The Burger Issue 2020

Feb 26 - Mar 10, 2020 / Vol. 34 / No. 5
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Blue Star Contemporary Announces the Next Round of Berlin Residents

Four San Antonio artists may need to invest in some new luggage, because they’ll soon be headed to Germany as part of the next round of Blue Star Contemporary’s Berlin Residency Program. Today, Blue Star Contemporary said in a statement that Jill Bedgood, Joe Harjo, Jayne Lawrence and Sabine Senft have been selected as the…

Dole Voluntarily Recalls H-E-B Branded Tuscan Herb Salad Kit

Dole Fresh Vegetables Inc. has issued a voluntary limited recall for the H-E-B Tuscan Herb Chopped Salad Kit due to possible undeclared allergens like peanuts, soy, wheat and tree nuts. Dole mistakenly used the incorrect masterpack during production, potentially exposing the salad kit to allergens. Though no cases of illnesses or allergic reactions have been…

San Antonio Arts Commission Declines to Rule on Censored Artwork, Kicks Decision Back to City

Editor’s Note: This article has been updated to include comment from the City of San Antonio. Despite being taken up at a meeting Tuesday of the San Antonio Arts Commission, Xandra Ibarra’s controversial video artwork Spictacles: La Tortillera remains in limbo. Ibarra’s piece was removed in mid-February from the “XicanX: New Visions” exhibition after City Attorney Andy Segovia…

More Coronavirus Evacuees Headed to San Antonio Air Force Base

Around 100 passengers from a cruise ship that was carrying people infected with coronavirus are headed to Joint Base San Antonio-Lackland for quarantine, the San Antonio Express-News reports. Some 90 passengers being evacuated from the Grand Princess docked in Oakland, California are Texas residents, Gov. Greg Abbott’s office said in a statement Sunday. They’re expected…

Fish City Grill to Open Second San Antonio Location This Summer

Seafood franchise Fish City Grill will open its second San Antonio restaurant this summer at Culebra Commons, a mixed-use development at Loop 1604 and Culebra Road. Like the existing Northwoods Shopping Center location, the full-service restaurant will serve fresh seafood plates with a robust selection of wine, craft cocktails and beer. The Alamo Ranch location…

Jerk Shack’s Culinary Team Will Open New Food Concept at the Pearl

Mi Roti, a new food concept inspired by the flavors of the West Indies and the Caribbean, will open inside the Bottling Department Food Hall at the Pearl this month. Led by chefs Nicola Blaque and Lionel “Butch” Blache of the popular Jamaican restaurant The Jerk Shack, Mi Roti will specialize in delectable dishes that…

San Antonio Youth Pastor Charged with Aggravated Sexual Assault of a Child

A local youth pastor was arrested Friday after a young girl said he sexually assaulted her for years. According to reports, Clayton Turner was taken into custody a 12-year-old girl leveled the accusation. The victim told school officials last month that Turner had touched her inappropriately and sexually assaulted her. The girl’s accounts led authorities…

Austin’s SXSW Festival Canceled Over Coronavirus Fears

Organizers of Austin’s ever-expanding SXSW music, technology and film festival have pulled the plug on the annual gathering, citing concerns over the COVID-19 coronavirus. The event, which started in 1987, drew more than 417,000 attendees last year, and a number of San Antonio musical acts, filmmakers and tech companies were scheduled to attend this year.…

Spurs Hoping for a Win Against Luka Dončić and the Dallas Mavericks

In only his second season with the Dallas Mavericks, point guard Luka Dončić has taken the NBA by storm, drawing comparisons to basketball icons Larry Bird and LeBron James. A gifted playmaker, Dončić continues to jockey with James for the most triple-doubles this season. After a pair of losses in Dallas, the Spurs look for…

No, Tito’s Vodka Won’t Work as a Hand Sanitizer Against Coronavirus

A sudden demand for hand sanitizers to protect against the coronavirus has led many people to turn to homemade remedies, including one made with Tito’s Handmade Vodka. However, the Texas-based company has warned the public against using vodka to kill germs. “Per the CDC, hand sanitizer needs to contain at least 60% alcohol,” the company…

Dairy Queen Offering BOGO 80-Cent Blizzards for 80th Anniversary

Texas favorite Dairy Queen is celebrating its 80th birthday with an extra sweet deal for customers. Now through March 15, Dairy Queen patrons can purchase a Blizzard and get a second Blizzard for only 80 cents. Fans can choose from frosty options like the current Blizzard of the Month, Mint Oreo Blizzard, or look to…

Uniform, The Body Bringing Electric Noise Sounds to Paper Tiger

Sacred Bones Records label mates Uniform and The Body are headed back to San Antonio for a co-headlining show that will shake the Paper Tiger with electronic noise. For those not in the know, Sacred Bones Records prides itself in signing some of the gnarliest, darkest noise rock and harsh electronic acts. Both Uniform and…

San Antonio Zoo Successfully Breeds One of World’s Most Endangered Species

One of the world’s most critically endangered species has been successfully bred at the San Antonio Zoo after 11 years’ work and help from conservationists across the U.S. The zoo’s Center for Conservation and Research has hatched eggs of reticulated flatwoods salamanders, a species that after being decimated by development is down to a single wild…

More Democrats Than Republicans Voted in Texas’ Super Tuesday Primary

Democratic turnout for Tuesday’s Texas primary election fell just shy of 2.1 million, surpassing both Republican turnout and the party’s own 2016 numbers, the Texas Secretary of State reports. With all precincts counted, 2,076,000 people voted in Texas’ Democratic primary, compared to the 2,008,385 who participated in the Republican contest. On the surface, the numbers…

Twin Sisters Cantina Closes After Losing TABC Permit

The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission (TABC) has closed local bar Twin Sisters Cantina due to permit issues and alleged public safety violations. According to the TABC office, Twin Sisters’ management failed to fulfill the requirements needed to maintain its permit. In an interview with News 4 San Antonio, TABC Regional Supervisor Mark Menn said the…

Agarita Chamber Ensemble Performance to Support Sculpture Exhibition from San Antonio Artist

Consistently changing up the game, the Agarita Chamber Ensemble is performing music from Alban Berg, Anton Webern, Béla Bartók, Krzysztof Penderecki and Dmitri Shostakovich to accompany an exhibition of sculptures of Bryan-born, San Antonio-based artist Danville Chadbourne. The ensemble has a penchant for finding new settings for chamber music, and its latest collaboration is sure…

Joe Biden Wins Texas Primary in a Stunning Turnaround

Former Vice President Joe Biden has won the Texas presidential primary, continuing a stunning revival of his once-struggling campaign that has helped him solidify himself as one of the two leading contenders in the broader race for the Democratic nomination. Despite early voting returns putting U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders ahead of the former vice president,…

Adult Returns to San Antonio to Drown Us in Dark Waves of Synth Pop

Synth pop outfit Adult — sometimes stylized as ADULT. — has announced its San Antonio return for Thursday, May 21 show at Paper Tiger. The duo will be touring in support of Perception is/as/of Deception, which comes out April 10. Apparently, it also took on some interesting new mood-setting techniques for the recording process. “The duo painted…

5 San Antonio Artists and 1 Organization Named as NALAC Grant Awardees

The National Association of Latino Arts and Culture (NALAC) has announced the recipients of its 2020 Fund for the Arts grants. Among the recipients for its $10,000 Organization Grants is San Antonio’s Conjunto Heritage Taller, whose mission is to preserve the tradition of conjunto music by offering affordable classes to students of all ages and…

San Antonio Named Most Popular U.S. City for Mexican Food

Food industry news site Chef’s Pencil recently published a 2020 report on the most popular cuisines in the U.S., finding Mexican food among the nation’s most beloved fare. In other unsurprising news, the study named San Antonio as the most popular U.S. city for Mexican cuisine. Using Google Trends data, the report found that a…

Chicano Batman Return to San Antonio in Support of New Album

Dance-ready alternative Latin outfit Chicano Batman will return to San Antonio for a show at Paper Tiger on Wednesday, June 10. The four-piece is touring in support of a new album, Invisible People, which drops May 1. Formed in Los Angeles at the tail end of the aughts, the band harnesses elements of psychedelic rock,…

Blue Bell Releases First New Ice Cream Flavor of 2020

Blue Bell’s newest ice cream flavor — Cookie Dough Overload — will begin to hit Texas store shelves on Monday. Made with vanilla ice cream and brown sugar bites, the Cookie Dough Overload combines chocolate chip, peanut butter and fudge cookie dough pieces for a unique, decadent experience. “This is our first brand new flavor…

San Antonio Will Need to Wait to Hear the Fate of Poop-Pranking Cop

A decision is expected in 30 to 45 days about whether a San Antonio bike cop accused of trying to “prank” female officers by defiling their locker room toilet can return to his job. City spokeswoman Laura Mayes confirmed that an arbitration hearing in the case of SAPD Officer Michael Luckhurst concluded Thursday. A third-party…

Federal Court Halts President Trump’s ‘Remain in Mexico’ Immigration Policy

A federal appeals court blocked the Trump administration’s “remain in Mexico” policy on Friday, tossing out new rules requiring asylum seekers to camp south of the border while awaiting U.S. immigration hearings. The program is a keystone of Trump’s hardline immigration policy specifically directed at Central American migrants. Proponents argue the rule, called the Migrant…

McDonald’s Will Give Away Free Egg McMuffins in San Antonio on Monday

We see new invented food holidays make the calendar every year, but McDonald’s will celebrate its inaugural National Egg McMuffin Day by giving away free Egg McMuffins on Monday, March 2. For those unfamiliar with the iconic breakfast sandwich, the Egg McMuffin is built with an English muffin, egg, Canadian bacon and American cheese. Fans…

’80s Rock Mainstay Whitesnake Returning to San Antonio

Whitesnake, the hard rock and power-ballad machine that ruled the ’80s airwaves, is headed to San Antonio. The band will play Monday, August 31, at the Aztec Theatre. After 42 years in the business, the band is still trading in throwback guitar licks and big radio hooks, having pumped out a new album, Flesh &…

This Week in San Antonio Food News: Seafood Specials for Lent, Spicy Burgers and James Beard Award Nominations

The James Beard Foundation announced its 2020 list of semifinalists, putting three San Antonio chefs in the running for the coveted “Best Chef” award. Whether you’re going meat-free for 40 days or you’re looking for new lunch options, you’ll find plenty of Lent-friendly restaurant specials in San Antonio. Mexican comedian Chaparro Chuacheneger publicly declared his…

Elizabeth Warren Releases Plan for Border Communities Ahead of San Antonio Stop

Ahead of her Thursday evening appearance in San Antonio, Sen. Elizabeth Warren unveiled a plan for protecting border communities and reversing the Trump administration’s “incessant militarization” of the region. The Democratic presidential hopeful’s plan would immediately halt work on Trump’s wall along the U.S.-Mexico border and reverse the administration’s draconian immigration policies. It also would…

Revolutionizing Representation: Panel on American Dirt Controversy Stokes Important Conversation But No Easy Answers

Prompted by the controversy surrounding Jeanine Cummins’ novel American Dirt, Esperanza Peace and Justice Center recently hosted a panel discussion on Latinx underrepresentation in U.S. publishing. The lengthy, sometimes-uncomfortable exchange raised more questions than it answered. American Dirt, a 2020 Oprah Book Club pick, is a fictional narrative about a mother who flees the threat…

Industrial Supergroup Pigface Returning to San Antonio This Summer

After the successful run at the tail-end of last year that included the band’s first tour in 14 years, industrial stalwart Pigface is returning to San Antonio for a Tuesday, June 9, show at Paper Tiger. Since Pigface has always been a supergroup with a rotating cast of talent, it’s fun to see whom bandleader…

Coolio, P.O.D. and More to Headline This Year’s Oyster Bake

Oyster Bake will return to the grounds of St. Mary’s University in April with a full slate of rap, rock, country and Tejano acts. The food and music fest — dependably one of Fiesta’s most over-attended events — will take place Friday, April 17 and Saturday, April 18. This year, Oyster Bake attendees will get…

New Wildlife-Themed Starbucks Opening at the San Antonio Zoo

Changes are brewing in Brackenridge Park. After months of renovations, a new, wildlife-themed Starbucks will open at 3910 N. St. Mary’s on Monday, March 2. The building, which previously housed the Train Café near the entrance of the San Antonio Zoo, has been transformed into a full-service shop that will serve both visitors and the…

Assclown Alert: Republican Congressional Candidate Jamie Berryhill

You’d think men running for office in Texas would have learned from gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams’ “relax and enjoy it” comment that making rape analogies is a dumb fucking idea. Apparently not. In a now-deleted Facebook post, Republican congressional candidate Jamie Berryhill claimed a country with weak borders was like a woman whose value as…

Spurs Returning Home to San Antonio, Taking On Orlando Magic at AT&T Center

Orlando Magic high-flyer Aaron Gordon put on an impressive show earlier this month in a Slam Dunk Contest for the ages at NBA All-Star weekend in Chicago. Despite falling short against eventual winner Derrick Jones Jr., Gordon further endeared himself to fans outside of Orlando, courtesy of some questionable judging toward the tail end of…

Study: Funding Cuts Made It Harder for Texas Teens to Get Confidential Contraception Access

Texas’ tighter constraints on family planning programs slashed teens’ ability to access contraception without their parents’ consent, according to new study published in the Journal of Adolescent Health. What’s more, the study’s lead author cautioned that the findings foreshadow what may happen nationwide as the Trump administration enforces rules limiting what federally funded family planning…

Against Me! and Baroness Bring Co-Headlining Tour to Aztec Theatre

Against Me!, the punk band fronted by openly trans female Laura Jane Grace, is returning to San Antonio for a Sunday, May 24 show at the Aztec Theatre. Co-headlining the tour is ever-evolving metal act Baroness. According to Rolling Stone, Against Me! is working on the follow up to 2016’s Shape Shift With Me. In 2012, the band…

Where to Find Seafood Specials During Lent in San Antonio

Whether you plan to abstain from eating meat during the Lent season or you’re simply looking to try something new, San Antonio restaurants have you covered with fresh eats and seafood specials through April 9. Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery // This Gulf Coast-inspired restaurant is brimming with seafood options, including the Cellarman’s Lunch Pail —…

A Second M.A.C x Selena Reina Line Arrives This April

Days after Stripes convenience stores unveiled new Selena cups and the Tejano singer’s family announced the Selena XXV tribute concert, M.A.C Cosmetics has announced a new addition to its Selena Reina makeup collection. M.A.C’s original line took influence from Selena’s signature look and included red lipstick, pink eyeshadow and beige blush. This year’s will feature Bidi…

Gregg Popovich Wants San Antonio Residents to Vote in Texas Primary

Gregg Popovich isn’t just using his celebrity status to voice his frustration with President Trump during pre-game interviews. The San Antonio Spurs’ head coach appeared in a short clip posted to Mayor Ron Nirenberg’s Twitter that shows the pair encouraging residents to make sure their voices are heard in the Texas primary. “We have a…

Three San Antonio Chefs Score James Beard Awards Semifinalist Nominations

The James Beard Awards, considered to be the Oscars of the culinary world, annually recognizes the best chefs and restaurants in the nation. The James Beard Foundation announced its 2020 list of national semifinalists on Wednesday, netting three nominations for San Antonio. Local James Beard nominees include Alex Paredes of Carnitas Lonja, Esaul Ramos of…

Five Spicy Burgers to Enjoy During San Antonio Burger Week

If you’re looking to turn up the spice while participating in Burger Week, SA has no shortage of eateries offering bold and assertive flavors tailor-made for puro local tastes. After all, this is the city where the all-American food staple has been doctored up for decades with the addition of everything from refried beans and…

Indie-Pop Outfit Tennis Playing Paper Tiger This Friday

Husband and wife Alaina Moore and Patrick Riley make up the Denver-based indie-pop outfit Tennis, named, well, after the sport. Tennis combines elements of lo-fi bedroom pop with psychedelic surf-rock vibes for an amalgam that’s a great soundtrack to drifting off to sleep or taking a long summer drive to the beach. The band’s mix…

Comedian DeRay Davis Taking Over Laugh Out Loud This Weekend

Even though DeRay Davis is best known as Cookie Lyons’ cousin and hitman in the FOX show Empire, it’s unlikely he’ll be engaging in any gunplay when he comes to town. Comedy is his weapon of choice. Davis specializes in taking the “hood” out of Hollywood in standup specials such as his 2011 hit Power…


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