During a hearing, the Texas congressman tried to blame mass shootings on 'dang smartphones.'
By Sanford Nowlin
Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Is it just us, or are Republicans finally running out of things to blame for mass shootings?
Assclown Alert: Spreading unfounded hate after the Uvalde shooting with Rep. Paul Gosar
The Arizona Congressman fired off a tweet — which he subsequently deleted — claiming without proof that the Uvalde shooter was a 'transsexual leftist illegal alien.'
By Sanford Nowlin
Assclown Alert: Gov. Greg Abbott's deafening whistle is impossible to ignore
The governor accused the Biden Administration of turning a 'blind eye to parents across America' by allowing immigrant children in custody to have baby formula.
Assclown Alert: Unraveling Texas Republicans' bromance with Elon Musk
Members of the Texas GOP are falling all over themselves to high-five Musk for his Twitter takeover.
Assclown Alert: San Antonio right-wing activist Patrick Von Dohlen and the power of positive thinking
After being handed a defeat in a court case, the SA Family Association declared "religious liberty WINS."
Assclown Alert: Defending the Oath Keepers With Texas Lawyer Sidney Powell
The Dallas attorney just doesn't appear ready to jump off the Trump Train.
Assclown Alert: Sniffing out 'porn' in schools with Texas State Rep. Jared Patterson
Assclown Alert: Cranking the asinine up to 11 with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick
Assclown Alert: U.S. Rep. Chip Roy shares conspiracy theory that Canada's leader fled to the U.S.
Assclown Alert: Counting the campaign money with U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas
Assclown Alert: Gov. Greg Abbott is assclown of the year — was there ever a doubt?
Assclown Alert: Self-help guidance from with Capitol insurrectionist Jenna Ryan
Assclown Alert: Conspiring with medical doctor-turned-Trump sphincter snorkler Ronny Jackson
Assclown Alert: ‘Taking over’ Texas school boards with ‘Christocrat’ Rick Scarborough
Assclown Alert: San Antonio's Clayton Perry votes ‘no’ on backing families with transgender kids
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Hundreds take to San Antonio's streets Friday to protest Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade
By Michael Karlis
Bexar County sheriff says he won't pursue charges against San Antonio women seeking abortions
More women will die if Texans don't speak up for women's bodies
By Shawna Hodgson, The Texas Observer
Beto O'Rourke says he'll work to reverse Texas' abortion ban
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