Assclown Alert

Barton, who once said Christians are obligated to vote for Trump, recently said Democrats aren't ‘God-fearing’ and are more prone to cheat in elections.

Despite his rabid fan base of gun nuts, MAGA voters and Proud Boys, Rittenhouse is no hero.

Paxton's office is appealing a court decision that would let doctors make the choice to end complicated pregnancies that could endanger a woman's health.

In a flurry of purple prose, Buzbee called Paxton's coming impeachment trial an 'evil, illegal, and unprecedented weaponization of state power.'

To anyone paying attention, the gulf between the House and Senate on property taxes was clear weeks before the session was over.

The same judge who tried to outlaw the widely used abortion drug mifepristone is now preparing to hear a dubious legal case that would slap Planned Parenthood with $1.8 billion in fines.

Roy threatened to derail the military budget because he found the Air Force's plans to celebrate Pride 'divisive' and 'embarrassing.'

Despite saying the legislature should stop 'bashing on' LGBTQ+ Texans, Phelan enabled final House passage of a bill to ban gender-affirming care for trans minors.

In a statement on the mass shooting in Cleveland, Texas, Abbott referred to the tragedy's victims as 'illegal immigrants.'

The crusading social conservative is facing accusations that he had an 'inappropriate relationship' with an intern under the age of 21.

During a hearing, the Republican lawmaker unknowingly called out names of fake speakers including Connie Lingus and Anita Dickinme.

One of Texas' most tireless and tiresome culture warriors has filed a bill that would make it illegal to 'provide information on how to obtain an abortion-inducing drug.'

The freshman Republican filed a bill that would ban polling places from college campuses and used the absurd justification that she's concerned about safety.

By asking Hagee to give the invocation at her campaign launch, Haley is signaling that she's no moderate.

The pair wasted two hours in a failed tag-team attempt to tack anti-transgender amendments onto a procedural resolution.

Critics warn that Kolkhorst's bill banning people from four countries from buying land in Texas will worsen anti-Asian sentiment, which is growing.

The Black congressman Roy nominated to thwart Kevin McCarthy's bid 'is not a historic candidate for Speaker. He's a prop,' one critic fired back.

Texas' junior senator started the year on a low note, and it's only been downhill from there.

As the increasing threats against drag shows suggest, the Texas GOP's anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric has consequences.

'There's a very specific, established path for invoking the Invasion Clause,' one expert said. 'You don't just do it in a tweet.'