Jan 6-12, 2016

Jan 6-12, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 1

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15 New Year’s Resolutions for San Antonio and Texas

With the New Year comes new promises. Well, maybe not promises exactly, but hopes, aspirations, resolutions. Lofty ideals to pair with your black-eyed peas. That goes for cities and communities as much as for individuals. That’s what we’ve come up with here: some suggestions for New Year’s resolutions for the powers that be. Some are…

Raise a Glass to San Antonio Beer at The Hangar

On Thursday, January 21*, The Hangar (8203 Broadway, 210-824-2700) will host its monthly Third Thursday Craft Beer Tasting from 7-9 p.m. The Hangar will highlight beers from Texan breweries and across the U.S.   For $5, guests will get 10 beer samples, light snacks and a raffle ticket.  The event will also allow guests to get their…

The Coen Brothers’ New Trailer for Hail, Caesar! Is Here

The new preview for Joel and Ethan Coen’s forthcoming comedy, Hail, Caesar! has just been released. The film, which is a send up of Hollywood as the sands in the hourglass dwindle on the Golden Age of the California bailiwick, will feature a reputable cast of lookers, lovers and loafers, including: Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson,…

Former Led Zeppelin Frontman Robert Plant Is Coming to the Tobin Center

The legendary Led Zeppelin frontman brings his bluesy, brooding bacchanal to San Antonio on Thursday, March 17. From fronting one of the most stoned-on-sex, high-on-lust rock ‘n’ roll bands of all time, to continuously broadening and exhibiting his knowledge and love of the roots music canon, Plant has proved to be more than a one-trick…

Kendrick Lamar Visits the White House

The rapper, who is nominated for more Grammys this year than any other artist, with 11, recently created a public service announcement with the help of director Dave Meyers and “the Little Homies,” drawing awareness to the National Mentoring Partnership and the effects that mentors can have, particularly on at-risk youth.  The PSA features photos…

Trans People Can Now Get Amended Birth Certificates in Texas

Transgender people in Texas can finally seal their old birth certificates and the state will issue new ones, the Dallas Voice reports.  Dallas attorney Katie Sprinkle told the paper the state started issuing the amended certificates last week. As part of the historic Texas marriage equality ruling, San Antonio-based U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia ordered…

Live and Local: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis at The Majestic Theatre

Last night marks Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ first time performing in the Alamo City and the second stop on their European/American tour. The duo is touring in promotion of their mysterious follow up to 2012’s Grammy-winning The Heist, and like conscious rocker Bono before him, Macklemore, despite being polarizing for his “good guy” image, knows…

Southern Poverty Law Center Says ICE Tricked Asylum Seekers into Deportations

To ring in 2016 (and probably to rack up some tax dollar holiday overtime) Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents in Dallas, Houston, Kansas City and Atlanta rounded up women and children who are seeking asylum to deport them. Shortly after the ICE raids, the nonprofit Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services (RAICES) alleged the…

On-demand Lawn Care Service Arrives in San Antonio

The Internet has changed business models in every sector out there. It’s also prompted a rise in middle-men type companies that seek to make life easier by connecting consumers with services or products via mobile apps. One such company is Austin-based LawnStarter, which launched in the Alamo City Monday.  “LawnStarter’s goal is to make ordering…

YOSA Teams Up with Local Bands to Tackle Abbey Road

Following up their momentous handling of Radiohead’s OK Computer, the Youth Orchestra of San Antonio once again aims about as high as you can go with The Beatles ’69 masterpiece, Abbey Road. The concert series conjoins the common four to five-piece rock group with a full orchestra of local youths, combining the hard-edged capabilities of…

5 Shows to See This Week

Monday, January 11 Trapped Out Mondays with DJ Burlo Whether you’re a bona fide trap queen or a SAC student who smokes weed between Texas Politics and Women and Gender Studies, Monday nights at Bottom Bracket are your opportunity to bool with your slime. Free, 10pm, Bottom Bracket Social Club, 1609 N. Colorado St., (210)…

SXSW Interactive to Hold Free Community Meet Up at Geekdom

Somehow we are only two months away from SXSW 2016. But if the annual booze, music, swag and traffic jamboree is the kind of thing you’re into, you probably already knew that. But you may not know this: SXSW Interactive will hold a Community Meet Up in San Antonio on Thursday, January 21 from 6…

Ethan Couch’s Dog Virgil Is Missing in Puerto Vallarta

Ethan Couch is still in Mexico. Apparently, so is his dog. The Texas teen killed four people and injured two others while driving drunk in 2013. He became famous after his attorneys argued he was afflicted with ‘affluenza’ and received ten years of probation. Couch and his mother Tonya fled to Mexico before being apprehended…

David Bowie Has Died

The thin white Duke, Aladdin Sane, Ziggy Stardust, The Man Who Fell to Earth, David Jones, the haruspex with almost as many personalities as incredibly crafted pop tunes, has left us. After a phenomenal career spanning five decades, and releasing a dark, dystopian masterpiece entitled ★ just last Friday – marking his 69th birthday – David…

A Review of Madonna’s Rebel Heart Tour

She emerged from a steel cage onto the stage after about an hour between her and the opening act, DJ Mary Mac. But that’s okay, she’s the unapologetic Queen of Pop and you’re not really paying for punctuality. Instead you’re paying for the experience of seeing Madonna’s first visit to San Antonio. Dressed in Kimono-like…

Buy a Thermostat and Get $150 Bill Credit

How many of your holiday gifts will save you money year-round? Gift yourself a qualifying programmable thermostat and you will receive a $150 bill credit, and be able to better manage your energy bill. Now through January 31, 2016, CPS Energy’s normal $85 bill credit will be $150. So, save more now and then use your…

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Wants to Amend the Constitution

Suing the federal government over and over and over just wasn’t good for Governor Greg “Litigator In Chief” Abbott.  Maybe the thought of the Supreme Court calling same-sex marriage bans unconstitutional, paving the way for marriage equality, was just too much for him. Maybe it was Obamacare. Or maybe it was President Barack Obama’s recent…

You Can Carry Weapons in Texas Psychiatric Hospitals

Since the turn of the new year, we’ve heard a lot about where Texans can and can’t carry weapons under the state’s new open carry law. We’ve heard a lot about restaurants — even zoos. It all started last week when Austin State Hospital — a psychiatric facility — had to pull down a “no…

Freight Gallery’s Exhibit Features SA’s Best Beards and Buns

On Saturday, January 9 at 7 p.m., Freight Gallery & Studios (1913 S. Flores St.) plays host to a community-involved photography project centered on “SA’s Best Beards and Buns.” Brought into fruition by photographer Jessica Giesey, the event launched an online campaign to nominate and endorse the most distinguished beard-and-bun getups in Alamo City. The…

Guess What Blue Bell Found in One of Its Production Facilities

Yup, Listeria. But don’t worry, according to Blue Bell, this is completely normal and the company says it shows that its new “enhanced environmental and product testing procedures are working.” “We have identified locations where suspected Listeria species may be present in our facility, and we continue to extensively clean and sanitize those areas and…

Flax Studio Opens on South Flores in the Lone Star Arts District

There’s a new art studio on South Flores in the SMART Art Project Space: Flax Studio. The space — opened by Trinity University graduate and marketing and development manager at the Guadalupe Cultural Arts Center, Katy Silva, and University of Texas at San Antonio graduate Andrei Renteria — seeks to encourage the development of San…

Historic Lerma’s Nite Club Owner Gilbert Garcia Has Died

The historic Westside conjunto venue on Zarzamora, opened in the ’40s and becoming El Sombrero Nite Club in 1951, was recently looking for new life as the city’s Dangerous Premise Unit shut it down in July of 2010. However, thank the night club gods above, it was recently designated as a historic San Antonio landmark…

USAA Donates Over $2 Million to Help Fight Veteran Homelessness in San Antonio

A local corporation announced today it’s making a substantial financial commitment to helping San Antonio end veteran homelessness by this spring. Financial services giant USAA, which serves veterans and their families, announced it would donate $2.1 million to three local social service organizations for veterans: the American GI Forum National Veterans Outreach Program, the South…

Pee-wee’s Big Holiday to Premiere at SXSW

Pee-Wee’s Back!  In a recent South by Southwest (SXSW) Film Festival announcement Paul Ruebens has stated that he will be reprising his role as the unlikely hero in the red bow tie in Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday!  The film, which was written by Ruebens and Comedy Bang! Bang! and Arrested Development writer Paul Rust will be produced…

What’s Missing From This San Antonio Food Pyramid?

I can think of several things. Puffy tacos, barbacoa and Big Red, chamoy-soaked pickles and raspas … The combo plate is good, but shouldn’t enchiladas have their own tier? Menudo and caldo should definitely have a place up there as well. But where would all the Tums tablets go? The meme was shared on the…

San Antonio River Should Be Refilled by Friday Afternoon

Hopefully, you’ve gotten a chance to see what the San Antonio River looks like when it’s drained because it should be back to normal this afternoon. The Transportation & Capital Improvements Department and the Center City Development Office started draining the River Walk January 3, including the main channel and river loop from Josephine Street…

If Voting Ended Today, No Spurs Would Start the NBA All-Star Game

The NBA released its second round of results from fan voting for the 2016 All-Star Game. And the Spurs, despite holding the second-best record and the best point differential in the league, were skunked. If voting ended today, no Spur would start the game. Although the fan vote is a pure popularity contest — how…

Former Spur Stephen Jackson Producing Female Drug Drama Candy

Since celebrating his NBA retirement in San Antonio last September, Stephen Jackson has been on the grind. In addition to dropping rhymes as Stak 5, the retired Spur has thrown his cap into the indie film game, serving as executive producer for the forthcoming feature Candy. The first poster for the film features plenty of…

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is the Highest Grossing Domestic Movie Ever

Box office Death Star, J.J. Abrams’ Star Wars: The Force Awakens, has destroyed James Cameron’s Avatar as the highest grossing domestic film of all time.  Within its first 20 days of release, Star Wars: The Force Awakens surpassed Avatar’s $760.5 million lifetime gross – including a hefty $800 million internationally. Even though Avatar is still king…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Fri 1/8 Lavell Crawford In 2007 Lavell Crawford was runner-up on NBC’s Last Comic Standing, a fact he states at the beginning of his 2011 Comedy Central special Can a Brother Get Some Love?, not to brag but to lament the lost opportunities for all the trash he could’ve talked had he won. Gleefully describing…

78209 Farmers Market Sets Grand Opening Date

There’s a new farmers market in San Antonio. Set against a backdrop of the Carousel Court Shopping Center (1800 Nacogdoches Road), the 78209 Farmers Market had a quiet opening late last year. The grand opening will take place this Sunday, January 10 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., and the market will operate every following…

David Bowie Releases Single ‘Lazarus’ From New Album ★

Tomorrow is David Bowie’s 69th birthday as well as the release date for his first album since 2013’s The Next Day. In preparation for the record drop, Bowie has released two disturbing videos. The first, entitled “Blackstar,” was a 10-minute voyage into a post-apocalyptic cityscape reminiscent of a Lars Von Trier film. The second video,…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, January 7 Matthew Logan Vasquez (Delta Spirit) On the 2015 EP Austin, Delta Spirit’s Matthew Logan Vasquez follows the smoke signals of contemplative firestarters Radiohead and Mazzy Star. With Telegraph Canyon. $10, 7pm, Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St. Thursday, January 7 Gospel and The Wolf The vulnerability of one man and one guitar permeates…

Volunteers Needed for Annual Homeless Count

Looking for a way to give back this month? Help the South Alamo Regional Alliance for the Homeless (SARAH) get the data they and other social services need to best serve the homeless in our community. SARAH will conduct its annual point-in-time count on Thursday, January 21, and the organization needs plenty of volunteers. Volunteers…

DPS Trooper Who Arrested Sandra Bland Indicted for Perjury

Why did soon-to-be former Department of Public Safety trooper Brian Encina pull Sandra Bland out of her vehicle last July? If you believed Encina’s incident report, it was “to further investigate the traffic stop,” The Dallas Morning News reports.  Well, a grand jury thinks the trooper lied, and it indicted Encina yesterday for perjury. DPS…

Gov. Greg Abbott Supports Crosses on Sheriff’s Vehicles in Brewster County

That whole “separation of church and state” concept is tricky business.  The Brewster County Sheriff’s Office, located way out in the Big Bend Country, recently started putting cross decals on the back of their vehicles.  This didn’t sit well with the Wisconsin-based Freedom From Religion Foundation, which  “called out” the Brewster County Sheriff’s Office in…

There’s a Catch To The Taco Cleanse

Put that al pastor down, mijos and mijas. The tacos featured in Workman Publishing’s just-released The Taco Cleanse are strictly vegan.  Now, for you vegan pals out there (hey, that’s great, props to you for not eating meat) this is probably amazing information. More ways to eat tacos so you don’t have to just order…

Tip Top Cafe Allows Open Carry

You may not be welcome with a handgun on your hip in businesses such as H-E-B or Whataburger, but local diner Tip Top Cafe is a-ok with open carry. Jim Scott, a managing partner of the restaurant known for its chicken fried steak, said today that both Tip Top locations (2814 Fredericksburg Road and 13835…

CommonWealth Is Popping Up at SAMA With Sketch

The latest in a string of restaurant pop-ups to occupy the Hops Building, a river-facing building on San Antonio Museum of Art (200 W. Jones Ave., 210-896-6161) grounds, is Sketch. Brought to you by the same people behind CommonWealth Coffeehouse & Bakery one of the cutest coffeeshops in town (I can say that, because it’s…

Check Out the Light Up Downtown Winners

Looking back, it’s easy to remember all that scrambling and last minute shopping you did as Thanksgiving quickly turned into Christmas and New Year’s Eve and, now, it’s 2016.  However, instead of remembering all that, let’s reflect on wonderful Christmas lights illuminating holiday nights, particularly, the beautiful displays on downtown storefronts and shops during the…

Uber Wants to Build an Army

Uber says it has already met its goal of signing up 2,000 drivers in San Antonio, but now it wants 8,000 more. The company will announce its goal for the next year at Brooks City Base late Tuesday morning. A spokesperson for the company says part of that expansion includes attracting more military members to…

Savage Love: Phones & Bones

I’m a 29-year-old gay trans man. On female hormones, I took a long time to come and usually wouldn’t come at all. I always enjoyed sex; I just wasn’t focused on coming. My partners would or wouldn’t, depending on their preferences. Since starting testosterone a few years ago, I now come quickly and easily. (Sometimes…

San Antonio’s Latest Co-Working Space Is About to Open

Freelancing creatives often face a dilemma: work at home and get distracted or work at a coffee shop and get distracted. Enter former City Councilwoman and CEO of Opt In Experts Mari Aguirre-Rodriguez and owner of Robertson Consulting and partner at Pecan Street Capital Sally Aguilar-Robertson — both former Rackers — who will open a…

Macklemore Opens the Door

The facets of the modern racial experience are so vast that you can’t start one conversation without beginning several others. Perhaps that’s why many of our relatives, loved ones, co-workers and casual acquaintances are so quick to dichotomize race issues and move on, because to them, it’s all just black and white. I apologize to…

Madonna: From Reinvention to Rebranding

It’s likely that you don’t even remember the first time you heard Madonna, that, to you, she just was and is. She’s the gap-toothed dancing goddess dubbed the Queen of Pop, managing to almost always have at least one track in the top 100 every time she drops an album. There’s no arguing that she’s…

The Path of Lonely Horse from Winner’s Circle to Glue Factory

San Antonio desert-rock duo Lonely Horse makes a cactus-ache groan, a man-hurt ruckus, a no-bullshit, scarred and angst-charred plea for mercy and/or redemption in jagged sonic form. The band’s songs, collaborative efforts between singer-songwriter-guitarist Nick Long and drummer Travis Hild, seem to saunter back from vision quests, with bleary eyes, focused on the elemental hope…

You’ll Want to Try the Dumplings at Sichuan House

It’s easy to not want to share great restaurants with others. Maybe eateries aren’t ready for the number of people who, after reading whatever positive reviews, are compelled to invade said restaurants for lunch or dinner. Maybe I just want to keep them secret so I don’t run into anyone I know … Sichuan House,…

Resolutions for the San Antonio Foodie Community

Resolutions freak me out. I need small attainable goals instead of yearlong contests in order to succeed. Adding instead of subtracting foods from the equation helps. With that in mind, here are a few goals food-lovers across San Antonio can take on (myself included) in 2016. Go on a self-guided food tour: A friend of…

After Two Moves, Web House Is Finally Home

It’s inevitable: Sometimes you don’t want to pay for $9 craft beer and $14 specialty cocktails. Sometimes you tire of classy wine bars and dressing up. Sometimes you just want a beer, a burger and a completely unpretentious crowd of people. That’s where Web House comes in. This quintessential dive bar is located in a…

San Antonio Openings: The Revenant, Elvis and 13 Hours

The Revenant • Spoiler alert: Leo’s gonna have to eat poop. If this doesn’t get him that coveted Oscar he’s been denied for so long, well, I guess the supermodel girlfriends, millions of dollars and colossal command of his craft will have to suffice. Leo plays coontail-capped frontiersman Hugh Glass in the follow-up to Alejandro…

Free Will Astrology: Week of January 6

ARIES (March 21-April 19): John Steinbeck won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1962. His novel Of Mice and Men helped win him the award, but it required extra persistence. When he’d almost finished the manuscript, he went out on a date with his wife. While they were gone, his puppy Toby ripped his precious…


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