Southern Hospitality

Mar 9-15, 2016 / Vol. 30 / No. 10

Live and Local: YOSA presents Abbey Road Live at the Tobin Center

Last night the Youth Orchestras of San Antonio (YOSA), along with 12 local bands, presented Abbey Road Live at the Tobin Center. The atmosphere was wrought with anticipation as the young players of the YOSA Philharmonic, led by consistently brilliant and impossibly cool director Troy Peters, prepared to follow up the huge success of last…

We Have Another James Beard Award Finalist, San Antonio

Cured (306 Pearl Pkwy., Suite 101, 210-314-3929) fans won’t be surprised to learn that chef/owner/Paella Challenge winner Steve McHugh can now add “James Beard Award Finalist” to his business card.  McHugh joins chefs Andrew Weissman and Bruce Auden in this exclusive circle of SA chefs nominated as finalists.  The awards ceremony, known as the Oscars…

Rubik’s Cube Exhibition Now Open at the DoSeum

Five-year-old Josiah Alvarez stares intently at a robotic arm as it picks up an unsolved Rubik’s cube. Moments earlier, Alvarez placed the toy inside a small chute leading into a glass case where the robot is housed. In what could almost be described as a scene from a sci-fi movie (you know, the one where…

Today Could Be San Antonio’s Hottest March 15 Ever

Today is going to be a hot one, San Antonio. Maybe the hottest ever. For March 15, at least. The scorching forecast this morning shows a high of 92 degrees.  That would set the record for March 15, which has stood for over 100 years. The previous record high was 91 degrees, set in 1908 according…

San Antonio FC Unveils First Uniforms

Or do we call it a kit? Apologies — soccer vernacular isn’t yet our strong suit. San Antonio FC unveiled the team’s alternate uniforms last night at Toyota Field. The all-white jerseys will primarily be worn on the road. The club has not yet revealed what the team’s primary jersey looks like. It will do…

Should the Rest of the Country Adopt ‘Y’all’?

One of the first lessons in my introductory high school French class centered around the word “vous.” My teacher, Mrs. Gelzleichter, explained that the word could sometimes be used as formal form of “you,” but more often served as a plural of that word. It didn’t quite click at first. There didn’t seem to be a…

A Freelancer’s Guide to Must-See SXSW Shows

The South by Southwest music festival in Austin is a Cerberus, sprouting multiple heads in various locales for each one lopped off. It’s a labyrinthine excursion through the small, congested Texas capital wherein, year after year, the myriad music blogs of the internet take form and walk en masse, usually around 6th St. or Red…

The Pigpen: A Friendly Spot for Beer, Barbecue and Music

The Pigpen is located at 106 Pershing, across from the Witte Museum on Broadway and directly behind Smoke Shack BBQ. We are a full service Bar and have a food truck in the back patio area which serves food from 5pm – 10pm M-F, 12pm to 10pm Saturdays, and 12pm to 7pm on Sundays. There…

Jenny Browne Named San Antonio’s Third Poet Laureate

In 2012, San Antonio became the first major Texas city to name a poet laureate. Today, the city named the third poet to take the role: local writer and educator Jenny Browne. “I’m incredibly honored to have the opportunity to serve as San Antonio Poet Laureate,” Browne said in a news release. “I’m thrilled that…

Your Guide to SA’s Imagine Fest, Day 2

Catch some badass music without the long lines and sweaty crowds of SXSW at Imagine Fest. As the inaugural festival for SA’s locally owned book and record store that hosts live music, Imagine Books and Records isn’t holding back, featuring a total of 35 bands.   Day 2- Monday, March 14th 7 p.m. to Midnight  $7 Cover, All Ages Invision Love (11pm -…

16 Selena Songs You Should Know All the Words To

How embarrassing would it be if you were the only one at the Biddi Biddi Banda show this Friday who wasn’t singing along? Don’t worry, we’ll set you up with 16 Selena (and Selena y Los Dinos) songs that you should know the words to by the end of the week. And if that’s too much to…

South by South What? Here’s Sunday’s Imagine Fest Lineup

Catch some badass music without the long lines and sweaty crowds of SXSW at Imagine Fest. As the inaugural festival for SA’s locally owned book and record store that hosts live music, Imagine Books and Records isn’t holding back, featuring a total of 35 bands.   Day one takes place tomorrow, Sunday, March 13, and showcases five Texas bands. Count ’em $7, 7 p.m., seven shows and seven days. The holiest…

15 Songs That Are Less Annoying Than Donald Trump (But Still Super Annoying)

Honestly, it’s hard to find something that is more annoying than Donald Trump, but these songs put up a mean fight. Still, we’d rather listen these 15 crappy tunes before listening to that man speak.  Kid Rock – “Bawitdaba” “My name is DRRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPPFFFFFF!!! It’s Donald DRUMPF!!” As Last Week Tonight host John Oliver recently outed Trump…

Stomp is Coming to the Majestic Theatre in April

For those unfamiliar with Stomp, it’s a jaw-dropping stage performance based around the concept of rhythm and beats, but with unconventional percussion instruments. Items, ranging from wooden poles, plungers, boots, hubcaps, plastic bags and trashcans, are used to captivate and compel the audience with its infectious beats and rhythms. Under the direction of Luke Cresswell…

You’ll Never Guess Where Taylor Swift is Playing in Texas

OK, maybe you will. In celebration of the fifth Formula One United States Grand Prix, which draws celebrities of all stripes to Austin and the new Formula One racetrack just east of town, Circuit of the Americas has announced that Taylor Swift will headline the three-day event taking place October 21-23. T. Swift, who convinced…

Here’s an Update on Possible Bexar County Zika Virus Cases

The San Antonio Metropolitan Health District says 26 people are now under investigation for possible Zika virus infections. An additional six people who were tested came back with negative results from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. There are still three confirmed cases in Bexar County, who all acquired the infection while traveling abroad.…

Knight of Cups: Experimental Poetry For a Commercialized World

I feel quite confident in saying that the world – and the cinematic audience at large – isn’t quite ready to fully appreciate the idiosyncratic stylings that characterize director Terrence Malick’s rather small body of work. Starting with Badlands in 1973 and ending with his most recent output of Knight of Cups in 2016, Mr. Malick has only put…

Second Thursday at the McNay Moves Inside On Account Of Rain

With more rain expected in the forecast tonight, the McNay is moving all scheduled events for its monthly Second Thurdsay into the Leeper Auditorium.  Contingency plans are being enacted to make sure the event goes off without a hitch. Sadly, there won’t be as many food trucks as there could be, as the McNay only…

Mapped: Where Have Natural Disasters Occurred in Texas?

Texas is known for its quick-trigger, tumultuous weather patterns. Now a new interactive map from an environmental nonprofit shows a full account of recent violent weather in the state. The map, released by advocacy group Environment Texas, shows where natural disasters have occurred in the Lone Star State over the past five years. It also…

10 Things You Have to Do This Weekend

Thu 3/10 Spurs vs. Bulls As in seasons past, the spirited potential of the Chicago Bulls has been derailed by injuries. Joakim Noah is out for the season after shoulder surgery; Jimmy Butler has been battling a bum knee; and Derrick Rose is day-to-day due to a pesky hamstring. Injuries are a daily occurrence in the…

Who Needs Austin? SOUTHxSouthtown Announces 2016 Lineup

One week after the perpetually corporate, exponentially crowded and supremely overindulgent clusterfuck that is the South by Southwest music and everything-pop-culture festival, San Antonio’s R Gallery will host the SOUTHxSouthtown festival. As part of the city’s annual Contemporary Art Month 20 bands will perform over the three day festival and, as an additional bonus, this…

10 Shows to See This Weekend

Thursday, March 10 Electric Six Detroit’s Electric Six is best known for their debut single “Danger! High Voltage,” a revamped novelty song that makes “Purple People Eater” and “Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!” sound like kitschy tripe in comparison. With Parlour Tricks. $14, 8pm, Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St.   Thursday, March 10 Metalachi…

Comedian Hannibal Buress Sells Out Paper Tiger, Adds Second Show

The man who almost single-handedly brought Bill Cosby’s alleged sexual misconduct into the fore of popular discussion (unfortunate that it takes a another man’s opinion to draw light to such damning accusations, I know), as well as a seriously funny motherfucker, Hannibal Buress, sold out this Saturday’s impromptu show at Paper Tiger (2410 N. St.…

Head to Mozie’s for March Madness Specials and More

You’re into domestics and whisky, and you love NCAA basketball. My friend, you’ve found your niche this March. Situated just across from the historic Gruene Hall, Mozie’s Bar & Grill (1601 Hunter Rd., 830-515-1281) — home to succulent sliders, mouth-watering hot dogs and signature jalapeño mustard — is hosting March Madness bracket competitions this month in addition to…

Celebrate Pi Day at Urban Bricks Pizza

March 14… a date that lives on in infamy next to its predictable puns and tests of real mathematical knowledge, like the fact that there are over a trillion digits within the incalculable constant, and ironically, Albert Einstein was born on 3/14. Anyway… Pi Day celebrations will take place all across the world in just a…

Jazz on the Rocks, Broadway Nights and Happy Hour at St. Anthony Hotel

The elegant St. Anthony Hotel (300 E. Travis St., 210-227-4392) first opened its doors in 1909 as the only luxury hotel within San Antonio limits. During historic periods of Prohibition, the establishment was one of the few environments in which patrons could safely (and legally) drink, and throughout the years, higher-to-dos such as former President Lyndon B.…

Dear Peter Holt: Thanks for All You’ve Done for San Antonio

When my family moved to San Antonio in 1995, I was an adolescent entering the sixth grade. At the time, one of the most important values in a place to live was a championship sports team. You see, I was born in Cleveland, Ohio, a city that hasn’t won a championship since the Browns triumphed…

First-Ever CarFest Promises to Combine Charity, Education and Fun

Attention gear heads and auto aficionados: there’s a new, free two-day event called CarFest in mid-April at the Joe and Harry Freeman Coliseum. Organized by San Antonio’s Community of Automotive Professionals (CAP), Alamo City auto mechanics will showcase their skills by repairing 25 vehicles for people in need, who were identified and selected through regional…

Hop + Vine Coming to Alamo Ranch

Hop + Vine (5619 W. Loop 1604 N. #109) is bringing craft beer, wine and a menu that owner Angelo Cavazos describes as “beyond your typical pub fare” all to the flourishing sphere of Alamo Ranch late this spring. The Hop + Vine  concept sprouted from husband/wife duo Angelo and Kelly Cavazos, who both share an enthusiasm for locally…

This Is Why We Don’t Litter

The Mission and Museum Reaches are a wonderful extension of the River Walk that have helped beautify San Antonio for residents and tourists alike. So why do we continue to trash them? The San Antonio River Authority posted photos to Facebook today showing all the litter that is accumulating in the river after last night’s…

See Kawhi Leonard on the Cover of this Week’s Sports Illustrated

      With a bold declaration from Sports Illustrated calling Kawhi Leonard the biggest roadblock to a Warriors repeat, the popular magazine has placed the young Spur on its newest issue that hit stands today.  Sports Illustrated Senior Writer Lee Jenkins features Leonard in an in-depth profile exploring the cool calm that is Leonard,…

George Martin, the Fifth Beatle, Has Died

The iconic producer behind the biggest pop band of all time has died. George Martin, often referred to as “the fifth Beatle,” passed away in his sleep on the night of March 8. His trademark production, arrangements and instinct for all of the aural possibilities of a song, much like a British Brian Wilson, (surely…

SAWS Spring Bloom Combines Monarchs and Water Conservation

The San Antonio Water System’s annual front-yard party will feature Monarch butterflies this year. SAWS’ Spring Bloom is Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the water utility’s headquarters at 2800 U.S. Hwy. 281 N. at Mulberry Avenue in the front parking lot. The first 1,000 guests get a drought-tolerant plant, for free, that…

Music Review: The Body

There’s nothing more brutal than the life of the body. It’s utterly physical, locked in constant struggle with the spirit — and after the spirit departs, is left rotting on the earth, pinned down with its own weight. If that sounds like a William Faulkner writing prompt, well, Chip King and Lee Buford are from…

Savage Love: Doubts

I had given up on relationships after a failed marriage and another partner trying to kill me (no joke). Then, after five years single, abstinent, and lonely, I met a man who frustrated me, turned me on, and was understanding about my trust issues. I’m excited about a future with him — except for two…

Free Will Astrology, Week of March 9

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “He in his madness prays for storms, and dreams that storms will bring him peace,” wrote Leo Tolstoy in his novella The Death of Ivan Ilych. The weird thing is, Aries, that this seemingly crazy strategy might actually work for you in the coming days. The storms you pray for, the…


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