Dec 5-11, 2018

Dec 5-11, 2018 / Vol. 32 / No. 49
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EPA Clean Water Rollback Would Affect 143,000 Miles of Texas Waterways — and the State’s Drinking Water

Scant months after proposing more lax (and deadly) air-quality rules, the Trump administration’s Environmental Protection Agency announced Tuesday it now wants to roll back Obama-era clean water protections. Its proposal would scale back the number of waterways that fall under EPA purview, leaving tributaries and intermittent streams essentially unregulated by the feds. The rule change would…

Puddles the Clown Is Bringing His Pity Party to San Antonio

The “Sad Clown with the Golden Voice” is coming to San Antonio with his heartfelt anthems and a suitcase full of tissues. Recognizable from America’s Got Talent and YouTube (you know you can just fall down a rabbit hole watching music videos?), Puddles performs old-timey interpretations of classic pop and rock songs from the likes of…

Rapper Vince Staples Is Coming to San Antonio

What more can be said about Vince Staples that we don’t already know? The Compton-born rapper has been making waves since appearing on different Odd Future members’ projects since the 2010s and collaborating with some of the best in the weirdo hip-hop world like the late Mac Miller. Back in 2014, Current contributor James Courtney…

Improv Comedy Club Closes After 25 Years in Downtown San Antonio

For the first time in more than two decades, the Shops at Rivercenter will not have a comedy club. On Sunday, the Improv Comedy Club at Rivercenter closed its doors after 25 years in business. Formerly called the Rivercenter Comedy Club, the downtown spot has hosted big acts and local comedians alike, but business declined…

Someone Seriously Recreated The Alamo in Fortnite

You can build just about anything in the hit game Fortnite, and with millions of daily players, it’s no surprise that someone has made a recreation of San Antonio’s famous Alamo. #FortniteBlockParty Based on the Alamo. San Antonio, Texas. pic.twitter.com/54QcXG9kL2 — BlakeStancik (@BlakeStancik) December 10, 2018 Here you can see the original tweet, along with…

Iconic Rhino Statue Coming to San Antonio Zoo

In order to celebrate the opening of the upcoming renovations to the rhinoceros exhibit at the San Antonio Zoo, a large sculpture will be arriving in 2019. Aptly titled “The Last Three,” the piece is meant to represent the last three Northern white rhinos. However, the last male Northern white rhino, Suda, passed away mere days…

Save the Date for Culinaria Restaurant Weeks 2019

As the year comes to a close, that means local foodies can get excited about Culinaria’s Restaurant Weeks next month. Celebrating its 10th anniversary, the 2019 edition of Restaurant Weeks will allow San Antonians to taste food and drink from more than 100 participating area restaurants. While the annual two week long event is meant…

Phantom 2.0? A Review of Phantom of the Opera at the Majestic Theatre

The blurb for the current tour of The Phantom of the Opera trumpets a “spectacular new production” with “exciting new special effects,” and new “scenic and lighting designs, staging and choreography.” Yep, those elements are all new, but not, alas, all good, which only proves that newer doesn’t mean better and that advertising isn’t analysis.…

Band of Horses Returning to San Antonio Ahead of New Studio Album

Since releasing their debut LP Everything All The Time, Band of Horses have continue to carve out their own space in the vast sea that is indie rock. Formed and led by singer and songwriter Ben Bridwell, the South Carolina-based band have given us numerous much-loved singles, including “The Funeral” and “No One’s Gonna Love…

LGBT Holiday Events Make San Antonio’s Season Brighter

This article was originally published by our sister publication Out In SA. There is no shortage of holiday cheer in San Antonio’s LGBT community with fundraisers, mixers and seasonal concerts. If you’re looking to hit the town to celebrate, the following list offers a bit something for everyone. December 8 // Concert: Once Upon a…

San Antonio Resident Wins $1 Million from Loteria Scratch-off Ticket

The luck in San Antonio continues: a local resident has won $1 million from a scratch-off ticket. On Friday, the Texas Lottery confirmed that a San Antonio resident won the  payout via a Million Dollar Loteria ticket, marking the first of the five million-dollar prizes in the game. The new millionaire, who has smartly chosen to remain…

A Tribe Called Quest Members Bring The Midnight Hour Act to Paper Tiger

The Midnight Hour — consisting of A Tribe Called Quest’s Ali Shaheed Muhammad and Adrian Younge, who’s produced for the likes of Jay-Z, Wu-Tang Clan and Common — is arguably one of the most ferocious duos active right now. And their genius goes beyond the numerous genres they tiptoe through with their music — jazz, soul, bebop and…

San Antonio Spurs Return to AT&T Center to Take on the Los Angeles Lakers

Barring an unforeseen post-season showdown, the Spurs tip off against LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers for the last time this season on Friday – after losing by eight points on Wednesday night. In previous wins against the Lakers, LaMarcus Aldridge and DeMar DeRozan have led the way, with Aldridge scoring a season high…

Report: The Buzzcocks Singer Pete Shelley Has Died at 63

The Buzzcocks lead singer Pete Shelley has died at the age of 63 following a suspected heart attack, according to a report from BBC. A publicist confirmed that Shelley passed away Thursday at his home in Estonia. Even though the band is widely known as a punk outfit, The Buzzcocks managed to step into multiple…

Four Local Directors Grab Grants from the San Antonio Film Commission

The San Antonio Film Commission has awarded its 2019 Local Filmmaker Grants to directors Allison Herrera, Nathanial “Than” Niles, Justin Rodriguez and Dave Sims. The matching grants, each in the amount of $5,000, will help the San Antonio-based filmmakers defray the cost of projects they’re working on through the end of 2019. To win one of…

San Antonio’s Brightwood College Campuses Close After Losing Accreditation

Another for-profit college in San Antonio has shut its doors. Around 800 students at Brightwood College’s two San Antonio campuses were informed Wednesday that the school’s parent, Education Corporation of America, is shutting down, effective immediately. The closure comes after the Accrediting Council for Independent Colleges and Schools suspended ECA’s accreditation, according to Inside Higher Ed. The…

Get Your Fix of Black Metal When Uada Plays Limelight This Saturday

If you find the combination of ghastly snarls, blast beats and spooky, tremolo-picked electric guitar riffs soothing, then you’re clearly a fan of black metal. One of the most abrasive genres in the wide spectrum of metal, black metal isn’t for everyone, and not just any band can be good at it. But Portland’s Uada…

New Dock Space Gallery Show Spotlights Work of French Street Artist Jessica Pliez

Assorted monsters, quirky canines, bumble bees with human skulls for heads, two-headed bears, rabbits dragging their own hearts and mushroom-cat hybrids are among the beasties that populate the odd universe of Jessica Pliez, a French street artist who works between photography, drawing, painting and printmaking. Although she draws inspiration from her upbringing (amid the culinary…

This Is Halloween: Annual Burton Ball Returns to San Antonio

It’s once again time for San Antonians to give vent to our ongoing obsession with the quirkily macabre work of auteur Tim Burton, via the seventh annual Burton Ball. From Pee-wee’s Big Adventure to Beetlejuice, from Edward Scissorhands to The Nightmare Before Christmas, from Sweeney Todd to Big Fish, the writer/director has created a whole,…

Heavy Heavy: San Antonio is for Dark Beer-lovers

How did heavy brews come to dominate our beer scene? It seems to run counter to history and climatology both. Stouts and porters come from Ireland and England, not the German or German-via-Mexico traditions that cast the longest shadow in South Texas, and even if the Texicans were used to Russian imperial stouts, how the…

East Side Favorite Tucker’s Kozy Korner Reopens Today Under New Operators

Tucker’s Kozy Korner is back in the groove, y’all. Following a month-long hiatus, Tucker’s is reopening Wednesday under new operators. Last month, Andrew Lake and Nathan Azar took over the East Side institution, promising to make changes. While Lake and Azar say they’re committed to upholding the restaurant’s traditions, Tucker’s will sport a new food and…

Weed-obsessed Kottonmouth Kings Descend Upon The Rock Box

“Kottonmouth Kings telephone rings!” As labelmates of the Insane Clown Posse, Kottonmouth Kings have a built-in audience of Juggalos, ICP’s cult fanbase. But instead of focusing on “Miracles” and forming their own religion (seriously) like their Psychopathic Records brothers, Kottonmouth Kings focus all their energy on bong rips. One of their more popular songs, 2011’s…

San Antonio’s Jennifer Bieniek Narrates Female Reproductive Cycle in New Installation

“Fruiting Bodies,” the latest from Jennifer Bieniek, uses a mythological journey as the narrative structure upon which to map an exploration of the female reproductive cycle. The immersive installation “examines the human biological drive for procreation” and the “biological, psychological and cultural factors controlling the female reproductive system.” Featuring draped swathes of fabric in varied…

Presa House Gallery Partners with The Projecto to Unveil ‘Degradado’ Exhibition

In addition to their commendable efforts to showcase the work of established, emerging and practically unknown San Antonio artists — from old-school photographer Joan Frederick to rising printmaker Michael Menchaca and even the talented preparators who work behind the scenes at museums and cultural institutions —  Presa House Gallery co-directors Rigoberto Luna and Jenelle Esparza have…

Indie Pop-rock Candian Band Born Ruffians Hitting Up Paper Tiger

Toronto-based indie pop-rock outfit Born Ruffians came up in the mid-2000s, a special time for indie rock music that some might even call the golden era of that nebulous genre. Like the Shins, the New Pornographers, the Decemberists or any number of indie bands who rose to prominence during the era, there’s a deceptively simple…

Savage Love: Cringe and Purge

Q: I’m a 59-year-old man in good health. For basically my whole adult life, I’ve had this problem during intercourse with a woman of (1) being very quick to come and (2) having a too intense “cringey” sensation when I come. This has led to often going soft at the prospect of intercourse. This too-intense…

Free Will Astrology (12/5/18-12/11/18)

ARIES (March 21-April 19): When I write a horoscope for you, I focus on one or two questions because I don’t have room to cover every single aspect of your life. The theme I’ve chosen this time may seem a bit impractical, but if you take it to heart, I guarantee you it will have…

Pastie Pops and Sexy Guests Ready to Unwrap Annual Christmas Burlesque Show

Tirelessly “bumping and grinding all over the city of San Antonio since 2011,” the bubbly, bodacious, body-positive Pastie Pops burlesque troupe serves up sizzling, seasonal performances that combine classic tease, contemporary interpretations, bawdy comedy, boylesque, drag and fun-loving surprises that hearken to the vaudevillian era. Comprised of ringleader Jasper St. James (the “big and tall…

Pop Legend Paula Abdul Brings Dance Hits to San Antonio

Straight up now, tell me do you want to see Paula Abdul in San Antonio? I mean, we do. The Grammy Award-winning pop legend will headline the Tobin Center for the Performing Arts’ 2018 Benefit Concert Gala Wednesday in the H-E-B Performance Hall. The dance superstar will perform the hits we love, like “Straight Up,”…


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