Awright! All you rabble-rousers, malcontents and thugs: nce yer done marching for Cesar, go home and nap until about 6pm. Then chug something with Taurine in it, mount your two-wheeler and head to Southtown for the BIKE GANG SUMMIT.

Anti-bike ganger Colonel D. Williams (Ret.) has released a list of bike gangs who plan on attending:


The Southtown Sissies;
Gang Green;
The Marfa Lights;
Hell’s Unwanted ;
The Fucking Jim Dandies;
The Van Trapps;
The Pee Wee Hermanns;
The Legion of Superheroes

You can add Chisme Libre to your hit-list, sure as shit, Colonel. 

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This article appears in Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2007.