28 hills people from the San Antonio area will die on

San Antonio has its own unique culture, and we're not really into adapting it to fit what folks in other parts of the country, or even the state, consider normal.

We're friendly folks, often polite to a fault. But, dammit, there are certain local beliefs and traditions we're willing to fight over.

So, at the risk of sounding confrontational, we rounded up 28 hills San Antonio residents are prepared to die on — because, well, we're right and those other pinche people have no idea what they're talking about. 
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It's perfectly acceptable to burn up all your vacation time at work for Fiesta.
Photo by Jaime Monzon
It's perfectly acceptable to burn up all your vacation time at work for Fiesta.
Photo by Jaime Monzon
If a restaurant doesn't make its own torillas, it may as well be Taco Bell.
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If a restaurant doesn't make its own torillas, it may as well be Taco Bell.
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The Spurs have the best fans in the NBA.
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The Spurs have the best fans in the NBA.
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The sign may say "Bill Miller," but it's Bill Miller's. And we ain't budging on this.
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The sign may say "Bill Miller," but it's Bill Miller's. And we ain't budging on this.
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Setting foot inside an art gallery during First Friday is purely optional.
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Setting foot inside an art gallery during First Friday is purely optional.
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Any hint of inclement weather is cause to stock up a week's worth of groceries at H-E-B.
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Any hint of inclement weather is cause to stock up a week's worth of groceries at H-E-B.
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Anything tastes better when topped with Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Anything.
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Anything tastes better when topped with Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Anything.
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Turn signals are optional.
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Turn signals are optional.
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You should never pass up anything Selena-related, whether it's a tribute night, free store merchandise or a chance to sing "Como la Flor" at the karaoke bar.
Photo by Philip Tovar
You should never pass up anything Selena-related, whether it's a tribute night, free store merchandise or a chance to sing "Como la Flor" at the karaoke bar.
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Regardless how many times the Ghost Tracks have been debunked, that shit gives you goosebumps.
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Regardless how many times the Ghost Tracks have been debunked, that shit gives you goosebumps.
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