremony, which this year will take place in March 2. Each program runs less than 120 minutes, with the exception of the 184-minute documentary…

4 Ways to Get Your Drink/Grub on This Week

Try some of Cedar Creek Brewing’s signature Elliot’s Phoned Home at the Hangar Tavern. (Courtesy) Wednesday, February 5: After making it through work on Wednesday, you probably feel like you deserve something special, so what the hell? Treat yo’ self at Hangar Tavern every first Wednesday of the month with a sampling of several craft…

Cured: Restorative eating at stylish new Pearl venture

There’s something oddly refreshing about stepping into this 109-year old building that I can’t quite peg. Is it the bright white wooden sectionals that add coziness to any lunch? Is it the vast, custom-made meat locker that holds whole legs of ham and sausage links? Or is it the new metallic touches that merge seamlessly…

Introducing Saytown Beatdown, a New SA Hip-Hop Column

Let’s face it—when people think of our city, hip-hop is not the first thing that comes to mind. It would, however, be unfair to claim that we have no hip-hop scene in San Antonio. From massive touring players (think Ye and Jay) to budding mixtapers, indie hip-hop workhorses, old school legends and a solid if…

Day in the Life: Urbanist Design

Arcade Midtown Kitchen, Cured, Local Coffee: What do these Pearl fixtures have in common? Thanks to Urbanist Design, the three share some aesthetic and structural DNA. Urbanist Design is an architecture, planning and design firm based in the Full Goods building. At the helm is founding architect Jonathan Card, who spent 10 years at Lake|Flato…

Savage Love: Dildonics

What is the best way to sanitize a latex dildo? At least I think it’s a latex dildo. I actually don’t know. I had a yeast infection a few months ago, and before I knew what was up, I used my toy. Now I’m afraid to touch it until I know it won’t reinfect me!…

Olympic Drinking: Games for the games

Truth time: I’m not much for the Winter Olympics. While I appreciate the athleticism needed to cross-country ski, land a perfect triple axel or speed skate, I just can’t get behind watching a sport that requires that much wintry weather, and considering San Antonio goes into lockdown at the sight of a snowflake, I’m betting…

Left in the Dark: the fight to increase SA’s broadband access

A resource that could potentially benefit thousands of San Antonio residents and turn the Alamo City into a leading tech hub lies largely untapped beneath the ground. Nearly half of the 600 miles of fiber-optic cable—which makes high speed Internet access possible—laid by CPS Energy almost two decades ago remains unused, or “dark.” But digital…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “You know it’s Saturday when you are wiping off vodka stains from your face with a marshmallow,” testifies the woman who writes the Tumblr blog “French Fries Absinthe Milkshakes.” I really hope you don’t even come close to having an experience like that this week, Aries. But I’m worried that you…

Tucker’s Stays Kozy under New Ownership

A group of rowdy 20-somethings gathered around the bar, all donning some version of El Tri’s futbol jersey, and all trying to load up on tequila shots before heading into the Alamodome to watch Mexico take on South Korea last week. In a smart pre-party move, these soccer fans chose Tucker’s Kozy Korner as the…

Ranking Flavored Hooch from Cinnabon Vodka to Blackberry Bourbon

It’s hard to say when the flavored booze craze began. Let’s assume it started with age-old Polish vodka bottled with a blade of buffalo grass and go from there. When Absolut Peppar came along centuries later, in 1986, nobody much blinked. Besides, Peppar made a great Bloody Mary. The next flavored product I recall with…

Art is (Not) Dead: How to not starve as a San Antonio artist

When I first started writing about San Antonio’s art scene five years ago, there existed a narrow, but real, aspirational path of commercial galleries. A local artist’s ideal trajectory in, say, 2009, may have launched from University of Texas—San Antonio’s MFA program or the then-mighty Alamo Colleges art departments, aimed for a show at itty-bitty…

Blue Box Hosts New George’s Keep Cocktail Menu on Mondays

Say cheers to rest of the week! (Courtesy) Blue Box Bar (312 Pearl) is hosting a bar takeover every Monday at 7 p.m. of the cocktail menu at the new George’s Keep at Eilan. Steven Raul Martin of Nao (312 Pearl) and Johnny Bernal of Green Lantern (20626 Stone Oak) will take over Blue Box’s bar upstairs…

Cutthroat Culinary to Host Traditional Mexican Dinner

Food is not to be taken lightly. Cutthroat Culinary is hosting a traditional Mexican dinner Sunday, February 23 at 6 p.m. at The Art Institute of San Antonio (10000 W IH 10). The dinner will be a six course meal with selected beer pairings to pay homage to the food our Mexican ancestors. The menu includes corn…

Cocktails for Cinema to Benefit SA Film Fest

The Brooklynite’s Cubbyhouse (Courtesy) The Dor?ol Distilling Company, Chef Cooperatives and Edible San Antonio are hosting Cocktails for Cinema at Dor?ol headquarters (1902 S Flores) on Saturday, March 8 at 7 p.m. The event is in benefit for the 20th San Antonio Film Festival to celebrate cinema in San Antonio. The party includes cocktails from…

Community Icon and Activist Bill Sinkin Dies

Update: A funeral service for Bill Sinkin is scheduled for 1:30 p.m., Friday, Feb. 7 at Temple Beth-el, 211 Belknap Pl, Solar San Antonio announced today. A reception is to immediately follow. In lieu of flowers, memorial organizers are asking attendees to please consider making a donation to Solar San Antonio, the renewable energy group Sinkin founded. -MT  This week,…


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