If you live in SA, you probably have a regular breakfast taco order. In fact, there’s a good chance you stick to that same routine every time you step up to the counter or pull into the drive-thru.

Those taco choices are important, because they say a lot about who you are and what makes you tick. Kind of like a zodiac sign, a favorite type of candy or a go-to alcoholic spirit. For example, are you the kind of simple soul who craves a dependable bean and cheese, or are you the type who lives big and isn’t afraid to tear into carne guisada as the day begins?

From classics available at any corner taqueria to specialty items only found at specific restaurants, here are 20 San Antonio breakfast taco orders and what they say about you as a human being. 

Bean & Cheese You value simplicity and authenticity. It’s difficult to mess this combination up, and that’s the appeal of it to you. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
The Irma from Con Huevos You enjoy luxury and aren’t afraid to treat yo’self to the finest that life has to offer — and that includes tacos. We’re willing to bet you’re known as the achievement-oriented and natural leader of your friend group. Photo via Instagram / conhuevostacos
Bacon & Egg You know how to have a good time, but are practical and usually head home before midnight. You’ve got places to be and people to see, and need proper fuel for your grown-up life. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
Papa & Egg “A classic combo for a classic guy or gal” — that’s what this taco order says. You’re a dependable and true friend. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
Anything from your neighborhood taqueria You value Puro San Antonio energy, and support your fam at every turn — and that’s not difficult when the support involves something as tasty as tacos on handmade tortillas. Easy or not, you go the extra mile for loyalty, and that likely translates to the rest of your life. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
Chorizo & Egg You’re easily bored with mundane routines, and uber self-sufficient. Folks who add fiery green salsa are decisive, but can be aggressive. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
The Chorizo & Papa Especial from Las Palapas
You crave novelty, excitement and stimulation and are seductive and flirtatious in romance and gregarious, witty and charming in social situations.
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3. We have better tacos — duh.
And don’t get us started about where the breakfast taco was actually invented. Credit: San Antonio Current Staff
Chelita’s Barbacoa You value quality time and tradition, whether it’s Sunday barbacoa feasts with your fam or pan dulce with your daily coffee. You’re charming and can be impatient. Photo via Instagram / westsidesmokers13
Carne Guisada Much like the savory, peppery filling of these tacos, you’re the spicy life of the party and enjoy the moment. You go for the creme de la creme of breakfast tacos because life is short. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
Anything from Torchy’s You enjoy excess in all things, including your tacos, which is why ordering a hefty Trailer Park taco — or a similarly overloaded menu item — is right up your alley. Photo via Google Maps
Bean & Egg Off the beaten path, but we dig it. You don’t need individual praise, but definitely share your successes with those closest to you. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
Steves Ave. Taco Haven’s Haven Taco You invest extreme effort and energy into relationships and see value in loyalty. You find comfort in your longtime friendships. Photo via Instagram / tacohavensteves
Ham & Egg You’re boisterous and energetic, though it can sometimes be a distraction to other, more mild-mannered folks. Let’s just assume you’ve gotten shushed in movies more than once. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
Build Your Own at Panfila Cantina This Northeast SA spot offers an impressive brunch spread that gives taco lovers the power to do their own thing. If this is your jam, you’re conscientious, a perfectionist and master of your domain. Photo via Instagram / panfila_cantina
Chorizo & Papa You’re competitive and self-assured, which is why ordering this unorthodox combo gives you zero pause. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
Weenie & Egg Weenie con huevos is the ultimate comfort food, so we can deduce that you like to be comfortable and could be called laid-back — sometimes to a fault. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
Anything from Bill Miller BBQ You’re nostalgic, which is why the eggs and potatoes and other mass-produced taco fillers at Bill Miller BBQ appeal to you. Photo via Google Maps
Chorizo & Bean This odd combo looks the same going in as it does coming out, and you know what? We admire your fearless commitment to an ugly breakfast bite. You do you, boo-boo. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff
One Ingredient Tacos Just beans, egg or potato? You need help. Seek therapy. Photo by San Antonio Current Staff