Jun 1-7, 2016

Jun 1-7, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 22
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Horse Cents: Dark Horse Is a Cinderella Story Set at the Horse Track

“This is not Churchill Downs, this is not Hollywood Park /When the field’s wide open, I’ll pick the horse that’s got the biggest heart.” –Tim Armstrong “It’s elation when you can do something, particularly when no one gives you a chance.” –Howard Davies Ah, the racetrack. That coliseum of economic and spiritual brutality, where fortunes are made, wagered and lost, livelihoods…

City and Police Union End Years-Long Impasse Over Contract

Mayor Ivy Taylor announced in a press release Tuesday night that the city and the San Antonio Police Officer’s Union have settled on terms for a new collective bargaining agreement, ending a stalemate that’s dragged on for nearly three years.  Under the new deal, officers would get a 17 percent wage increase for the next…

Savage Love: Diapers and Peepers

I’ve been dating a nice guy for a month or so. Sex is good, and we’re faulty compatible in other ways, too. He told me he likes to wear diapers. He said he doesn’t want me to do it with him, but that every once in a while he likes to wear them because it…

Free Will Astrology (6/15-6/22)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The coming months will be a favorable time to boost your skills as a cagey warrior. I don’t mean you should push people around and get into lots of fights. Rather, the goal is for you to harness your aggressiveness constructively and to wield your willpower with maximum grace. In the…

Friends, Family Mourn Texas Victim of Orlando Shootings

Originally published in our sister publication Out in SA. The family and friends of Frank Hernandez Escalante are shocked and dismayed over his death at the hands of a shooter who killed 49 people at the Pulse dance club in Orlando, Florida on June 12. Escalante, 27, was a native of Weslaco, Texas who graduated…

Reimagining the Mojito

In the pantheon of summer cocktails, the mojito ranks high – the first printed recipe dates from the 1930s, in a cocktail menu for Sloppy Joe’s Bar in Havana, and Cubans know from hot, humid weather. Just like Texans, right? So naturally this rum beverage is a classic summer-day refresher – nicely balanced between tart…

The 9 Guys You’ll Meet On Tinder in San Antonio

Ah, modern dating. Whether you’re swiping earnestly trying to find the love of your life, or want to find something to do at the end of the night, Tinder and all its SA-based users are a sight to behold. If you’ve put that index finger to use for the slightest amount of time, you’ll recognize…

Drunk Driving Speeder Sentenced to 18 Years for Killing UTSA Student

A Poteet man who slammed into a UTSA student’s car at 100 mph while drunk more than two years ago will spend nearly two decades in prison. Late Tuesday afternoon, 175th District Court Judge Mary Roman sentenced 24-year-old Carlton Jenkins to 18 years in jail for intoxication manslaughter and 10 years for intoxication assault after…

This Week Promises to be San Antonio’s Hottest Yet in 2016

The official start of summer may still be a week away, but the season’s heat has arrived in San Antonio. This week will likely be the hottest of the year so far. The National Weather Service predicts high temperatures in the upper-90s every day, with a chance of ranging into triple digits. The peak heat…

Whoopi Goldberg: ‘You Deserve What You Get’ if You Vote Trump

Comedian Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t mince words when it comes to her thoughts on presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump. “He is a racist,” Goldberg, 59, told the Current during a phone interview a couple weeks ago. “That’s the guy you want representing our country?! Are you out of your mind?!” Goldberg, who is one of only 12…

10 Resolutions to Watch at the Texas Democratic Convention

The Texas Democratic Convention will spill into San Antonio at the end of the week, when Lone Star State Democrats will choose who to send to the national convention where Hillary Clinton is expected to beat Bernie Sanders for the presidential nomination.  But that’s not all that goes on at the convention. Texas Democrats will…

Backlash Derails Plans For Third Family Detention Center in South Texas

Community backlash has derailed a private company’s plans to build Texas’ third immigration detention center. The Corpus Christi Caller-Times reports that when Jim Wells County commissioners didn’t approve the deal quickly enough and and asked Serco — a company that runs immigration detention centers in the U.K and Australia — for a second public hearing,…

What’s Brewing: June 2016 Beer Calendar

Summer Craft Beer & Alcohol Infused Fruit Tasting: June 16, The Hangar (8203 Broadway St.), 7:00-9:00pm Kick off the Summer in style at The Hangar! They are hosting a massive outdoor summer craft beer tasting. No less than 10 of their regular craft beers and infused fruit samples will be available. There is no cost for entry,…

Beer, Beef, and Sick Beats at the Pints & Plates Dinner

Love great beer? Love great food? How about great music? Well, the still brand-spanking new Paper Tiger has got all your needs covered! On Tuesday, June 28 from 7:00-10:00pm, the Deep Ellum Brewing Co. and one of San Antonio’s premier chefs, Jason Dady, team up for a night unlike any other: the Pints & Plates Beer…

Sub.Culture to Throw Electronic Music Showcase at Secret Location

Listen up all you disk jockeys and bass-heads, Sub.Culture is throwing an electronic music showcase on Friday, June 17! Set at a secret location, the event will include a showcase of the electronic producers and DJs, free beer and free arcade games. Oh, and did we mention free beer? Formed in 2015, Sub.Culture is a collective…

Eric Clapton May Never Play Guitar Again

The idea that Eric Clapton may never be able to subject us to the perpetual wankage of “Layla,” the corny, down-home vibe of “Lay Down, Sally” or the reggae-goes-disco version of “I Shot the Sheriff” would usually be a cause for celebration, at least in our house. However, it’s unfortunate when any musician’s abilities are…

10 Summertime Day Camps Where You Can Ditch Your Kids

We can all agree that summer’s great. Long sunny days, endless glasses of sweet tea and time spent with family. It’s for sure your kids’ favorite time of year, but while the whole no school thing may be a big hit for them, for parents it’s a whole different story. If finding a place to…

15 Actors Who Should’ve Won an Oscar for Their Voice Work

As someone who watches the Academy Awards religiously each year (and knows more about the history of the 88-year-old ceremony than he probably should), I am always stunned and disappointed every year when the Academy does not step up and add voice acting in animated features as one of the official award categories. While awards for this type of voice…

Treat Pops to These Father’s Day Specials Around Town

Father’s Day is coming up, and don’t you dare buy him another tie, wrench or hedge-trimmer. Show him you care with one of the many specials that SA eateries are offering up for your old man. Here’s a round-up of some of our favorite options. At The Pearl Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery136 E. Grayson…

Don’t Expect Rowdy Bernie Sanders Supporters at the Texas Democratic Convention

While the writing is on the wall for Bernie Sanders’ campaign for the Democratic nomination for president, his supporters hope to work his initiatives into the party platform at the Texas Democratic Convention this week. But don’t expect anything like the raucous, contested Nevada state convention where Sanders supporters fought and threw chairs while accusing…

Local Music Week 2016: Where to Go and Who to See

It doesn’t matter if it concerns the great SA v. ATX taco war of 2016, the Spurs, or anti-Trump rallies and pinatas, San Antonians are fiercely passionate. Our music scene is no exception to the SA standard of giving a shit, so the seventh annual Local Music Week’s a welcomed entity that can be felt (and heard)…

Pop Art: More Ways To Get Your Paleta Fix in SA

Paletas are by no means new to San Antonio. El Paraiso Ice Cream has been cooling down palates (and heating them up simultaneously with the Lucas-laced pops) since 1984. The process of making these sub-zero treats is relatively easy, and the advent of real ingredients in everything has thankfully dripped into paletas. With the addition…

Join the Klinge Brothers Saturday for a Ghostly Adventure

San Antonio’s own Brad and Barry Klinge, world-renowned paranormal researchers and stars of Discovery Channel’s Ghost Lab, will host a day of lectures and presentations with paranormal experts on Saturday, June 11 at the Crockett Hotel. The day-long event, which is part of their multi-city Resurrection Tour, will include a special ghost tour of Alamo Plaza and a gallery reading with clairvoyant medium…

Get to Know San Anto’s Zines

Zines are pretty much the most indie things on this planet. What makes them so special is that they are handcrafted and distributed (usually) by a single person. You can almost feel the heart and soul poured into them, radiating like nuclear fallout. The best thing about zines is that there is one for almost…

Trump Could Have a Hard Time Trolling for Cash in San Antonio

With a three-city Texas tour reportedly slated for next week, Donald Trump will try to do something that’s routine for many Republicans: raise big money in the Lone Star State. Texas, among the reddest of the red states, is typically a piggy bank for GOP candidates, and that’s been true this year too — just…

Make a Splash: San Antonio City Pools Open for the Summer

Nothing says summer more than splashing in the shallows of a sunny pool with family, pretending to reapply sunscreen and insisting on the superiority of your cannonball abilities. So, luckily enough for San Antonians, tomorrow, Saturday June 11, marks the day that all city pools open for the regular pool season. Though four swim spots…

San Antonio Is Missing More than 2,000 Miles of Sidewalk

With more than 2,000 miles of missing sidewalks and San Antonio’s largest-ever bond looming, City Council debated this week how much of the proposed $850 million should be used to fix missing sidewalks. At a budget policy setting session Wednesday held in a second-floor conference room at the newly renovated Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, Capital…

A Guide To Tubing Texas Rivers

Is there anything more Texan than tubing in the summer heat? It’s just something about the combination of icy water, scorching inner tubes, and borderline alcohol poisoning that makes Texans lose their collective shit every summer. Texas has plenty of prime real estate to satisfy your desire to throw your worries out the window and…

Farmers Markets, SAFD Still in Talks Over Inspection Fee

Local farmers market organizers, members of the Food Policy Council of San Antonio and San Antonio Fire Department officials met to discuss impending amendments to the 2015 International Fire Code for food booths and mobile food establishments. After SAFD agreed to halt a 30-year-old fire inspection fee per per market, per day of $36.05 for…

Republicans Force the Library of Congress to Keep Saying “Illegal Alien”

Republicans in Washington D.C. have taken an unusual interest in the Library of Congress’ day-to-day business lately.  For the first time in history, conservatives hijacked a legislative appropriations bill to stop the Library of Congress from abandoning the term “illegal alien” from how it catalogs the 162 million-item collection it manages. Texas Congressman Joaquin Castro…

Black Sabbath’s Last-Ever U.S. Show Will Be in San Antonio

Dark overlords Black Sabbath will play their last American concert in San Antonio November 12 before the impending doom of (alleged) permanent retirement.  Remember when Osbourne collectively pissed off every red-blooded Texan when he lifted his leg on the Alamo Cenotaph in ’82? Now that the obligatory Alamo reminder is out of the way, lets move…

8 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thursday 6/9-Sunday 6/10 To close out its 10th anniversary season, AtticRep presents the world premiere of 14, an innovative production directed by Roberto Prestigiacomo. Incorporating theater, aerial choreography, dance and digital video mapping, the collaborative performance explores a young person’s coming of age in a post-9/11 world. While today’s children may have grown up in a…

10 Underrated Texas Beaches You Should Visit This Summer

With 367 miles of waves lapping on its shore, Texas is the state with the sixth longest coastline and an eclectic share of maritime retreats.  We’ve got the spots flooded by spring breakers, overblown with litter, and crowded with canopies. But unbeknownst to most, we also have the primitive antidotes to these ebbing vacation Meccas,…

Santikos’ Casa Blanca Focused on Enhancing Traditional Movie Experience

On the heels of its major rebrand in March, which included a refocus on local charitable outreach, Santikos Entertainment, formerly Santikos Theaters, has just introduced San Antonio to its newest movie theater. Casa Blanca at Alamo Ranch on the city’s northwest side, which officially opens its doors June 9, is the first fully laser digital projection theater in the world.…

Going on a Cruise this Summer? Check These Tips First

How To Stay Safe and Healthy on a Cruise, Brought to you by The Chris Mayo Law Firm: Cruising has never been more popular. In 2016, at least 7 new ocean–going vessels will be launched, including the words biggest “Harmony of the Seas” with room for 5,497 passengers. Whether you leave from Galveston or Houston,…

West Elm San Antonio Is Teaming up with Texas Artists

Shoppers may already know (and are probably super excited) that the home decor chain store West Elm is in the process of opening a new store here in San Antonio. The store is expected to open Thursday, June 30 and will be located in the building that was formerly the Nightmare on Grayson Haunted House, but we anticipate that…

Bar and Music Venue The Ten Eleven to Reopen as Ventura on June 24

Michael Carrillo, Mikey Vibe or Michael J., depending on which of his several musical endeavors he’s representing, is no stranger to the rock ‘n’ roll venue located at 1011 Avenue B. Carrillo has been working in the former rock ‘n’ roll venue and beer bar for the last eight years of the club’s existence. Essentially,…

What $1,000 a Month in Rent Gets You in San Antonio

While, obviously, there are thousands of great places to rent and live in the Alamo City, let’s face it, some places definitely give you more bang for your buck. A quick search on Zillow gives you an overwhelming amount of options, with $1,000 giving you 3 bedrooms here or a single studio apartment there. So…

Free Will Astrology (6/8/16-6/14/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mythologist Joseph Campbell analyzed fairy tales for clues about how the human psyche works. For example, he said that a fairy tale character who’s riding a horse is a representation of our relationship with our instinctual nature. If that character drops the reins and lets the horse gallop without guidance, he…

Savage Love: Dicks Deluxe

I’m a 33-year-old straight guy with a small dick. I have a girlfriend of seven years. When we met, I was really insecure and she had to spend a lot of time reassuring me that it didn’t matter — she loved my dick, sex with me was great, it was big enough for her, etc.…

Family Fights to Free Texas Teen from Gay Conversion Therapy

The extended family of a Texas teen is trying to free her from an East Texas Christian conversion therapy center designed to “cure” her of homosexuality. The 17-year-old girl, identified on a GoFundMe page set up for her legal defense as “Sarah,” was sent to the facility by her parents after she went to prom…

What Fire Inspection Fees Could Mean For Young Farmers Market Vendors

San Antonio summers are synonymous with several activities: tubing, throwing cookouts and eating paletas. And as of several years ago, I’d confidently add weekend farmers markets to that list.  But this May, market vendors who prepare food on-site (think Ming’s Thing, Crepelandia, etc.) were asked to start paying a fire inspection fee — a tariff…

Built to Spill, Like It’s Always Been

One of the most enduring entries into the vanguard of indie rock, Built to Spill rose to fame over two decades ago by virtue of its gnarled melodies and throbbing pop hooks, familiar sounds that once blasted out of the disintegrating stereo system in the ratchet-ass car that you drove to high school. While the…

Seven San Antonio Tribute Shows to Look Out for This Summer

This Thursday will see the return of Selena tribute, Bidi Bidi Banda, to San Antonio’s Paper Tiger. Boasting a group of Austin’s premier Latin musicians, Bidi Bidi Banda is the “refried” dream of vocalist Stephanie Bergara. The event, consisting of everyone’s favorite Selena jams and Modelo specials all night, will have all the fixins for…

Grab the Merlot: Matt Bellassai Is Coming to the Tobin

Fans of White Girl Rosé, bottles of wine for under $10, comically large wine glasses and bitching about things will want to get tickets for Matt Bellassai’s stop at the Tobin Center for the Performing Arts on Sunday, July 10 at 7 p.m. The former writer, producer and star of Buzzfeed’s Whine About It, will…

Rogue Wave Weathers the Storm

The first time I heard Rogue Wave was on a sweltering, sunny day in the autumn of my youth. I was 18 years old and fresh out of high school with every opportunity in the world ahead of me. So, naturally, being the adventurous nomad I am, I was spending this formative time inside of…

Baan Esaan’s Doing Things Their Own Way to Impressive Results

Baan Esaan’s Albert Smith is a cocky, confident guy. Half Anglo, half Thai, he handily spins tales about trekking through Thailand’s vast Esaan province, learning about the cuisine and culture and teaching the locals a thing or two about cooking. The rest of us need to learn a thing or three, at least.  Esaan (sometimes spelled…

Get Ready for Parisian Fare at Cafe Dijon Starting June 11

The Lincoln Heights area is about to get a new eatery by way of Cafe Dijon (555 E. Basse Road, Suite 113, 210-822-2665), which opens this Saturday from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. in the former home of Cafe Salsita.  Opened by executive chef Iverson Brownell of CanSurvive Cuisine, front-of-house manager/pastry chef Christopher Jara and…

Campus Carry Will Soon Be Legal, But Some Questions Remain

In less than two months — on the 50th anniversary of the University of Texas Tower shooting — concealed handgun license holders will be able to carry firearms on public college campuses in Texas. The “campus carry” law, passed in May 2015, will impact three San Antonio schools starting August 1: the University of Texas…

Another Family Immigration Detention Center May Come to South Texas

The United States may soon have its fourth family detention center to hold women and children accused of illegally entering the country.  The Corpus Christi Caller Times reports that Jim Wells County commissioners voted to allow County Judge Pedro “Pete” Treviño Jr. to start negotiating with the Department of Homeland Security and a company called Serco…

New Shop Spices Up Coffee on East Side

When Estate Coffee Company and Oak and Salt Quality Goods opened their doors the last weekend of Fiesta, the Insta-razzi came running. The rush was predictable — coffee is having a well-deserved moment in San Antonio, and co-owner Brian LaBarbera had been teasing bits and pieces of the space and would-be drinks for months. And…

New Brewpub, Weathered Souls, Joins Embassy Oaks this Fall

Weathered Souls. The phrase invokes images of someone who has been to hell and back but has come out ahead in the end. It is also the name of San Antonio’s latest brewing venture slated to open later this summer. The new brewpub will be located in northeast San Antonio at 606 Embassy Oaks, next…

Smokey Robinson Brings Soul Classics to the Majestic

It’s a miracle! Smokey Robinson is coming to San Antonio this fall to amaze and astound us with his catalog of iconic hits. The concert will be held at the Majestic Theater on Oct.8 at 8 p.m. and tickets will go on sale this Friday, June 10 at 10 a.m.  With a career spanning over…

Boris Diaw Says the Spurs Want Him to Stick Around

The San Antonio Spurs are a team with aging stars. Tim Duncan is 40 years old. Manu Ginobili is 38. And both Tony Parker and Boris Diaw are 34. And after another tough showing in the NBA Finals, Spurs fans are eager to see what next season’s roster will look like. Will Duncan retire? Will the…

Trump’s Swing Through Texas Could Get Super Awkward

News that Donald Trump would swing through Texas next week hit like thunderbolt in San Antonio, where the presumptive Republican nominee who jump-started his presidential bid by calling Mexicans “rapists” will make his first campaign visit. The immediate and overwhelmingly negative reaction to Trump’s visit here, reportedly planned for June 17, might have to do…

Why Dave Chappelle Is One of the Greatest, Funniest Thinkers of Our Time

“I’m Rick James, bitch!” Behold, the punch line that, for years, must have weighed on Dave Chappelle, one of our keenest social critics and comedic commentators, like an albatross of celebrity. He even comments on the ubiquity of the one-liner in his brilliant 2004 standup special For What It’s Worth. “I can’t be no celebrity. This shit is just the…

After Storms, Untreated Sewage Spills Onto Trails and Into Creek

Thousands of gallons of sewage-contaminated water on the Northeast Side burbled out of manholes, over a public hike and bike trail and into Salado Creek over the past few days — a sight that’s become common for people who live nearby. The problem stem from sewer lines under Holbrook Road, which runs parallel to Salado…

LaMarcus Aldridge Drops Out of Olympics Due to Finger Injury

A finger injury will keep Spurs forward LaMarcus Aldridge out of the Olympics this summer in Brazil, ESPN reports.  Aldridge was named in January to the 31-man pool of players from which this year’s U.S. Olympic team will be named. His frontcourt mate on the Spurs, Kawhi Leonard, made that cut too. Leonard is still…

Music Venue K23 to Throw Second Birthday Bash

Starting and running a successful music venue is an arduous undertaking that has an extremely slim chance of ending in success. To call it a labor of love would probably do poor justice to all of the cursing and freaking-the-fuck out involved. A while back, when I asked Colin Wells – part of the punk triumvirate that opened and ran…

Brace Yourselves: Donald Trump Is Coming to San Antonio Next Week

Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump will stop in San Antonio next week as part of a three-city Texas tour. Trump will come to San Antonio and Houston on Friday, June 17, according to the Dallas Morning News. He’ll be in Dallas the day before. All three stops will include fundraisers, according to the Associated Press,…

Jason Wood Realty Stands Out Amongst San Antonio Realtors

Jason Wood Realty, Residential Agent with Keller Williams Realty has a proven history of sound results and a comprehensive background in real estate that encompasses residential home buying and selling, mortgage lending and banking, and general contracting and construction. Passionate about the real estate industry, he is known for his keen skills in analyzing customers’ needs to determine the best choices…

P I N K O to Embark on Tour, Kicking Off June 11 at Paper Tiger

Hardcore art punks P I N K O’s foaming at the mouth cacophony of noise is about to be unleashed onto America’s east coast for their first major tour. As a San Antonio supergroup, made up of members from Sohns (Alex Mendez), The Grasshopper Lies Heavy (Jared Flores) and Ghost Police (Ethan Campa), P I N K…

2016 Olympic Swim Team Will Train at Northside ISD Swim Center

Get ready San Antonio swim fans, because Rio is coming to town. A few months ago, USA swimming announced that the 2016 US Olympic Swim Team would conduct their training camp at the Northside ISD Swim Center (8400 North Loop 1604 W) from July 13th-21st. Following the Olympic Trials, which will take place June 26th-July…

“Profiling Made Visible” Weathers the Storm on Opening Night

Sometime this past Saturday, before the early summer storms pushed the opening reception of “Profiling Made Visible” and all of its accompanying fruit plates inside to the gallery space, there was a calmness in Bihl Haus Arts. Inside the small historic stone building located in Primrose at Monticello Park Senior Apartments, visitors were quietly milling…

Residency in Limbo After Casa Chuck Fire

Not long after artist Chuck Ramirez died in a Southtown cycling accident, Sala Diaz created the Casa Chuck residency to commemorate one of San Antonio’s most beloved contemporary artists and bons vivants. Since 2011, writers, critics and curators from across the world have lived in Ramirez’s former residence and studio space, the goal being to…

Zika Virus Spreads To Texas Congressional Race

The debate in Washington D.C. over how to pay for Zika virus prevention and research has trickled into a fiercely competitive Texas congressional race. Over the weekend, Republicans and Democrats left the Capitol for a two-week break without coming up with a funding plan to fight the virus, which has infected 618 people in the…

AG Paxton Tries to Silence Whistleblower, Stumbles Into Yet Another Scandal

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s maiden voyage in statewide office has been a rocky one, punctuated by felony securities fraud charges and a lawsuit filed against him by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. And on Friday, Texas’ scandal-prone top lawyer waded into yet another controversy, this time trying to silence a whistleblower who claims…

Police Arrest Man Accused of Shooting, Killing 7-year-old Girl

Update: Police arrested Gomez at 9:30 p.m. last night. Police are looking for a 28-year-old man they say killed a 7-year-old girl Wednesday. Frank Gomez is accused of shooting Iris Rodriguez in the head. Rodriguez was walking with her mother near Cuellar Park on the West Side when two people shot at them after an…

Video Shows SAPD Officer Kicking Surrendering Suspect

A five-minute video published by the San Antonio Express-News shows a police officer kicking a robbery suspect who was surrendering after leading authorities on a chase and bailing out of his vehicle in November 2014. The man’s name is Luis Tinajero and he’s serving 15 years in prison for robbing a Citgo with a shotgun, according…

Garth Brooks Adds 2 More Shows to His July Concert Dates

The self-described “squarest, whitest guy on the planet” has just added two more shows to the couple of concerts already scheduled for the AT&T Center on July 22, 23 and 24. Garth Brooks will now perform twice on Saturday, July 23, with one concert taking place at 7:30 p.m. while the second show starts at…

10 Low-Key Brunches to Cure Your Hangover

Sometimes you want to avoid the crowds, the woo-girls and the brunch scenesters. A) You’ll want to get to brunch earlier than 11 for most any restaurant these days, so I hope you’re an early riser, and B) you’ll want to check out these (mostly) low-key joints that deliver warm coffee, tasty toast and over-easy…

San Antonio Has Received Twice Its Normal Year-to-date Rainfall

San Antonio typically gets a foot of rain by early June, but rainfall totals are double that this year, according to the National Weather Service. A wet spring combined with torrential rains over the past few days have contributed to the lofty total, soaking the soil and creating ideal conditions for flash floods. Storms have…

Stay Dry, Get Wet in These Local Bars This Weekend

My god this weather is shitty! Call it climate change, call it armageddon, call it much-needed manna from the heavens but just call it off! With the perpetual deluges we’ve been receiving lately it’s not crazy to want to crawl under the covers and never come out. Especially since our two modes of forecast ping-pong…

Ditch The Mimosa In Favor of These 6 Brunch Cocktails

Put that mimosa down. It’s time for you to expand your brunch palate and give savory, funky, caffeine-filled libations a shot. We’ve rounded up six of your soon-to-be brunch favorites from local restaurants. Bottoms up.  La Sangrona at The Fruteria 1401 S. Flores St., (210) 251-3104 Leave it to chef Johnny Hernandez to give us…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Fri 6/3 Pan’s Labyrinth (canceled due to rain) As part of the their Film on the Green outdoor series, SAMA is screening Mexican director/writer Guillermo del Toro’s critically acclaimed 2006 Spanish language fairy tale set on the backdrop of the post-Spanish Civil War. The dark fantasy follows a young girl named Ofelia as she steps…

As State Leaders Target Trans Rights, Texans Watch Plenty of Trans Porn

Texans are watching a lot of trans porn. Perhaps that’s news to the state’s Republican leaders, notably Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick and Attorney General Ken Paxton, who want to prevent transgender people from using the bathroom that corresponds to their gender identity. But it’s true. Porn site XHamster recently turned over user statistics to Broadly involving…

Letter Grades for Restaurants Optional Under New Health Rules

San Antonio restaurants now have a new way to prove their cleanliness to customers. But only if they want to. The City’s Metro Health department implemented a policy Wednesday that in addition to displaying written inspections by the City, restaurants would now also give restaurants the option of displaying a placard with a letter grade…

“BasedGod” Lil B’s Curse on Thunder’s Kevin Durant Lives On

BasedGod Lil B is now a BasedWarlock. After a five year feud with the Oklahoma City Thunder’s Kevin Durant, Lil B’s  simmering cauldron has unleashed its wrath yet again. This time, the hex has caused the Thunder to lose Game 7 of the NBA Conference Finals to the Golden State Warriors.  What caused the rapper/motivational speaker to…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, June 2 Boyfrndz This Austin-based modern prog-rock group certainly has a shot at Rush-ing the mainstream with their newest release, Impulse. With Hikes and Bright Like the Sun. $5 – $10, 9pm, Limelight, 2718 N. St. Mary’s St., (210) 735-7775 Thursday, June 2 Thurzgayz Northern Lights Edition VJ Glitoris pays tribute to the electronic superstars of Denmark,…

San Antonio Current Nets AAN Awards Nominations

Three San Antonio Current contributors were picked as finalists for the 2016 Association of Alternative Newsmedia awards, plucked from a field of over 821 entries by 70 publications. Each finalist was selected by the Philip Merrill College of Journalism at the University of Maryland. Interim art director Sarah Flood-Baumann received a finalist nod in the Editorial…

The Guadalupe Is Hunting for New Leadership. Again.

With just a little more than a year under his belt, the Guadalupe Cultural Arts Center’s latest executive director, Jerry Ruiz, announced on Wednesday that he’s stepping down. Ruiz is heading to the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill, where he’ll be associate artistic director for the university’s company in residence, PlayMakers Repertory Company. “The Guadalupe…

Neil Degrasse Tyson Returns to the Tobin Center

Science bros and space nerds get amped! Neil deGrasse Tyson is returning once again to San Antonio to grace us with his majestic brain. The interstellar  event will take place at the Tobin Center on January 19, 2017. Tickets will go on sale this Friday, June 3 at 10 a.m.  Tyson is one of the few astrophysicists…

Quealy Watson Exits Empty Stomach Group

It seems strange to blog about possibly the least show-boating guy leaving a restaurant group, but when Quealy Watson decides to hang up his apron within the Empty Stomach Restaurant Group, it’s gotta be acknowledged.  The sorta-announcement came via Watson’s Instagram, and before anyone gets all hot and bothered, there doesn’t seem to be any…

Blue Star Contemporary Closing for a Summer Facelift

First Fridays in the Blue Star Arts Complex won’t look or feel quite the same this summer due to the temporary closure of Blue Star Contemporary as its facade gets a well-deserved facelift. Facilitated with support from the City of San Antonio’s Tax Increment Reinvestment Zone 11 board, Poteet Architects, the Lifshutz family, the King William Association…


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