A few weeks ago, I forced myself to watch one ?episode of Teen Mom 2, and I hated it! The one story I did find compelling was that of Leah and Corey, two dim kids sacked with twins at the tender ages of 16 and 17, respectively. I was happy to see in the tabloids that they are back together talking about their painful split and how the babies brought them closer. They belong together. If being a single teenager with twins isn’t a turn on, I don’t know what is!

I just have more questions now that will probably go unanswered forever …

Why is this the cover story for Us Weekly?

Why does this 18-year-old girl look like a two time divorcee / cougar from Dallas?

What is with the epic make-up of Tammy Faye Bakker proportions?