Mar 11-24, 2020

Mar 11-24, 2020 / Vol. 34 / No. 6
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Virtual Sureality: How to Get Your Eyes on New Art Online

First Friday and Second Saturday won’t be happening for the foreseeable future, but thankfully, we can still inundate ourselves with new art. We’ve rounded up a few ways to celebrate contemporary art in San Antonio from the comfort of our couches. San Antonio-based art publication Unfiltered SA has launched an online gallery to showcase local…

Assclown Alert: Texas Senator John Cornyn

Days after being excoriated on the Interwebs for a tweet joking about the coronavirus, Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, now faces accusations of racism for claiming China’s to blame for the outbreak because folks there “eat bats and snakes and dogs.” The comment came after a reporter asked the unflinching Trump ally about the wisdom of…

San Antonio School Districts Extend Coronavirus Closures through April 24

San Antonio-area public schools on Tuesday prolonged their closures in response to the COVID-19 pandemic and the city and county shelter-in-place order. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s public health emergency declaration requires all school districts to close through at least April 3. However, on Tuesday most of the area’s 19 independent school districts have now extended…

San Antonio Health Officials Confirm Second Coronavirus Death

A second person in San Antonio has died from COVID-19, this one a woman in her 40s. The victim died Tuesday morning at University Hospital, after receiving treatment there, local health officials said. The woman was a part-time employee at St. Luke’s Catholic Church, according to an Express-News report. Leaders at the assembly learned on…

Number of San Antonio-Area Coronavirus Cases Jumps to 57

The number of diagnosed COVID-19 cases in Bexar County has increased by 12 since Sunday, reaching 57, according to new numbers posted by local health officials. At present, the majority of the cases are still related to travel or close contact, but at least 16 have been transmitted by community spread. Another six are still…

Texas Restaurants Are Asking for Tax Relief From the State. But Officials Say They Need Those Revenues During the Pandemic.

HOUSTON — Up against a Friday deadline, the broad base of workers in the Texas restaurant industry have asked Gov. Greg Abbott and other officials to waive monthly sales taxes due by the end of the day. Bobby Heugel, owner of several popular bars and restaurants in Houston, said many businesses could ride out the new…

San Antonio Grocer H-E-B Gives Raise to Hourly Workers Through April 12

With its employees scrambling to keep up with surging shoppers and pickup orders during the pandemic, San Antonio-based grocery chain H-E-B says it’s giving many of them $2-per-hour raises. All hourly store, manufacturing, warehouse and transportation employees will receive the pay boost effective March 16 through April 12th to recognize their work, the company announced…

San Antonio Confirms Its First Community Spread Coronavirus Infections

San Antonio public health officials confirmed Thursday afternoon that they have now recorded six cases of COVID-19 transmitted by community spread. Those cases are the first among 29 recorded so far in the Alamo City that are not travel-related or via close contact with someone who contracted the disease through travel. Of that total, 11…

San Antonio City Council Votes to Keep Bars and Restaurants Closed for 30 Days

San Antonio City Council voted Thursday morning to extend the closure of bars and restaurants for 30 days while the city waits out the COVID-19 pandemic. Restaurants can continue operating drive-throughs, making deliveries and filling take-out orders for curbside pickup, however. Other businesses affected by the order include private clubs, gyms and indoor amusement companies. The…

San Antonio’s Fiesta Cornyation Announces New Dates for November

As soon as they saw that the Battle of the Flowers Parade had nabbed a new date, Cornyation said, “Hold my beer!” The beloved send-up of the fancy-schmancy Coronation of the Queen of the Order of the Alamo has announced its rescheduled dates for the postponed Fiesta 2020 festivities in November: three days of performances…

Governor Clears Texas Restaurants to Deliver Alcohol Amid Pandemic

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott declared that residents can now order alcohol to be delivered from restaurants, so long as food is also included in the purchase. “Restaurants in Texas can now deliver alcoholic beverages with food purchases to customers,” Abbott tweeted Wednesday night. “In response to #coronavirus I waived some regulations that hindered that.” Restaurants…

San Antonio Spurs Will Pay Part-Time Staff During the Pandemic Shutdown

The San Antonio Spurs are taking care of their own in this trying time. On Monday, Spurs Sports & Entertainment announced it’s launched a $500,000 fund to pay its part-time employees through the remainder of the Spurs and Rampage seasons. “As San Antonio feels the ripple effects of the difficult decisions we have all had to…

Number of Coronavirus Cases in San Antonio Rises to 11

San Antonio officials on Tuesday night confirmed 11 cases of COVID-19 in the city, up from four the prior day. Four of those cases are travel-related, and four more are from close contact with the people diagnosed with the travel-related cases. Metro Health is investigating what may have triggered the infections in the three remaining…

San Antonio Artist’s Cars Vandalized and Set On Fire

Apparently arsonists aren’t self-isolating right now. At around 3:30 a.m. Tuesday morning, San Antonio-based artist Jeremiah Teutsch was given something new to stress out about during the coronavirus pandemic when he discovered that his van had been set alight. The perpetrators also tagged his other vehicle — a Saturn —  with green spray paint and attempted to…

Female Trio Thelma and the Sleaze Playing San Antonio’s Lonesome Rose

While a lot of acts blowing up in recent years sound like copycats of each other, Nashville’s Thelma and the Sleaze have made the refreshing decision to hold firm to its own musical identity. As song titles like “Cum,” “Motor Tits,” and “Pain” suggest, the all-female trio goes hard and fast and delivers an action-packed…

Culinaria San Antonio Launches Restaurant Week To-Go

Due to concerns over the spread of the coronaviru, Culinaria San Antonio will kick off its first Restaurant Week To-Go on Monday, March 16. During the event, which will run indefinitely, participating restaurants will offer $15 prix fixe lunch and $30 dinner options to-go. Expect to see a variety of restaurants including Battalion, Meadow, Botika…

San Antonio Chamber Ensemble Agarita Launches Weekly Stream of Past Concerts

San Antonio quartet Agarita is doing its part to help locals #StayTheFuckHome during the COVID-19 pandemic. With red Xs populating everyone’s social calendars and the usual idle entertainment provided by scrolling social media hampered by pandemic panic, Agarita is providing a soothing option for bored and anxious San Antonians by making its performance catalog available…

Third Case of Travel-Related Coronavirus Infection Confirmed in San Antonio

San Antonio Metropolitan Health District has confirmed a third travel-related case of COVID-19 in the city. The person, who recently returned from Spain, is now in isolation. All three cases found in the Alamo City have been travel-related, and health officials are investigating the individuals’ movements. Authorities will contact people who may be at risk…

Saxophonist Tim Capello Performing Mid-Week Show at The Mix

If you’re a Gen Xer or a fan of vampire cinema, chances are you know Tim Capello, even if you don’t know his name. The Lost Boys is filled with classic imagery, but the scene where the buff bro with the saxophone performs “I Still Believe” is one of its iconic moments, and that guy is…

Scott Stapp of Almost-Grunge Band Creed Returning to San Antonio

Scott Stapp — onetime frontman of the almost-grunge band Creed — will return to San Antonio for a show at the Aztec Theatre on Sunday, June 28. The date is part of Stapp’s The Survivor Tour, which apparently isn’t a reference to the coronavirus outbreak. The tour is named for his recent single “Survivor.” The song, from…

San Antonio Housing Organization Accidentally Sent Out Letter About Coronavirus Case in Resident Community

As concern over the coronavirus mounts, a local housing organization reportedly threw its residents into hysteria while preparing for the worst. Alamo Community Group officials said its property management company, Alpha Barnes, accidentally sent out a letter alerting residents there was a “coronavirus infection near one of its properties.” According to a KSAT report, the…

Drive-Through Coronavirus Testing Coming to San Antonio, But Health Care Staff and At-Risk Patients First Priority

As part of a public health disaster declaration Friday, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said San Antonio will be the first site for a state drive-through with coronavirus testing capabilities. Initially, the Alamo City operation will prioritize health care workers and high-risk individuals, the Texas Tribune reports. People over 60 and those with existing health conditions…

Assclown Alert: Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick

Dan Patrick, Texas’ bathroom-obsessed Lieutenant Governor, sure knows how to throw red meat to his Tea Party base. Case in point: his decision to piss all over the $450 million Alamo Plaza redesign. In a statement posted last week on his campaign website, Patrick blasted the plan to relocate the crumbling 1930s Alamo Cenotaph 500…

The Takeaway: Jenn Reisman Turns Ideas and Inspiration Into Custom Pastries

Name: Jenn Reisman Job/Title: Owner, Rooster Crow Baking Co. Birthplace: Richardson, Texas Years in food service: 13 Big impact: Pastry chef for the Fairmont Hotel, creates custom desserts and wedding cakes Money quote: “My favorite thing to make is money, or custom cakes.” Where to follow: Instagram @roostercrowbaking Tell us about your background and how…

Every San Antonio Event Canceled or Postponed Due to Coronavirus Pandemic

With all gatherings of 50 people or more currently prohibited, a lot of San Antonians’ social calendars are in turmoil. To make things easier, we’ve compiled a list of event postponements and cancellations across town. This article will be periodically updated with new information. The most recent announcements will be added to the top of…

Fiesta Postponed Due to Coronavirus, San Antonio Festival Rescheduled to November

As more events are canceled and public spaces make modifications, officials have announced an update on San Antonio’s most beloved event: Fiesta. At a Friday morning press conference, Fiesta Commission President Jeanie Travis announced that the 10-day festival, which attracts hundreds of thousands of attendees annually, will be postponed in light of the coronavirus pandemic.…

San Antonio Chef Urges Locals to Keep Dining Out to Keep Restaurants Alive

As fears surrounding the coronavirus grow each day, so does apprehension to visit public spaces like restaurants. While many San Antonio eateries have already adopted precautionary safety measures to protect employees and customers, local chefs like Jason Dady expect many restaurants to feel the economic pinch of the virus — struggling to stay in business…

Hit Netflix Show Queer Eye Filming Season Six in Texas

Queer Eye is coming to Texas, y’all. Can you believe? The cast of the hit Netflix show took to Instagram Wednesday to give fans a first look at its upcoming sixth season. The Fab 5 — that’s Bobby Berk, Karamo Brown, Tan France, Antoni Porowski and Jonathan Van Ness — teased photos of themselves in…

Form Gallery Closes, Artpace Postpones 25th Anniversary Gala Due to Coronavirus Pandemic

Amidst growing concerns regarding the COVID-19 pandemic, San Antonio’s art institutions have remained open and continued with scheduled Contemporary Art Month programming. However, that may soon change. On Thursday, Artpace issued a statement saying that while it will maintain regular opening hours, the organization has postponed its 25th Anniversary Happening, a gala originally scheduled for…

Andrea ‘Vocab’ Sanderson Named San Antonio’s Next Poet Laureate

Multitalented performer Andrea “Vocab” Sanderson is the new face of literary arts in San Antonio. On Wednesday, Mayor Ron Nirenberg and the City of San Antonio announced that Sanderson would serve as the fifth San Antonio Poet Laureate in a term that will run from 2020-2022. Sanderson is the first spoken-word poet to serve in…

Rodriguez vs. Rodriguez: Recent Precinct 2 Commissioner Debate Highlighted Milestones and Shortcomings of the Late Paul Elizondo

Editor’s Note: Jade Esteban Estrada is the writer of Glitter Political, a series of articles detailing San Antonio’s political scene. A recent debate between the two Democratic candidates for Precinct 2 Bexar County Commissioner shone a light on their widely different views of how to — or, indeed, whether they should — carry on the legacy of…

Celebrated Texas Chef Launches Airstream Pop-Up in North Side San Antonio

Just a month after quietly opening Lobo Provisions at 27532 Old Blanco Road, chef Quenten Frye is ready to share his vision for a nomadic, bespoke dining experience in San Antonio. The new eatery, which operates from a vintage Airstream trailer, recently held a soft opening with seasonal, locally-inspired dishes including wildgame sausage, grilled chicken…

Alamo Smoke Joins San Antonio’s Bustling BBQ Scene

Austin, Houston and Dallas may have established reputations as serious Texas barbecue destinations, but San Antonio is only beginning to gain recognition for its contributions to one of the Lone Star State’s most revered culinary traditions. While 2M pitmaster Esaul Ramos recently snagged a James Beard Award nomination for “Best Chef-Texas”, the accolades for SA…

Ballet San Antonio to Open a New Dance School This Fall

San Antonio dancers will soon have a new avenue to pursue training in ballet. Homegrown dance company Ballet San Antonio announced Wednesday that they will open a professional dance school in September 2020. According to a statement, The School of Ballet San Antonio will offer a challenging curriculum designed to “train and inspire the next generation of…

The Gatekeepers: Furor Over Centro de Artes’ Exhibition Raises Questions About How Much Say the City Has Over Arts Content

The celebratory mood in the run-up to Contemporary Art Month veered into furor when the City of San Antonio abruptly removed an artwork from the groundbreaking “XicanX: New Visions” exhibition at Centro de Artes. Its justification? The piece constituted “obscene content.” Just before the February 13 opening, award-winning performance artist Xandra Ibarra’s Spictacles: La Tortillera…

Dock Space Gallery Celebrating CAM with ‘Extraction Economy’ Show

Although his work takes many forms, local artist Chris Sauter is best known for sculpture that involves him cutting precise shapes out of drywall and using the pieces to construct recognizable objects — from microscopes and cakes to full-size furniture. Often, the patterns left behind by his drywall extractions are works of art in their…


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