As a continuation of the “The Bone-r Blog,” a monthly feature dedicated to help dogs find forever homes, we give you part four. If you’d like to visit any of these eligible pets, please email adopt@sanantoniopetsalive.org and include their ID number.
A303587 Patch
Although I can pass as a Wampa (the yeti creature that tries to eat Luke in Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back), my heart’s not abominable and uninhabitable. I was abused by my previous “owners,” so I’m a little distrusting of humans, but once I warm up to my chosen one, we’ll be inseparable. I guess you can say I’m a one person kinda boy. I don’t like to share.
357426 Big Boy
My name’s Big Boy. I’m pretty sure I was named after the fast-food chain Big Boy’s Burgers, which is fitting because I’m a hamburger on top (my head) and a vanilla milkshake on the bottom (my bod). I’m a people person — dogs are shady — but I’d love to cuddle up with my human to watch my favorite movie, Good Burger. Kenan and Kel are hysterical!!! Instead of taking your order, may I take your heart?
A304003 Thelma & A304004 Louise
Hi, our names are Thelma and Louse, the cutest lil outlaws you’ll ever meet. We were brought into the shelter together after being on the lam, and we’re best friends ’til the end. We would love to be adopted together, so we and our special human can watch and drool over Brad Pitt movies all night long.
354868 Ducky
“But you won’t get to see the tears I cry/Behind these hazel eyes” is my motto 4 lyfe. Kelly Clarkson is my all-time favorite singer and she always captures my emotions perfectly. Oh, hi, my name is Ducky — a very unfortunate name for a cool guy like myself, but I work it! I can totally chill with other dogs, but I really love me some humans. I won’t be singing “Since U Been Gone” anymore when you come into my life!. I’ll be jamming “Happy” by Pharrell Williams!
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This article appears in Year in Review 2015.