Assclown Alert: Demanding a fully armed State Fair with Texas AG Ken Paxton

Paxton threatened to sue the city of Dallas after the State Fair of Texas implemented a gun ban in response to a shooting at last year’s gathering.

by Sanford Nowlin August 20, 2024March 12, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Railing against sin with recently arrested North Texas pastor Terren L. Dames

The pastor, who accused transgender people of ‘spitting in God’s face,’ was busted as part of a police prostitution sting.

by Sanford Nowlin August 7, 2024December 8, 2024

News

Assclown Alert: Sucking up Texas pseudo-historian David Barton’s hot air with the GOP

Barton, a Christian nationalist pseudo-historian, will again serve on the committee that drafts the Republican Party platform.

by Sanford Nowlin July 9, 2024April 29, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Making empty threats about the Ten Commandments with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick

‘Texas WOULD have been and SHOULD have been the first state in the nation to put the 10 Commandments back in our schools,’ Patrick tweeted last week.

by Sanford Nowlin June 25, 2024January 14, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Stoking the fires of anti-immigrant hate with Gov. Greg Abbott

The Texas governor’s new ‘most wanted list’ of immigrants is his latest attempt to gin up fear for political gain.

by Sanford Nowlin June 13, 2024May 13, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Sphincter snorkeling at Trump’s hush money trial with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick

Patrick and two MAGA-minded members of Texas’ congressional delegation showed up at the New York trial to bestow praise on Trump.

by Sanford Nowlin May 29, 2024January 1, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Clamoring for Christian dictatorship with Texas-based preacher Joel Webbon

‘Constitution be damned,’ Webbon declared, describing the kind of Christian strongman he’d like to see running the U.S.

by Sanford Nowlin May 16, 2024March 19, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Getting what you wish for with the Texas Republican Party

The Texas GOP bears responsibility for Brandon ‘AK Guy’ Herrera’s surprise runoff with incumbent U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales.

by Sanford Nowlin May 2, 2024December 22, 2024

News

Assclown Alert: Railing against God haters and refugees with Dan Patrick

Patrick told a church gathering that the 2024 election is a battle between Bible-believing Christians and those who ‘hate God.’

by Sanford Nowlin April 19, 2024May 13, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Poisoning public discourse with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones

Alex Jones and InfoWars have contributed to the world’s dangerous glut of misinformation.

by Michael Karlis April 4, 2024November 22, 2024

News

Assclown Alert: Doubling down on a racist conspiracy theory with U.S. Rep. Chip Roy

The Austin-San Antonio congressman is once again spreading the racist ‘Great Replacement’ theory.

by Sanford Nowlin March 19, 2024May 13, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Refusing to give up on batshit election claims with Sidney Powell

‘Study finds that Trump almost certainly won in 2020,’ the Dallas attorney and election denier blasted out in her recent newsletter.

by Sanford Nowlin March 6, 2024October 29, 2024

News

Assclown Alert: Watering down a condemnation of white supremacy with the Texas GOP

A new resolution adopted by the party slashed language from an earlier one that sought to ban people from membership if they ‘tolerate’ neo-Nazi ideology, Holocaust denial and antisemitism.

by Sanford Nowlin February 21, 2024April 22, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Putting ‘God back in government’ with Texas Sen. Mayes Middleton

Backers of a controversial bill letting chaplains serve in Texas schools said they aren’t trying to force religion onto kids, yet Middleton said the chaplains represent ‘God in government.’

by Sanford Nowlin February 8, 2024April 28, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Refusing to make good on a pledge to resign with Texas DPS Chief Steve McCraw

McCraw said he would resign if his agency failed Uvalde. Mounting evidence suggests DPS did just that.

by Sanford Nowlin January 24, 2024May 23, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Pushing inaction on immigration reform with House Speaker Mike Johnson

Johnson made the absurd argument that Border Patrol agents don’t want $14 billion in supplemental funding from the Biden White House.

by Sanford Nowlin January 10, 2024July 16, 2024

News

Assclown of the Year: Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is an utter embarrassment to Texas

Patrick tried to pretend he was an impartial overseer of Ken Paxton’s impeachment trial, but it should clear it was rigged from day one.

by Sanford Nowlin December 21, 2023June 27, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Playing the revenge game with five-time loser Greg Abbott

The governor has begun backing primary challengers to those who voted against vouchers, San Antonio State Rep. Steve Allison among them.

by Sanford Nowlin December 13, 2023February 19, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Tamping down on free speech to score political points with Texas AG Ken Paxton

Paxton announced his office is investigating watchdog group Media Matters for ‘potentially fraudulent activity’ after it reported on white supremacist content on the platform formerly known as Twitter.

by Sanford Nowlin November 30, 2023May 30, 2025

News

Assclown Alert: Losing (repeatedly) on school vouchers with Gov. Greg Abbott

Abbott’s failure to win over state lawmakers on school vouchers shows his inability to make deals and find common ground with opponents.

by Sanford Nowlin November 14, 2023August 30, 2024

Vote NOW for your Best of San Antonio® Finalists!

Assclown Alert

Assclown Alert: Demanding a fully armed State Fair with Texas AG Ken Paxton

Assclown Alert: Railing against sin with recently arrested North Texas pastor Terren L. Dames

Assclown Alert: Sucking up Texas pseudo-historian David Barton’s hot air with the GOP

Assclown Alert: Making empty threats about the Ten Commandments with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick

Assclown Alert: Stoking the fires of anti-immigrant hate with Gov. Greg Abbott

Assclown Alert: Sphincter snorkeling at Trump’s hush money trial with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick

Assclown Alert: Clamoring for Christian dictatorship with Texas-based preacher Joel Webbon

Assclown Alert: Getting what you wish for with the Texas Republican Party

Assclown Alert: Railing against God haters and refugees with Dan Patrick

Assclown Alert: Doubling down on a racist conspiracy theory with U.S. Rep. Chip Roy

Assclown Alert: Refusing to give up on batshit election claims with Sidney Powell

Assclown Alert: Watering down a condemnation of white supremacy with the Texas GOP

Assclown Alert: Putting ‘God back in government’ with Texas Sen. Mayes Middleton

Assclown Alert: Refusing to make good on a pledge to resign with Texas DPS Chief Steve McCraw

Assclown Alert: Pushing inaction on immigration reform with House Speaker Mike Johnson

Assclown of the Year: Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is an utter embarrassment to Texas

Assclown Alert: Playing the revenge game with five-time loser Greg Abbott

Assclown Alert: Tamping down on free speech to score political points with Texas AG Ken Paxton

Assclown Alert: Losing (repeatedly) on school vouchers with Gov. Greg Abbott

Everything we saw as Yellowcard brought its emo pop-punk to San Antonio on Saturday

Home built in 1897 near the Alamodome saved from the wrecking ball but yet to find buyer

This mansion for sale comes with a kitchen designed by San Antonio celebrity chef Jason Dady

The 25 best places to get breakfast tacos in San Antonio right now