Jan 20-26, 2016

Jan 20-26, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 3

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SA-Based Coloring Book Company Feeds Nationwide Adult Coloring Craze

Typically, when adults act like children, like many so often do, expect trouble. But a new craze crossing the nation has adults putting down smartphones and laptops in exchange for coloring books. Long considered the territory of 2- to 8-year-olds, thousands of grown-ups around the country are channeling their inner child in a good way,…

Nectar Starts 2016 With a Delicious Bang

Coming off their first San Antonio Restaurant Week, Nectar Wine Bar and Ale House (214 Broadway, 210-375-4082) will finish off January and make it’s way through February with special events for wine lovers.  Tuesday, February 2 Wine-O Bingo:  This isn’t your grandmother’s Bingo. Instead of calling out B2 or O67, different wines are called out. Make a…

Hallucinating the Old West: Bryson Brooks’ “Home on the Range”

Denton-born, SA-based painter and performance artist Bryson Brooks is a man with a unique gift for un-forced provocation and playfulness. Celebrated as a painter for bringing his idiosyncratic, avant garde sensibilities to all manner of subjects—from rich and explosive abstracts to bunnies, from quasi-grotesque religious images to self-portraits, landscapes and still lifes—Brooks’ latest local exhibition,…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, January 28 Led Zeppelin 2 “How the Midwest Was Won” Tour Robert Plant is so over being in the greatest folk rock cover band of all time, Bonham’s dead and Paige and Plant hate JPJ, perhaps Led Zeppelin 2 can help ease the pain. $15-$20, 8pm, Aztec Theatre, 104 N. St. Mary’s St., (210) 812-4355…

Ethan “Affluenza” Couch Will Be Back in Texas Soon

Ethan Couch should be on his way back to Texas soon. You remember him. The “affluenza” kid who killed four people while driving drunk and was sentenced to probation after his fancy pants lawyers convinced a judge that Ethan Couch would not understand the consequence of his crime because of his coddled upbringing and his…

Which ‘Artists’ are Voting for Which ‘Candidates?’

You would think that most artists, being “artsy,” are inclined to vote for the more artsy or art-friendly candidates, (in this case art includes vomit-painting, toenail clipping mosaics and Ted Nugent). In other words, just Bernie Sanders or whomever the Greens and Libertarians are running. But boy will you be surprised when I unveil who…

5 Can’t-miss Panels From Pax South 2016

Pax South will invade the Henry B. Gonzalez (900 E. Market St.) on Friday, January 29 through Sunday, January 31 with a plethora of games, bands and panels. To help organize the busy weekend, we picked five panels that shouldn’t be missed.  Storytime with Cliff Bleszinski When:  Friday, January 29 at 10:30 a.m., Main Theatre What’s…

New San Antonio Pro Soccer Team Releases 2016 Schedule

Details about San Antonio’s new pro soccer team continue to flow at a trickle. We know who will coach the team, who its general manager is, and now, when and where it will play its games. San Antonio’s United Soccer League team, owned by Spurs Sports and Entertainment, released its schedule for the 2016 season…

#ColortheCurrent Winners Announced

Last week, I had the pleasure of sitting down with the folks at Blue Star Coloring to talk about the stress-relieving craze that is soothing the nation. The San Antonio- and Portland, Oregon-based company has had its coloring books floating around the top of Amazon’s best sellers for a few months now. However, in addition to…

Tickets for the 38th Annual CineFestival are $35 for Today Only

From February 19 to February 27, premier American and International Latino films will be screened at the historic Guadalupe Theater for the 38th annual CineFestival. The tickets- normally $50- will be marked down to $35. The only catch is that the festival lineup has yet to be announced, so think of it like a blind movie…

Don’s Plum: The DiCaprio Movie That Leo Doesn’t Want You to See

It’s the movie Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire don’t want you to see, so much so that the two Hollywood superstars successfully sued its filmmakers, making it illegal for Don’s Plum to be shown theatrically or on home video within the United States and Canada. However, after 18 years of inaction and compliance on his part, producer Dale Wheatley has…

How Rare Was the Spurs’ 30-Point Loss to the Warriors?

We don’t need to rehash the gory details of last night’s 120-90 Spurs loss to the Golden State Warriors. It was bad — but not so bad that Coach Gregg Popovich couldn’t maintain a sense of gallows humor about the debacle: Popovich: "I'm glad my general manager wasn't in my locker room or I might've…

San Antonio Metro Health to Host Mega Baby Shower

Soon-to-be-moms take note, San Antonio Metro Health is hosting a “Mega Baby Shower.” Healthy Start, a Metro Health program, aims to connect pregnant women with community resources and prenatal care on January 29 from noon to 2 p.m. at the Frank Garrett Community Center (1226 NW 19th St.) on the near west side.  “Baby showers…

MALDEF Sues Texas Over Immigrant Harboring Law

Texas’ House Bill 11 — a broad border security initiative signed by Governor Greg Abbott last year — is facing its first legal challenge. The Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund (MALDEF) filed a lawsuit targeting the law’s immigrant harboring provision. The plaintiffs in the lawsuit include Jonathan Ryan, executive director of the Refugee and…

Texas Senate Hearing to Examine Open, Campus Carry Laws

Confused about Texas’ new open and campus carry laws? That’s a question the Texas Senate Committee on State Affairs takes up today during a public hearing that will “monitor the implementation of open and campus carry legislation and determine if the current laws regulating the places that handguns can be carried are easily understood of…

San Antonio Pooches to Play in Puppy Bowl XII

With this year’s Super Bowl pitting the Carolina Panthers against the Denver Broncos, most San Antonio football fans will watch the game without a real rooting interest. But that’s not the case for the other big game on Super Bowl Sunday: the Puppy Bowl.  Three San Antonio-native pups rescued by Alamo Rescue Friends and the Humane Society…

10 Free Things You Have To Do This Week

Mon 1/25 Voodoo Vinyl DJ Smarty Pants spins the grooviest groovers from the true rock ‘n’ roll canon most Mondays. If “Hotline Bling” and “Drunk in Love” don’t blow up your skirt, get your fanny to down to The Mix for gems from the garage. Free, 11pm, Mon; The Mix, 2423 N. St. Marys, (210)…

El Machito Launches New Lunch Menu, Special

Starting today, Johnny Hernandez’s El Machito (7300 Jones Maltsberger Road, 210-314-3971) will feature a zesty $6.99 lunch special featuring pollo al carbon in three flavors: sweet habanero, cilantro and Yucatan. (Note: The cilantro version is a must). El Machito’s homemade blue corn tortillas accompany your chosen bird. Such a deal is not to be missed!  We are…

Let San Antonio Brewery Tours Do the Driving

San Antonio beer lovers can now tour multiple breweries at a time thanks to San Antonio Brewery Tours, a new company dedicated to spreading the joy of local craft beers and breweries with ease and accessibility. Guests can choose from two different tours: The East Side Ride tour, which showcases East side and urban-based breweries such as Alamo Beer Company, Freetail Brewery, and Bluestar Brewery,…

CORRECTION: Deftones to Play at Lone Star Brewery

Update: Although the bandsintown.com website, the ticket broker for the concert, originally located the Lone Star Events Center as the “Lone Star Palace” across from the Alamo, it will actually be held at the Lone Star Brewery grounds at 600 Lone Star Blvd.  Whisper-rockers and Gen-Y fave, Deftones, will be playing San Antonio on March…

Watch 18-year-old Ted Cruz Talk About World Domination Aspirations

Oh, the things we say when we’re young.  For the large majority of us, they are but momentary embarrassments that pop into our minds as we reminisce about times past. For presidential candidates, they are another matter. In a YouTube video published Saturday, a young Ted Cruz — now a Republican senator not really representing…

Brian Wilson to Tour, Play Pet Sounds for the Last Time

To mark the 50th Anniversary of the seminal Beach Boys’ record, bandleader, composer and hi-fi Howard Hughes, Brian Wilson, has announced a world tour that will be the last live performances of the Pet Sounds material … ever. Luckily, Wilson will be stopping in Texas to play the Levitation Fest (formerly the Psych Fest) in…

5 Shows to See This Week

Monday, January 25 Marley Mondays DJ Fantasticdan spins all the iriest shit to help brush off that Monday juju. Just try to hate the first day of the week with all these positive vibes coming at you from the selector and his tables. Free, 8pm, J&O’s Cantina, 1014 S. Presa St., (210) 485-7611 Monday, January…

KLRN Public Television to Launch 30-minute SciTech Now Broadcast

KLRN announced today that local radio and television personality, Chris Duel, will host a new show called SciTech Now that’s all about San Antonio’s science rich atmosphere.  The weekly, 30-minute production will cover everything from the IT industry to biomedical enterprises, bringing science, technology, engineering and mathematics (STEM) the attention and recognition it deserves, KLRN says…

SAPD Arrests Double Homicide Suspect

A man accused of a brutal shooting and stabbing last week is in the San Antonio Police Department’s custody. The SAPD said on Facebook that Antonio Arroyo was arrested at an apartment complex on the 7600 block of Callaghan Road. Arroyo is accused of shooting and killing Rodney Spring and shooting and stabbing Quikether Jackson…

Radiohead Just Announced First Shows For 2016

With speculation over the prospect of a new album and Courtney Love covering/butchering “Creep,” Radiohead’s been in the news consistently for the past couple of months.  Fortunately, three European tour dates have just been announced with more to come. Radiohead will be headlining Spain’s Primavera Sound Festival (June 2-4), Switzerland’s OpenAir St. Gallen Festival (July…

Report: Future Development Threatens the Texas Hill Country

San Antonians often look west to the Texas Hill Country for a respite from the crunch of the big city. But a new report from the Community and Regional Planning Program at the University of Texas at Austin says that everything we love about the region — the water, the vistas, the serenity — could…

Netflix and Chill: The X-Files and Pizza

“Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?” After 14 years, the beloved ’90s series The X-Files is making its return to television this Sunday (FOX, 10pm EST). The miniseries will have six episodes featuring all of your favorite cast members and of course, aliens. If you’ve never seen the show — like myself — which originally aired back in…

Texas Leads in People Bringing Their Gun to the Airport

People in Texas keep bring their guns to the airport. And the Transportation Security Administration keeps catching them up. In its end-of-the-year report for 2015, TSA found that half of the top 10 airports for firearm catches were in Texas. Here’s the full top 10, with Texas airports in bold: Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport (DFW):…

Mapped: Does San Antonio Have More Gun Dealers or Starbucks?

There are 64,747 places to buy guns in the United States, according to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. And that doesn’t include gun manufacturers, collectors or importers — those are only retail stores which sell firearms directly to consumers. To contextualize that number, the folks at 1 Point 21 Interactive, a data…

Charlie Kaufman Resurfaces with Animated Anomalisa

It has been seven long years since Charlie Kaufman’s directorial debut (Synecdoche, New York) premiered to a lukewarm and confused reception, ultimately sending the Oscar-winning screenwriter into a lengthy retreat within the Hollywood underground. For years I was fervently curious about what this master storyteller was up to, and I finally have my answer in Anomalisa, Kaufman’s current Oscar nominee…

ATX’s Crooks Disbanding, Playing Final Shows

As romantic as it may appear from the outside, the music business is, for most, a grueling affair. Whether you’re out to be “big star bound,” as hillbilly bard David Allan Coe put it in his classic song “The Ride,” or content paying dues, playing small shows every night and living in a van —…

Branchline Brewing Company Expands Can Lineup

Canned craft beer is what the people seem to want these days. And another San Antonio brewery is upping their aluminum ante. Branchline Brewing Company will now offer three more of its styles in cans. Joining Evil Owl Amber (the first beer to be canned by a San Antonio craft brewery) will be the Shady…

Peter Pan Flies into the Tobin Center for the Performing Arts

The classic pixie-dust laden fairy tale Peter Pan brings its whimsy to the Alamo City from February 12 to 14 with four performances courtesy of Ballet San Antonio. And there will be actual flying. Ballet San Antonio’s performers are sure to inspire awe with high-flying choreographer as they tell the story of Wendy, Peter and…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 1/21 – Sat 1/23 San Antonio Restaurant Week  Food-lovers who adore dining out are busy eating their way through town as the winter edition of Culinaria’s Restaurant Week runs through this Saturday, January 23, featuring more than 70 participating restaurants. The two-tier system returns with restaurants in Tier 1 offering a $15 lunch and…

#ColortheCurrent to Win Coloring Books By Blue Star Coloring

Coloring books aren’t just for kids these days. And as you may have read in this week’s cover story, San Antonio’s got a coloring book company of its own based off Broadway.  Blue Star Coloring has teamed up with us to illustrate this week’s cover, and if you put your Sharpies, Crayolas or Prismacolor colored pencils…

Houston Chronicle Calls on Embattled Texas AG to Resign

Enough is enough. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is facing charges of securities fraud and last week, news broke that he’s being investigated for a land deal that may have been illegal. Yesterday, the Houston Chronicle published an editorial calling on the embattled AG to resign.  Here’s a short excerpt: Like any other defendant, the…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, January 21 Matthew Logan Vasquez (of Delta Spirit) On the 2015 EP Austin, Delta Spirit’s Matthew Logan Vasquez follows the smoke signals of contemplative firestarters Radiohead and Mazzy Star. Check out the Delta Spirit frontman as he completes the second, and last, night of his January residency. $10, 8pm, Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St. …

List of Texas Businesses Prohibiting Open Carry Exceeds 400

From Luby’s to H-E-B, the Texas chapter of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America’s list of businesses prohibiting open carry has grown to more than 400. “We applaud all these Texas businesses that are doing the right thing and providing a safe environment for their customers and employees,” Anna Kehde, lead volunteer with…

2016 Bonnaroo Lineup Announced

2016 will mark the 15th year of the Manchester, Tennessee music and arts festival known as Bonnaroo, set to take place June 9-12. The festival has just released the lineup and it includes heavy-hitters Pearl Jam and LCD Soundsystem as well as Dead & Company (twice), Tame Impala, Death Cab for Cutie, M83, Haim, Chvrches,…

San Antonio Animal Care Services Reaches No-Kill Status

Fewer dogs and cats are dying in San Antonio animal shelters than ever before, as the city’s Animal Care Services Department announced today that it had officially reached no-kill status. Over 90 percent of the animals sheltered by ACS in December 2015 were adopted or returned to their owners, regardless of their health or temperament.…

Disney Announces Release Dates for Star Wars: Episode VIII and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Originally scheduled for release on May 26, 2017, the eighth installation of George Lucas’ breadwinner-forever has been pushed back and will now be released on December 15, 2017. The move follows the extraordinary success of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which has officially become the highest-grossing domestic film of all time as well as having the largest domestic and…

Lemmy Kilmister’s Cause of Death Released

The fast-living leader of England’s rock ‘n’ roll heavyweights Motörhead died on December 26, two days after his birthday.  What was originally stated as a death from cancer has now been reported to have specifically been prostate cancer, cardiac arrhythmia and congestive heart failure, according to TMZ. In short: over 50 years of hard-living badass-ery.…

5 Ways to Get Your Drink/Grub on This Week

Wednesday, January 20 Cheese Tasting: Head over to Nectar Wine Bar & Ale House to celebrate National Cheese Day and prepare for your next cheese board encounter. Free, 7-9pm, 214 Broadway, (210) 375-4082, nectarsa.com Friday, January 22 Greek Cooking Class: Learn about the art and romanticism of Mediterranean cuisine in a class hosted by Central Market’s cooking school staff. The…

“Storybook Houses” Is Coming to the San Antonio Botanical Garden

The San Antonio Botanical Garden will be a little more magical than usual between March 5 and July 10. It’s teaming up with the San Antonio chapter of The American Institute of Architects for “Storybook Houses,” an exhibit showcasing five interpretations of storied tales with a focus on the environment, recycling, education and sustainability.  “This…

Check out These Old-School Kawhi Leonard Basketball Cards

Just when we thought we couldn’t find any more ways to show our love of all things Kawhi Leonard, this happens. Caleb Saenz of 48 Minutes of Hell (one of the Internet’s premier Spurs blogs) created a set of classic basketball cards featuring Leonard to rally support for him to start the NBA All-Star game.…

Free Will Astrology, Week of January 20

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The next four weeks could potentially be a Golden Age of Friendship . . . a State of Grace for Your Web of Connections . . . a Lucky Streak for Collaborative Efforts. What can you do to ensure that these cosmic tendencies will actually be fulfilled? Try this: Deepen and…

J. Harrison Ghee on Kinky Boots and the Art of Drag

With lyrics and score by pop icon Cyndi Lauper, and a book by Harvey Fierstein, the Tony Award-winning musical Kinky Boots tells the story of an embattled shoe factory owner, Charlie Price, whose chance meeting with a drag queen, Lola, takes the two characters down unexpected paths. The San Antonio Current spoke with actor J.…

Don’t Miss Viva Villa’s Cazuelitas

Viva Villa is the Cortez clan’s latest venture in the family compound that is Market Square. Filled with rustic woods, exposed brick, nostalgic photos and a catch-all collection of light fixtures, it’s flashy, fun and more than holds its own with venerable Mi Tierra next door — an institution that has had generations to evolve…

Restaurant Week, Oloroso Comeback and More

Food-lovers who adore dining out are busy eating their way through town as the winter edition of Culinaria’s Restaurant Week runs through this Saturday, January 23, featuring more than 70 participating restaurants. The two-tier system returns with restaurants in Tier 1 offering a $15 lunch and $35 dinner and Tier 2 restaurants offering $10 lunch…

The Monterey Jazz Festival Hits the Road

From KRTU to the Kennedy Center, the current mission of jazz institutions is to prove that this genere is alive; that the art form’s pulse today is as strong and unwavering as a Jimmy Cobb beat, that Art Blakey Spotify playlists, while enthralling, aren’t the alpha and omega of jazz consumption. The Monterey Jazz Festival…

KRTU Turns 40 and Boosts Its Signal

On the fourth floor of Trinity University’s Richardson Communications Center, just outside KRTU’s Studio B, there’s a small picture posted on a tack-board. Vaguely dated as the mid-’70s, the shot certainly looks like it’s from the time: a wood-paneled studio, dominated by a massive analog sound board and helmed by a young student engineer mustachioed…

Broadway Gains Great Joint With The Pigpen

The Booze • Hooch-hounds and beer lovers will find thirst-quenching libations aplenty. There are 14 beers on draft with local and regional craft commanding a good portion of said taps, including Busted Sandal Brewing Co., Shiner and Karbach Brewing out of Houston. Bloody mary fans should know by now that Pigpen’s is worth every dollar.…

Find Out How Busted Sandal Landed on This Design

When it came time to finally distribute its hoppy concoctions, Busted Sandal Brewing Company, based out of the city’s Medical Center area, knew canning was a no-brainer. They followed the examples of Branchline Brewing Company, which was the first brewery in town to can and, of course, Freetail Brewing, which is distributed by Silver Eagle…

A Brief History of African-American Film

In honor of the recent MLK holiday and Black History Month, we’ve decided to highlight a handful of films that illuminate the African-American experience from past to present, films that illuminate the journey from objects of history to subjects capable of telling their own stories and creating colossal works of art and cinema. Body and…

San Anto Screens: 13 Hours, Norm of the North and Ride Along 2

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (R) • Personally, I couldn’t have made it through 2016 without knowing what Michael Bay thinks about Benghazi. Some people would like you to think that the schlockmeister’s impressions of the incident are all nice and apolitical; star John Krasinski told Stephen Colbert that 13 Hours takes no…

Savage Love: No Place for Old Dildos

I am no longer sexually active, but I have a significant collection of sex toys from earlier years. I’m thinking of getting rid of most of them, and it seems such a waste for them to end up in the landfill. What’s an environmentally responsible way to dispose of dildos? I wish there was a…


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