Who steals brisket, honestly? Chef Jason Dady shared the the above image of a brisket bandito this afternoon on his Instagram account.
We’ve got a local brisket bandit on the lam, adn this guy must really LOVE brisket, like “is willing to go to jail” loves brisket. The unidentified man stole 6 cases. 450lbs. $2500 last night at Two Bros. Be on lookout for stockyard brand briskets at someone’s backdoor. Please share to catch our plunderer of meat.
Can you finger this beef-stealing dingbat? We suggest you follow the brisket smell in the air.
This article appears in The Drink Issue 2015.