Year in Review 2015

Dec 16-22, 2015 / Vol. 29 / No. 50

5 Dogs to Swipe Right to at San Antonio Pets Alive!

As a continuation of the “The Bone-r Blog,” a monthly feature dedicated to help dogs find forever homes, we give you part four. If you’d like to visit any of these eligible pets, please email adopt@sanantoniopetsalive.org and include their ID number. A303587 Patch Although I can pass as a Wampa (the yeti creature that tries…

Where are Ethan and Tonya Couch?

There’s probably no way 18-year-old Ethan Couch’s mom is going to buy her fugitive son — or herself — out of trouble this time. The Tarrant County Sheriff’s Department says Tanya Couch, 48, is officially missing and may be with her son, Ethan Couch, who is wanted for violating probation.  Ethan Couch killed four people…

Cured Turns 2 on December 23 with a Happy Hour Bash

Can y’all believe it’s been two years since Cured (206 Pearl Pkwy., Suite 101, 210-314-3929) opened at the Pearl? To celebrate, chef Steve McHugh and co. will host a happy birthday happy hour on Wednesday, December 23 from 3 to 6 p.m. You’ll get a chance to sip on the Birthday Eggnog ($10), a second-year…

Governor Greg Abbott Orders Parody Nativity Scene Removed from Capitol

Christian nativity scenes are fine, and so is the Christmas tree, but a nativity scene featuring Benjamin Franklin, the Statue of Liberty, Thomas Jefferson and George Washington admiring the Bill of Rights in a manger is not OK.  Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered the display removed, the Texas Tribune reports. “The exhibit is entitled “Bill…

Paper Tiger Announces Murder City Devils Show!

Paper Tiger, the venue on N. St. Mary’s which took over the spot once belonging to the White Rabbit less than a year ago, will host one of the most revered rock ‘n’ roll acts of the last twenty years. The Murder City Devils, whose not-really-appreciated-until-we-broke-up-history has become a template for numerous modern bands, are…

Coach Pop Pokes Fun at Ex-Spur George Hill’s New ‘Do

One-time Spur guard George Hill faced off against his old teammates last night as the 24-5 Spurs took on the 16-10 Indiana Pacers. Gregg Popovich, who is no stranger to cracking wise against opponents and former players, had a little fun with Hill, waving his hand through his hair and telling him, “I like it,”…

Alamo Urinator Arrested on Murder Charge in El Paso SWAT Stand-off

Could peeing on the Alamo be a gateway crime? Probably not. However, one man who urinated on the Alamo in 2012, now finds himself in big trouble. The El Paso Police Department arrested David Michael Athens, 25, after a police stand-off Monday, El Paso TV station KFOX reported. According to the PD, Athens is accused…

SeaWorld San Antonio: Orca Dies from Fungal Infection

For the third time since July, a whale has died at SeaWorld San Antonio. The theme park announced yesterday that Unna, an 18-year-old female orca, died “from a resistant strain of a fungus called Candida.”  SeaWorld says in a statement that a team developed “a novel treatment plan in consultation with leading medical experts around…

NBA Names Kawhi Leonard Western Conference Player of the Week

The gift of Spurs forward Kawhi Leonard just keeps on giving. The NBA announced yesterday that the young Leonard is the Western Conference Player of the Week. Frankly, his numbers speak for themselves, as the NBA noted in its announcement: Leonard averaged 22.7 points, 6.3 rebounds, 2.7 assists and 2.00 steals while shooting .564 (22-39)…

Julieta Venegas Will Play Aztec Theatre This February

Just take my money already.  Long Beach, California-born and Tijuana-raised Latin singer, songwriter, instrumentalist and producer, Julieta Venegas will visit SA next February 25 at 7 p.m. She’ll perform inside the Aztec Theatre (104 N. St. Mary’s St., 210-812-4355), and it’ll likely be super awesome, she typed while fan girling. The Grammy-winning artist, whose most…

The New Trailer for Twin Peaks is Here

Maple syrup, flannel and murder, what more could you want? David Lynch’s iconic enigma of a series has been set to begin shooting for some time now. However, filming was postponed due to a disagreement on finances, which has stalled the release until 2017. However, if it’s half as engrossing as the original, as well…

Remember Rosie? She’s Got a New Home, Just in Time for Christmas

You can see the positive change in Rosie’s eyes and face in the above photo. In August, the San Antonio Police Department’s East Side Property Crimes in conjunction with ACS cruelty investigators arrested a 45-year-old man, who they accuse of dousing the pit bull with hydrochloric acid. San Antonio Animal Care services announced Monday that…

5 Shows to See This Week

Monday, December 21 Voodoo Vinyl DJ Smarty Pants spins the grooviest groovers from the canon of rock ‘n’ roll most Mondays, when his duties with David Lynch-muse and bodacious chanteuse Chrysta Bell hasn’t whisked him away to a far-off, exotic locale. If “Hotline Bling,” “Drunk in Love” or whichever jock Pitchfork has their visage firmly…

DPS Approves Distribution Regulations for Texas Compassionate Use Program

Last week, the Department of Public Safety quietly approved new rules regulating distribution under Texas’ new medical marijuana law, which legalized the use of CBD oil — a marijuana extract that can only contain trace amounts of the plant’s psychoactive compound THC. The legislation is called the Texas Compassionate Use Program, but is criticized by…

Spanish Harlem Orchestra Returns to San Antonio Next Year

After the cancellation of Mr. & Mrs. Dream — a dance production based on playwright Eugene Ionesco’s work — ARTS San Antonio announced the Spanish Harlem Orchestra will return to San Antonio at the Aztec Theater on March 22. Marie-Claude Pietragalla and Julien Derouault — the choreographers behind Mr. & Mrs. Dream — cancelled the American dates on…

Santa’s Sleigh Ride Jamz Mixtape

In an effort to prove his existence and music taste to the world, the SA Current had the privilege of the Jolly One himself sharing his high-flyin’ mixtape with us. We talked to him over the phone at his house in the North Pole to explain the songs he chose and why he jams out…

Coming Soon to San Antonio: Vending Machines That Dispense Cars

File this one under things you had no idea there was even a demand for: Car-vending machines.  According to Virtual Business Builders, a trade website for the construction industry an online car-sales service called Carvana plans to build its next car-vending structure (which is exactly what it sounds like) in San Antonio, near the interchange…

Review: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

The movie event of the decade is here, and, no, it does not live up to the hype. Though it’s an enjoyable, thrilling adventure and worlds better than The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, it exists in a cinematic galaxy far, far away from the original trilogy. If you don’t know the basic…

San Antonio Woman Wins $7.5M from Diamond Dollars Scratch-off

One San Antonio woman has a lot of things to be grateful for this Christmas, at least $7.5 million reasons. Deborah L. Kempel scored huge on a Diamond Dollars scratch ticket at a Triple S. Express at 6480 Babcock Road. She claimed the second of three top prices available in the game, Texas Lottery said…

San Antonio City Council Changes Zoning Laws, Targets Abortion Clinics

San Antonio City Council voted 7-4 Thursday to add a hurdle to abortion care in San Antonio. Now, ambulatory surgical centers, a legislatively mandated requirement for abortion care from Texas’ representatives, are defined in the city’s zoning rules, requiring the centers to get approval from City Council and the zoning board if they plan to…

Want To Be A Popstar? Katy Perry Is Your Ride Or Die On Her New App

Coming from the money-making masterminds behind Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, the app where cartoon Kim K. teaches you the tricks of the trade to making the A-list without any actual talent – sadly, there wasn’t a sex tape option for quick fame points – Katy Perry Pop will pop your fame cherry from the comfort of your…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 12/17 The English Beat Along with like-minded acts Madness and The Specials, The English Beat helped define the UK’s Two-Tone movement, a late-1970s ska revival fueled by punk and mod sensibilities. Co-led by vocalists Dave Wakeling and Ranking Roger, the group disbanded just after finding success in the U.S. via danceable hits like “Mirror…

Toyota Field’s Future Continues to Come Into Focus

Toyota Field took another step toward changing hands, and San Antonio perhaps came a smidge closer to landing a Major League Soccer team today with City Council unanimously approving a suite of actions that would allow it to pay $9 million for joint ownership of the stadium. Together with Bexar County and Spurs Sports and…

PBS to Air The Highwaymen: Friends Till the End in 2016

The greatest country music supergroup of all time are the subject of a new PBS American Masters special set to air on May 27, 2016, so set your DVR now. Following the careers and union of four of the most iconic country music hall of famers, the special will focus on their 1985 formation, after years…

20 Events That Mattered in 2015

From San Antonio to Washington D.C., 2015 has been a big year. The Alamo City reached a milestone by electing its first African-American mayor, but — as usual — there’s been no shortage of scandal, including the police shooting of a man who appeared to be surrendering. But there was plenty of good news, the…

2015 Arts and Culture Year in Review

Like every year in San Antonio, 2015 was chock full of exciting, important and innovative happenings in the realm of arts and culture. From stellar exhibitions to new business openings, from updates to old favorites to brand new favorites, from shakeups and milestones to key leadership changes — these are the 10 developments we found…

Art or Vandalism? For Graffiti in SA, It Depends Who You Ask

Luis Muñoz just wanted to raise some money for charity. When he spray-painted the words “I love you so much,” crossing out the “you” and replacing it with “tacos,” he wasn’t trying to spark a deep discussion about public art in San Antonio. It wasn’t even a completely original idea, rather a riff on something…

One Critic’s Top 10 Movies of 2015

After scraping through 189 films over the last 12 months, here is a look at my picks for the best films of 2015. 10. Grandma (Dir. Paul Weitz) • Sweet, funny and delightfully acerbic, watching actress Lily Tomlin do her best work since earning an Oscar nom for 1976’s Nashville is monumental in itself. As…

One Fan's Expectations for Star Wars: The Force Awakens

My list of expectations for Star Wars: The Force Awakens is short. Mostly because of the ironclad secrecy maintained by J. J. Abrams and Co. Also, everything we could have pieced together about the plot from the Shadows of the Empire book collection and several comic series has become non-canon. So, that takes what we…

The 10 Best Cocktails of 2015

Turns out we drank a ton of booze this year. With more cocktail bars in San Antonio than ever before, choosing a top 10 was a challenge, but one we gladly accepted as we sipped, tipped and guzzled these cocktails below through 2015. Shamekiller • Alchemy Kombucha & Culture, 1123 N. Flores St., (210) 320-1168,…

Here are the Best Beers of 2015

Beer is God’s gift to man and each year more and more variations are created by brew masters. Here’s our take on the best ones of 2015. Beer is God’s gift to man and each year more and more variations are created by brew masters. Here’s our take on the best ones of 2015. Beer…

Our Favorite Music Moments of 2015

Rather than bore you with our inane and completely relative list of the supposed best music of 2015, the former music editor and myself — the new music editor — have chosen to highlight some of the events and releases that caught our interest and/or ire this last trip around the sun. Salman Rushdie Reads…

A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Trans-Siberian Orchestra

“We have stuff everywhere,” says Adam Lind, the self-proclaimed “guy who’s responsible for everything that goes wrong.” Lind heads up Night Castle Management, the firm that handles all of Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s “artistic endeavors.” He makes the remark as he walks through the cluttered hallways of Mid-America Center in Council Bluffs, Iowa, a small town just…

First Words: What Could Go Wrong With Campus Carry?

On “UTSA Releases Preliminary Recommendations for Gun-Free Zones”// Don Mathis: College campuses have a high concentration of people. Millennials, aged 18-33, are the country’s most-stressed generation. Suicide is the second leading cause of death among college students. Homicide is the second leading cause of death for people aged 15-24 years. More than half of all…

Savage Love: Roughly Speaking

I’m a straight 26-year-old man who wants advice on helping my fiancée realize a particular fantasy. We have been dating for three years and are in a happy monogamous relationship. I was always vanilla, but she enjoys rougher sex and light bondage. We’ve incorporated some of this into our sex lives, and we are both…

Free Will Astrology: Week of December 16

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Neanderthals were a different human species that co-existed with our ancestors, homo sapiens, for at least 5,000 years. But they eventually died out while our people thrived. Why? One reason, says science writer Marcus Chown, is that we alone invented sewing needles. Our newborn babies had well-made clothes to keep…


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