Who says San Antonio is “boring”?
Case in point, Alamo resident Johnny Hernandez encountered a peculiar sight around 2 p.m. on Monday while running errands in downtown San Antonio.
At the highway overpass at Josephine Street and Avenue B, a VIA bus was stopped with lights flashing and a shirtless gentleman had somehow climbed on top and commandeered its roof. The reason? Who knows.
But once he was up there, it was showtime, according to Hernandez.
As he drove past, Hernandez recorded video of the man pulling down his pants. In his rearview mirror, he saw Mr. Showtime whip out his, err, manhood and give it a vigorous spin.
Ever seen a helicopter on top of a bus? Well, Hernandez can now say he has.
“Shortly after this video … he stripped off his pants,” Hernandez said in the caption of the video, which he posted to Facebook.
To be fair, the heat seems to be getting to all of us. However, summertime madness probably wouldn’t prompt the average citizen to deliver a schwanz salute to unsuspecting passersby.
While the erectile exhibitionist put on his show, bus passengers unloaded, presumably to wait for authorities to show up and deal with the situation.
“Wonder how he got up there. Also, the passengers look so annoyed evacuating the bus,” one commenter wrote.
Who was this faceless phallic freakazoid? How did this happen? How was it resolved? How did they get him down? Is he single?
The mind reels, among other things.
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