The Burger Issue 2019

Feb 13-26, 2019 / Vol. 33 / No. 4
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Eat, Drink, Party: Where to Celebrate Mardi Gras in San Antonio

Friday, March 1 Mardi Gras Artisan Show // Celebrate Mardi Gras with great art — ceramics, jewelry, paintings and more — during this special event on the River Walk. 11am-11pm, 100 Villita St., (210) 227-4262. First Friday Pub Run: Mardi Gras // Make your way downtown with a 13-stop pub run, starting with Moses Rose’s Hideout and ending…

Pick 3: Avant-Garde Percussionist Claire Rousay Exposes Left-Field Artists in the Alamo City

A month ago, we launched a series asking members of San Antonio’s music scene to share information on their three favorite local artists working inside their respective  genres. This week, we tapped experimental percussionist extraordinaire Claire Rousay, who also curates the avant-garde music program Contemporary Whatever.  Nadia Botello Nadia Botello produces sound installations rather than…

Brown Coffee Moves HQ to Larger, Interactive Location in Southtown

Brown Coffee Co. will close its HQ location on Saturday, as the company prepares to open its new Southtown shop on March 9. In its 13 years in operation, Brown Coffee Co. has developed a reputation for great coffee — even gaining recognition from TV food personality Alton Brown as the place for the world’s…

Death by Shred: Instru-Metal Titans Animals as Leaders Return to San Antonio

Few bands, especially in metal, have pushed their genre as far forward in technicality and sheer musicianship as Animals as Leaders. With lone guitarist Tosin Abasi at the helm, the three-piece combines elements of technical metal and progressive, polyrhythmic rock for dizzying results known to makes brains explode. Alongside acts like Periphery and Born of…

British Psych-Pop Outfit The Zombies Hitting Up Paper Tiger

For a rare treat, local fans of 1960s psych-pop can catch veteran British outfit the Zombies in action at Paper Tiger this week. The five-piece band, whose two principals — keyboardist Rod Argent and vocalist Colin Blunstone are still at the helm — was formed in 1962 and rode the British Invasion to success, dropping two…

The Real Comedians of Social Media Blaze Through San Antonio

On Sunday, I had the opportunity to meet backstage with comedian Kevin Fredericks, better known as “KevOnStage,” right before a performance of great stand-up. Fredericks, 35, is currently on tour in support of his latest independently-funded production, The Real Comedians of Social Media. Alongside fellow comedians Tahir Moore, 34, and Tony Baker, 41, the tour…

Yoga Studio, Chocollazo to Open at Hemisfair Next Month

Hemisfair will welcome its newest tenants — Blue Cat Yoga Studio and Healing Arts and Chocolazzo —  in the coming weeks. Blue Cat Yoga Studio will celebrate its soft opening on Friday, March 1, with several free public yoga classes, including a “Bend and Brew” event with Con Safos. Sign up for a free class here. Blue Cat…

Study Ranks How Hard San Antonio Works Compared to Other U.S. Cities

Don’t let anyone tell you you’re lazy, San Antonio. A new study by the always-studying-something folks at WalletHub ranks San Antonio as the 44th-hardest-working city in the United States. The hardest-working among the nation’s 116 largest cities is Anchorage, Alaska, while the least-hard-working is Detroit. The financial site compared the cities using data ranging from…

San Antonio Couple Opening New Food Truck All About Beignets

The Beignet Stand —  a new food trailer from husband-and-wife team Michael Grimes and Elisa Treviño — promises to bring cafe au lait and freshly-fried treats to new and familiar San Antonio customers this March. The couple introduced San Antonio to their take on classic and creative beignets via Southern Grit, their catering and pop-up food business,…

Psychedelic Furs Gear Up for a Return to San Antonio

Although they were birthed of the London punk scene, circa 1977, the sound of the Psychedelic Furs has evolved over time, from edgy to downright poppy. Formed by Brothers Richard and Tim Butler, the Psychedelic Furs produced chart-topping hits relatively early in their career, and in 1986, filmmaker John Hughes used a version of their…

Sausage Showdown Returns to Southtown This Weekend

If you’re up for getting the meat sweats this weekend, you may want to hit up the second annual Wild Game Sausage Showdown. This Sunday, the sausage fest will return to Beethoven Maennerchor from 2-6 p.m. for an afternoon of cured meats with a gamey twist, cold German beer and polka tunes. More than a…

Texas Senator John Cornyn Quoted a Fascist on Twitter For Some Reason

Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) decided to fire off a bizarre, out-of-context quote from infamous 20th century Italian fascist Benito Mussolini on Sunday morning. “We were the first to assert that the more complicated the forms assumed by civilization, the more restricted the freedom of the individual must become.” Benito Mussolini — Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn)…

San Antonio Drug Rep Pleads Guilty to $8 Million Fraud Scheme

San Antonio pharmaceutical rep Holly Blakely this week entered a guilty plea deal for her role in an $8 million healthcare fraud, from which she gained $1 million, according to a Fox29 report. Blakely, 45, was charged in a 30-count indictment and admitted to flowing more than $400,000 in bribes and kickbacks to healthcare providers…

Latin Rock Giants Maná Are Coming Back to San Antonio

When your band has garnered four Grammy’s, eight Latin Grammy’s and 19 Billboard Latin Music Awards, just to name a few accolades, chances are, you’re doing something right. Maná, one of the biggest names in Latin rock, will head back out on the road this year for the Rayando El Sol Tour, named for the single…

Bar America Unveils Rooftop Patio, New Mural After Remodel

A longtime player in San Antonio’s bar scene has gotten a major upgrade to keep up with the times. Bar America, which opened in 1942, recently remodeled, adding a rooftop patio and a mural — both features common across its arty Southtown neighborhood. Posts on the watering hole’s Facebook page show off the space and encourage…

Austin Named Best State Capital to Live In by New Report

State capitals aren’t always the biggest or best cities in their state, but Austin can brag about being the best city among U.S. state capitals. A new report from financial site WalletHub ranked all of the capitals by affordability, economic well-being, quality of education and health as well as quality of life. The study suggests that…

Gourdough’s San Antonio Location Delays Opening for March

Gourdough’s Public House Friday announced plans to postpone the Grand Opening of its new River Walk location — originally slated to open this weekend — to Saturday, March 2. Don’t fret, donut fans: Gourdough’s still will introduce its special Selena-inspired donut (and give away more free donuts) next Saturday, between noon to 4 p.m. During that time,…

San Antonio’s Board Couple Creates Cheese Board with Style for Speaker Pelosi

The Board Couple, run by real-life local couple Bryan Gonzales and Monica Nino, served custom grazing boards — filled with cheese and charcuterie — for a local Thursday night event with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. The company, which pairs specialty foods including cheese, cured meats, fruits, nuts and honey, designed the boards to include artisan crackers,…

Zoé, Metric Co-headlining Tour with Stop At Aztec Theatre

How I didn’t get caught smoking weed at the Pearl Stables during the 2013 Metric show is beyond me. But hey, I’ll take the W, because the band’s dynamic indie-pop sound was even more fun with a little bit of THC in my system. Anyway, Metric is returning to the Alamo City for a co-headlining…

Inaugural Black Restaurant Week San Antonio Spotlighting Black-owned Food Spots

In San Antonio, where the black community makes up 7% of the total population, Black-owned restaurants, food trucks and businesses are often overlooked for their contributions to the city’s food culture. The inaugural Black Restaurant Week San Antonio (BRWSA), Feb. 24- March 3, 2019, will highlight great food events and local deals from participating restaurants…

Torchy’s Tacos Teases Third San Antonio Location

Torchy’s Tacos, the Austin-based postmodern taqueria, is apparently growing their network of San Antonio locations. The Express-News reports that paperwork has been filed on a location in Sonterra (18210 Sonterra Place, to be specific) with August 1 targeted as the completion date for construction. Dates can be impressionistic this early in the process, but that…

’90s European Avant-Pop Act Stereolab is Headed to San Antonio

Holy shit, you guys, Stereolab is sliding to San Antonio. The avant-garde pop act formed in 1990 combines elements of krautrock and lounge music with hints of jazz and bossa nova thrown into the mix. It’s basically the hippest elevator music you’ve ever heard, although they’re much more than that. After a decade hiatus to…

San Antonio Woman Makes It to Semifinals on The Rock’s Titan Games

There’s a good chance a San Antonio woman will seize the brass ring on the Rock’s reality show The Titan Games. Jackie “Jax” Wood has represented the Alamo City during the inaugural season of the NBC program, and she’s one of the eight remaining women that made it to the semifinals. During Thursday evening’s episode,…

Second Volare Pizza Location Now Open Inside Former Olmos Pharmacy

The good news is that the neon sign remains in place, signaling back to the history of the Olmos Pharmacy, which had done business since 1938. Volare has opened their doors for business in the old soda fountain. It is the pizzeria’s second location, and owners Pilar De La Vega and Antonio Sorgente have expanded…

Has Southern Food Colonized San Antonio or Vice Versa?

Draw a vertical line down the center of Texas. If east Texas is the South and west Texas is the Southwest, where do you plot San Antonio?  To make the calculation into a cultural one, the indicators could be diehard Mardi Gras celebrants measured against the number of ranchers in your bloodline. Call it crawfish…

Houston-based Anitra Jay Stopping By Bar 301

Anitra Jay is a Houston-based singer-songwriter whose managed to create a buzz for herself with great press and a recent TV show song placement. On the 23rd, she’ll bring her estimable talents to a relatively new venue in town. This is a show to be excited about. First, because Jay is one hell of a…

Post Animal, Ron Gallo Round Out Paper Tiger Bill This Weekend

Chicago’s Post Animal is a psychedelic rock six-piece that’s charted a different musical course than most of its contemporaries. The band’s music incorporates elements of math rock (especially in its frequent tempo shifts), some harder edges borrowed from metal and a ritualistic vibe that feels more raw and immediate than the spacey, new age-y bullshit…

Alamo City Guitar Bazaar Blasts Through El Tropicano Riverwalk

As many expos and conventions as San Antonio hosts, it’s surprising a large-scale guitar show has never landed here. But that’s indeed the situation, and to remedy it, the owners of Robot Monster Guitars and Collectibles have launched the Alamo City Guitar Bazaar, the first of what they’re hoping becomes an annual excuse for musicians…

Actor Dax Shepard Brings Armchair Expert Podcast to Majestic Theatre

Known to most for either his roles in slapstick comedies like 2004’s Without a Paddle or his marriage to Veronica Mars herself, Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard has embarked on a path taken by many a celebrity before him: podcasting. His show Armchair Expert follows the conversational format typical of the medium, which readily lends itself…

Award-Winning Poet Terrance Hayes to Give Reading at Trinity Next Week

Two-time National Book Award winner and MacArthur fellow Terrance Hayes will be in San Antonio next week for a few events. On Thursday, February 28, Hayes will give a free public reading at Trinity University’s Laurie Auditorium at 7 p.m. Fellow poet Michelle Whittaker, a friend of Hayes, will moderate the reading. A true patron of…

The Good Kind Opening Southtown Location This Weekend

The Good Kind will open its second location in Southtown on Saturday, February 23. The Southtown menu features savory breakfast options and wholesome pastries as well as grab-and-go items like sandwiches, smoothies, salads and even indulgent dishes like mac and cheese, which range between $4 and $11. Expect to try classic and new brunch and…

LaMarcus Aldridge Admits He Doesn’t Eat Tacos and We’re Devastated

Wheaties may be the breakfast of champions, but tacos are without a doubt the breakfast of San Antonians. Except LaMarcus Aldridge, apparently. During All-Star Weekend, the Spur sat down with ESPN’s Alfredo Lomeli for an interview, during which he admitted that he doesn’t eat breakfast tacos — or, really, any tacos for that matter. Lomeli,…

James Avery Just Released a Piñata Charm, Y’all

Jewelry maker James Avery certainly knows what Texans love and it’s made a business out of catering to those interests. Remember the Whataburger-inspired charms? I rest my case. Now the Kerrville-based company is tailoring to Texans’ other interests by releasing culture-based symbols relevant to the Lone Star State. Check out its recently released a charm in…

Early ’90s Noise Rockers Cherubs Return to San Antonio

Cherubs, a band from the golden era of Texas underground rock, is back with a vengeance. The noisy three-piece got its start in the Austin music scene of the early ’90s, playing shows alongside acts like Butthole Surfers and Drain, which actually was comprised of members of both bands. The band broke up in ‘94,…

Where to Get Boozy in San Antonio on National Margarita Day

People invent food-based holidays all the time. Seriously, it seems like National Donut Day happens every other week. But National Margarita Day, Friday, February 22, seems especially relevant in San Antonio. So, here are a few local spots offering marg specials to celebrate. Q Bar at Hyatt Regency San Antonio // Can’t commit to one margarita?…

Violent Femmes and X to Tear Up San Antonio in May

Best known for the songs “Blister in the Sun” and “Gone Daddy Gone,” Milwaukee folk-punksters Violent Femmes were one of the most-beloved cult bands of the ’80s. After a breakup possibly stemming from the selling of “Blister in the Sun” to fast-food chain Wendy’s and a lengthy hiatus, the band reformed back in 2013 for…

Accused San Antonio Serial Killer Sentenced to Life in Prison

An accused serial killer from San Antonio was sentenced Tuesday to life in prison without possibility of parole. Judge Lori Valenzuela handed down the sentence to Johnny Joe Avalos, who admitted to slaying five women from 2012 through 2015, according to a report by MySanAntonio.com. Avalos, 31, will serve a pair of life sentences at…

Chef Jason Dady’s New Taco Joint Opens in Downtown Austin

Chef Jason Dady, owner of renown local restaurants including Tre Trattoria, Range and Alamo BBQ, introduced his newest restaurant, Chispas, to downtown Austin this week. “We’re not trying to take San Antonio to Austin, we’re just trying to create a cool, fun place to get tacos and margs,” he told the Current. “I’m not getting…

Of Montreal Brings The Weirdness to San Antonio in April

For a band that writes in standard verse-chorus pop music structure, Of Montreal have taken a weird (though relatively accessible) approach to their craft. At times, frontman Kevin Barnes and friends sound like the Beatles, other times they sound like Animal Collective, but most importantly, they sound like themselves: an indie-pop group on a ton…

Synth Duo Ghostland Observatory Returns to San Antonio in March

If you were in your late teens to early 20s when Ghostland Observatory first blew up on the scene, there’s a good chance you were under the influence of hallucinogens while listening to their music. And though it’s been over a decade since “Sad Sad City” hit their airwaves, the Austin-based due released See You…

Periphery Hosting Special Paired Dinner with McPherson Cellars

Periphery on Main is teaming up with award-winning Texas winery McPherson Cellars for a special paired dinner on Wednesday, February 27. Guests are invited to join the family-style dinner to hear from winemaker Kim McPherson. The dinner will feature six courses, including charred spring vegetable salad with green curry vinaigrette, chicken schnitzel and a special…

Cinematic Spillover: Short Reviews of Donnybrook and Patrick

Here are a couple of short reviews of movies that will be released on February 15 in San Antonio theaters or on VOD. Donnybrook Writer/director Tim Sutton (Dark Night) chooses grit over a gripping screenplay in Donnybrook, a heartless and violent exploration of the most miserable fringes of American society from the perspective of a…

Indie Rockers Local Natives are Headed to San Antonio This Summer

You couldn’t really escape a Local Natives song in the early 2010s. With the hit “Wide Eyes,” Los Angeles-based band’s sound embodied all the lushness of that era of indie rock: pop aesthetics, acoustic textures, layered vocals and harmonies, clever guitar licks and danceability. Along with acts like Fleet Foxes, the Shins and Yeasayer, Local…

Puro Snack Alert: H-E-B Now Selling Mango Chamoy Cookies

San Antonians love the combination of mango and chamoy, especially when served cold — like in the form of a margarita or mangonada. But will they go for it in a cookie? Looks like H-E-B is putting San Antonio’s puroness (did we just make that a thing?) to the test by releasing Mango Chamoy Twisters in…

Shutdown Deal Includes Language to Protect a Butterfly Sanctuary and Other Landmarks from Border Barrier

This article was originally published by the Texas Tribune. U.S. Rep. Henry Cuellar said Thursday that he’s added language to a compromise bill aimed at avoiding another government shutdown that would prohibit border fencing at five major landmarks in the Rio Grande Valley. On Thursday, the House and Senate approved a 1,159-page spending package that the…

Death Metal Dudes Cannibal Corpse Hitting Up Vibes Event Center

UPDATE: Due to the announcement that Alamo City Music Hall is closing, the event has been moved to the Vibes Event Center. With 14 albums out since its 1988 formation, it’s safe to say that Cannibal Corpse has outlived the majority of its death metal counterparts from that era. While the band delivers pummeling waves…

San Antonio River Foundation Hosting Tree Giveaway This Month

The San Antonio River Foundation, in partnership with the City’s Parks and Recreation Department, will host a free tree adoption event — giving away approximately 400 native tree — to residents on Saturday, Feb. 23, 2019. The event will be held at the Resendez Pavilion at Confluence Park, from 9 a.m. to noon, while supplies last. Residents are…

Jump-Start Welcomes New York-based Artist Judith Sloan for Workshop and Performance Exploring Storytelling, Borders and Migration

Often drawing from oral histories and the myriad realities of her home in Queens, New York, writer, actor, performance artist and educator Judith Sloan creates socially driven works that explore “the vagaries and luminescence of character, the relationships between social structures and the individual, and the pathos and absurdity of life.” In addition to earning…

Yass, Queen! Jennifer Lopez Is Returning to San Antonio

Selena is coming back to us, y’all! Well, at least the actress and singer who played Selena in the South Texas queen’s biopic. And even though Jennifer Lopez isn’t Selena in the flesh, she’s still proven herself as a pop and R&B icon by bringing visibility to the underrepresented demographic of Latin women in popular…

San Antonio’s Box Street Social Named Fourth-Best Food Truck in U.S.

The Box Street Social — a beloved San Antonio food truck and catering company — was recently recognized as the fourth-best food truck in the nation. The crew at the Box Street Social— including chef Edward Garcia III and restaurateur Daniel Treviño— was excited to hear the good news in the article published on the website Love Food. “It’s…

Brace Yourselves: Six-Hour Brunch Crawl on River Walk Planned for June

Bar Crawl Nation, some sort of partying-marketing conglomerate, is planning a “brunch inspired bar crawl” for June 15. The event promises some sort of uber-brunch: red carpet photography, bubbly, a VIP mimosa buffet and a DJ. The Facebook event promises an “afternoon of classy day-partying.” The partying itself will sprawl across seven different River Walk venues…

The Brooklynite Closing Later This Month, But Not For Long

It’s last call for The Brooklynite as we know it — at 516 Brooklyn Ave.— so stop by for your favorite house cocktails before doors close on Monday, February 25.  Loyal customers and new fans alike are invited to celebrate the bar’s final days with Tiki and Oaxaca-inspired events before the bar’s last party on Monday night…

Savage Love: The Doll

Q: I am a 56-year-old heterosexual man, and I have lived with ALS for the past six years. I am either in a wheelchair or in a hospital bed, and I have very little motor ability in my limbs. Like most or all male ALS patients, I still have full sensory ability, including a fully…

Free Will Astrology (2/13/19-2/26/19)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): When directors of movies say, “It’s a wrap,” they mean that the shooting of a scene has been finished. They may use the same expression when the shooting of the entire film is completed. That’s not the end of the creative process, of course. All the editing must still be done.…

San Antonio Rodeo Welcomes Comedy Stylings of Jim Gaffigan

Currently on his 2019 Quality Time Tour, Jim Gaffigan, Grammy-nominated observational comedian, actor, writer, producer and pitchman (yes, he’s one of about a dozen thespians to play KFC’s Colonel Sanders on TV), will make a stop at the AT&T Center during this year’s San Antonio Stock Show & Rodeo. Although he’ll have to compete with…

Spice Up Valentine’s Weekend with Erika Moon’s Cabaret Follies at Empire Theatre

Having cut her teeth in France, Erika Moon’s take on burlesque is distinctly European, veering away from the solo-centric American burlesque tradition. Just in time for Valentine’s, Moon’s latest production, Cabaret Follies, makes its debut as the tour launches in San Antonio. Cabaret Follies epitomizes Moon’s unique style, combining burlesque, cabaret, comedy and dance into…

Erotic Performers, Naughty Nuns and More in Store for La Santa Luna’s Third Annual Art of Fetish & Fashion Event

Championing a provocative aesthetic that sways from ethereal and romantic to dark and slightly macabre, La Santa Luna has evolved from a specialty boutique into a self-described “fashion collective” driven by creative director/designer/“head mother” Erica Reyna with support and inspiration from photographers, makeup artists, models, muses and brand ambassadors.  After she celebrates her birthday with…

The McNay Conjures America’s Golden Age with Exhibition Pairing Classic Cars and Postwar Paintings

In 2016, New York’s Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) unveiled “From the Collection: 1960-1969,” a chronologically organized capsule of its world-renowned permanent collection that went beyond the expected paintings, drawings and sculptures to include books, design objects and archival materials in immersive environments that conjured stylized time capsules. Reporting on that inspired reconfiguration, the New…


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