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Assclown Alert: Spreading unfounded hate after the Uvalde shooting with Rep. Paul Gosar

The Arizona Congressman fired off a tweet — which he subsequently deleted — claiming without proof that the Uvalde shooter was a ‘transsexual leftist illegal alien.’

by Sanford Nowlin May 31, 2022August 17, 2023

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Assclown Alert: Gov. Greg Abbott’s deafening whistle is impossible to ignore

The governor accused the Biden Administration of turning a ‘blind eye to parents across America’ by allowing immigrant children in custody to have baby formula.

by Sanford Nowlin May 17, 2022July 23, 2025

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Assclown Alert: Unraveling Texas Republicans’ bromance with Elon Musk

Members of the Texas GOP are falling all over themselves to high-five Musk for his Twitter takeover.

by Sanford Nowlin May 6, 2022August 17, 2023

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Assclown Alert: San Antonio right-wing activist Patrick Von Dohlen and the power of positive thinking

After being handed a defeat in a court case, the SA Family Association declared “religious liberty WINS.”

by Sanford Nowlin April 5, 2022July 2, 2024

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Assclown Alert: Defending the Oath Keepers With Texas Lawyer Sidney Powell

The Dallas attorney just doesn’t appear ready to jump off the Trump Train.

by Sanford Nowlin March 28, 2022August 17, 2023

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Assclown Alert: Sniffing out ‘porn’ in schools with Texas State Rep. Jared Patterson

by Sanford Nowlin March 11, 2022January 31, 2025

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Assclown Alert: Cranking the asinine up to 11 with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick

by Sanford Nowlin February 23, 2022May 14, 2025

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Assclown Alert: U.S. Rep. Chip Roy shares conspiracy theory that Canada’s leader fled to the U.S.

by Sanford Nowlin February 8, 2022December 10, 2024

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Assclown Alert: Counting the campaign money with U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas

by Sanford Nowlin January 27, 2022January 30, 2025

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Assclown Alert: Gov. Greg Abbott is assclown of the year — was there ever a doubt?

by Sanford Nowlin December 29, 2021January 1, 2025

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Assclown Alert: Self-help guidance from with Capitol insurrectionist Jenna Ryan

by Sanford Nowlin December 16, 2021April 8, 2025

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Assclown Alert: Conspiring with medical doctor-turned-Trump sphincter snorkler Ronny Jackson

by Sanford Nowlin December 2, 2021May 23, 2025

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Assclown Alert: ‘Taking over’ Texas school boards with ‘Christocrat’ Rick Scarborough

by Sanford Nowlin November 22, 2021August 17, 2023

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Assclown Alert: San Antonio’s Clayton Perry votes ‘no’ on backing families with transgender kids

by Sanford Nowlin October 7, 2021April 17, 2025