San Antonians have well-documented quirks when it comes to the food, culture, music and entertainment we love.

When we’re all-in for that uniquely Alamo City lifestyle, we’re considered “puro San Antonio.” And that’s a good designation to have. Most of the time. However, some folks may take it a little too far — either to the annoyance of others or to the detriment of their own health and sanity.

Here’s how you know when you’ve become too puro San Antonio for your own good. 

You were shocked to learn other cities don’t have puffy tacos. Photo via Instagram / dalian151 Credit: Instagram / s.a.foodie
You’re unafraid to wear your chanclas inside the port-a-potties at NIOSA. Photo by Jaime Monzon
The Ghost Tracks You can’t talk about urban legends in San Antonio without covering the Ghost Tracks. This long-dispelled myth is still a local favorite, and was voted Best Urban Legend in the Current’s Best of San Antonio poll for the past three years running. As the story goes, you can park your car at this spot on the train tracks and get “pushed” forward by some spectral helpers. As a bonus, if you put flour on the back of your trunk, you might even see their little handprints. The push purportedly comes from wee ghosts of children who met an untimely end in the early 1900s when a train rammed into a bus at the location. However, in 2003, archivist Matt De Waelsche traced the story’s origin to a 1938 bus accident in Salt Lake City, Utah. Even worse, the tracks were “exorcised,” if you will, by a construction project. When Union Pacific added a second track to the intersection, they levelled out the elevation, removing the downward slant that vehicles would gently roll down when they were supposedly being “pushed” by the ghosts. Turns out it was just a trick of physics the whole time. Photo via Google Maps
Your craving for Lucas is so uncontrollable you’ve actually snorted lines of it. Photo by Sanford Nowlin
You have mastered the art of tying multiple varieties of knots to find the ultimate one to lash your river tubes together. Photo via Instagram / alyssasullivan522
You don’t just judge others by where they went to high school but also junior high and elementary school. Photo by Sanford Nowlin
Rock & Rye 17631 La Cantera Pkwy RIM, Suite # 103, (210) 721-7753, rockandryebar.com Fans of luxurious vibes and no-nonsense cocktails can now enjoy specialty spirits at Rock and Rye, a new far northwest spot from Bar 1919 owner Don Marsh. The smart and stylish space follows in Bar 1919’s footsteps, offering an impressive specialty cocktail menu and a spirit list that currently boasts 400 varieties of booze. Photo via Instagram / rockandryebar
You have burned through all your vacation days to make sure you’re able to take off for the enirety of Fiesta. Photo by Jaime Monzon
Your tongue is perpetually numb from consuming too many sour snacks. Photo via Instagram / elchangoloco_treats
@moneyshotphoto Photo via Instagram / moneyshotphoto
Someone in your family has lost an eye to illegal fireworks or Fiesta food on a stick. Photo via U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
You know all the lyrics to “Woman” by Legs Diamond, and much to the embarrassment of your family, have attempted to sing it at weddings and quinceaneras. Photo via Mercury Records
Visit a museum or gallery you’ve never been to before Most San Antonians know the more-popular museums and galleries, there’s most likely a few you and your plus one are not as familiar with. Now is the perfect time to explore a museum off the beaten path, or maybe a gallery out of your comfort zone. Not sure where to start? Try Blue Star Contemporary — a house for innovative contemporary art, this nonprofit’s galleries are open to anyone for free, and if you’re lucky, you may get to see one of the venue’s regulars and a true connoisseur of the arts: Duncan, the dog. Photo via Instagram / bluestarartdog
You have fallen asleep at work because you got up after just two hours of sleep to attend the Cowboy Breakfast. Photo by Ismael Rodriguez
You stll wake up with nightmares from having watched too much Project Terror as a child. Photo via KENS-TV
Your fingers have a permanent reddish-orange color due to your addiction to Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Photo by Jess Elizarraras
You own a Kawhi Leonard voodoo doll. Photo via Twitter / @BrianRayy_
The original Whataburger was huge. Size does matter: Founder Harmon Dobson wanted to serve a burger that was so big, you’d need both hands to eat it. As a result, the first Whataburgers were 5 inches in diameter, and the buns had to be specially made for the chain. Photo courtesy of Whataburger
You regularly get into trouble for badmouthing Austin in front of friends and family who live there. Photo via Wikimedia Commons / Paul Hudson
You have seriously considered using lard instead of butter in your morning oatmeal. Photo via UnSplash / Alex Motoc
You have collected every Selena shopping bag H-E-B has ever released. Photo via Twitter / Adriana_Acosta
6. Los Tacos Gueros 20323 Huebner Rd #111, (210) 495-4300, lostacosgueros.com “I need 5 more stars! our most favorite breakfast tacos in Stone Oak! Carne Guisada is amazing, classic bean and cheese delicious, papas con huevo great! Delicious and worth the wait!” – Mona E. Photo via Instagram / lostacosgueros
You have pawned belongings or sold a car to afford a pair of Lucchese boots. Photo via Instagram / lucchese