Dec 12-18, 2018

Dec 12-18, 2018 / Vol. 32 / No. 50
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San Antonio’s Josephine Theatre Presents Holiday Crime Drama

Get gritty this Christmas season at the Josephine Theatre for its rendition of The Unexpected Guest, a play featuring a lost man seeking shelter one misty night in a nearby house. Inside, however, is a horror waiting to be discovered, along with the suspected culprit and a tangle of lies. Just the performance to ready…

Harry Potter-themed Coffee Shop Opens in South Texas

Harry Potter may drink butterbeer and pumpkin juice, but witch and wizard wannabes can get their fill of coffee in a new shop inspired by the series. Fans are getting excited about a new coffee shop in Corpus Christi that’s all about Harry Potter. Creatively named The Coffee MUGGle, the shop features Harry Potter decorations…

Return of the Shred: Buckethead Announces San Antonio Show

Tip-toeing through a diverse array of genres including progressive metal, funk, blues, jazz, bluegrass, and avant-garde music, Buckethead might be the weirdest and most elusive guitar player of all time. Though mostly a solo artist, the guitarist has collaborated with many a high-profile artists such as Axl Rose, Bill Laswell, Les Claypool, Bernie Worrell, Iggy…

¡Bucho! Pop-Ups Bring Tejano Street Fare to El Luchador in Southtown

There’s a new name on San Antonio’s culinary scene, but the folks behind it aren’t exactly new faces. Borrowing its name from Fight Club protagonist/antagonist/narrator Tyler Durden, the Durden Food Group comprises Jerry Moreno, Gino Vidal, Daniel Orta and Sohayla Hendrix — four friends with more than 40 years of restaurant experience between them, including various…

State Rep. Celia Israel Submits Bill Banning Conversion Therapy

This article was originally published by our sister publication Out In SA. State Rep. Celia Israel (D-Austin) of Texas House District 50 has filed a bill banning conversion therapy for consideration during the next session of the Texas Legislature which begins in January. Conversation therapy, also known as reparative therapy, is psychotherapy aimed at changing…

Where to Find Food and Drink Christmas Specials in San Antonio

It’s that festive time of year, and food is part of the celebration. Here’s a sampling of San Antonio restaurants serving up to — and sometimes on — Christmas. Bakery Lorraine // The ever-growing local bakery chain has desserts covered for your holiday parties. Bakery Lorraine will have pies, Buches de Noel and limited edition holiday-themed…

Buy U a Drank: T-Pain Gearing Up for San Antonio Show Next Month

Remember when T-Pain ruined our collective childhood by telling us that on “Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’)” that part where he’s like “I’m a buy you a drank / ooooh weeeee” is actually “I’m a buy you a drank / and then.” It’s “and then” not “ooh wee” but really it’s whatever you want it…

Manu Ginobili Said He’s Nervous About His Retirement Ceremony

It may be more than three months away, but Spurs legend Manu Ginobili is already plenty nervous about his retirement ceremony. On March 28, the Spurs franchise will retire No. 20 in honor of Ginobili’s longtime and iconic tenure with the Silver & Black. As for Ginobili, he knows the event will be extremely emotional.…

Death Grips Is Coming to San Antonio Next Spring

The hype surrounding experimental hardcore rap trio Death Grips, especially in the early 2010s made the band super suspect to me. And while they aren’t the first to make noisy hip-hop ever (see artists like Moodie Black, B_L_A_C_K_I_E, and CLPPNG) the energy of their live show and their punk rock sensibilities garnered enough attention for…

Elon Musk’s Car Company Tesla Switches on a Second San Antonio Location

Telsa will open a second San Antonio showroom among the 11 stores it’s bringing online this week. Eccentric, spliff-puffing billionaire Elon Musk’s electric car company will open the new Alamo City location in the La Cantera shopping center, according to a Twitter announcement. The location joins Tesla’s existing S.A. showroom and service center in the Dominion.…

Ministry Brought the Apocalypse to San Antonio

If you picked a copy of the latest Current, you’ll see that we threw Ministry’s ferocious frontman Al Jourgensen on the cover. Why, you ask? For over three decades, San Antonians have championed all things industrial and metal, and with Ministry’s amalgamation of both genres, we ate that shit up back in the ’80s. Even…

Jason Dady’s Shuck Shack Adds New Chicken Item to the Menu

They might typically be known for their seafood dishes, but that isn’t going to stop Shuck Shack from adding new Nashville-inspired hot chicken to the menu. The new menu, dubbed “Shuck and Cluck,” includes old favorites like the fresh Maine lobster roll, southern fried catfish, and a selection of east and gulf coast oysters, as…

San Antonio Wins a Net Neutrality Concession from AT&T

The City of San Antonio’s latest contract with AT&T requires the telecom behemoth not to block lawful content or slow down connection speeds for internet service it provides to the city. Sounds like a reasonable concession to include in a city contract, right? But the contract reached earlier this week is a victory for San…

San Antonio Spurs Prepare to Host Jimmy Butler and the Philadelphia 76ers

Earlier this season, Seagoville High School standout LaMarcus Aldridge recorded the 17,190th point of his professional career, overtaking fellow Dallasite Chris Bosh to become the highest-scoring native Texan in NBA history. Through 10 seasons, Houston native Jimmy Butler is approaching 8,000 career points, putting Aldridge’s gaudy scoring numbers in perspective. After forcing a trade from…

Check Out This Whataburger Gingerbread House

If you love something, make a gingerbread house of it? At least that’s what one San Antonian did. Elizabeth Gonzalez shared a photo of this very Texan gingerbread house on Twitter this week. That’s right, a Whataburger gingerbread house. Texas Forever pic.twitter.com/XDg6p4YDU7 — Elizabeth Gonzalez (@eliz_gonz) December 10, 2018 Her ode to Whataburger includes the…

Second Annual Posada at Pearl Returns Ahead of Christmas

The Historic Pearl will host its second annual Posada at Pearl in the traditional spirit of the Christmas holiday. Father David Garcia and Las Misiones will lead guests through a retelling of Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem. Posadas have been celebrated throughout Latin America, Spain, Mexico and the United States for more than 400…

Eater Writer Says H-E-B is ‘Cultiest Cult Grocer in America’

There’s plenty of regional grocery market chains that have a dedicated following: Wegmans, Giant Eagle, Publix, Aldi and, of course, H-E-B. But one Eater writer is arguing that the Texas-based chain is the “cultiest cult grocer in America.” It goes without saying that Texans love H-E-B, especially native Texans who longer live in the Lone…

Apple Announces $1 Billion Expansion in Austin

This article was originally published by the Texas Tribune. Tech giant Apple announced Thursday that it plans a massive expansion of its facilities in Austin, a move that it says will include an investment of $1 billion and will initially add around 5,000 jobs. The company said the expansion will make it the largest employer…

Sexology Institute Hosting Holiday Edition of Naked Girls Reading

The concept for the naughty literary series Naked Girls Reading came about when Chicago-based Frankie Vivid returned home to find his wife, burlesque performer Michelle L’Amour, reading a book in the buff. Delivering precisely what its title suggests — “a small cast of beautiful ladies removes their clothing (yes, all of it) and reads personal…

Yes, Really: Netflix Announces New Series About Selena

The life (and eventual death) of Selena Quintanilla-Perez will be the subject of an upcoming Netflix series. Simply titled Selena: The Series, the new show will be a scripted retelling of the late Tejano star’s rise to fame, according to Vice. The coming-of-age story will chronicle her humble beginnings in Corpus Christi and her short-but-influential…

Tucker’s Hosting ‘Puppy Brunch’ This Weekend

What’s better than brunch? Or dogs? Bringing the two together! The newly-reopened Tucker’s Kozy Korner will welcome influencers Eat It, B and safood.e to host a Puppy Brunch this Saturday. While plenty of dog moms and dads are used to brunching it up with their own pups, the Animal Defense League will be bringing adoptable…

Chance of Snow in Texas Hill Country Tomorrow Night

Thank global warming for snow coming to Texas more often. Strong winds and a possibility of snow are in store for the Hill Country Thursday, according to reports from the National Weather Service. Gusty winds are expected all day for much of South Central Texas. An interesting forecast for Thursday night/early Friday across the Hill Country…

Get in the Spirit with San Antonio Symphony’s ‘Holiday Pops’ Performance

The San Antonio Symphony decks the Tobin’s halls for its annual Holiday Pops performance, joined by the 120-voice all-volunteer Mastersingers choral ensemble. Highlights from the program include Gustav Holst’s Christmas Day, Ave Maria from Sergei Rachmaninoff’s All-Night Vigil and Hallelujah from Ludwig van Beethoven’s Christ on the Mount of Olives, alongside crowd favorites “Let It…

Artist Edicta Pineda Focuses on the Heart in New Clamp Light Exhibition

In “Volver,” artist Edicta Pineda circles back to matters of the heart. Drawing from her upbringing in Maracaibo, Venezuela, Pineda fuses the archetypical imagery of the heart with the colors and textures of her early memories, Wayuu heritage and religious faith. Comprised of myriad materials, including plastic, yarn and bits of jewelry, Pineda’s work celebrates…

Heavyweights Sleep Coming to Rock Paper Tiger

The heavyweights of heavy are lumbering through the Alamo City as part of a nine-date mini-tour. Since reuniting in 2009 and periodically taking its punishing live show on the road, Sleep has maintained the rep it seized in the ’90s as the ultimate stoner rock band. And the trio’s new LP, The Sciences, aptly dropped…

A San Antonio Council Member and Mayor Ron Nirenberg are Calling for More Transparency at City Hall. But Is City Hall Ready?

District 7 Councilwoman Ana Sandoval and Mayor Ron Nirenberg are pushing for a more open and accountable city government, which would include livestreaming more meetings and clearing obstacles for citizen feedback. Critics say it’s about time. In the midst of unprecedented growth, San Antonio is taking on major decisions about housing, transportation and economic development…

Savage Love: Slight Christmas

Q: Straight and married but not boring, and heading to my parents’ house for our first family Christmas since my asshole MAGA brother “stumbled over” the Tumblr blog where the wife and I posted about our sexual adventures. (Pics of MMF threesomes and cross-dressing/pegging sessions, plus some dirty “true enough” stories.) My brother has always…

Free Will Astrology (12/12/18-12/18/18)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In 1930, some British mystery writers formed a club to provide each other with artistic support and conviviality. They swore an oath to write their stories so that solving crimes happened solely through the wits of their fictional detectives, and not through “Divine Revelation, Feminine Intuition, Mumbo Jumbo, Jiggery-Pokery, or Act…

Slab Cinema Hosting Screening of Holiday Favorite A Christmas Story

Much like that other perennial cable-force-fed fave It’s a Wonderful Life, absolute inundation at holiday time has left many of us numb to just how fudged-up A Christmas Story truly is. If not for the gently sardonic nostalgia of screenwriter-narrator Jean Shepherd’s voiceover, much of this episodic reminiscence of childhood humiliation and disappointment would play…


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