Sep 18-24, 2013

Sep 18-24, 2013 / Vol. 27 / No. 37

5 Things You Have to Do This Week

1. “The Philosophical Baby” Presented by the Mind Science Foundation, Dr. Alison Gopnik’s talk “The Philosophical Baby” promises to outline “new discoveries and their implications for the way we think about young children and ourselves.” An internationally recognized leader in the study of children’s learning and development, Gopnik has authored more than 100 articles in…

Breaking Bad: A Study Guide

Brush up on Breaking Bad before Wednesday’s Geeks Who Drink Quiz. (Courtesy AMC Networks) Get ready for Wednesday’s Geeks Who Drink quiz at Firehouse Pub & Grill (5380 Walzem) with this sample quiz. Read more about the nerdtastic event here: Geeks Who Drink Hosts Breaking Bad Quiz. 1. What does Walter Jr say veggie bacon…

Westin La Cantera hosts Hogtoberfest

Check out the grounds at Westin La Cantera. (Courtesy) Octoberfest shindigs are popping up already. The Westin La Cantera Resort (16641 La Cantera Pkwy) will host a pig roast and beer dinner at 7 p.m. on Friday, October 4 at the La Cantera Resort Grille. The dinner will include four stations with a variety of…

Documentary Shines Light on Shady Assisted Living Industry

Moving Mom, Dad, Grandma or Grandpa into assisted living is already an agonizing choice. Wondering whether these unregulated facilities are in actuality neglectful hellholes that could end up killing them is even more excruciating. Yet that’s what a recent Frontline/ProPublica documentary forces us to confront. Life and Death in Assisted Living, which first aired on…

The Most Outlandish of New York Fashion Week

  10. Richard Seco Last but not least, Richard Seco finds inspiration in Shanghi-like pieces. Titling his collection, “POWER”, Seco stresses sophistication within a busy city lifestyle. It also seems as if he finds inspiration in the “Cyclops” character of X-Men, with round red glasses on almost all his models.     9. Zac Posen…

Machete Calls Out Floyd Mayweather Jr.

The one man Mayweather doesn’t want to fight. When Floyd Mayweather Jr. disposed of Saúl “Canelo” Álvarez last Saturday at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Machete was there, and he didn’t like what he saw. That’s why, during an exclusive Thursday meeting with the Current in Austin, the baddest Mexican alive sent a clear…

Bonehead Quote Of The Week: Don McLeroy on Science Textbooks

Okay, so this week it isn’t necessarily a “bonehead” quote but it sure is bizarre. Controversial former State Board of Education Chair Don McLeroy, a young-earth creationist and right-wing Republican who dragged the board to the forefront of the culture wars during his infamous reign, made an appearance at the SBOE public hearing this week…

Titstare, Brogrammers and Donglegate: 10 examples of sexism in tech

Perhaps you saw our article about FemTechNet, which strives to include women and feminist theory in the greater discussion about technology, and thought to yourself “Meh, show me some sexism in tech and maybe I’ll pay attention.” You got it, bro. “Orly?” – Grace Hopper (deceased), creator of one of the first programming languages 1)…

First Look: Tuk Tuk Tap Room

Whether it was intentional or not, I wore my Sriracha shirt to my soft opening turn at Tuk Tuk Tap Room (1702 Broadway). But the mission for tonight was to check out the menu items. The current iteration has eight menu items and two off-menu specials being offered including a phonetically spelled tod kratiem prick…

Tom DeLay Acquitted of Money Laundering

Looks like “Hot Tub Tom” is off the hook—at least for now. Tom DeLay, a former U.S. House Republican from Sugarland, was found guilty by jury of conspiring to commit money laundering during the 2002 election cycle and sentenced to three years in prison in November 2010. On bail, Delay was waiting to appeal his…

Boiler House Celebrates National Drink Beer Day

Ranger Creek will party on National Drink Beer Day. (Courtesy) In what will likely be another excuse to drink great beer, September 28 was named National Drink Beer Day. To celebrate, Boiler House Texas Grill & Wine Garden (312 Pearl Pkwy, Building 3) and Ranger Creek Brewing & Distilling will team up for a five-course…

Tapping Texan Culture at the Institute of Texan Cultures

(Courtesy) The Institute of Texan Cultures (801 E. Cesar E. Chavez Blvd) will team up with St. Arnold, the San Antonio Cerveceros and Cocina Fresca Salsa for a beer-centric on September 27 from 6 to 8 p.m. The event will help highlight the ongoing exhibit, “Made in Texas,” which showcases Texas’ impact on food, art,…

Shot of the Week: The Brain Hemorrhage

This is your brain on The Brain Hemorrhage. My friend came to visit me this week; he told me about a shot that I just had to try, The Brain Hemorrhage. For a shot with such a gross name (that will make an excellent addition to your Halloween drink line-up), The Brain Hemorrhage is quite…

10 Things You Have To Do This Weekend

1. Mickey Avalon It may have taken the ascent of Macklemore to seal the deal, but hip-hop has finally transmogrified itself enough to make the likes of Mickey Avalon a superstar. Whether or not you believe his harrowing tales of the worst childhood this side of a Todd Solondz movie, there’s no denying how charismatically…

Report Slams Eagle Ford Shale Regulators for Health Hazards, Lax Oversight

A newly released critical report by national environmental non-profit group, Earthworks, describes drilling in the Eagle Ford Shale as marked by a “toxic mix of irresponsible industry operators and negligent regulators,” as well as suffering families. Beneath the Eagle Ford formation in South Texas lies a 400-mile stretch of oil and gas, ripe for major…

Brooklynite Hosts Ranger Creek Whiskey Party

This white dog has bite. (Courtesy) Ain’t no party like a whiskey party, ’cause a whiskey party won’t stop? Get free whiskey samples from 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. Thursday, September 19 at The Brooklynite, 516 Brooklyn Ave. The venue is hosting a Ranger Creek Whiskey Party to celebrate their newest creation, La Bestia Defavorable.…

Alton Brown Skips SA While On 40-City Tour

Alton Brown, author, actor, chef, and t.v personality will be touring across the nation and will visit Austin on January 29, 2014. Tickets are now on sale. For those of you who don’t know who Alton Brown is, he is royalty of all things food and media. He will be touring through 40 cities across…

Sundance Grant Winning Documentary ‘San Antonio Four’ Screening Friday at Esperanza Peace & Justice Center

Related: San Antonio Film Receives Grant From Sundance Institute In 1994, Elizabeth Ramírez, Kristie Mayhugh, Anna Vásquez and Cassandra Rivera (later known as the “San Antonio Four”) were accused by Ramírez’ nieces—then 7 and 9—of horrifying rape crimes and satanic rituals. Despite debunked medical evidence and inconsistencies in the victims’ testimonies, the jury convicted all…

Feast Kicks Off Monday Night Guest Chef Series

The debut dinner will focus on Thailand eats. (Courtesy) Heads up, food nerds: Feast executive chef Stefan Bowers is opening his kitchen up to guest chefs starting next Monday, September 23. The debut dinner will be headlined by Jennifer Dobbertin, caterer-owner of Hot Mess Catering, We Both Love Soup and Riff Raff Supper Club. Dobbertin,…

Sweet Treats During Brazilian “Gaucho Day” at Fogo de Chão

  Fogo de Chão’s signature steak, Picanha, a popular cut originated from southern Brazil. (Courtesy) As a part of Brazilian tradition, Fogo de Chão, 849 E. Commerce St., will be honoring southern Brazilian cowboys, known as gauchos for their bravery during the Farroupilha Revolution on Gaucho Day, September 20. How will they celebrate? With free…

Morrissey Autobiography Coming ‘Within The Next Few Weeks’

Related: Morrissey + Charlie Brown = World’s Most Depressing Mashup Tumblr, ‘This Charming Charlie’ 54 Morrissey GIFs For Morrissey’s 54th Birthday According to Morrissey’s True to You website, his long rumored autobiography, Autobiography (You would, Moz. You would.), is being published by Penguin “within the next few weeks.” The publication of Morrissey’s Autobiography remains with Penguin Books. This is a…

Drinks for Hunger: Go Orange with Bohanan’s

The Orange Blossom (Courtesy) I love a good cause, but my favorite thing might be drinking for a good cause (it makes me feel like less of a lush). We’ll all get a chance to do just that next Tuesday, September 24, from 6 to 8 p.m. as Bohanan’s Prime Steaks and Seafood joins the…

FemTechNet San Antonio Schedule

Anne Balsamo, one of FemTechNet’s co-facilitators and host of “Labor” video dialogue So, you’ve read our story about FemTechNet, the exciting, new alternative to Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs) that feminist scholars are rolling out this month, and you’re thinking maybe you want to check it out (it is free, after all). There’s just one…

Conservative Groups Mount Effort to Recall Council Members Supporting NDO

Life After the NDO: A primer for local LGBT activists While the local LGBT community, basking in a recent historic win to combat city-sanctioned discrimination, consider council members who supported the non-discrimination ordinance tantamount to heroes, a small yet aggressive faction of conservatives slowly mount retribution for those members who cast a vote in favor…

Day in the Life: Main Street Pizza rebuilds after blaze

In the early morning of Saturday, June 29, an electrical fire ignited in the attic above the kitchen of Main Street Pizza. “By the time we got here, there were 11 fire trucks,” recalled owner Jo Ann Garza. “Thank goodness for the firemen.” The fire ravaged the kitchen, damaged equipment and left the entire building…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19):”If Taylor Swift is going to have six breakups a year,” observed comedian Bill Maher, “she needs to write a new song entitled ‘Maybe It’s Me.’” He was referring to Swift’s habit of using her romantic misadventures to stimulate her lyric-writing creativity. With that as your prompt, Aries, I’ll ask you to…

‘Tampa’ Hopes Pedophile Portrait Sparks Outrage (and Book Sales)

“People who look like me don’t go to jail.” So says Celeste Price, the insanely self-confident sexual predator who is the antiheroine of Alissa Nutting’s debut novel, Tampa. Celeste is pretty and blond, fit and long-legged, the kind of trophy chick that causes men’s tongues to roll out of their mouths, cartoon-style. But Celeste isn’t…

On the Rocks: Overproof liquor really is quicker

It seems that the origin of the term “proof” lies with the British Royal Navy. The story goes that in order to prove that the BRN was getting its shillings’ worth, a measure of rum (or gin) would be poured over gunpowder, and if the powder could still be lit with a flint, the booze…

Council Passes Budget, Evades Domestic Violence Program Cuts

A stark departure from the uproar over the non-discrimination ordinance, City Council chambers felt comparatively tranquil as council members, with little controversy, passed a balanced $2.3 billion budget for fiscal year 2014 last Thursday. However, one similarity between the two meetings stood out—District 9 council member Elisa Chan and District 10’s Carlton Soules dissented from…

Arctic Monkeys: ‘AM’

How charitable you feel towards the latest effort from Arctic Monkeys may well depend on when, not if, you became a fan of the now decade-old band. It’s definitely an improvement over the listless and blah-sounding Suck It and See, and on vampy glam-tainted rave-ups like “Arabella” and “I Want It All” they sound a…

Grand Theft Auto 5: Three times the fun

Sandbox games have become a popular genre in the past several years, yet few companies have been able to match the quality and pedigree of those manufactured by Rockstar Games. Over their legacy, they have been able to refine their formula for each title—picking apart exactly how the ones before succeeded and failed, and from…

Nirvana’s ‘In Utero’ Turns 20, Gets Deluxe Treatment

This week sees the 20th anniversary of the release of Nirvana’s third—and, as it would tragically play out, last—album, In Utero. Such occasions are a cause for looking back not only at the artifact in hand (and the way that time has altered our perception of what was, at the time, a cause for intense…

Geeks Who Drink Hosts Breaking Bad Quiz

Let’s get the puns out of the way: They’re the ones that quiz, geeks are the danger, yadda yadda. But this a pretty big deal: Geeks Who Drink, the Denver-based bar-trivia-on-crack company is unleashing its latest themed quiz tackling Breaking Bad meth-heads on September 25 in 18 cities across the U.S., which is just enough…

6 Ways to Get your Grub/Drink On This Week

Saturday, September 21: Learn how to throw your own tapas party with tips and techniques from the Culinary Institute of America San Antonio’s chef instructors. This hands-on course will go through Spanish cooking including finger foods and hearty dishes. $250, 9:30am-2:30pm, 312 Pearl Pkwy, 210-554-6400, ciachef.edu. Sunday, September 22: Support local food culture and elevated…

One Lucky Duck: No starvation cleanses here

San Antonio, once one of the nation’s fattest cities, recently dipped below the state average for obesity. Still, nearly 30 percent of our population is classified as obese according Metro Health, and many still struggle with diabetes. While we’ll probably never give up our beloved comfort foods, One Lucky Duck owner Noah Melngailis hopes the…

Savage Love: Noise Makers

My question is one of etiquette. My lesbian wife and I live in an apartment. The noise pollution between flats can be pretty bad. Anyone who lives in the building is aware of this, and keeping noise down after certain hours is a common courtesy. I wouldn’t play loud music after a certain hour, or…

‘Salinger,’ A Documentary He Would Have Loathed

About the nicest thing you could say about this catty, painfully intimate deconstruction of the elusive, outsized genius Jerome David Salinger is that the author himself would have loathed it. The famed writer was pathologically adverse to hero worship, so we could only imagine his reaction to a lengthy tribute/analysis of his life, in which…

Future Star Chefs Show-off at Texas Cooks’ Co-Op

RELATED: 6 Signs the San Antonio Food and Nightlife Scene is Blowing Up PHOTOS: This is Why You Need to Go to a Texas Cooks’ Co-Op Dinner You’ve eaten their food whether you know it or not. If your regular haunts within the last few years have included Sandbar, Laurent’s Modern Cuisine, Bella on the…

Grammy-winning Pianist Ramsey Lewis Should Make Waves at JazzSAlive

You would think a 30-year celebration of anything would merit a huge fanfare, big names and a lot of noise. That’s just not the style of Jazz’SAlive, a festival that always chose integrity first—like jazz itself, the only fireworks you see are in the playing. Instead, this year’s edition—taking place Saturday and Sunday at Travis…

Green Day to Release ‘¡Cuatro!’ Doc

Good news for Green Day fans: the documentary film ¡Cuatro! will be released September 24th via iTunes, Amazon, Qello and on physical DVD. ¡Cuatro! promises to “pull back the curtain and take fans inside the world of Green Day,” offering live performances from their U.S. tour dates and behind the scenes of the recording of…

This Bytes: Homemade Pumpkin Spice Syrup Recipe

Nom nom, slurp slurp nom. Are we jumping the gun by posting a recipe for pumpkin spice syrup? No? OK good. We know in Texas it’s going to continue to be hot until October but we figure if Starbucks can start selling their pumpkin spice lattes the first week of September then we can surely…

10 Free Events Happening in San Antonio This Week: 9/17 – 9/22

1.) Wonder Worlds: Carnival Night Tuesday, Sept. 17, 7 p.m. – 9 p.m. Rides, lights, music, food, and fun are all elements that make up a carnival. San Antonio artist Rebecca Dietz reminds us the carnivals and fairs of our childhood with her new photo series “Wonder Worlds.” This series will be shown at the…


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