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A group says it has identified the Zodiac Killer — contrary to the popular meme, the culprit is not Ted Cruz.
The most-read article pointed out the contradiction in Texas' junior senator giving a Twitter high five to NBA players for refusing to get vaccinated — because they deserve bodily autonomy — while also telling women they should shut up and accept Texas' abortion ban.
Beyond that, our story with the third-most readers highlighted a possible new break in the Zodiac Killer case. And that, in turn, may be disappointing to folks fond of sharing the intentionally absurd Ted Cruz-is-the-Zodiac Killer meme.
Hell, one could even argue that a story further down the list — one about a San Antonio loan officer getting slapped with a 45-day sentence for his part in the Jan. 6 insurrection was indirectly a Cruz story. After all, Teddy Boy was among the highest-profile elected officials who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
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