May 24-30, 2017

May 24-30, 2017 / Vol. 31 / No. 20
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Getting Weird With Pink Leche

Equipped with bumping electro grooves, a dancer wearing a giant skull, and effervescent costumes that are as loud, and almost equally important as, the hard-hitting dance beats pumping through his keyboards, Eric Cavazos has spent the last three years infiltrating the San Antonio music scene with his high-energy electronic act, Pink Leche. Cavazos credits Munich’s…

In Texas, Another Medical Marijuana Fail

In the state’s latest medical marijuana hiccup, the Texas Department of Public Safety has approved only three dispensary licenses — which will give companies the right to synthesize and distribute CBD— out of 43 applicants. That was after the agency estimated that Texas would need a minimum of 12 dispensaries to serve patients across the state. Naturally,…

Inside Boxcar, Ming’s Noodle Bar Adds Life to The Yard

When Ming’s Noodle Bar opened in mid-December, the small shop was taking a gamble on whether diners would latch on to this market staple. The Yard on McCullough has seen plenty of businesses come and go, and the longstanding Thirsty Camel doesn’t really scream foodie haven. But six months later, as we sat slurping spicy…

Savage Love: Mixed Messages

Q: I’m gay and married. My husband regularly messes around with this one guy who treats me like I’m a cuckold. He will send me a pic of my husband sucking his cock, for example, and a text message meant to degrade me. But I’m not a cuckold and I don’t find these messages sexy.…

Free Will Astrology (6/21/17-6/26/17)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): There are places in the oceans where the sea floor cracks open and spreads apart from volcanic activity. This allows geothermally heated water to vent out from deep inside the earth. Scientists explored such a place in the otherwise frigid waters around Antarctica. They were elated to find a “riot of…

Sound On Sound Fest Announces Final Lineup

After the success of the last year’s inaugural Sound on Sound Fest (which, let’s get real, was basically Fun Fun Fun Fest 2.0), the Sherwood Forest festival is back with a new lineup that looks pretty impressive. Started by Graham Williams, who was formerly responsible for booking at Fun Fun Fun Fest and played a…

‘Daydreams and Other Monsters’ Finds Humor in Dark Places’

“Daydreams and Other Monsters,” the latest exhibition to come from UTSA’s Art and Art History Department, offers a pleasing introduction into the worlds of four artists whose work incorporates elements of the surreal and fantastical. Guest curated by Alana Coates, a 2012 graduate of the department’s Master of Arts program, the exhibition explores the influence…

How to Booze Up Your Ice Pops for Summer

As I write my annual “How to sneak booze into a childhood treat” piece, the heat index is climbing to a blazing 100. But after discovering a frosé slush pop deep in the heart of Pinterest, I needed to give the plastic sleeves used for said treats a try. Found at Bed Bath & Beyond…

NOLA Brunch & Beignet Will Now Open Sundays

The brunch gods smiled on San Antonio with news of NOLA Brunch & Beignet finally opening their doors on Sundays from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. starting June 25. The New Orleans-inspired eatery opened this March with a Tuesday through Saturday BYOB brunch menu as prepared by chef-owner Pieter Sypesteyn and his team. Of course,…

Where to find Kinder Eggs, Caviar and Pierogies all in One Place in SA

Get ready to channel your inner babushka as you cross the threshold from South Texas into Eastern Europe at Sasha’s European Market. Like many markets and shops in the Medical Center, Sasha’s exemplifies San Antonio’s diverse selection of specialty international grocers and markets. When Sasha’s European Market first opened in 2010 they began by carrying…

Guy Fieri Spotted in San Antonio AKA Flavor Town

It has been six years since Guy Fieri, host of Food Network’s Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, made an appearance in San Antonio. The frosted-tipped-one is back for more. According to social media reports, the Mayor of Flavortown who previously visited The Cove, Tip Top Cafe, El Bohio, Moroccan Bites, Dough Pizzeria, Taco Taco, Bun ’N’ Barrel and Magnolia…

The Rat’s Nest of Property-Tax Reform in Texas

Nobody likes paying more property taxes on his home, right? What if, instead of ponying up more loot year after year, which has become a statewide custom, residential property owners paid fewer taxes to their local appraisal district? That would be what constituents want, yeah? What’s stopping it from happening? Politics. Of course. Of freaking…

“Despacito” Singer Luis Fonsi Is Coming To SA

On Saturday, September 16 “Despacito” artist, Luis Fonsi will descend upon San Antonio for a show at The Majestic Theatre as part of fourteen U.S. dates for the singer’s “Love + Dance World Tour.” The tour will showcase the best of Fonsi’s music, which spans almost two decades. It’s an extensive catalog with great ballads…

Enjoy Watermelon — The Boozy Way — With These 6 Drinks

With summer right around the corner, grocery stores and raspa shops are starting to feature a favorite seasonal treat, the watermelon, a fruit so great, Luling, Texas dedicates four days’ worth of festivities to it. The treat is not limited to just food outlets, bars are now starting to craft cocktails focusing on the sweet…

World’s First All-Inclusive Waterpark Opens in San Antonio

After opening the world’s first completely wheelchair-accessible theme park in 2010, Gordan Hartman couldn’t stop there. Inspired by his special needs daughter, he also wanted to build an inclusive water park where people of all ability levels could splash and play together. “Every child, everybody in San Antonio ought to come to these parks. There’s…

Before Dorcol Takeover, A Makeover for Barman Cody Cruz

Cody Cruz has a new gig. It’s one the now-experienced bartender has spent nearly 10 years working towards. “My first job ever was at The Cove at age 16,” says Cruz. At 18, he was reading Karen MacNeil’s “Wine Bible.” By age 19, he claims to have been a “regular” at SOHO, ordering 20-year scotches.…

Juice Up at Southtown’s Latest Juice Trailer

There’s a new place to quench your thirst on South Alamo Street. Originating from McAllen, Texas where their first location was based, Squeezers brought their all-natural juice stand to San Antonio at the end of last month. Though new to Alamo City, Squeezers has been juicing since 2012 on their mission to provide a healthy…

ACS Wants to Crack Down on Dog Tethering, Illegal Breeding

San Antonio city officials could soon limit how long people can leave their dogs tied up outside, ban the use of chains to tether dogs and crack down on pet owners whose runaway animals aren’t spayed or neutered. Those are among the changes the city’s Animal Care Services department would like to see to the section…

Joe Straus Likens Gov. Abbott’s Special Session Menu to Horse Poo

Last week, during Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s often-postponed news conference to announce that, yes indeed, the Texas Legislature would convene for a special session beginning July 18, he rattled off 20 items he’d like to git er dunn. On Wednesday, San Antonio’s own Joe Straus criticized Abbott’s artisanal, handheld menu of legislative issues, and likened…

Middle-School Mentor Arrested for Sex Sleepovers With 14-Year-Old Student

Stephanie Carmona worked as a mentor for a San Antonio middle school for months when the 34-year-old woman allegedly started an inappropriate relationship with a 14-year-old male student. “She befriended his mother at some point and it turned into sleepovers where she would have sexual intercourse with him,” said SAPD sergeant and spokesperson Jesse Salame…

20 Years Later, Everclear’s ‘So Much for the Afterglow’ Still Shines

No, hipsters, I am not being tongue-in-cheek with that headline. So Much for the Afterglow (SMFTA), Everclear’s 1997 follow up to its surprisingly successful debut Sparkle and Fade, really is among the defining albums of the 1990s. Part of that awkward, post-grunge, TRL phase of rock music, SMFTA was disarmingly direct and impossibly romantic all at once,…

Dead Folk Brings the Spirit of DIY to a Music Festival

Listed as “DIY arts and music festival at a sick ranch up in Boerne,” the upcoming Dead Folk Festival aims to blend the best things about the DIY art community with all the outdoor communal fun of a music festival. When we asked about the name, festival organizer Tyler McCradle joked, “I wanted to book…

Grand Jury to Hear Evidence in Deadly Church Bus Crash

A Uvalde County prosecutor will present evidence to a grand jury Monday, June 19 regarding the March bus crash that killed 13 elderly members of a New Braunfels church. The case centers on Jack Young, the 20-year old man whose pickup truck drifted across the yellow center line of U.S. 83  road on March 29…

Enjoy Free Wings And Beer With Dad This Father’s Day

Postmates is rewarding 10,000 San Antonio dads with free wings and beer to celebrate Father’s Day. So pop open a to-go container of steaming wings and crack open an iced-cold beer with with your dad for some quality time. Postmates conducted a poll with National Today to find out which states are the most “dad-loving.” They…

Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth At Frozen Treats Fest

Start your summer out right by indulging in paletas, ice cream, milkshakes, snow cones, mangonadas and more at San Antonio’s Frozen Treats Fest on June 17 from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. at Alamo Beer Co. EgCollaborations owner Erica Garcia planned the event to bring the community together over tasty, local desserts. “We’re going to celebrate…

Texas Public Radio’s Cinema Tuesdays Revisits 10 Oscar Shorts

If colossal blockbusters are the types of movies you’re looking for this summer, there will be plenty to choose from in the next couple of months — Transformers: The Last Knight, Spider-Man: Homecoming and The Dark Tower, to name a few. However, if you’re in the mood for more of a “special movie-going experience,” Texas…

Restaurant Gwendolyn Is Tackling Tapas with New Lunch Menu

Restaurant Gwendolyn revealed the newest items on their monthly rotating lunch menu — tapas. For those who love petite and delicious bites, stop by the restaurant this month during lunch hours (11 a.m. – 1:30 p.m. Tuesday through Friday) to enjoy the new menu. Gwendolyn is known for their chef-owner Michael Sohocki’s pre-industrial cooking methods,…

In Defense of San Antonio’s $100,000 Toilet

It’s been nearly a year since a shiny, single-stall bathroom appeared on a busy intersection in downtown San Antonio — and the public promptly lost their shit. The bathroom’s hefty price tag from Portland-based manufacturer struck immediate outrage from community members, and drew headlines like “This Texas city spent nearly $100,000 on a single public toilet” and “$100,000…

Metallica Sought And Destroyed The Alamodome

Long before you could hear Metallica songs echoing through aisles at HEB during your Sunday afternoon shopping, metal was a socially disruptive and noisy genre that signified rebellion, a challenge to the status quo. The genre still carries a similar spirit today, but Metallica were one of those pivotal early metal bands that pushed the…

Texas’ Replacement to Planned Parenthood is Providing Health Care to Thousands Fewer Low-Income Women

Texas’ plan to replace Planned Parenthood services for low-income women with less-qualified health care providers has not produced the gleaming results the state promised. Instead, 44,000 fewer women are enrolled in the state’s family planning program for Medicaid-qualified recipients. This new program, dubbed Healthy Texas Women, has left thousands of low-income women across Texas without…

Savage Love: Virgin Territory

Your a faggot. —Women Obsess Real Men Your new here, WORM, aren’t you? Q: I’m a straight woman, and I’ve been dating my boyfriend for about eight months. We have a wonderful relationship and amazing sex. There’s one thing he does in the bedroom, however, that I find off-putting and I was hoping you might…

There’s Still Time to Make those Father’s Day Reservations

Wanting to make Father’s Day special this year? Call and make a reservation at one of these restaurants for a celebration your pop is sure to remember. J–Prime Steakhouse: The Brazilian steakhouse is offering a delectable brunch or dinner for $50 per person. Your father will love the dining experience complete with a full service…

Free Will Astrology (6/14/17-6/20/17)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You have to admit that salt looks like sugar and sugar resembles salt. This isn’t usually a major problem, though. Mistakenly sprinkling sugar on your food when you thought you were adding salt won’t hurt you, nor will putting salt in your coffee when you assumed you were using sugar. But…

Bexar Pub Will Start Serving Brunch This Month

There are never enough brunch items or places to enjoy a casual brunch with your closest, most hungover pals. Luckily for the hundreds of brunch lovers in SA, Bexar Pub is firing up their waffle irons. Starting June 24 at noon, the Eastside bar will serve a small menu of brunch items along with their…

See San Antonio Music Videos on the Silver Screen

Within a stone’s throw of downtown, two large-scale, creative-centered coworking spaces have popped up within the last year. Both Alamo City Studios (ACS) and San Antonio Sound Garden (SASG) officially opened their doors in the early months of this year as homegrown ventures of ambitious proportions seeking to unite the film and music industries. Taking…

Virginia Shooter Fired at Three Texas Congressman

At about 7 a.m. Wednesday morning, a gunman opened fire on a baseball field in Alexandria, Virginia, aimed at a group of republican congressmen, including three Texas GOP congressmen: Roger Williams of Austin, Joe Barton of Dallas-Fort Worth, and Kevin Brady of The Woodlands. House majority whip Steve Scalise and an aide from William’s staff were hit…

Critics Link Courage’s District 9 Win to Racist Voters

On Saturday, voters in District 9, a historically conservative pocket of San Antonio, elected the ultra-progressive John Courage to represent them on City Council. With the district’s right-leaning track record, many expected conservative candidate Marco Barros to easily glide into the seat of outgoing councilman John Krier, who endorsed Barros in the race. Barros himself…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 6/15 – Sun 6/18 Tom Rhodes Funny enough, Mr. Rhodes, the NBC sitcom bearing his name, is probably one of the low points of stand-up Tom Rhodes’ three-decade career. Running for a total of 19 episodes in the mid-’90s, the show featured Rhodes — the first breakout star from still-new Comedy Central — as…

Cosby Lindquist Finds the Lone Star State’s Other Alamos in ‘Not Much Larger Than a Taco Bell’

At a time when many San Antonians are cringing over the thought of a plexiglass wall surrounding Alamo Plaza (wouldn’t that be fun to clean?) and other bizarre missteps in Philadelphia-based Preservation Design Partnership’s “Master Plan” promising to “Reimagine the Alamo” (subtitle: “A New Vision for Sacred Ground”), artist Cosby Lindquist’s small but powerful FL!GHT…

Frosé All Day: The Brooklynite Is Serving Frozen Rosé

Listen, San Antonio isn’t always ahead of the curve, but we like it that way. “I don’t really like doing things just because they’re popular,” says Omar Cormier, general manager of The Brooklynite. “I come from a serious cocktail-making background, but I’m a bit of a jokester — I want to make crappy old drinks…

Cool Down with Adult Slushie Night at Ranger Creek

Sure, growing up means dealing with bills, student loans, but it also means you can indulge in a boozy refreshment from time-to-time to help ease the pain of said adult woes. That said, Ranger Creek Brewing & Distilling is hosting an adult slushie night on June 21 from 5 to 9 p.m., that you’ll want…

National Lobster Day Means Freebies at Cousins Maine Lobster

Cousins Maine Lobster, the Shark Tank-funded seafood franchise sweetheart that’s spreading lobster rolls across the U.S. is celebrating National Lobster Day with a small order of lobster tots at both SA trucks this Thursday. Stop by between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. at Main Plaza (111 Soledad St.) and Acelity (12930 W. 1-10) for a…

Ben Folds Announces SA Show, Welcomes Your Song Requests

While most musical acts, especially acts that secured much of their current fan base many moons and many albums ago, bristle at the thought of audience requests, eclectic singer-songwriter Ben Folds, in trademark oddball fashion, welcomes them. On his current tour, aptly named the “Paper Airplane Request Tour,” Folds is inviting audience members to request…

Gov. Abbott Vetoes Funding for Colonia Program

Ricardo Martinez says that the colonia residents his agency serves are some of the most vulnerable in the state of Texas. They are disabled veterans, elderly folks, and low-income families who live in run-down homes that Martinez calls “pretty deplorable” — small, crowded, rife with safety hazards and lacking basic plumbing. The Webb County Community…

The Weeknd, Gucci Mane Will Bring ‘Starboy’ Tour to SA

Get ready to not feel your face, or, have him not feel his face, or… The point is, The Weeknd is coming To San Antonio. So may the face numbing commence. On October 19, the Canadian singer, songwriter and record producer will touch down in San Antonio on the “Starboy: Legend of the Fall” world…

Il Forno and Dorcol Team Up for Beer Pairing Dinner

South Flores restaurants have to stick together. In that spirit, Dorcol Distilling Co. will pair its HighWheel Beer Works brand with Il Forno’s Napolitano-style pizzas for a beer dinner this Wednesday night. Four courses will include margherita and seasonal pizzas along with shared plates of pickles and ‘nduja (a spicy, spreadable pork salumi), zucchini slaw, leeks…

The ‘Jon Stewart of Egypt’ on Mocking the Powerful

Randomly flip to a channel on your TV these days and you’re likely to land on a network featuring a liberal comedian throwing major shade at President Donald Trump. From Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers to John Oliver and Bill Maher to Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah and the cast of Saturday Night Live, America…

Music Picks: Shows To See This Week

Metallica Wednesday, June 14 Despite how un-cool it might be to my mustache-donning, romper-wearing hipster friends, I’m actually pretty excited to see Metallica – cuz well, it’s fucking Metallica. Regardless of how many desperate, failed-attempts at getting back to their true thrash roots, these are the guys that brought us juggernaut-albums like …And Justice For…

Mexican Cultural Institute Kicks Off ‘A World of Migrants’ Program with Betsabeé Romero’s Exhibition ‘El Vuelo y Su Semilla’

Born in Mexico City in 1963, globally exhibited artist Betsabeé Romero specializes in transforming everyday materials in powerful installations that comment on social, political and environmental issues. Based on their ability to attract “the greatest aesthetic attention among people of all ages and social classes,” Romero often employs cars (and car parts) as artistic elements —…

Mastodon, Eagles of Death Metal Are Coming to San Antonio

Metal can sometimes be over the top. Some put satanic lyrics or macabre imagery to the pure intensity of rapid-fire riffing and blast beats. Still, there’s a bright line between sloppy songwriting that hides behind gimmick and masterful compositions that do the genre justice. Mastodon does the latter. For 17 years, the Atlanta-based band has…

Xicana Punk Icon Alice Bag Performs at Bang Bang Bar This Week

If you’re at all familiar with groups like Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Black Flag and other bands that were at the forefront of the hardcore punk scene, you’ll get why Alicia Armendariz’s faster and more aggressive punk songs were a major influence to the genre. Her band The Bags, formed in the late 1970s, was…

Psychedelic Dream-Pop Outfit Warpaint Coming to SA in September

It was announced today that Los Angeles-based art-rock/psychedelic dream-pop foursome Warpaint will make its San Antonio debut, at Paper Tiger, on September 23. Warpaint, one of the more consistent, refreshing, and inventive bands to emerge from the hype pool of late-aughts blogosphere dotage, makes music that is equal parts sky and earth, blood and ether,…

San Antonio Pools Open for Summer

In case you felt the urge to run and jump into a cold body of water sometime soon, here is a comprehensive list of pools open for the summer season from now until Aug. 13. Pools are open 1:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. Tuesday through Sunday, and some have extended hours. Visit the Parks & Recreation…

House Of Kenzo Is Throwing A Ball – And Wants You To Dress Up Like a “Snack”

Long before contemporary white pop stars began using 1980s QPOC culture to further their careers, there existed houses and balls where fierce drag queens would vogue against the confines of a patriarchal society. In the documentary Paris is Burning Jennie Livingston chronicles mid-to-late 1980s ball culture in New York City (and the black, latino, gay and transgender…

Ron Nirenberg Wins Mayoral Runoff Election

Councilman Ron Nirenberg unseated incumbent Mayor Ivy Taylor in a heated runoff election for San Antonio mayor Saturday night. “Tonight the voters got it right,” Nirenberg told the crowd gathered at his election headquarters Saturday night. “Tonight the voters rejected the politics of division and false choices. They said yes to a bigger and mightier…

The Chaotic, Post-Hardcore Energy of At The Drive-In

It’s been nearly two decades since we’ve had an album full of new music from At The Drive-In, the seminal post-hardcore band from the Texas borderlands that briefly raged its way into mainstream success before splintering into a couple of really good side projects in the early aughts. It seems the new album from the recently re-united…

Get Your First Taste of Steel City Pops at The Block

The highs are in the 90s, the shorts keep getting shorter, and you need popsicles in your life. San Antonians can now cool off with their first taste of the upcoming Steel City Pops shop in Southtown as the shop starts selling their pops at The Block. Steel City Pops will offer strawberry lemonade, blood…

Two Toddlers Die After Being Left Alone in Car Overnight

Two young Kerrville children died Thursday after being left alone in a car for 15 hours. According to the Kerr County Sheriffs office, 19-year-old Amanda Hawkins knowingly left both her children, 1-year-old Brynn Hawkins and 2-year-old Addyson Overgard-Eddy, in a car parked in front of a Kerrville home late Tuesday. The two girls remained in…

Hanging Up the Gloves: Here’s How Stay Golden Is Bowing Out

We’ve known Stay Golden would close for a while now. The patio bar announced this March that it would be vacating the premises to make way for a 10-story office building. Construction will begin as soon as the Jeret Peña-owned bar moves off-premise if the construction fences are any indication. If you’re done moping into…

Congress Passes Bill to Weaken Vetting of New Border Patrol Hires

A week into his presidency, Donald Trump announced he’d “immediately” be hiring 5,000 new U.S. Border Patrol agents and 10,000 Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers. This coincided with news that the number of border patrol agents had dipped below 20,000 for the first time since 2009 — an issue the new president was eager to…

San Antonio State Hospital Is Fixing Its Escaping-Patients Problem

Back in September, we got some unsettling news from the state health department: In the course of a year, 91 patients had gone missing at San Antonio’s state psychiatric hospital. While most patients were caught and returned, some of them posed a serious risk to the nearby community while they were missing — like when a…

Indie-Folk Stalwart Iron and Wine Announces First SA Show

It was announced today that Iron and Wine, the lush, subtle, and prolific indie-folk project of singer-songwriter Sam Beam, is the latest in a string of relatively high-profile musical acts hitting San Antonio for the first time (see also: Conor Oberst, Television, Deerhunter, and more). Beam (and whoever he has in tow at the moment),…

Go Phone Yourself: Stop Shaming People For Recording Concerts

It’s hot as hell and you’re smashed in between a hundred sweaty and half-drunk fans in front of the stage at a concert you’ve been fantasizing about attending since you were a tween. The lights are flashing, the music is loud and the band you’re watching is one of your favorites of all time —…

Trans Youths Named Grand Marshals of SA Pride Parade

(This story originally appeared on our sister site Out in SA) Pride San Antonio has named two transgender boys as Grand Marshals of the Pride Bigger Than Texas Parade slated for July 1 along the Main Avenue Strip. Officials from Pride SA announced that 8-year-old Joe Maldonado of Secaucus, New Jersey, and 18-year old Mack…

PAWsitively Sweet Bakery Is Opening a Retail Spot

I’m not apawlogizing for the amount of pup puns you’re about to read. Fur-fans of PAWsitively Sweet Bakery will finally have a place to pick up treats during the week with the opening of the bakery’s first retail shop on June 24 on the city’s East Side. Owner Alexis Quiroga — who launched the farmers…

Police Detonate ‘Suspicious’ Package Outside Federal Building Downtown

Police officials blocked the downtown streets around Alamo Plaza Wednesday afternoon and detonated a suspicious package outside the Hipolito F. Garcia Federal Building after it was flagged going through the building’s security check. SAPD Chief William McManus told reporters on the scene that federal officials were handling the investigation into the incident. McManus did confirm…

Watch the Finals with George The Iceman Gervin at Slackers

For many San Antonians, basketball is over when the Spurs are eliminated and our collective summer vacation can start. But for basketball fans who still care to see Steph Curry chew on his mouthpiece or Lebron James pull an amazing comeback out of his pocket (maybe?), the game goes on. One such basketball lover that…

Indie Rockers Booty Feet Are Riding a DIY Wave

The members of Booty Feet are a jovial bunch – which makes sense for the amount of love they’ve been getting from the local music scene lately. What’s remarkable is that the well-loved group only formed 10 months ago. They must be doing something right, considering most of the DIY shows they throw get packed…

San Antonio Stars Host Hoops & Hounds on June 10

Last year, Stars Guard Moriah Jefferson adopted a four-month-old puppy after the Hoops and Hounds game. “We were helping out at Pets Alive, and I fell in love with her…as soon as I looked into her eyes, I was hooked. I love dogs, so my house was a little empty without one.” One dog that…

Wonder Woman Makes Up for a Trail of DC Comics Flops

Finally! Wonder Woman is the movie the suits at Warner Bros. have been yearning for, and at long last have figured out how to get. After the gloomy, hyper-stylized and unfulfilling DC Comics misadventures Man Of Steel, Batman v. Superman and Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman feels like a breath of fresh air, and not a…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 6/8 Environmental Film Festival A week after President Donald “Global Warming Is a Chinese Hoax” Trump withdrew the U.S. from the Paris climate accord, the fight for ecological awareness continues with the fourth annual Environmental Film Festival hosted by the San Antonio River Authority (SARA) in commemoration of National Rivers Month. The festival will…

Brunch Bunch: 36 Places to Brunch Around San Antonio

Brunch has become such a monumentous weekend staple that we’ve started celebrating the ode to eggs, bacon and waffles (pancakes with six-packs, really) annually. This year, we caught up with the owners of La Panaderia as they add brunch to their second location, learned how to perfectly poach an egg and have listed all the…

Apple and Texas Want to Make You a Safer Driver

It was a cosmic alignment of technology and politics for Texans who love iPhones. On June 5, Apple announced a new built-in feature called “Do Not Disturb” which will minimize distractions by detecting when you’re driving and block phone notifications. And yesterday, Gov. Greg Abbot signed a law that criminalizes texting while driving for the…

NYC Bakery Is Opening Macaron Kiosk at Ingram Park Mall

Macarons (not to be confused with newly elected French president Emmanuel Macron) will hit the Ingram Hills area this week with the opening of Woops! inside Ingram Park Mall on Thursday, June 8. The franchise will operate as a kiosk serving the Parisian treats in 20 flavors. Launched in 2012 as a pop-up by a group of…

Bexar County Joins San Antonio Lawsuit Against “Sanctuary Cities” Law

Bexar County will join San Antonio in its fight against Texas’ crackdown on so-called “sanctuary cities.” In commissioners court on Tuesday, three commissioners and Bexar County Judge Nelson Wolff voted to join the city’s lawsuit to stop the state’s new law, Senate Bill 4, from going into effect (only Republican commissioner Kevin Wolff voted against…

Police Say Riverwalk Death of Transgender Woman Was Homicide

April first met Kenne McFadden when they were eighth graders at Kirby Middle School, some 14 years ago. She described the 12-year-old as “goofy and uplifting.” “[McFadden] always kept us smiling and laughing,” April told the Current. (She asked to only be identified by her first name.) They remained close ever since — April said…

Yellowfish Sushi Announce Third Location

There’s more sushi on the way via the folks behind Yellowfish. The Japamex shop, which first opened off Wurzbach and now includes a second location off Huebner Road, announced it’ll open a third location at The Rim via social media. The shops are known for their playful takes on sushi that combine Japanese and Mexican…

‘Extreme Midget Wrestling’ Not Looking to Score Points for Political Correctness

Billing itself as the “baddest lil show on earth,” Fort Worth-based promotion Extreme Midget Wrestling (or, as we’re significantly more comfortable calling it, EMW) obviously isn’t looking to score any points for political correctness, but “professional” wrestling at its best has always been about taking the worst aspects of human nature (bloodlust, xenophobia, spandex, etc.)…

Border Stories and Dark Humor Collide in ‘Culture Clash’

Local artist and UTSA grad-turned printmaking professor Juan Mora presents his most recent exhibition “Culture Clash” — comprising a series of etched linoleum prints narrating stories of the Texas-Mexico border. Having attended high school in Laredo, Mora’s adept social awareness of the blending of border  cultures became inspiration for his print work. Similar to the…

Where to Drink During Negroni Week

The second week of June marks the beginning of Negroni Week once again. The cocktail that the week is named after is simple, delicious and refreshing. It involves taking equal parts gin, sweet vermouth, and Campari, stirring them together, straining and viola! The program, which started in 2013, is sponsored by Campari, and helps raise…

AtticRep Brings a World of Theater to San Antonio

Technology has made it relatively easy to experience film and music created throughout the world. But live theater is not nearly as accessible. It might be that all the world’s a stage, but, without regular travel to New York, Edinburgh, Bogotá, and Tokyo, residents of San Antonio see few of the world’s stages. In previous…

May Restaurant Openings and Closings

April showers brought May restaurant openings. Here’s a quick look at what joined the culinary scene last month. Jugo Juicery & Cafe opened a second location off Main with a large, airy space and a menu of pitaya and açaí bowls, cold-pressed juice, smoothies, coffee (yes, even bulletproof coffee), latte and tea, along with an array…

Texas Sues to Kick Bird Off Endangered Species List

The Texas General Land Office and Texas Public Policy Foundation, a conservative think tank, are suing the federal government to take the golden- cheeked warbler off the endangered species list. Their lawsuit, filed on Monday, argues that the golden-cheeked warbler isn’t really endangered and that the United States Fish and Wildlife Service hasn’t considered recent scientific evidence…

San Antonio Conspicuously Absent From ‘Climate Mayors’ Pledge

In the wake of the United States’ withdrawal from the Paris Agreement on climate change, the mayors of Houston, Dallas, San Marcos and Austin have joined over 200 of their counterparts across the country in disavowing Trump’s climate denial and in re-committing their cities to increased “efforts to cut greenhouse gas emissions, create a clean…

Roald Dahl’s Classic Novel Comes to Life in ‘Matilda The Musical’

Based on the Roald Dahl children’s novel, Matilda the Musical is a fun, sweet and inspiring story about one brilliant young girl of incredible spirit and abilities. Matilda is the neglected child of a ruthless car salesman and self-absorbed amateur dancer who find more amusement in their television than their offspring. Intimidated by her intelligence, …

Fruteria Las Gueras Has Created The Most Extra $18 Mangonada

Summertime in San Antonio means extra mangonadas. And for sisters Vanessa Huerta and Katya Ruiz, the owners of Fruteria Las Gueras, that meant unleashing a new mangonada creation this past Mother’s Day. The Texas Mangonada is 50 ounces of mango sorbet, chamoy, and just about any Mexican candy/snack imaginable including, but not limited to tamarind…

Psych Del Rio Announces Full Festival Lineup

The official lineup for San Antonio’s latest music festival experiment was just released today and looks pretty amazing. Psych Del Rio is the psychedelic brain child of Glenn and Gem Hotvet, who have been keeping shit weird with their steady curation of psych and garage rock shows at their venue/gallery K23, the downtown Library and…

Music Picks: Shows To See This Week

The Birthday Massacre Thursday, June 8 I don’t know if I was lost in The Birthday Massacre’s gothic synths or was singing along to vocalist Chibi’s lullaby-like melodies, but all of sudden my shoulders lunged over my dashboard and glass began to shatter seemingly in slow motion as my tiny Ford Ranger collided into an…

K23 Offshoot to Host Pysch Acts Holy Wave, Sunjammer at SA Public Library

On July 14, the folks behind K23, via their new non-profit productions venture Purple Bottle, are hosting a rad psych-rock show at an unlikely location: the downtown branch of the San Antonio Public Library, aka The Enchilada. Local proto-freakbeat/psych-muck act Sunjammer will open for Austin psych-rock dynamo Holy Wave at the special, all-ages affair. In…

La Panadería Gets Boozy With Its Second Location

“I remember selling as a kid in the markets of Mexico [City], yelling ‘Roscas, roscas de cinco y diez,’” Jose Cacéres said. Houston Street is a far cry from those bustling markets, but the Cacéres brothers, Jose and younger brother David, are now bringing bread cultura to Downtown San Antonio with their second La Panadería…

10 San Antonio Electronic Acts You Should Know About

Like most evolving music scenes, San Antonio’s is relatively roomy and all-inclusive to whoever wants to be a part of it. If you’ve got some cool shit you’re working on (be it electronic, acoustic, occult-ish, whatever), there’s probably an audience for you somewhere here. While there are obviously a variety of genres that fall underneath…

Texas’ Prison Population is Shrinking. Will it Continue?

While Texas remains home to the largest inmate population in the country, new data shows that decade-old statewide reforms may have made a significant dent in the growth rate. In fact, Texas’ colossal prison population is actually shrinking — and at a much faster rate than half the country. At least for now, that is.…

Alchemy Kombucha and Culture Will Close this June

After almost three years in business, San Antonio’s first kombucha-driven restaurant and bar will close this June 11. In a press release sent late Thursday evening, Alchemy Kombucha and Culture owners Kevin Rayhons and Tim Trofimenkov announced they’ll be closing Alchemy to focus on the growing Element Kombucha. The restaurant opened in April of 2015 with…

10 Highly Anticipated Films to Catch this Summer

The summer movie season is always eagerly anticipated and even more eagerly forgotten, but the shit show known as the summer of 2016 will leave a lasting scar.  Ghostbusters; Suicide Squad; Ghostbusters; Independence Day: Resurgence; people Tweeting about Ghostbusters; The Legend of Tarzan; and let’s not forget Ghostbusters. But summer hope springs eternal, and film critic…

San Antonio Will File Lawsuit Over ‘Sanctuary Cities’ Law

Update 1:10pm: As the Express-News first reported, Mayor Ivy Taylor is now publicly opposing the lawsuit the City of San Antonio plans to file over the state’s new immigration law. Here’s a prepared statement her office just sent us: “I believe it was premature for the majority of City Council to give direction for city…

Kung Fu Kitchen Is Officially Open on South Flores

Flatbreads, burgers and Chinese fare are all sharing the menu at Kung Fu Kitchen, the latest concept by the team behind Smoke The Restaurant and Ash, which has been in a soft opening phase since last week. The 5,000-square-foot restaurant features a large wrap-around patio and bar, with approximately 80 of the 140 seats available…

Longtime Coffee Roaster Opens Retail Shop and Espresso Bar

Susan Jaime is making herself and her coffee beans a lot more accessible to coffee lovers in San Antonio. The master roaster from Guadalajara, Mexico who first launched Ferra Coffee Roasters in 2010 in Boerne has moved the production facility within the confines of Loop 1604. The new roasting facility, which shares a production space…

SA Girls Rock Camp Registration Is Open

There are many female musicians here who balance out the bearded bro-ness that often embodies local indie scenes — women like Feliza Salazar, who plays drums for the instrumental prog group Verisimilitude, soul singer Amea, who’s about to embark on a tour across the country, or Bianca Quiñones, front woman for the ferocious hardcore punk group,…

The Current is Looking for Graphic Design Interns

San Antonio Current is looking for motivated and creative graphic design interns to join our production team. This is the perfect place for new designers to learn, develop their portfolio, network with industry professionals, and develop new skills that they will carry with them throughout their career. Passionate voices are welcomed and essential here. You…

USAA Reinstates ‘Hannity’ Ads After Right-Wing Backlash

Last Wednesday, USAA dipped its toe into politics by pulling its advertising from FOX’s “Hannity” in protest of host Sean Hannity’s “reporting” on a straight-up conspiracy theory. In return, hundreds of Hannity supporters dropped their USAA insurance plans — and eviscerated the company on social media. This, apparently, was enough to get USAA backpedalling. Less than a week…

Music Picks: Shows To See This Week

Ann Wilson of Heart Thursday, June 1 There’s a video of Ann Wilson from Heart covering Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” during the 2012 Kennedy Center Honors that’s emotional and nothing short amazing.  Not that Ann Wilson or Heart could be easily forgotten, but the performance was a powerful reminder that Wilson has definitely still…

Zedric’s Fit With Flavor Brings Healthy Meals to the Quarry

The Quarry Crossing gained a local business this week with the opening of a second Zedric’s Fit With Flavor, a healthy prepared meals concept first launched in 2011. The store replaces My Fit Foods, which abruptly closed all its stores in February 2017. Owned by chef Zach Lutton, Zedric’s is known for its prepackaged diet-specific…

Honeysuckle’s Savory Sister Pop-Up, Sage, Kicks Off Thursday

The Brooklynite will be the summer host of Sage, Honeysuckle Teatime’s new savory pop-up concept. Sara Hinojosa and her team will be serving up snacks at the cocktail bar from 7 to 10 p.m. every Tuesday through Thursday this summer. The menu will include a series of $6 bites including pepperoni biscuits with ricotta, and…

Savage Love: Looking

I’m a middle-aged homo trying to figure out Grindr. Is it impolite to go on Grindr if you’re not looking for an immediate hookup? My preferred form of sexual relationship is the friend-with-benefits situation. I go on Grindr looking to make friends who could, at least potentially, be sex partners, but I like to do…

Local Zine ‘Warship’ Sails into the ‘Summer of Smut’

Following a simple but effective format in which local artists and writers  explore a cohesive theme, the quarterly zine Warship has found fast fans since its launch in November of 2016. Having celebrated New York punk pioneers  the Ramones and Canadian horror icon David Cronenberg, Warship sails into summer with a naughty new concept. Teased…

Free Will Astrology (5/31/17-6/6/17)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Life is in the mood to communicate with you rather lyrically. Here are just a few of the signs and portents you may encounter, along with theories about their meaning. If you overhear a lullaby, it’s time to seek the influence of a tender, nurturing source. If you see a type…

First Impressions: Follow Your Nose to Hanzo, SA’s Newest Izakaya

Izakayas are pretty much ubiquitous in Japan. These casual, pub-like hangouts for drinking, dining and after-work socializing are announced by red lanterns called akachochin — and often by the smells of grilling yakitori. You’ll have to follow your nose to Hanzo, the latest outpost in serial bar-builder Steve Mahoney’s expanding empire; as is often the…

Here’s Where You Can Vote Early in San Antonio

Today begins early voting for runoff elections of mayor and six city council seats. Registered voters have until Tuesday, June 6 to vote early at any polling location. On Election Day, Saturday June 10, voters must cast their ballots at their official District polling location. General times to vote are: Tuesday, May 30 through Saturday…

Tackle These Hill Country Brewery Taprooms this Summer

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers not day-drinking and cursing the creator of the fidget spinner. The school year’s end affords us these simple pleasures, as well as the chance to get away for a while, even if isn’t very far or for very long.  Luckily for San Antonio’s beer-loving summer breakers,…

What San Antonio Writers Are Reading This Season

On the beach or on a bench, the Texas heat is best perhaps beat with a cool read. With this in mind, we asked some of San Antonio’s most prominent literary figures what they will be reading this summer.  Current Poet Laureate Jenny Browne plans to read a mix of old and new works. Her…

9 Exhibitions to See in San Antonio This Summer

Whether your artistic palate rests in painting, sculpture, printmaking, photography or all of the above, San Antonio’s museums and art spaces are sure to showcase something up your alley this summer. From conceptual installations to broad exhibitions addressing social issues, to ancient Asian artifacts, subject matter is as diverse as the artists themselves. With several…

Where to Cool Down this Summer with a Cocktail

Smashes / Imbibe Magazine perfectly summed up the spirit of a smash: “At its heart, the smash is a wonderfully forgiving and flexible drink, made for hot days, for using what’s on hand and for smashing it all together over ice for pure sipping bliss.” Summertime means stress-free hangs and that makes the smash the…

Keep Your Cool with These Must-have Treats

Paletas, ice cream, snow cones, gelato, shaved ice, milk shakes and more — San Antonio has never been short on ways to make it through the sticky summer days and nights. Our yearly roundup of the latest treats you should be gravitating toward is here. Eat your way through it to survive this summer.  Pop-dates…

Cadillac Muzik Wants To Funk You Up

Though our collective hip-hop and R&B scene is comparatively small in the shadow of Houston’s enormous one, there is a growing community of artists here who are rising up amongst the bubbling of indie pop rock and psych/garage bands in the Alamo City. Rappers like Milli Mars and Kree23 are holding it down with their…

12 Watery Escapes to Keep You Cool this Summer

If you’re looking for that sweet spot this summer, somewhere between your impossible-to-touch steering wheel and the overly air-conditioned indoors, we’ve made a list of refreshing (read: water-y) activities and nearby destinations where you can splash around this summer. Some, like dipping into San Pedro Springs or drifting down the ol’ Frio, might be as…

Bexar County Prosecutors Re-Open “Angel of Death” Case

It’s been 34 years since a young San Antonio nurse suspected of murdering dozens of infants in her care was convicted for killing a baby girl at a Kerrville clinic. Genene Jones, who the media dubbed the “Angel of Death”, was sentenced to 99 years behind bars. But now, with her release from prison pending,…

Attaboy’s Back and You Need to Meet The Hot Boy

We spent several months without the house-made burger goodness after a fire put Cullum’s Attaboy out of commission in early February. The wait is now over. The food truck owned by Chris Cullum (Cullum’s Attagirl, Attaboy, Tucker’s Kozy Korner) is back on the road and at its usually location in front of Paper Tiger on…

Your Annual Poop Alert for Visiting the Gulf

Several areas in the Corpus Christi and Galveston bay areas have tested for high levels of fecal bacteria, which is really no surprise, but something that beach-goers should probably be aware of this Memorial Day Weekend. During the peak summer months, the Texas General Land Office collects samples from 67 recreational areas along the Texas…

Texas Lawmakers Legalize Hunting Hogs From Hot Air Balloons

As state lawmakers gut major bills in the last days of the 85th legislative session, it’s become clear where many of their priorities lie. Child welfare. Religious freedom. Women’s health. Oh, and hunting feral hogs from hot air balloons. That last one, oddly enough, is one of the few issues that have managed to float…

For ‘Crossing Borders’ Exhibit, Clamp Light Gallery Needs Your Postcard Art

While we highly recommend you check out Clamp Light Gallery’s current duo exhibit “Photographs and Facemasks” before May 31, there’s other important news about the artist collective, gallery, and workspace.  Clamp Light—formed as “an organization of visual artists who have come together to support one another’s creative process, to network as artists, and build an…

San Antonio Added More People Than Any Other City in Texas Last Year

Last year, San Antonio gained 24,473 new residents, meaning it had the largest population increase of any major city in Texas. San Antonio also had the third largest increase in population out of all major American cities, according to data released Wednesday by the U.S. Census Bureau, behind only Phoenix and Los Angeles. The new…

Chisme Marries Pancakes and Mariachi in Holy Brunchimony

What could be a better salve for your Friday night hangover than Chisme’s tres leches pancakes and harmonious mariachi? Nothing. Except maybe, if you dowsed it in their restorative St. Mary’s Sangria. Chisme, opened by the Empty Stomach Restaurant Group that’s also behind Hot Joy and Barbaro, is now serving up this winning combination every…

Sit Down For This: Estate Coffee Is Making Popfogatos

Paletas in cocktails has been a thing for a minute, but the guys at Estate Coffee Co. are turning to the Italian affogatos for inspiration these days. Available now through the foreseeable hot summer days, Estate is offering popfogatos, a double espresso meets paleta combo similar to the Italian dessert that uses ice cream instead…

Drink Beer, Raise Funds for Military Scholarships

Through May 29 (Memorial Day), your purchase of Budweiser’s camouflage or America beer will help San Antonio military students. Each year, the brand’s local distributor, Silver Eagle, partners with Folds of Honor to raise scholarship funds for families of U.S. military disabled or killed in service. This year, two area high schoolers were awarded scholarships.…

Nebraska’s Scooter’s Coffee Is Coming to SA

Coffee lovers will have another way to get their fix of caffeine this summer with the opening of Scooter’s Coffee off Blanco Road. Franchisee Catherine Gerch, who also owns a location in Boerne, is hoping the drive-thru/walk-up store will open in mid-June. The first Scooter’s Coffee was opened in 1998 by co-founders Don and Linda Eckles.…

“Pirates of the Caribbean” has Officially Outstayed its Welcome

Okay, make it stop. This amusement-park ride has gone on long enough. I adored the original Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy: they were smart, fun popcorn flicks that worked as clever updates on the classic Hollywood swashbuckler. I tolerated 2011’s On Stranger Tides because it still had hints of what made the original trilogy great.…


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