All the rock action we witnessed as Steel Panther brought its tongue-in-cheek hair metal to San Antonio

Steel Panther brought its cheeky Sunset Strip-style hair metal (and lots of Spandex) to San Antonio on Wednesday. The band had the Aztec Theatre crowd fist-pumping along to its lurid tales of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.

Crobot and Tragedy rounded out a bill best enjoyed with a hefty appreciation for '80s nostalgia — and a sense of humor.