Dec 23-29, 2015

Dec 23-29, 2015 / Vol. 29 / No. 51

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5 Local Bartenders You Need To Know In San Antonio

Joshua Brock, Sternewirth & The Old Main Assoc. You can have all the technique in the world, but if you aren’t good with people … This, in a nutshell, is bearded Josh Brock’s approach to cocktails. Brock, 33, is a fallen-away liberal arts major who started in the hospitality industry: steak houses, coffee shops, some…

Texas Supreme Court Rewrites Judicial Bypass Law

Jane’s Due Process, a nonprofit that assists pregnant teenagers in Texas, says the state’s Supreme Court issued new judicial bypass rules that are more extreme than the Texas Legislature’s version of the law. Judicial bypass allows minors to obtain court approval to consent for an abortion when parents are missing, deported, dead, in prison, abusive…

H-E-B Prohibits Open Carry in Its Stores

Don’t take your guns to H-E-B. At least not on your hip or in a shoulder holster. Texas’ new open carry law, which goes into effect January 1, permit licensed adults to do so, but many businesses have the right to prohibit the practice. Businesses must hang a sign at the entrance stating they do…

Conjunto Legend Eva Ybarra Struggles to Find Her Place

By this time Eva Ybarra should be no stranger to our readers. Her plight has been covered by the Current as well as numerous other local publications, most recently by Express-News music editor Hector Saldaña. In the article, which recently ran in the Houston Chronicle, Saldaña eloquently portrays the hardships that have befallen Ybarra throughout most of…

Pilot Program Seeks Remedy for San Antonio’s Sidewalk Problems

A solution to San Antonio’s web of cracked, crooked and sometimes non-existent sidewalks could arrive early next year in District 1. Councilmember Roberto Treviño will kick off a pilot program for a new type of sidewalk in his district, which includes part of Downtown stretching north to about Loop 410. The new sidewalks are precast,…

San Antonio’s Getting Its First Pita Pit

More healthy, fast casual options are on the way as San Antonio scores its first Pita Pit off UTSA Boulevard. The restaurant chain, which has more than 600 locations worldwide, will open on January 2 at 7115 UTSA Boulevard. The store will open 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sunday-Thursday and 7 a.m. to 2 a.m. Friday-Saturday.…

San Antonio’s Top 5 Urban Mysteries and Near-Miracles of 2015

Update 2:30 p.m. Friday, January 15: An earlier version of this post incorrectly stated that the VIA Centro Plaza does not use solar power. This is incorrect. The plaza’s solar component includes a 272 250-watt modules on its South Canopy, which have a total capacity of 68 kW. It’s been a big year for urban…

John Bradbury, Drummer for The Specials, Has Died

Replacing The Specials’ original drummer, Silverton Hutchinson, in 1979, John Bradbury was the backbeat-backbone of the second wave ska band. Originally in 2 Tone ska group The Selecter and the writer of ska anthem “Gangsters,” upon Bradbury’s immersion in the rude boy outfit The Specials, the group saw its greatest success, releasing “A Message to…

Check Out the Swag Every Player in the Alamo Bowl Will Get

Oregon’s and Texas Christian University’s football teams, the two clubs playing in the Alamo Bowl on Saturday, January 2, have to be at least a little bummed that they’ve ended up in San Antonio for their season finale. Not that the city’s annual postseason college football game is anything to sniff at (the ever-expanding bowl…

‘American Pickers’ Is Coming to Texas to Buy Your Antiques

There’s a whole lot of crap on television, but the popular History Channel documentary American Pickers about two antique pickers who travel across the country finding forgotten relics isn’t one of those shows. And it’s coming to Texas. A press release from Cineflix Productions says the show’s hosts, Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, are looking…

Video: San Antonio Spurs Mascot Catches Loose Bat in the AT&T Arena … While Dressed in a Batman Suit

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Boban Marjanović Went Wolf Hunting Last Night

Wow, Boban Marjanović. Last night during the Spurs 101-95 win over the Minnesota Timberwolves the 7-foot-3 center towered over the opposition, tying Kawhi Leonard with a team-high 17 points and securing the team’s 18th win at home, where they are undefeated.  All this comes during a game where Tim Duncan was out with knee soreness…

Need a job? You can become a professional snuggle buddy

Last year, the Atlantic published a story about “cuddle parties,” meetups where people get together in rooms with mostly strangers to “connect” – aka, hang out and cuddle with other people in a strictly platonic environment – and professional cuddlers who charge a fee to huddle with lonely strangers seeking human contact. Loneliness is rampant…

Authorities Nabbed the Affluenza Boy and His Momma In Mexico

Mexico. Of course it was Mexico.  Authorities detained Ethan Couch and his mother Tanya Couch Monday in the resort city of Puerto Vallarta. CBS News reports that immigration authorities approached the Couch’s, who couldn’t prove they were in Mexico legally. So they’ll be deported to the U.S., where Ethan Couch is in hot water for…

Lemmy is Dead! Long Live Lemmy!

There are two times, now. One life dividing these two times. What shall forever be known among rock ‘n’ rollers as B.L. and A.L. Before Lemmy and After Lemmy. The fast-living, hard-loving, hard-living, fast-loving baddest rock ‘n’ roll motherfucker of the last billion years has left us. The one-time Hawkwind bassist and Motörhead frontman, Ian…

Janet Jackson Postpones January SA Concert

LiveNation has just announced that several dates on Janet Jackson’s 2016 Unbreakable Tour must be postponed due to a surgery procedure that the singer will be undergoing. Tickets previously purchased will be honored at the soon-to-be-scheduled follow-up show. Refunds will also be granted at the original point of purchase. Here is what Jackson’s press release…

Bono Busks for Charity

U2 frontman Bono has been panhandling on Christmas Eve for Dublin homeless charity Simon Communities for six years now. Although last year he took a break from the sing-song spanging due to surgery resulting from a serious bicycle injury, this year he was joined by Hozier, Glen Hansard (the real talent) and other artists to help bring…

Is Your New Year Resolution to Find A Job?

If 2015 wasn’t the best for your career, start 2016 out the right way by finding employment. On January 13, HireLive is holding a career fair from 9 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. at the Embassy Suites Hotel at 10110 US Highway 281. Job opportunities include sales reps, outside sales reps, account executives, retail managers, account managers,…

5 Shows to See This Week

Monday, December 28 Steve Aoki In an era when handsomely paid EDM acts often appear to be doing little more than pushing buttons and tinkering with dials onstage, Steve Aoki spins the “superstar DJ” role into a hyperactive art form that involves spewing Champagne, throwing cakes and crowd-surfing aboard an inflatable raft. With musical roots…

Actor Eddie Redmayne on The Danish Girl, His Approach to Trans Role

In the British-American drama The Danish Girl, a “fictional account” of the life of landscape artist Einar Wegener, one of the first recipients of sexual reassignment surgery, Academy Award-winning actor Eddie Redmayne (The Theory of Everything) portrays Wegener during his transition into a woman in the mid-1920s. The film also explores the relationship between Einar (now known as Lili)…

Winter Weather Finally Arrives in San Antonio

Get ready for a chilly New Year, winter weather has finally arrived in San Antonio. The National Weather Service Austin-San Antonio reports temperatures could rise to the upper 50s on Tuesday, with a low 60 possible on Wednesday. But come 2016, expect temperatures in the 40s. While the winter weather is relatively tame here in…

Tupac and Biggie Roles Cast in New Biopic

All Eyez On Me, the biopic of late rapper Tupac Amaru Shakur, has cast its lead role, played by uncanny lookalike Demetrius Shipp Jr. Playing the Notorious B.I.G. in the film and reprising his role from 2009 biopic Notorious will be Jamal Woolard. Music video director Benny Boom has been hired on to the film as…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, December 24 Lonely Horse Farewell Residency Playing each other as much as they play their own instruments, Lonely Horse has been poised to drag San Antonio popular music into the 21st century for several years now. The loogey-fuzz of Long’s guitar and the Keith Moon-meets-Cherokee-drum-circle powder keg of Hild’s foot and right hand could…

10 Things You Have to Do This Week

Thu 12/24 Santa Claus As if delivering presents to all of the world’s children in a single night wouldn’t be difficult enough, the Saint Nick of the silver screen is perpetually delayed by one pain in the ass after the other. If he’s not arrested on trumped-up charges or straight-up murked by Tim Allen, he…

Did this San Antonio Santa Snub a Sick Child?

Christmas is always ripe with controversy these days. The Alamo City’s latest Claus-related dust up is whether a Santa at a Bass Pro Shops in northwest San Antonio paid enough attention to a 13-month-old baby afflicted with a genetic brain and muscle disorder. The child’s mother, Megan Self, tells KENS that Santa took a quick…

Speed Rack Returns to San Antonio on January 12

Do you love speed? Are you a fan of kicking cancer to the curb? Are craft cocktails your jam? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you’ll want to pencil this one into your calendar. Speed Rack, a national competition that pits female bartender against each other in a contest of efficiency and…

San Antonio Might See Its Warmest Christmas since 1964

Today may be Christmas Eve, but the “winter” weather is great. The Facebook photos of the classic snowy Christmas may be nice to look at, but a nice warm Texas day in December is hard to beat. The National Weather Service Austin-San Antonio reports that Christmas Day temperatures could end up in the lower 80s.…

Selena Tribute Band, Bidi Bidi Banda, to Play S.A.

The “refried dream” of Stephanie Bergara, Bidi Bidi Banda is a tribute band devoted to the late Queen of Tejano, Selena Quintanilla. Boasting members of Austin’s premier Latin bands, the group rolls through the classic hits like a ’55 Bel Air down Culebra. Oh, and their keyboardist has like 6 levels of keyboards, so shit…

Vincent Valdez Receives Joan Mitchell Foundation 2015 Painters & Sculptors Grant

San Antonio artist Vincent Valdez was awarded a $25,000 grant by the New York City-based Joan Mitchell Foundation. “The Painters & Sculptors Grant Program was established in 1993 to acknowledge painters and sculptors creating work of exceptional quality through unrestricted career support,” the foundation says in a press release. “The first year of grants was…

Did San Antonio Set the Stage for a Statewide Ride-Hail Debate?

The capital of Texas has long been seen as a trend-setting tech hub in the Lone Star State. However, in the less flashy world of local governance and regulation, San Antonio may be ahead of Austin, Houston and Dallas in its approach to ride-hailing companies like Uber and Lyft. When the ride-hailing companies launched in…

Spurs Sports and Entertainment Will Operate Toyota Field for 20 Years

San Antonio’s quest for a second professional sports franchise inched closer toward reality Tuesday morning when Spurs Sports and Entertainment finalized a deal with Bexar County and the city where it will operate a United Soccer League franchise in Toyota Field in 2016. The USL is the largest professional soccer league in the country, and…

6 Ways To Get Your Drink/Grub On This Week In San Antonio

Thursday, December 24 Christmas Eve Dinner: Let chef Lorenzo Morales and the staff at Old Main do the cooking this Christmas Eve. Two seatings are available with three courses of San Anto fare. Stop in for pierogi with truffled potato, buttered onions and crema; Christmas duck, with heirloom carrots, turnips, potatoes and polenta; and a…

The Phantom Room’s Got Your Dancing Needs Covered

There’s nothing better than a good basement bar. Not stuffy or exclusive, and yet a step-up from college bars of yore, these kinds of bars generally attract laid-back customers and have affordable prices to boot. Enter the Phantom Room. Owned by the same people behind Faust and several other ventures along the St. Mary’s Strip,…

Savage Love: Other Dicks, Other Doms

What are your thoughts on two Doms sharing one sub? The scene I envision includes the domination of the other Dom. Do some Doms enjoy the submission to another Dom while also enjoying dominating the sub? It’s probably best to put it into the context of my fantasy. I tie my sub to a chair…

How To Fake Being A Wine Snob

Trueism: The best way to come across as somebody who knows wine — snobbism optional, is to actually know something. But assuming you aren’t intent on becoming a Master Sommelier there are a few things that can be done to speed up the process. Books, for example. Pre-eminent among them is Kevin Zraly’s Windows on…

Free Will Astrology: Week of December 23

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The raw materials you have at your disposal in 2016 may sometimes seem limited. You might not have access to all the tools you wish you did. You could be tempted to feel envy about the vaster resources other people can draw on. But I honestly don’t think these apparent inhibitions…

History Buffs Will Love San Antonio Beer

The subject matter for San Antonio Beer, written by Jeremy Banas and Travis E. Poling, two former Bottle & Tap columnists, is simple enough. Published by Arcadia Publishing and History Press and available where most books are sold these days ($21.99 and yes, there are still a couple Barnes & Noble stores in town), San…

SA Slayer Guitarist Bob Dog Catlin Drops Some Knowledge

“I’m glad I made the decisions I made, so I could be dirt-poor white trash and keep it true.” – Robert “Bob Dog” Catlin When I set out to do this piece, I intended to cover a rock ‘n’ roll show that occurred in 1984. That’s it, just one show. The concert happened to be…

Local Musicians Pick the Best and Worst Of 2015

Alyson Alonzo of Sugar Skulls/Alyson Alonzo/Ghetto Prom BEST: “The YOSA thang [Radiohead’s OK Computer as done by local artists with the Youth Orchestras of San Antonio].” WORST: “Whitney Houston’s daughter dying the same way she did.” Osita Anusi Jr. of The Bolos/Fuzzland Productions BEST: “Opening for the Black Lips.” WORST: “DS2 by Future.” Jim Beal…

Civil Attorney From Mexico Moves To SA For The Arts

Carlos Guerrero is like a lot of creative types from the Rio Grande Valley. He moved to San Antonio in search of a better life — as an artist. He’s from Matamoros, a border city in Tamaulipas, Mexico, across the Rio Grande from Brownsville. “I was a civil lawyer [in Mexico],” he says. “Over here…


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