A model poses in a blindfold for a fetish shoot. Credit: Wikimedia Commons / Bob from RopeMarks

They say everything is bigger in the Texas and so, apparently, is our appetite for kinky shit.

We rank as the nation’s fourth-kinkiest state, according to a study by online erotic story site SmutFinder.

The Lone Star State ranks toward the top of the national list particularly for our proclivity for porno. As gooning goes, Texas ranks third in the country when it comes to online searches for adult content. We also rank in the top seven for OnlyFans creators per capita.

Texas also performs better than average in searches for adult stores and hits the middle of the pack for fetish-related searches, according to the study.

Only Nevada, Colorado and Oregon, in respective order, topped Texas when it comes to dominating kink.

According to the study, the lamest — we mean tamest — states are New Jersey, Delaware, South Dakota, Maryland and Rhode Island, respectively.

Sounds like someone needs a spanking.

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This article appears in Apr 30 – May 13, 2025.

Stephanie Koithan is the Digital Content Editor of the San Antonio Current. In her role, she writes about politics, music, art, culture and food. Send her a tip at skoithan@sacurrent.com.