The Emoji Issue

Nov 11-17, 2015 / Vol. 29 / No. 45

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, November 19 JD McPherson His first album, 2012’s Signs & Signifiers, was hailed as “an utterly irresistible, slicked-back triumph” by Mojo and a “rockin’, bluesy, forward-thinking gold mine” by All Music Guide. I guess it’s aight. With Parker Millsap. $20, 8pm, Gruene Hall, 1281 Gruene, (830) 606-1281 Thursday, November 19 Mariachi Vargas Serenata en El Rio…

Celebrate the 21st Annual Mariachi Vargas Extravaganza at Noche De Cultura, Now!

Help welcome Mariachi Vargas singer-extraordinaire and violin virtuoso Andres Gonzalez and honor mariachi pioneer and Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán trumpeter Rigoberto Mercado tonight at the Instituto Cultural de Mexico at the Noche De Cultura event. The ceremony is free and open to the public.  This week marks the celebration of the 21st Annual Mariachi Vargas Extravaganza, which…

H-E-B Gets Low Marks on LGBT Equality and Inclusion Report

H-E-B is unrivaled in San Antonio for brand loyalty, commercials featuring local athletes and sweet, sweet deals (those Combo Locos, right?). But the grocery giant doesn’t rate quite so highly with its treatment of the LGBT community, according to a new report by the Human Rights Campaign. The Corporate Equality Index, a metric devised by…

You Can Feed the New Giraffes at the Zoo

For the first time in five years, giraffes are coming back to the San Antonio Zoo. After the long wait, zoo visitors will have the chance to feed these long-necked horses at the animals’ height level. Experience their beauty as they stare at you blankly while you feed them lettuce at the new interactive feeding…

San Antonio Has a New Film Commissioner

The City of San Antonio Department for Culture & Creative Development has announced a new San Antonio Film Commissioner. Galia Farber, who with more than 15 years of experience has worked as Production Manager for KLRU-TV, the Austin PBS affiliate which produces “Austin City Limits” and two-time Lone Star Emmy Award-winning show “SXSW Flashback.” Farber has…

At Least 100,000 Texas Women Have Induced Their Own Abortions

One of the main talking points of pro-choice proponents during debate over HB2, Texas’ controversial 2013 abortion law, was that the law would not reduce the number of abortions. Rather, enforcement of the law would reduce the number of safe abortions, as women who did not have access to adequate reproductive healthcare would attempt to…

San Antonio’s the 5th Best Place in the U.S. To Be a Nurse

Good news for nurses in San Antonio or nurses looking to relocate to the Alamo City: It’s one of the best places to work in the country. According to Austin-based SpareFoot — an online listing depository for self-storage — and Indeed, an online job listings site, San Antonio has the fifth most available jobs for…

Looks Like Lyft Is Starting Driver Orientations in San Antonio

Update, 12:33 p.m.: Lyft got back to us and says it should launch before the end of the year. A spokeswoman said she should be able to provide a more definitive launch date after the Thanksgiving holiday. Clarification, 10:54 a.m.: Lyft’s 9-month pilot program begins once operations begin. Original post continues below. Lyft should be…

10 Free Events Happening This Week

Tuesday, November 17 H-E-B Free Family Night It’s the third Tuesday of the month, which means that H-E-B is hosting its Free Family Night at The Doseum. The first 1,500 people to show up are admitted free. Parking is limited, so be sure to be there early. Free, 5:30pm, Tue., The Doseum, 2800 Broadway, (210)…

Tool and Primus are Coming to San Antonio

Tool, the band that helped launch Maynard James Keenan’s true calling – wine – will be headlining a 2016 tour along with 3Teeth and noodle-brained psychonauts Primus at the AT&T Center on Wednesday, January 13. Tickets for the event go on sale this Friday at ATTCenter.com, LiveNation.com, or can be purchased at the AT&T Center…

Watch Kawhi Leonard’s Monster Jam Against the Trailblazers

There’s a new lament in the NBA: Kawhyyyyyy?!?!? During the San Antonio Spurs’ fifth straight win last night, 93-80 over the Portland Trailblazers, Kawhi Leonard wowed the crowd at the AT&T Center with an acrobatic and powerful dunk over gigantic center Mason Plumlee.  The good folks who run the Spurs’ Facebook page did us all…

No, Gov. Greg Abbott Can’t Ban Refugees From Texas

Monkey see, monkeys do. Yesterday, something completely predictable happened. Conservative governors — and one Democrat — from 26 states tried to stand up to President Barack Obama. And by stand up against the president, I mean attempt to ban refugees from a war-torn Syria from entering their states — the obvious Christian thing to do…

Mayor Ivy Taylor Among Presenters for PechaKucha Night Vol. 20

PechaKucha Night San Antonio — an evening that brings together interesting and passionate folks to present 20 slides, each one lasting 20 seconds — announced presenters for its latest installment on Tuesday, December 1 at the Majestic Theatre (224 E. Houston St.). In partnership with SA2020, the latest edition of “chit chat” (PechaKucha’s Japanese translation)…

What’s Daddy Listening To? Protomartyr

I call my papa every week on Sunday, as I have done since I was a wee lad. You see, we have not lived together for a very long time because he is a traveling salesman. However, once a week when I make my phone call we talk all the important stuff: girls, guys, if…

San Antonio Cocktail Conference Tickets Are now on Sale

Presale tickets for the 5th annual San Antonio Cocktail Conference, scheduled for Thursday, January 14 through Sunday, January 16, 2016, are now on sale over at Do210. Prices range from $45 to $135.  The SACC brings together top bartenders and cocktail aficionados for a four-day celebration of spirits featuring educational seminars, guided tastings and parties. Once…

5 Things You Have to Do This Week

Monday, November 16 Out of Silence Abortion Stories Confronting the cacophony of polarizing political rhetoric surrounding abortion, Out of Silence asks the viewer to instead listen to the voices of women while exploring the situations, relationships, emotions and logistics that contextualize their decisions to seek abortion care. Presented by the Texas Freedom Network at Trinity…

2-year-old Beluga Whale Dies at SeaWorld San Antonio

A 2-year-old beluga whale died at SeaWorld San Antonio on Friday, the park announced this weekend.  According to KSAT, the cause of death will not be known until a necropsy is performed. Results from the procedure are not expected for at least six to eight weeks.  The whale, whose name was Stella, was being treated…

5 Shows to See This Week

Monday, November 16 Combichrist The video for Combichrist’s “Maggots at the Party” looks like a typical day in the Teller-Morrow body shop/clubhouse, complete with motorcycle revving, stripper tongue-licking and 9am whiskey shooting…and all the girls look like Kat Von D. These guys just missed the Family Values Tour. With The Birthday Massacre, MXMS, Echo Black.…

Severe Weather Possible Tonight, Tomorrow Morning

The National Weather Service reports that an upper level system and cold front could create strong to severe storms Monday night through Tuesday morning. “The Hill Country including the Austin and San Antonio areas are under a slight risk of severe weather,” according to NWS. Meteorologists warn that damaging winds and large hail are the…

Actor Aaron Eckhart on ‘My All-American,’ Texas Football, Tim Duncan

In the true-life sports drama My-All American, actor Aaron Eckhart (The Dark Knight) plays late UT football coach Darrell Royal, who won national championships with the Longhorns in 1963, 1969, and 1970. Part of the film covers the time when Royal recruited safety Freddie Steinmark, who, after playing in the 1969 “Game of the Century”…

U.S. Supreme Court to Take Up Texas’ Restrictive Abortion Law

The U.S. Supreme Court will take up components of the abortion law passed by the Texas Legislature in 2013 which greatly restricted access to abortions in the state. House Bill 2, the one which then-state Senator Wendy Davis staged a 13-hour filibuster to block, banned any abortion after 20 weeks and drastically raised standards for…

We Could Be Getting a Bacon Emoji, but, Alas, No Raspa

This week, we created a set of puro San Antonio emoji characters that we all need in our lives. Unfortunately, as much as we need a Big Red and barbacoa emoji, you can’t actually use them on your phone. That’s because Unicode Consortium, the body that decides the standard for computer character encoding, decides which emoji…

Rackspace Open Cloud Academy Moves Next to Geekdom

The Rackspace Open Cloud Academy dedicated a new space in the downtown Rand Building — where Geekdom is — this week. The tech company’s education center works on “developing technical talent, and enhancing technical career opportunities in our local community.” Students can achieve certifications, which can help bolster their careers. More than 100 people attended…

The Bread Box Cafe & Bakery to Open This Fall

Update November 30, 9:05 p.m.: The city’s latest bakery and cafe opens December 1 from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. per the company’s Facebook post this afternoon. Check out the teaser dessert up top.  Original post continues below.  More bread is always a good news, and I’m sticking to it. The Bread Box, formerly a…

Blue Bell Will Return to San Antonio on December 14

The wait is almost over. Blue Bell will be back on San Antonio shelves on December 14, according to the company’s website. The much-loved creamery has been on hiatus since April, when it recalled all of its products due to contamination by Listeria bacteria. The bacteria killed three people and hospitalized several more. Since then,…

Motörhead’s ‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor Bites It

I wouldn’t use that headline for just anyone, as it is literally a matter of life or death and some people get all bent out of shape when you try to crack wise about ol’ Jim Reaper (like they’ve never seen Patch Adams and shit), but if you’re at all familiar with the madman behind…

What’s Happening? The Blind Owls

Corpus Christi’s The Blind Owls skip over the corpse of Mersey-beat era Beatles (that’s the early stuff, goof), stopping only to pick their pockets for spare guitar picks, song lyric scraps and prophylactics. Owing a fair amount to the U.K.’s version of the U.S.’s version of ’50s rock ‘n’ roll, when the genre was just…

H-E-B Launches Online Shopping and Home Delivery

Are you a Texas ex-pat who pines for H-E-B’s selection of SOMETHING? Or a San Antonian who just doesn’t like to leave the house? Then today’s your luck day. H-E-B announced that it will now offer an online marketplace where customers can have items shipped directly to their home or office. In addition to shipping…

Jonathan Simmons on How the Spurs Develop Player Potential up I-35

Just last week, the San Antonio Spurs quietly announced that forward Jonathan Simmons had been assigned to the Austin Spurs of the NBA Development league. This came after the club recently exercised the third-year option on Kyle Anderson for the 2016-17 season. While the move wasn’t as heralded as the offseason additions of LaMarcus Aldridge…

What Should We Name the New Soccer Team in San Antonio?

Yes, we. Apparently, we’ll all get a crack at naming the new soccer team in San Antonio. Now that the City and County have both approved a deal to purchase Toyota Field from philanthropist and developer Gordon Hartman, Spurs Sports and Entertainment will move forward with its plan to bring a Major League Soccer team…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 11/12 International Artists-In-Residence Creative minds from the distinct art capitals of London, New York and Marfa converge in the final installment of Artpace’s 2015 International-Artists-In-Residence cycle. Hand-picked by NY-based Cecilia Alemani, whose curatorial credits include Frieze Projects and High Line Art, artists Cally Spooner (London), Marie Lorenz (New York) and Larry Bamburg (Marfa) have…

Tickets to Monster Jam Go on Sale Friday

San Antonio loves Monster Jam. There’s just something about 10,000 pound custom-designed vehicles with ginormous wheels and edgy names like “Grave Digger” taking to the air in acrobatic feats reaching up to 35 feet in the air and flying as far as 125 to 130 feet. Nothing quite says America (and Texas) like 1,500 to…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, November 12 Crizzly The Boerne native has a pretty consistent plan of attack: find a track from the trap and crunk heroes of Memphis, Houston and Atlanta and send them though an EDM bootcamp. 9pm, Paper Tiger, 2410 N St Mary’s St., papertigersa.com Thursday, November 12 Juan Gabriel Madres y tias, rejoice! La Voz esta aqui! Juan…

Another Game, Another Milestone for Tim Duncan

On LaMarcus Aldridge’s return to Portland — and a solid 113-101 win over the Trailblazers — Tim Duncan grabbed his 14,716th rebound. Now he has the 7th most rebounds in NBA history, passing Boston Celtic Robert Parish.  In this short season, Duncan set the record for most wins with a single team (954). Manu Ginobili,…

SAPD Arrests Suspect in Halloween Baby Abandonment Case

Since the end of October, San Antonio police have been looking for a woman captured in grainy video footage from the VIA Metropolitan Transit park and ride near Windcrest. She’s accused of abandoning a premature baby in a bathroom at the transit station. After releasing the photos to the public, police announced an arrest late…

Can You Help Identify the People in These Old Photos?

On a visit to the Alamo Antique Mall, a box of old 35 mm photographs caught Luis Muñoz’s eye. “I am not sure what hit home with these photos,” says Muñoz, executive producer at Bauhaus Media Group, Inc. “Something deep within just told me I had to buy them and try to find these people.” So he…

Southerleigh Sneakily Launched Brunch Two Weekends Ago

Don’t worry, y’all. I snuck in last week and got a peak at the menu. Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery (136 E. Grayson St., Suite 120, 210- is now serving a Saturday brunch from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. and the offerings are  pretty varied. You’ll find a German pancake (featured above) with lemon curd…

Texas Veterans Rally at State Capitol for Medical Marijuana Reform

Veterans from the Air Force, Army and Navy used the day that honors their service to rally in Austin, urging state officials to take a step toward creating a medical marijuana program that will allow treatment with cannabis for “service-related conditions,” like PTSD. Calling the action ‘Operation Trapped,’ which is backed by the Texans for…

Amazon Will Soon Offer Restaurant Delivery to SA Prime Members

In another attempt to justify paying $100-a-year (or $50-a-year for students) for two-day shipping and some TV shows , Amazon announced earlier this week that it will be partnering with restaurants in major cities to deliver food, including San Antonio.  Unlike other services like GrubHub, Amazon isn’t charging for the delivery service yet. The online…

To City Leaders: Put Vista Ridge to a Public Vote — or Explain Why Not

The following is an opinion piece submitted by a San Antonio Current reader. The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of the San Antonio Current or its parent company Euclid Media Group.  While a supporting water rate hike required to proceed with…

Houston Native Mel Chin to Construct Mission San Jose Art Portal

The Mission Reach’s third public art portal, this one at Mission San Jose, will be built by Houston native Mel Chin, according to Stuart Johnson of the San Antonio River Foundation. Chin’s work will join the other two art portals on the Mission Reach: “River Return” at Mission Concepción by Stacy Levy, and the recently…

Viva Vegeria Nails Vegan Nachos, Misses Some Flavors

I want to like vegetarian restaurants. I really do. As an avid carnivore, I know I need to eat more plants and less dairy. So I really want to like vegetarian and vegan restaurants. But dammit, sometimes they just won’t let me. Viva Vegeria is the sister restaurant to Vegeria on Broadway. Located on the…

Diwali Will Illuminate La Villita

Founded in 1640, nearly 100 years before the Alamo City, with more than triple the amount of residents, San Anto will celebrate its relationship with one of its nine sister cities — Chennai, India — with Diwali San Antonio Festival of Lights. The celebration returns to La Villita, where the inaugural festival took place, on…

Savage Love: Broadway Babies

I’m a hetero guy in need of advice. Back in college, I met this girl. Suffice it to say she was into me but I had some shit to work through. So we ended up being a missed connection, romantically. Despite that, we still became fast friends. I’m less awkward now, in large part because…

Goblin: The Band Behind the Screams

Goblin is the soundtrack to your childhood nightmares. In the days before digital streaming services cherry-picked and homogenized what we “choose” to watch on Friday and Saturday nights, mystical places known as “video rental stores” dotted the landscape of ’80s and ’90s suburban America. These wondrous strip-mall staples were a congregation place for all color…

Former Attorney Blends Lets Yeast Run Wild at La Cruz de Comal Wines

Lewis Dickson is a former Texas criminal defense attorney who has defended miscreants like former House Speaker Tom DeLay, but is now more than making up for it by turning out relentlessly natural vino from La Cruz de Comal’s Wines, a 3-acre vineyard near Canyon Lake. I arrived at the winery’s rustic tasting room, lined…

‘Labyrinth of Lies’ Posits That We’re All Nazis

Giulio Ricciarelli’s Labyrinth of Lies commits the Hollywood faux pas that I hoped, perhaps ignorantly, a foreign film would avoid. Namely, that it inserts a tepid love story into a film about the Holocaust. I understand people really, desperately need some sort of metaphorical teddy bear to cuddle when the harsh realities of humanity’s brutality…

The Surreal and Grotesque Fem-Pop of Kira Leigh

Boston’s Kira Leigh, or “the gross Kira” as her website puts it, is a visual artist whose compelling and bright works are, at once, universal critiques and deeply personal battles waged in vibrant colors. Leigh is a feminist who fights the patriarchy in an emotive manner by turning inward and depicting her own anxieties and…

First Words: Opinions From our Commentariat

On “Voter Turnout Is Low as Texans Approve 7 Constitutional Amendments”//Gus Martinez: I went & voted *weeks* ago. Only other people in the place were the 2 poll workers, one of which who practically begged me to remind everyone to get out & vote. Can’t wait for folks to bitch about how certain pols don’t…

5 Ways to Get Your Drink/Grub on This Week

Thursday, November 12 Latte Art: Thursday Night Throwdowns are back. This time, Rosella Coffee Co. will play host as baristas from across San Antonio and beyond in this latte art competition with Snake Hawk Press’ fun prints and a few kegs of Freetail Brewing’s La Muerta 2015. Rickshaw Stop will park out front with kebabs…

Free Will Astrology, Week of November 9

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “I demand unconditional love and complete freedom,” wrote Slovenian poet Toma Šalamun. “That is why I am terrible.” In accordance with the astrological omens, I’m offering you the chance, at least temporarily, to join Šalamun in demanding unconditional love and complete freedom. But unlike him, you must satisfy one condition: Avoid…

‘All the Houses’ Finds Familial Tragedy in Political Scandal

The median age in the United States is 36.8, which means that most Americans have at most a dim recollection of Iran-Contra, a scandal that almost toppled the Reagan presidency. Administration officials covertly sold arms to Iran and siphoned the profits to right-wing guerrillas attempting to overthrow Nicaragua’s Sandinista government. Both ends of the operation…

Gore-core Duo Zombi Takes a Page From Goblin and the Necronomicon

As any good VHS gore-hound can tell you, Zombi is the European title for George A. Romero’s Dawn of The Dead, an iconic undead flick that produced a series of sensuously gruesome Italian not-quite-sequels borrowing the same name. Besides gifting the world with zombie-on-shark duels and helicopter decapitations, they all featured some of the best…

Horror You Can Hear: the Housecore Horror Festival

Phil Anselmo’s Housecore Horror Festival settles its dark cloud over us Thursday, November 12 (which would be a great prequel title for the Friday the 13th series). The band listings are, truly, a Murderer’s Row of some of the roughest, most aggressive, hell bent for hardcore, blistering bands in the genre, to say nothing of…

Why I Would Sacrifice My Firstborn For Merle Haggard

Raised up in a train boxcar, which his father James converted into a home for his growing family, Merle Haggard comes by his grindstone-and-grit roots honestly. As authenticity has always been prided and championed in folk music and subsequently invented, tailored and lied about for decades since the plow was left to rust in the…

Diana Krall Shows Off Her Softer, Sadder Side

Released in February, Diana Krall’s Wallflower takes its name from a Dylan tune, first recorded by the bard with San Anto’s sideburned hero on 1971’s Doug Sahm and Band. It falls into the category of Dylan tunes that rattle properly in the vocal chords of other artists — “Subterranean Homesick Blues” defines the other category…

Plan for MLS in SA Excites Fans, Prompts Questions  

Update: November 11, 2015, 11:25 a.m. The Bexar County Commissioner’s Court approved a deal after we went to press for the County to jointly purchase Toyota Stadium with the City of San Antonio for $18 million. City Council vote on the Toyota Field purchase. You can read more about what the CIty, County and Spurs…


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