… to argue with your spouse on national television. NBC prime-time specifically.

Yes, that’s right, squabbling San Antonians, The Marriage Ref is coming to town, looking for fighting spouses to air their greivances on TV for a chance to win $25,000. Casting producer Erinn Scheibel says they’re looking for complaints about “A spouse who constantly quotes movies…A spouse with a silly phobia…A spouse who speaks with a fake accent…etc…” This being San Antonio, I hope they’re prepared for “A spouse who ate their child’s head…A spouse who keeps getting deployed to Iraq…A spouse who blasts nu-metal in the garage at 2am.”

If you think you’ve got a non-serious enough debate to hash out for Seinfeld, contact Scheibel at erinn@themarriageref.tv or to (646) 300 3109 schedule a casting interview. Open casting calls are also at the following locations, though Scheibel urges scheduling an interview before showing up.

Saturday – Oct 9th – 12pm – 6pm

San Antonio Event Center – GayFiesta

8111 Meadow Leaf Drive

Sunday – Oct 10th – 10am – 5pm

Christopher Columbus Italian Society Festival

Columbus Hall

201 Piazza Italia