August 06, 2021

Tell me you're from San Antonio without telling me you're from San Antonio

There's no shortage of ways to tell if someone hails from San Antonio. Eating tacos for breakfast, for example, or breaking into the chicken dance at weddings. These identifiers are just a few of the unspoken ways to tell if someone is a true San Antonian.
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“Flour or corn” may be the most important question you answer on any given morning. 
Photo via Instagram / jesselizarraras
“Flour or corn” may be the most important question you answer on any given morning.
Photo via Instagram / jesselizarraras
You have collected every Selena shopping bag H-E-B has ever released. Photo via Twitter / Adriana_Acosta
You have collected every Selena shopping bag H-E-B has ever released.
Photo via Twitter / Adriana_Acosta
You can't eat barbacoa at any establishment that doesn't also offer Big Red. 
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You can't eat barbacoa at any establishment that doesn't also offer Big Red.
Photo via Instagram / alanisgood
The only thing that allowed you to shake your grudge against Charles Barkley was realizing that you hate Kawhi Leonard even more.   Photo via Twitter / BrianRayy_
The only thing that allowed you to shake your grudge against Charles Barkley was realizing that you hate Kawhi Leonard even more.
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You long ago stopped wondering, "Were those fireworks or gunshots?" Photo via Twitter / PuroSanAntonio
You long ago stopped wondering, "Were those fireworks or gunshots?"
Photo via Twitter / PuroSanAntonio
You’re willing to eat street food at Fiesta with your hands moments after using one of the porta johns. Photo by Jaime Monzon
You’re willing to eat street food at Fiesta with your hands moments after using one of the porta johns.
Photo by Jaime Monzon
Friends have explained that the Ghost Tracks aren’t supernatural, but you refuse to believe them. 
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Friends have explained that the Ghost Tracks aren’t supernatural, but you refuse to believe them.
Photo via Google Maps
You have fallen asleep on the couch only to be awakened by an Americus Diamond commercial.   Photo via Twitter / dylangonzalez21
You have fallen asleep on the couch only to be awakened by an Americus Diamond commercial.
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You’ve tubed down the river with an ice chest full of beer.
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You’ve tubed down the river with an ice chest full of beer.
Photo via Instagram / andrewfisher7
You’re psychologically scarred by la chancla. 
Photo via Twitter / BeiingColombian
You’re psychologically scarred by la chancla.
Photo via Twitter / BeiingColombian